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9. If you donate your kidney to your girlfriend and you guys quarrel and she says "what have you done for me gan sef that your mates have not done before ?"

8. When you're very handsome with 6 packs and you lose your girlfriend to someone as ugly as this

6. If you're very good in bed yet you lose your girlfriend to a one minute guy, your village people get hand for your case

5. If you travel to meet your babe and you end up in the hands of Evans guys

4. If you work in Chevron with a nice ride and designer wears yet every lady you woo prefers a broke guy to you, your village people don land be that

3. If you open a thread to profess your love to a lady and she calls the attention of the moderators to close down the thread

2. If all the ladies you approach are always hostile to you even though they're single and seriously searching

1. If you visit your babe in her area and you're mistaken for a badoo member

Danty37:
what about giving head to your sweetheart or vice versa... Does it have any effect too...?? I mean only both of you...

You have nothing to fear in as much as both of you remain faithful to each other

This one na serious case oooo

You want to use 2.5m to equip yourself so that you can work for someone abi?
What a mentality!

I agree with him even though Bruce is part of them

After we do for the night, she will pack her load the next day

I almost lost my virginity through rape last week. It was such a terrible experience for me

This one na serious case oooo... This will serve as a lesson to many guys who give mouth action to random ladies

Dem don come again ooo

Africans and religion madness are 5 and 6

Nice one

Erhun10z:
I Was Even Expecting To See The Exchange Of Punches..

Who him wan own exchange punches? US police?

VIPERVENOM:
So J Martins himself cannot coolu coolu temper. Hypocrite

LMAO

Pheals:
make they mention... and ignore some post na lie! who u wonh catch? me or the other babe?

Where have you been all this while?

Really?

Happy Birthday IamKashyBaby.

I wish you all the best in life and may your aspirations come true as you joyfully add another year today


Cheers!

When joblessness is at its peak, give some people N1000 note and watch public craziness ensue

TechPanda:
Heheh, Do They Even Repair Helicopters In 9ja?

It would be tolled out of the country and would be flown back. Remember say na Naija we dey

phayvoursky:
IT WILL BE REPAIRED, REFURBISHED AND REFLOWN THEN LATER IT WILL RECRASH.

NAF SHOULD JUST THROW IT AWAY.

AFTER ALL THE EU CLAIMS NIGERIA ISN'T POOR.

I don't need anybody to tell me that the helicopter would be repaired

AnonyNymous:
Thank goodness they showed some respect for the dead this time. By at least covering his corpse. I'm tired of seeing 'graphic pictures' everywhere. RIP to the driver.

In the words of my dear mentor
'When you finish your degree, run! Run as fast as you can away from this country! It has nothing to offer you. There's no hope- trust me. I've been hoping since the 70s.'

When you have a country where robbers are bold enough to attack during the day, you should know something is seriously wrong. Where are the security operatives? Along that same road, they will be there to set up checkpoints and greet 'Ogas' for N50. But when the real threats came by, they were nowhere to be found.

It's funny we are in a nation where robbery operation will ensue for more than an hour without the police on sight

Bad news everyday. May God protect us from evil

havilla:
are you sure about that because a few years ago a guy broke up with me and in his exact words he said "you are too reserved for me"

The truth of the matter is that most reserved ladies are usually very respectful, calm, intelligent and well behaved. They don't jump from one place to another all in the name of fun

Most reserved ladies always want their men to be very committed to them and I guess that your guy doesn't want committment but still wants to flex his life

I came into this thread to see something fascinating but I'm highly disappointed with what I saw

drnoel:
I beg to differ bros. The first time I was asked out I was all of those. It depends on situation, place and person

I was only kidding bro