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mrphysics:
Chineke

Wetin happen?

Chukzii:
Chai!!

Make una go sit down jawe.. Nicky is my future wife ooo

Nickymezor:
Veri funni.

Just as you always parade my territory and mentions each time you notice I'm online

Daboomb:
I married my Enemy, we hate each other back then and we were very nasty to each other (and you can imagine how enemy looks at only the bad sides of their enemies! ).

- We went our ways and fate brought us together again, after many years and we have matured!
- Then we started being less critical and became just Hi-hi friends.
- Then we started realising that "this person is not that bad as l used to think"?
- Then we became "good friends" and make jest of each other and "those days" when it was fire for fire!
- This is when we realised that we knew too much about the other person!
- Then friendship got so good and so close that one couldn't do without seeing the other for even just one day!
- Then each person said: l cant marry you because you are my friend and l dont want to lose such a good friend like you!
- Then each person began to realize that life cant be just complete, without the other person around..... and that is when LOVE overcame all other outstanding obstacles.

In our case, all the questions were not asked directly but all questions were answered by real life events that unfolded with time.
Marry your FRIEND and all other things will fall in-place!
Mind you, your 'FRIEND' is not necessarily that person that smiles at you, say good things about you or stick around you just because things are rosy for you!

Your real friend is that person who has seen THE WORST of YOU...and still thinks you are wonderful to be with.
He/She has seen you in Poverty, in Anger, in Sickness, in unfaithfulness (cheating!), without make-up , smelled your mouth when you have not brushed your teeth , in Joblessness, e.t.c`

Nothing surprises them anymore.

Married to that same "enemy" of mine now, for over a decade! ..and l am loving it like Mad!

Wooooow.. I really learnt a lot from this

You forgot to add that some of them will begin to parade the street when they notice you're around

She will tell you she's feeling heat even though na inside AC both of una dey

She will unbotton two of her buttons and if you no still grab, OYO is your case

sbm060:
ain ain ain ainaaaa naa nice one

I don laugh tire You're really a clown

taiwofawole:
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Wetin person wan comment for this kind thread sef?

bercarray:
I know most of these actresses don't get much, most of them are corporate olosho and the director have sex with most of them to give their role, but in the case of these girl I guess she would be different or will a sane man demand sex from her with her condition or will they be desperate to that extent? well what is my business with that

Baba, some guys no get mercy ooo... I have seen a man secretly sleeping with a physically challenged lady ooo

patholaw:
are you also in stream 2?

Yes I am bro

MarieSucre:
How about YOU be more concerned about starting a family.
How about YOU be more concerned about being faithful man.

Stop projecting your issues on me. If you're pained. Write 10 lists why you're pained instead of saying every 2 seconds 'why are you pained' like a CD that have scratch.

I've told you it's none of your business what I choose to write. I can't create a thread and write any rubbish I like, it's not your problem. Can't you just get that into your dumb skull?

I've given you enough attention today

Bye bye

vimma:
Please when is stream two going ooo... I'm really tired

I saw a tentative timetable that the Stream2 will be resuming by July 4th... I just hope this is real sha

Egbon Toks2008, when are you sharing your story?
Lalasticlala, you're not exempted too

Toks2008:
Ironically I'm not looking for a wife on nairaland and any thread I create is born out passion for writing and socializing.

Nevertheless if only our sweet nland ladies of marriageable ages are less timid,I guess more people will find their better half here.

Another problem with our ladies is forming levels and expecting the guy to just drool over them but it can't work for me....if I give you attention and you show one slight sign of forming,I will ignore you in a flash and you will start wondering... at my age I can't be pursuing a lady upandan.

Wonderful!

I can see you share the same personality with me. The truth is that I have high moral principles and I don't bring myself down before people. In fact, no matter how much I may need money, I can never crawl at Dangote's feet at the expense of money, let alone soil my self esteem because of these ladies that form here

Toks2008:
Taaaarh! all these timid ladies here...who get time to dey pursue woman online?

Hehehe.. It's funny you created a thread for people above 30 and I was astonished to see people giving testimonies of how they found their life partner on that very thread while you, being the OP no see any wife carry for the thread till today

BobbyDean:
I might not necessarily go on to marry @ the said ages but i think there's some reason in the op's write up. He didnt say lazy jobless mofos to go get a wife, he said if you feel you can give 2 extra ppl decent lives, why wait till you get a billi (which most dont get eventually). It's not totally out of place especially for guys that are dating decent girls that dont really mind your status( considering what 'slay queens' have turned the world into) right now. #Justsaying

May God bless your comprehension jawe.. I don't know why most people found it difficult to comprehend this simple write-up.

I can't believe this nonsense

Toks2008:
To see sweet single ladies of 30years and above offline these days nah war..

All of them go just dey form.

You can still find many of them here on Nairaland nah

Our old time scoring machine

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MarieSucre:
Why should I jump into the Lagoon? How about you take your advice and jump into the Lagoon yourself or maybe write another silly list on 10 ways tosyne2much can jump into the Lagoon since that is your work.

If you had a woman in your life, you would not be bothered about how other women live their lives jobless mofo. Get a life or maybe get a woman first then you can get a life.

Let me keep writing it and I beseech you to learn to mind your business. It's not your business on what I choose to write.

You should be more concerned about starting your own family rather than shamelessly parading the romance and other irrelevant sections with your kid brother's mate

Don't worry, I know you're pained by this write-up because you can see some part of yourself having some traits of becoming promiscuous wife

Don't be so bittered ehn, you will see a man that will accept you even if you keep jumping on joysticks after marriage

MarieSucre:
I am the one that is pained?? hahahahaha

But yet you're the one writing yeye list every two days

- 10 reasons why women say I'm hairy, short and ugly
- 10 reasons why women's facial expression make me suspect I have mouth odour
- 10 reasons why even Prostitutes run away from me.

Get a life abeg!

I can write my yeye list every two minutes and I believe it should be the least of your worries. If you're not cool with it, kindly carry your silly and jump into the nearest lagoon.

I can see how frustrated you are towards this write-up and I believe you've had enough of my attention. It's not may fault that you don't have a man in your life nah, cos I don't think any lady that has potentials will be filled aggrandizement towards a thread like this, rather, she will ignore it or move on

Sorry ehn!

Lanceslot:
That's how one id!ot was telling his fellow id!ots the right way to pronounce meeting is mu-tum.

Lmao

Kimcutie:
Jxt do it first and and me the link

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We spiritualize almost everything in this nation that's why we are always backward

So, prayer is all we need for a kidnapper to be arrested and brought to justice?

Airforce1 I hail ooo

wristbangle:
Imagine in lagos traffic, you say "GAY LUH" man, I want to buy "GAY luh". People will be like "Are u a gay?

Gay luh ko, Good lord ni! Gala whether snacks, entertainment/event night, etc is pronounced "Gala"

People will give you a bad name and will even call you an illiterate

kakabre:
Woww.. I've not thought of it that way..possessiveness being a precursor for greed.. I'll have to start being careful about that from now..thanks a lot for the enlightment

You're welcome

Thunderdick:
Se'un

Abi how u sef reason the matter?

That your gala pronunciation will never work in Nigeria ooo

You forgot to add oga S'eun to the list