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RomanceRe: A Girl Is Asking Me For Dating by touchmeder: 10:09pm On Mar 06, 2009
i_laugh:
your english makes me wanna have sex daily.
my goodness cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin
RomanceRe: A Prostitute And A Responsible Lady by touchmeder: 6:02pm On Mar 04, 2009
@poster of course sex is relative anyway. it depends on who she(the responsible lady/prostitute) is having sex with anyway. sometimes its not the so called skills of a prostitute, its the person you're making love to that matters.
RomanceRe: Wetin Make I Do? by touchmeder: 4:09pm On Mar 04, 2009
na this thing some girls dey do when dey make guys insult chicks for nairaland and say naija girl too like money embarassed

come on girl this is ur boyfriend and not your husband
are your parents not catering for you?
the money you need is it for your school fees,books,hostel accomodation or na hair,nails,recharge,cloths and occasional treat
talk true
the way u are managing he is probably doing the same. why place more on him?where he can, he will help you
if you leave him now for this sole reason, the next person u may not love like that. ur so called love will just be hinged soley on money,tomorrow if he is out of job u waka commot again.
Sha if you cant manage walk away, but think again. ''y am i selling myself to the highest bidder''
RomanceRe: He Spoils Me Silly - How Can I Thank Him by touchmeder: 3:57pm On Mar 04, 2009
sistawoman:
Girl I am so happy for you. You have yourself a good Yoruba man.

May God bless you with a wonderful marriage and 3 little boys like yall desire.

May God always bless you and yours.

Girl be the best mother and wife that you can be. I am sure your mom has taught you well.
Also since you are close to his mom, ask her to show you how to cook some of his fav. meals just like she used to cook them for him.

Surprise him with a candle light dinner
Buy him flowers sometimes
Write him love notes and leave it in his wallet, underware drawer, car, suitcase, suit pocket.
run his bath one night and guide him to the bathroom.
i am learning too.
RomanceRe: He Spoils Me Silly - How Can I Thank Him by touchmeder: 3:55pm On Mar 04, 2009
This is no fairy tale

I am presently dating a young nigerian man that cares so much about me and has spoilt me silly with all sorts

He has a very very very good job with an international oil drilling organisation. In less than a year, he has done the following things for me:

**Summer vacation to Spain and France for just the both of us. Everything was on his tab
**A brand new 3G 16gig iphone
**A brand new Dell dual core laptop
**Vacation to the UK. All on his tab
**Lunch and dinner dates at various expensive restaurants
**Expensive Clothes, shoes
**Bought me a lovely silver neklace with an expensive wristwatch
**Gives me ''salary'' in dollars every month
**He tends buying me a car in the next couple of months
**Sex between us has been fantastic. He is actually the first man to ever go down on me
oh my God is this for real? Only you?Satisfied in all ramification, seemingly lacking nothing. carry go jo my sister. i beg make una quick quick marry oh make the equation for balance. cheesy
CultureRe: "to God Who Made Me" by touchmeder: 12:42pm On Mar 04, 2009
Pennywise:
@Sisterwoman,
Indeed I have always felt that certain categories of Nigerians are prone to such meaningless remarks and that the best attitude is to stay as far away from them as possible because they are usually dishonest. That was until I heard my senate president David Mark say on national television "Believe you me". grin.But he too is a dishonest politician.
OMG did he say that on TV? cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin grin Jesus christ mennnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. i just keep laughing. i dont use the word too. its just not me. @gabrywyl just ask your boyfriend about that word. i guess almost every nigerian knows it
CultureRe: "to God Who Made Me" by touchmeder: 12:10am On Mar 04, 2009
i laugh i laugh i laugh i nor fit laugh again on the you tube video.damn hilarious them nor do kill me ohhhhhhh. sister woman sometimes they tell the truth when they use the word sha.as funny as it sounds. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Disappearing Boyfriend by touchmeder: 9:33pm On Mar 02, 2009
oh dear thats no relationship and he is not your boyfriend. you will meet another man and i hope he will be one who can bear this no sex before marriage thing.its gonna be pretty hard but some men still roll that way. wink
RomanceRe: Help, I Don't Want To Leave My Wife Behind by touchmeder: 8:23pm On Mar 02, 2009
davidylan:
she's white? she'll get great teaching jobs in all the highbrow schools in Lagos with good pay.
spot on even private hospitals/clinics too. better one oh.
Nairaland GeneralRe: My Boss Is In Trouble (i Feel He Has Taken Kobnomee) Love Potion! by touchmeder: 1:00am On Mar 02, 2009
nor b only poster dey d company now. why u wan carry the elephant for your head nah. by d way if u want to send d aproko mail dont do it from the office.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Ever Seen Albino Twins? by touchmeder: 12:53am On Mar 02, 2009
come to think of it, ive never seen albino twins in my whole life. shocked
RomanceRe: Help, I Don't Want To Leave My Wife Behind by touchmeder: 11:36pm On Mar 01, 2009
unless ure talking of maybe Aberdeen with a course like yours something could come up but with this credit crunch lipsrsealed
thats a great profession your wife got, medical people are always in demand. i dont think u guys got an issue as such perhaps just one of gathering courage and coming back home.All d best sha
RomanceRe: Help, I Don't Want To Leave My Wife Behind by touchmeder: 12:34am On Mar 01, 2009
First things first what course did your wife study or where does she work?
on a serious note una for discuss this kind matter before marriage. Abi did u just decide to come home all of a sudden?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Ever Been Hitted On D Face By Sum1 by touchmeder: 9:35pm On Feb 27, 2009
dani1luv:
Hey Guyz and Ladies cheesy

If you were hited on the face for just calling the other sex an idiot/throw insults

What would be your reaction shocked
thats embarrassing now
RomanceRe: Interracial Relationships Revisited by touchmeder: 9:20pm On Feb 27, 2009
let me post some aproko pictures of famous inter racial couple
RomanceRe: Interracial Relationships Revisited by touchmeder: 9:04pm On Feb 27, 2009
i do find educated,polished, white men attractive. Alas i am in a relationship with this naija dude i love dearly. But sometimes i just wonder. it would have been really nice wink
i always admire interracial couple till date mayb in my next life
RomanceRe: Why Do Women Smoke? by touchmeder: 11:56am On Feb 26, 2009
its in Nigeria that women who smoke are looked at in a funny manner and its deemed sort of disgraceful.
Come abroad and see women smoking like no mans business. its no big thing if a woman smokes here or not. its just like a guy smoking. @poster its a mentality thing
FamilyRe: How Many times can she B 4given? by touchmeder: 8:04pm On Feb 25, 2009
Wat is ur game plan for the tit for tat business?cheat with someone else like she will care. why not just walk out with your dignity still in place though hurt and let time be the judge. wink
FamilyRe: Why Do Nigerian Girls Born In The UK And The US Find It Difficult To Get Married by touchmeder: 7:52pm On Feb 25, 2009
hahaha
RomanceRe: I Am 39 And She Is 20. So What? by touchmeder: 7:17pm On Feb 23, 2009
too bad, u c this thing they keep saying about NIGERIAN MEN. he just cant be faithful. (i know its not all of them sha)
someone will later tell the wife when she finds out ''leave him alone, abi is he not providing for you and the family?''
And the circle goes on and on

make God nor let person see bad thing oh.
RomanceRe: I Am 39 And She Is 20. So What? by touchmeder: 6:34pm On Feb 23, 2009
You voice heavy stuff my friend. Married and man. I thought I was clear enough. Anyway, very much so
na for hia i nor gree oh. if u were not i would have said sure, cos she's old enuf to know what she wants.she's up for it and so are you. But ure a married man, u should know better. sad too bad

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