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Oga danfo driver, abeg park me here
Oyah go on guys

gypsey:
okay o! so you are one of those who believes that their rewards are in heaven? i wonder why you are working so hard for 11 hours in Europe if your reward is in heaven.

sorry! I am not a Christian I don't know what that means.

Are you trying to say that heavenly reward is a fiction?

Oladimejyy:

Or what do you think bros?

This is what happens when a MOR'ON gives birth

Shiitposter:
But he came all the way from Port harcourt. What did she expect?

LMAO

Some guys are very when it comes to working, but when it comes to sex bleeping, they start doing it as if they will be awarded world cup for it

Death usually come in various form
RIP bro

pinkp:
I don't know where to start from....

Start from anywhere and summarize it

I'm not a slave to money so I won't take it

Why would I accept to die in 20 year's time because of money? Never!

OP, be like say your village people dey use your picture take fan themselves ooo

Why on earth will you be verbally starving your wife of your love? Sounds ridiculous

CAPSLOCKED:
HONESTLY!
THAT'S WHY YOU'LL SEE A GUY DRESSED UP WITH ITEMS WORTH ABOVE 30K CRAWLING BEHIND A GIRL DRESSED IN 1K LEGGINGS AND SLIPPERS, BECAUSE OF ASSS.

Hahahahaha this is so hilarious ooo

16 times a week ke? Baba easy ooo

thepussyhunter:
lol

na so e be na

sex has this overwhelming spirit dat drives other spirit like sickness etc away from you......

I can boldly tell you a man bleeding from his slit throat and on the point of death would still get and enjoy the feel of a tight deep wet pussy going up and down his almost lifeless dick

and ermmmm congrats on the front page thingy once again

i see you breaking tosyne2much's record in 5 days time

What record are you talking about?

I'm curious

zicoraads:
Lalasco! You can't ride on Tosyne2much's back or anything ride-able kò?

Na me suppose ride on her back. It will make sense that way

sexybbstar:
Lemme woo papiikush, McBrooklyn, tosyne2much, Lalasticla.la, deguynextdoor, se'un, Victornezzar, greyboy5000.......


Hope I'm not asking for too much?

Don't sha let egbon Lefulefu see this

ugwuvictor58:
No,I'm not seeking for job.Sense of humor ? It's subjective.Some finds it funny,some don't, which I'm not an exception in the latter.I can find something funny,u may find it damn boring ! That doesn't equate that u don't have an interesting life.Kudos though for ur write up.

Thanks bro

pinkp:
Pls don't tell anyone about my secret pls and pls.

I have a crush on Tosyn2much

I like your honesty dear.

But wait oooo! Tell me why you think you're crushing. Just curious ooo

ugwuvictor58:
Some are so on point ,but funny ?? I did not find any funny .

Maybe it's because you have a little or no sense of humor

I hope say you no dey find job sha?

This thread is going to be very interesting and it's better I keep observing since this is not my ministry

zicoraads:
Tosine. This one iz not low self esteem ooo. Na reality check do me. As in, when you see a lady you know for sure her hairdo will most likely be more than your monthly take home pay. I don't even see academics, exposure and age as being above my league. I see it more in the financial aspect.

That's why I said it's a two way thing

When you're thinking of starting up a business and you don't have a capital and then you see a lady on an hairstyle that can start up your business, low self esteem go overwhelm you sharp sharp

Splinz:
It depends. This advice should be strictly for an undefined relationship. For instance, one can't get in a relationship on the premise of marriage, and then the next moment he/she wants out just like that. What happen to the initial understanding/agreement?

You know that's betrayal, and such is a wrong doing.

You're very right on this bro

This is a sign of good tidings for Everton but even if they sign C. Ronaldo they still can't win Premier League

I had a similar pastor while still in school. He's always right on his own path no matter how silly his actions are

This is nothing but a lie

Nigerian governors that are unnecessarily guarded. People that you're only allowed to stay 10 metres away from them anywhere they are, so how were the thieves able to perform their stealing operation nah?

If it happed to Fayose, I would believe it

Blonchilli:
My village people nor get my number

Dem fit get you for their Facebook make you no know nah

Chi59:
Don't mind them.

Africans, Nigerians, to be precise are extremely picky about their future spouses.

Things like a slight deformity, difference in denomination etc is enough to hinder someone from getting married not to talk of impotency/infertility.

May God bless you my sister. People are only being hypocritical just to attract likes from people

Just as you said, if something as ridiculous as tribal differences can hinder people from not getting married to someone, much more of impotency

Blonchilli:
My nairaland crush get ready o! I'm opening a thread to confess my love for you Mskrisx

What if Mskrisx calls Lalasticlalaa to close down the thread?

olayiwola4u:
hmmmmmnnnn

What do you think bro? Or do you have any contrary opinion to what I said?

lilbest4:
I'm currently breaking up with my girl right now. We are still chatting sha and I'm bringing it out little by little before evening it will be over. She suddenly started disrespecting me and I ain't taking the shit

It's better that way. You know a loyal woman when you have nothing.

When a woman is disrespectful to a man when he has nothing, the man unleashes vengeance on her the moment he becomes rich.

sonofLuci:
But wait, we have heard all you said, so what do you want us do now?

Wetin this babe do you baba? Be like say you get interest in her?