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Gistruler:
Tosyne2uch.... where at thou

I kuku dey here oooo.. I just dey observe ni

BBW

ultravires:
The thing won't be funny when you later check your dashboard on friday only to see ( you will be notified when to print your call up letter because you are not in stream ii)

Na him be say your village people don reason your matter wella be that

The same way I normally cause roadblock in my hometown in Ekiti

emakoji:
Since you already know, then stop having sex with them. Wait after the wedding. My advice

What if her village people still don't disembark from her matter nko?

If the husband still dumps her after having with her on the wedding night ?

Congrats to the couple

I wish you fruitfulness in your marriage

Help me ask them ooooo because I don't know why a guy will claim he loves his gf and will still be cheating

jericco1:
Most ladies are in dire need of a mate but wouldn't admit it.

Their ego will never make them accept it. They only come here to rant about how men are inconsequential to them

patholaw:
One of my guy told me his parent sent someone to his department in school to confirm if he truly graduated.

LMAO This is very funny ooo

So I made your list oga Daviyjonness? Thank you oooo

Unfortunately, this advice with not go well with "marriage is not for everybody" crew

Their ego won't allow them admit that they're single and searching

Nice one bro

But we also need tips for those who are currently starving of boyfriend/girlfriend

Abeg what are the things to know about traveling by land? . E.g Lagos to Ekiti

funmisticqueen:
I didnt see your mail o, i just checked now

You can now check it

At last!

Awon oloshi

Mexyz:
Brother no be lie you talk o... Got tired of talking at home, if I just enter my area like this, earphones straight till I get to my gate....

God pass them sha

Isaacmacdon:
Hey bro, @tosyne2much, I sincerely understand what you stated, but I think you should've put him in prayers.

The man matter tire me jawe.. I have left him to his lifestyle sha

cindybaby22:
u are very right at the bold.It is the point i m trying to make, this kind of thread justify all the degrading names guys term ladies.

Most people think op is trying to insult broke guys, but i see more insult to the ladies than the broke guys with this thread?
If one is trying to put up a funny topic, it should be sensible, not demeaning.
Why do we have women reading hard to come up with good grades, get good jobs, if it is to sponge on guys? We ladies degrade ourselves & later blame it on guys. I believe no guy in his dream will create this kind of thread.

That's very true

The only people I pity are the teenagers that would be led astray by the write-up . You know young ladies are usually susceptible to wrong orientation especially when it has to do with relationship?

cindybaby22:
I beg to disagree @bold
Low esteem is an understatement. @least some people can be rich & still have low self esteem.
This thread reeks of poverty, degrading women.

Yet we women keep saying guys refer to us hoee. Why won't they
Who respects a leech?

You're very right. People can be rich yet wallow in low self esteem.


This thread will only fuel guys anger to call ladies more degrading names. U get?

Mexyz:
Thank God ooo, at least dem go miss me small for house.

After dem don turn us to liar for house

DonVeek:
One annoying thing about this announcement is that considering the length of days we had to wait, Nysc still couldn't come up with a date for the printing of call up letter. Anyways ocean 2 don dey use to d suspense.

Printing of Call Up Letter should be on Thursday

Na shoemaker waka pass jawe

Some mad men are very composed that they don't roam about. Some of them perform their lunatic display within a geographic location. But a shoemaker na waka waka ooo

gentlegenius:
Op... Let me start by correcting your impression that youths and teenagers were not encouraged to date or enter a serious relationship in Africa in the past.

But the problem today is that our young and teenage girls don't believe they are ready for marriage and hence, they hardly enter a serious relationship with guys who are ready to settle down. All they do now is wasting their teenage and youthful age, dating fellow teenagers and guys who are not ready to settle down even in the next 6-10 years. After getting used and dumped by many of such guys, probably destroy their bodies and reputation in the process, they suddenly wake up around the age of 26-30 only to start looking for husbands with severe desperation.


As a young man that knows all these, I can't marry such desperate girls who are getting close to 30 and pretending to be good girls. I simply get a young girl of 17, observe her closely and start a relationship with her.

You nailed it man!

Sierusvirus:
As a man, talk less and act more. Whether she is faithful or unfaithful, just bear in mind that we have very high percentage of unfaithful wives this days...
You don't need to announce that you are taking your children for DNA. Plan yourself early to know the true picture, if those children are yours, then you have a home and life continues but if not, the early the better you disgrace and push her out of your house.
Is it not better for the man to be happy now by checking his children to know the true picture than be disappointed after 30years knowing they are not yours, at that moment, you have lost.
I feel, don't see it as if she will be happy or not because she ain't thinking as such towards you if actually the children ain't yours.

Bro, you dey vex oooo

MOST ladies might be hoes but know that there have some decent ladies out there


I happen to be fall in the hand of one

Funny write-up.

I dey come

MisterGrace:
I have never tasted that yet. Maybe someday, but obviously not today.

Haha Don't taste it yet oooo

TheRealestGuy:
You think everyone in Venezuela supports the ongoing protests and want a change of government?

You think some Turkish citizens weren't in support of the last coup?

See, it almost always never matters what a few minority think about any situation. They will always have to follow and adopt the majority's decisions and actions cos that is the ONLY option.

In as much as some of us do not support the call for election boycott, if the majority insist on it, what option do you think I have than to go along with them?

As I said earlier, matters of politics aren't for everyone. Stay in your niche my friend.

But matters of politics is meant for you right? Why? Because you're an island of knowledge right?