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LiteratureRe: Cross River And Ssce Fraud: My Nysc Experience by touchmeder: 12:59pm On May 18, 2013
puskin: So...if you are serving in Ikom....don't do like me ooh. cheesy cheesy

I was the ONLY corper from my batch in my school then.
You sir are an embarrassment! Nothing noble about what you just narrated. People like you contribute to the dirt and gradual death of Nigeria. You were the educated modern day corper brought to make a change or at least not contribute to the decay in the system. You made things worse
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CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji Is The Most Elegant Actress in Africa by touchmeder: 5:11pm On May 17, 2013
She is beautiful..
she keeps her makeup simple and more importantly for me in this day and age with virtually everyone (in that industry)bleaching with no shame
she has remained true. indeed black beauty a lesson for those contemplating bleaching or tonning lipsrsealed undecided
PoliticsRe: Updates On Daura Attack By Gunmen From A Nairalander by touchmeder: 12:13pm On May 17, 2013
[quote author=life_style]Show me pictures/videos , go near and take pictures, be brave grin[/quote



lol wetin man nor go use eye see? grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin grin cheesy cheesy
Guys up in the affected zone please stay safe...
FamilyRe: My Boyfriend Wants Me To Give Up Custody Of My Little Boy, What Should I Do? by touchmeder: 7:50pm On May 16, 2013
My friend brought her son to the uk and guess what had a distinction at the end of the day. No kidding...

planning preparation and more planning. You sure can pull it off.
HealthRe: How To Get Rid Of Dark Underarms Simple And Naturally by touchmeder:
Lakayana: Why do we have to take off armpit hair in the first place if mama nature does not want it there we would not have it. Taking it off is the 1st complication we give to the armpit we want to eat our cake and have it. You take it off now you are complaining of discoloration let it discolor you asked for it. What is wrong in keeping your armpit and hair clean by washing that area properly. Lazy people.
Are you joking? Are you a man or woman? Have you found a beautiful lady with busy underarm attractive? ok unto the next one...

By the way yam has got to be a joke. that stuff causes your skin to itch speakless of rubbing it under your arm.LOL
PoliticsRe: 11 Killed In Renewed Violence In Kaduna by touchmeder: 11:00pm On May 15, 2013
They are killing their own people how on earth can they justify that? what is really going on in the north? lipsrsealed
IslamRe: Girls Face Jail For Mixing Islamic Prayer With Dancing To Pop Song by touchmeder: 10:53pm On May 15, 2013
Oh dear it looked quite innocent enough. True teenagers, they probably dont get the implication of what they did. Should they not be schooled and taught the right thing instead of going to jail? undecided
CultureRe: How Are You - Is It A Rude Form Of Greeting? by touchmeder: 7:20pm On May 15, 2013
It is a cultural thing. Nigeria like every country has its own peculiar culture.What is normal to a us may seem truly bizarre to a foreigner. Personally i would not take offense if anyone asked me ''how are you?'' I simply say ''fine thank you and you?''.
Some people here are saying if i tell you all my problems what would you do? But 9 out of 10 times if it is not someone you have a relationship with, they wont tell you what is going on in their life.
I think your environment shapes your reasoning. I've been in different situations where i work and interact with young people and even others as old as my parents. No one cares, they are hardly looking at you and going ''oh i senior you sef na big body you just carry''. No one cares about such petty things they just get on with the job. undecided

As a matter of fact if someone should ask me ''how was your night?'' m gonna be thinking uhmnnnnnnnn do you really want to know about that. Now that's weird to me but of course i understand you don't mean to be cheeky!
CrimeRe: 8 Sentenced To Death By Hanging In Imo by touchmeder: 7:02pm On May 15, 2013
its quite sad but i am sure if criminals especially the armed robbers and their brother's who kidnap people for money and even kill them after collecting the ransom knew they would face the hang man's noose if caught, all this rubbish will reduce drastically if not end.
CrimeRe: Bandits Kill Pregnant Woman Over Church Offering by touchmeder: 4:12pm On May 15, 2013
Oh lord the trauma i can imagine. It was a poor decision to struggle with them. On the other hand, it may have just being a reflex action. May her soul rest in peace.
FamilyRe: updated: Dem Don Call Police for me O, False alarm on child Abuse. by touchmeder: 9:58am On May 14, 2013
bebe2: the witch said she is coming to see me 2mrw.

about 4pm wen we are all at home.
am just going to nod along.

i no get power to shout.
Thats the attitude dear. Dont do gragra with her and watch your body language be relaxed and it will go well.
At some point your son will need to understand why mummy disciplines him the way she does and it is because she loves him.
I always tell my sister the same thing easy with this child because she is a chatter box and you dont want social service to pay you a visit. Her reply is ''nor be if they see mark for her body''. For the older ones it may help to explain why mummy disciplined them for being naughty. In all you do, dont leave mark on a child's body and if you can help it dont beat them at all. undecided
RomanceRe: I Cheated On My Boyfriend With A Married Man - Please Advise by touchmeder: 10:26pm On May 13, 2013
Aleovera: I really am excited reading your posts. Its a clear reflection of how much I have grown! Try to get out of yourself, I mean attempt not to respond from the basis of your values and principles, just be a bit open minded. I am telling you, that even as I type this I am in shock that this could happen to me, all because I thought so highly of myself and took things for granted and was caught unawares!

I have attempted to cut ties with him but still slip occasionally. You are currently in love I suppose, imagine he is the wrong person and you have to let go, how do you do that? That's why its not that simple
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Your initial post got me thinking and against my better judgment, i was sympathetic until i got to this post in particular the part in bold. I was under the impression, from your initial post, you were counting your loss, moving on and have learnt a huge lesson but this part in bold makes me see otherwise.
Permit me to say you are a selfish girl with low standards. I doubt you had those strong moral belief and conviction in the first place. If you had the moment you fell, you will dust yourself and move on quickly. But still hearing things like how do i let him go and all that makes me think you are two faced. Karma they say is a bitch! sad I think it will knock on your door lady.
You want to get married someday how about a lady screwing your husband and saying the same trash you are spewing here? Someone said think about the children. Oh yes while you are giving yourself the break from your boyfriend think very well. M out
RomanceRe: "7 Signs You Are In A Relationship With A Single Guy" by touchmeder: 6:45pm On May 11, 2013
vizboy: [size=50]AND SO WHAT SHOULD THE GIRL DO SINCE SHE HAS FALL INTO LUV[/size]
Are you for real? What sort of grammar is this.
This topic is confusing sha. Should this not be the other way round?
TV/MoviesRe: MTN 'I Don Port" Dance Contest Entries - Top 5 by touchmeder: 6:32pm On May 11, 2013
i liked the m.j dance best and the yellow cab guys too
Music/RadioRe: Wande Coal Ft. Don Jazzy - The Kick (Video) by touchmeder: 10:36am On May 11, 2013
All i saw was yansh. yawns sad
It got boring after a while. You don't want to be sitting in the living room with your little kids when this video comes on.
NYSCRe: Participating In The NYSC Twice: Is It Allowed? by touchmeder: 11:55pm On May 10, 2013
ohnyore: It is a criminal offense to serve twice, look at section 13, sub-section 2b of the Nysc decree, it states thus:
# having served m the service corps and has been duly issued with a Certificate of National Service or Certificate of Exemption as the case may be and is not eligible to serve under the same service corps so participate or guilty of an offence and liable on conviction to a fine N4,000 or to imprisonment for a term of 2 years or to both such fine and imprisonment.


below is the link for the nysc decree
http://www.nysc.gov.ng/downloads/nysc-decree.php
SECTION 13

Any person
who fails to report for service in the service corps in the manner directed by the Directorate of as the case may be, prescribed pursuant to the provisions of this Decree
who refuses to make himself available for service in the service corps continuously for the period specified in subsection (2) of this section, is guilty of an offence and liable on conviction to a fine of N2,OOO or to imprisonment for a term of 12 months or to both such fine and imprisonment.
Any person who
under the provisions of this Decree is not e1igible to participate in the service corps so participates or attempts to so participate is guilty of an offence
having served m the service corps and has been duly issued with a Certificate of National Service or Certificate of Exemption as the case may be and is not eligible to serve under the same service corps so participate or guilty of an offence and liable on conviction to a fine N4,000 or to imprisonment for a term of 2 years or to both such fine and imprisonment.

Any person who fails to comply with or who contravenes or causes or aids or abets another to contravene any provision of this decree (not being a provision relating to the calling and liable on conviction to a fine of N5,000 or imprisonment for a term of three years or to both such fine and imprisonment.
NYSCRe: Participating In The NYSC Twice: Is It Allowed? by touchmeder: 11:51pm On May 10, 2013
http://www.nysc.gov.ng/downloads/nysc-decree.php

If you got the time to go through the degree to see if there is any such thing there good luck.
I don't think you should bother. You even have a job, listen who is good is good.As long as your certificates are authentic you need not fear anything. If anyone ask you why you have your degree after your NYSC that's why you have mouth to explain. There is a way you can use this to your advantage. Any one who buys into your belief system will hire you anyways.You can hype yourself by saying you are a multi tasker, go getter and a very focused person to have gone back to school to achieve your goal etc.May God give you the strength. All the best...
Foreign AffairsRe: Bangladeshi Couple Die Embracing As Factory Collapsed by touchmeder: 11:37pm On May 10, 2013
what a sad sad picture sad
FoodRe: A Male Nairalander Cooking Jollof Rice by touchmeder: 9:15pm On May 10, 2013
Carry go my brother nothing do you jare grin cheesy
RomanceRe: Caught My Fiancee Cheating, Should I Go Ahead by touchmeder: 9:03pm On May 10, 2013
She will not make a good wife. I shudder to think what she will do and not do grin
FamilyRe: Pregnant During Wedding Or Baby Before Wedding by touchmeder: 8:00pm On May 10, 2013
My dear, please go and do registry marriage. If you leave this story like this until you both have money,you will be doing yourself a great disservice. tomorrow another story go enter and you will be just a baby mama. go to court and make it official. Do a very very small introduction/traditional just immediate family members. Dont let anyone fool you to do only traditional wedding. you dont want to be a local traditional wife that they can refund her bride price anytime and be speaking grammar. Make it legal lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: How I Taught My Boastful Date A Lesson by touchmeder: 8:44pm On May 09, 2013
I am sorry but op i think you are a cheap and uncultured lady.Its sad but its also the poor economic situation we probably have in Naija that makes you think you have done something spectacular. If you have your money and all and a man ''brags'' for you, then you make up your mind and dont on another date with him. You don't have to follow him for another date like a puppy. You have a mind of your own and can say no to another date. You don't have to be out with someone whose attitude you find overbearing and suffocating.
Shame on you!
FamilyRe: Your Mom Or Dad: Who Do You Speak Often With? by touchmeder: 8:36pm On May 09, 2013
Mamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa cheesy
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Thank God For Me, Re-hired By My Former Bank by touchmeder: 5:15pm On May 06, 2013
14monthshuh Bless God for your life. Thank God for this job...
This one is for keeps this time, until you say you have had enough and get something even bigger and better IJN
All the best
BusinessRe: N818,000 Stolen In A Day At Diamond Bank- ! by touchmeder: 11:22am On May 06, 2013
We have a long way to go in Nigeria but we shall get there.
Op hang in there as long as you have done the right thing, not clicked on any fake link (phishing mail)and not given your token to anyone by the grace of God, you will get your money back. Be persistent, i know you are abroad but keep putting fire up their &%$£" that money will be traced and the bank will bear the loss if any.
They can investigate where that money has gone, if it is internal or external. They can tell if a token was used or not, they know every. Give them no peace and let them do their job. Hopefully this ends well for you.
A good bank should bear the brunt when such mess occurs, as long as you the customer has played right.Thats what a good bank does, they have online what is called online protection/gurantee. We shall get there someday in Nigeria, thats what they have fraud departments for.
Christianity EtcRe: Giving Your Wedding Night To God As A First Fruit Of Marriage? - No Intimacy by touchmeder: 6:51pm On May 05, 2013
These are man made rules people cook up and sell to their members to potray a false sense of extra holiness

If as a newly wedded man God tells you that and your wife agrees to abstain with you (for some weird reason)that's your prerogative

Don't let any man put you in bondage or sell you false teachings/doctrine

Study the bible for yourself, pray, is that what God is prompting you to do?

You decide
InvestmentRe: Warren Buffet Joins Twitter, Gains 100,000 Followers in a couple of Hours. by touchmeder: 9:57pm On May 03, 2013
Tolexander: Within hours, 100,000 followers!

This life sha!
Life without money!


The same twitter account i opened 4years ago still with just 2 followers and they are my younger bro and my cousin and i was the one that used their accounts to follow mine!

I tire o!
Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn see laugh ooooooooooooooooo lol lol lol cheesy grin cheesy grin grin grin cheesy cheesy
TravelRe: Scammers / Fraud At MMIA Arrivals by touchmeder: 6:37pm On May 03, 2013
While I agree op should have alerted subsequent passengers (perhaps he didn't because he was scared and didn't want someone to trail him) we seem to be ignoring the main issue here.Why are these touts allowed to carry out their business with ease. Someone said MMIA is safe. Well I laugh only God know was it not the same place they stole money and shot people months ago? You ask why the touts are there? Then ask why the immigration people collect bribe because you carry garri or indomie. Why the people weighing luggage take bribe? That's why the touts remain
RomanceRe: I Cheated On My Husband And I Plan To Continue by touchmeder: 11:28pm On May 02, 2013
50calibre: When a man marries a woman, she becomes his property. He owns her completely and gets to decides what happens in the marriage.

You are violating the sanctity of marriage by trying to rub shoulders with your husband. You have to understand that a woman isn't equal to a man.

Go and read the bible, you would understand better. Pray to God to change his ways, worship him as next to God and he would change. If he doesn't then accept your fate and carry your cross gracefully.
U dont say? hah ok o
TravelRe: Dead Traffic-Lights & Blocked Drainage In Abuja by touchmeder: 7:51pm On May 02, 2013
gramci: op there is nothing on these pictures you posted to authenticate the location of the pictures apart from this one.

it could be anywhere.
You are right people in power and co are looking at this thread. op where is the location. lets begin from somewhere and keep them on their toes sad
Christianity EtcRe: Camilla Mberekpe Channels An Evil Spirit On Emmanuel TV (Video Clip inside) by touchmeder: 9:31pm On Apr 29, 2013
JaePhilips: Ignorant fools! Why would a celebrity ridicule herself in front of d whole world, because of money?? Believe me TB Joshua is God sent, av listened to testimonies!
A king was kidnapped in bayelsa, it was even on the news papers! Hz driver met TB Joshua and dy prayed 4 him, d King also dreamt that TB Joshua appeared there! D next day d kidnapperz released d king without taking 1naira! It was even on T.V, is that a scam??

I have d annointing water with me, and it has worked wonders! Dnt b ignorant, its d same way d Jews didnt believe Jesus is our saviour!!!
grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy smiley smiley smiley grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin Are you for real? What water is that biblical?
CelebritiesRe: Pictures From Pastor Sign Fireman's Wedding by touchmeder: 9:10pm On Apr 29, 2013
yeboyes: I for one do not understand how any intelligent person can attend this con man's church.This dude was exposed on BBC for the whole world to see as a conman who takes advantage of desperate people yet morons still flock to his church.

The major problem we Nigerians have is these mentalities of "He go better" ,"GOD's times is the best","touch not my anointed", "all is well" and other ridiculous as well as regressive mentalities.These lines of reasoning has crippled the minds of Nigerians as many have become intellectually incapacitated.
I saw this programme and was ashamed. I think i watched it more than once to be certain. His cover was blown on that show but trust Nigerians, a man of God is immortal. That programme exposed him so much i even wondered how he could let oyibo catch him napping like that. Anyways wishing him the best in his marriage. I know he is a scam artist thats for sure. undecided

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