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tbagjames: am gud, just njoying the comments over here.
Regarding the question, itls a capital NO. The only exception is if the parties involed are made of firewood.

hahahahahahaha can't stop laughing... So na so u lik straph reach ? Lwkmd

linearity: Seriously, what is your point? Neither can you cast out demons with the Bible. The Bible is just another history literature book to anyone except without the Holy Spirit and the media through which the Holy Spirit operates is not limited.

Jesus said, in my name you shall cast out demons, he did not say...through or with the Bible you shall cast out demons.

The officer whose servant was I'll told Jesus effectively that, you don't have to come to my house to lay your hands on my servant or speak the words so he can hear...just say the words here and the air which us media will convey those commands to my ill server and he will be made whole.

In essence, all you need is your faith and the word of God in your mouth...

wisely said bro.... The power is in the word regardless of the form its comin frm... Lemme use dis to mak a stance... pastors preach on radio, Tv and facebook and ppl receive their healing; and to those sayin u can only cast out demons using d bible, can u cast out demons pointin the Bible to the demons without uttering anytin and expect d demons to flee ?

Am 25 and av neva had s.ex.... As awkward as it may sound, aside d determination not to av sex, I av come into conclusion dat wat helps most virgin male keep their virginity is masturbation

Gooci: in one short... op oti ya weyrey. i ws laffin at your post until one of them hit me i wont declare which one

hahahahahaha my man.... Na vaseline own catch u oooooo... U ar under arrest

Therock5555: oboy let's get facts straight here, nobody would call anybody ugly if they are not. Ever since smart fones came out, our girls faces have not remain the same again, I saw one of my ex-classmate's pix on FB, the girl fair gan, I was almost tempted to scope her before we met, the babe still black same way I knew her before. So who should I get angry wit, her or her phone.


Every guy has mental fantasies, we associate fine voice with fine face, babe suppose talk plain, like if I say, "babe ur voice fine o" and she replies me "naso bros, maybe that's y God no make me fine"

I swear to u, that dude would respect that babe if he chooses to meet her, its just the matter of opening up, most of our ladies are not open, dem too like pretending.

Thanks

thanks jawe my broda....u av said it all... Despite my good body structure and my height, I stl jokingly tell my online crush dat am very ugly and very short and dat wen dey get to see me, dey shldnt be disappointed.... Remembered a time lik dat I told a lady I was very very short... She was expectantly waiting for a short guy at d bus stop bt wen she eventually saw me, she was so shocked.. Na our grls dey f.uck up jooooooor.... Most times wen I compliment my online crush on their romantic voice, dey ofen tell me dey ar not as pretty as I think.... I wld also be disappointed if u sound or look lik Celine Dion on the fone or BBM and u look lik Mr. Ibu in real life

There's no need crying over spilled milk.. Life goes on jst dat my appointment wld be terminated when my boss subsequently request for sex and she deny him of sex

If am to speak outside religion dat discriminates against pre-marital sex... Though a relationship shldnt be built on sex but if a relationship wil last, either sex or sex free relationship, it wil definitely last....in my own 3D point of view, there's actually no answer to dat question.... The reason why guys tend not to be sex-zoned is not because we are dat crazy bout sex jst dat the happenings around in the women world this days warrant sex in a relationship as guys wld alwz want to be on top on the game

Enters thread=> shake my head=> pee on posters head=> walks out of the thread

In the actual sense, mothers deserve more respect dan fathers.... As irritating as It sounds, mothers stil do it.... Kudos to my mother and all the mothers dat can do dis

Flawlessangel: This is absolute nonsense....am a male virgin and i dnt do any of what u wrote there....
Here's a clue on how to know a male virgin...
(1) he is usually very shy, like the shyest guy among a group
(2) his heart beats very fast when a girl is touching him in a compromising way...like a girl drawing him close and his chest touching the girls boobs while she raps her hands around him. He bcomes uneasy.
(3) he watches more indecency than the non virgins
(4) he allows a girl to always take d lead or make d first move b4 he does...( he always waits 4 d ladies green light b4 proceedin)........
...i bet a true male virgin wud agree the these points of mine more than what the o.p said about male virgins.

This is notn but pure truth.. Thumbs up

Wen a guy gives out moni to ladies, it is ur duty as a guy but wen a lady gives u moni, it Is a taboo.... If a lady is stingy to guys, its a normal tin, but wen a guy is stingy, he's not a husband material... Wen a lady friendzone a guy, she's a smart lady but wen a guy friendzone a lady, he's a cheat and a proud person.... Ladies wnt stop to amaze me

Its of no doubt dat ladies love tall guys... Wit my height and stature (6ft 5in).. Am always attracted to quality ladies.. My babe sef dey fear me

krall: I am not dark. But. And why do girls that bear names like "moocutiee" "sweeridiva" "serxyprincess" "sexzy" always end up being uglie?

I swear na d truth u yarn so.... It sounds funny though

I guess its not generally accepted dat men cherish the ladies dey suffer for... Though its true and on the other hand not so true... I believe there's a limit to wat everybdy can take.... It does not rili work for someone lik me dat's got high self esteem ( remember high self esteem is not pride). If a man can spend millions to marry a lady and divorce her 2weeks later, den who d hell ar u wey be ordinary girlfriend ?...If a man wil stay he'll definitely stay, either u accept afta 3weeks or 3year of toasting...( There's no universal handouts to ascertain how long a man wld stay)

I asked a lady out but she decline my request though we kiss and romance but each time I try to unbotton her skirt. She stops me.... av I been friendzoned ?

If she wants to fold her arms and wait for d guy to approach her first den she must be sleepin on a movin bicycle.... Dat someone is destined for you does nt mean he wld be the one to approach you first.... Its obvious the guy is a shy type, so I guess d ryt tin to do is jst for her to take the bull by the horn and talk to him stylishly... E.g, wen the guy is on a good outfit, she myt start wit, I love ur outfit, its really nice or I love the smell of ur pef..... Dats is enough to get into talkin terms.... I hope this helps

kovak: Have you wondered why none of the Nigerian universities is not rated amongst top 500 in the world?

Have you even considered that there is discrimination between universities in Nigeria?

Do you remember that there was a time when Unijamb was separate from Polyjamb? And as such, you cannot claim superiority based on the current misguided jamb system?

Do you know your argument is weakened when you use one regrettable instance to generalize the inferiority of the polytechnic system?

My 2 kobo

I love to hear wise ppl speak.... U ar a wise man bro.... As far as am concerned, nobody in Nigeria is exempted frm dis discrimination... However, it's part of our culture in Nigeria dats why we import ridiculous tins such as toothpick, toothbrush, cotton wool and so on... If the success of Chinese leading in technology we marvel at today is based on degree, wld dey stil be dependent as Nigerians

haywire07: I guess u are a billionare..mumu..or u are from a billionare family and ur mumu sense didn't tell u that money is not made by certificate but by what u are able 2 offer 2 ur world.
Bros enter street and hustle and stop sitting on one useless certificate.
And its dis ur types dat usually study courses like "transport managent" all in d ame of Uni.certificate.
PS: ur end product na garage if u dnt wake up frm ur slumber

hahahahahahaha chairman u wicked ooooo... Shey una get beef b4 ni ?

MoneySoldier: I don laff tire, keep em coming Pals




Back in the days around 2006/2007, I came home to spend some time after the end of a certain session, and we know how it is that when its time to go back to school one tries to go to the market to get some new stuffs.

So on my preparation going back, I went to the market to get some new clothes, Vespa Market Agbara to be precise, so while I was done the shopping and leaving the market my eyes just caught a certain shop that sold pant and bras, it was the ones used in decorating the inside that actually caught my eyes, I been wan pass but one mind was like, guy buy for your babe nah, just blow her mind, and being a guy that always know everything about a girl I call my own, I already knew the size of my babe's pant and bra(amebo make una no ask me Lolz), so I made up my mind to get some for her as a surprise.

I stopped by at the shop, selected a few beautiful ones bought like four apiece paid and left, on my way I had packaged them and kept them at the bottom of my own clothes then when I get home I ll quickly arranged them into my travelling bag.

I got home arranged my bag, two bags actually, one for foodstuffs and provisions while the other was the normal travelling bag, but my parents knew I went to Vespa that day and when my mum came back, she asked if I went and I told her I did.

She asked to see them, I told her I had arranged them in my bag that I would show her when I get back cos as soon as she came she sent me to go buy garri for eba that night, when I told her I would show her when I come she said ok.

But before I came back, I was looking for my mum, checked the kitchen, her room, but as I was walking to my room, I was telling myself,

"Hope say this woman never go dey search my bag to see the clothes wey I buy herself sha"

And when I got to my room my guess was right, she was there and had already searched my bag both the new clothes and the panties and bra wrapped in a separate nylon was on the bed, but I hide am well nah, how she take see am? and as I got in, what I got next was,

"(Called my native name first), who has these pants and bras?"

My voice just seize, my breath seized, am sure my heart stopped pounding for some time as well, it was soooooooo embarrassing. Is still good say nah my mum see am sha, cos if nah my Dad, I don graduate that day be that. I was expecting a hot slap or something from her but got none, but the things wey she use her mouth tell me, e for better say she use my head jam wall, ccos she use mouth finish me.

This is hilarious

lepasharon: Hmmm !

dats it my dear.... Sounds harsh buh its notn but d truth

From my observations, average responsible and cute ladies feel shy and uncomfortable wen guys ar staring but on the other hand, aside those dat grew up wit guys surrounding dem who seem not to be shy or ashamed of guys dat much.. As a matter of fact, I dnt expect those claimin to be very comfortable and even caltwalk to be shy or ashamed cos guys ar staring wen dey av slept wit thousands of men and u xpct dem 2 feel shy or ashamed while walkin in the midst of guys?...Some ladies ar synonymous to slut in nature.... Dem go soon crucify me oooo... Mak una dey look as dem go dey quote me

temigracie: if na me, i ll adjust or change how i walk, check my face using my fone screen as mirror, quickly moisten my lips if its kinda dry, hold my head high and waka like miss world ......d most annoying thing is dat,my heart usually skips a beat weneva i c cute guyz...

couldn't stop smiling... I was tempted to check ur pix... Cute though

Board an helicopter and wen u are above the sky level, bring out a ring and propose to her saying ' Will u date me or get out of my helicopter

There's notn actually wrong if she's getn too much attention frm guys unless she's doin it to mak u jealous and if that's d case, U need to reciprocate by doin it in a matured manner...its alwz very gud to let ur partner fully knw dat u ar also demanded for in d labour market... She myt obviously be doin dat to mak u knw she's wanted out there by so many hardware jst in order to mak u respect her and be scared of losing her.... Ladies tend to act in dis manner wen dey knw dat wen dey dump u, u wld definitely not geta a beta grl

It sounds so funny but its notn but d truth... I don laff so tey ppl dey look me lik say I don get mental disorder.. Dey ar quick to anger and ready to fight at any slight provocation jst because of what they lack in height, they want to gain by making sure they are never bullied... Am 6ft 5in though

Rooneyboy: U raised up ur head and u claim u are over 6ft

The girl on her own part go be giant be that oo .

no jor.... Remember I said I had a feeling of guilt so i was lookin down while she was speakin now... Mind you, of wat benefit wld lying bout my height profit me ?

Dumb as* niggas claimin to be educated and wise but unknowing to dem, dey foolishly displaying the greatest height of illiteracy..... Trying to belittle other ppl's entity to uplift theirs.... Bsc or Phd or whatever, where una park una private jet ? Its funny som dumb niggas stl reason lik my 7 years old broda.... Y is dis Bsc of a tin overated ? As if Bsc is an automatic passport to winning the race of life