₦airaland Forum

Fvine:
The effects of the drink on me : After drinking a bottle all by myself on Saturday, I felt some totori for my Jajaina and after a while, I was overtaken by sleep and I had the most deep and relaxing sleep ever. .

This is exactly what the drink does to me, i get so useless with sleep and libido is not enhanced kan kan.

sufre sufre for oga ooo

enkaylala:
Did you get my mail?

hello Enkaylala, i did not come and get your mail o , i have been refreshing sinceeee

@Janix2, hi5 my natural sis. looks like Enkaylala has been natural the longest e be like say we would form thread o so we don't make un-natural mamas jelux . You guys should share pics of your hair na , please na

kaffy4bill:
Yes sis.. sent u a mail. Sorry for not pre informing u

sorry ke? no wahala o, just needed to confirm it is from our able nurse Kaffy4bill. impersonation is not permitted, you know your name dey open CBN vault . I just responded now.

Funny enough you and my younger sis (cousin precisely) know each other on NL, i refuse to let her know my moniker. She has a warrior son, can't mention her moniker b4 my cover blows up

@ mumredeemer don't you know chocolate is not good for you *yinmu*, I am dusting trainers for u too, same goes for all you chocolate eating and begging mamas, you wee hearit.

@ nurse Kaffy4bill got a pm from u, please confirm

mumredeemer:
I think morning sickness will soon stop this your shakara kikikikikiki. Honestly, I have this feeling that it will happen sooner than you think. a lot of people testify that it is when they take their minds off ttc that it happens and I am trusting God for you with this happy mood that you are. Your baby will soon be in your arms. This is for you.

Amen!!! and to you too. I jes knew u were going to mention MS next! but na lie e no fit stop my shakara, kolewerk , na ma'm Goldenruby i dey follow, that women fine and set die in her preggy days, so unto this i say no to ms and yes to pregnancy glow

I know God will break protocol for our sake and answer us speedily!

enkaylala:
>: waiting for your pm ooo, making my order today.

please send me your email or email me at a, sloppy kisses

enkaylala:
I am actually on it, decided to settle for baby and mom prenatals and moontime organic fertility tea for women,so I wanna order it at once,a couple of people want supplement s too so I'm waiting for them to decide what they so I order everything at once. I'm actually having fun and trying so hard not to add weight but that's not gonna happen.i don't know how this pm thing works but instead of chocolate pick any supplements of your choice and I will get it for you with plenty chocolates. Thanks for been a darling and do pm me pls

Ha mama ni yen!!! kai see blank cheque, ojigbijigbi, wetin i want now oo? *scratches head*

Okay i will pm u, i don't want all these mamas to hear, before they start begging for chocolate

** climbing cumbod to bring out and dust trainers*** see this trainers, they are waiting for you to hit the gym when olidey hend! kikikiki

Modified
please send me your email or email me at a, sloppy kisses

enkaylala:
i am team natural too, been natural for 2 years now and enjoying it, do you treat with fruits and vegetables too every month,i do that by blending different fruits and vegetables with ginger and leave in my scalp for 1 hour.

Haa!!! fruits & vegetables ke? that sounds like something meant for my stomok not hair oo lol.
I just came out of the closest oo , been growing for almost a year, this is the first time i am rocking my hair alone, been wearing protective styles since i started.

Biko, how do you handle coarseness, keeping it soft and shrinkage? my hair can shrink for Africa was able to style it that way after over conditioning it.

mumredeemer kikkiikikikikikik and so shall it be unto you too! Amen!!!

my eyes must to see that special sometin oo, i have said ATC cannot kill my swag, mbanu, kolewerk, i have just started to chop the life of my head, make my body shark wella oo, abi wetin you think?

Enkaylala, how are you doing today? hope you have bought the prenatals/supplements you were asking about, i think you can check amazon to know supplements that i ok? keep enjoying ur vacation dearie and don't forget to bring chocolate oo .

@All mamas, God will answer us speedily and our prayers and those offered on our behalf will not be in vain.

Child260:
Congrats @chrisdada16 May your joy be complete in jesus name. I key into your testimony in jesus name.

Hello Child260, sorry just saw ur last email to me now, please email me on ayaayo123@yahoo.com (i actually just sent you a pm )

Adorablewifey of laive, how are you doing how is the guifeo bao sometin going?
Amen!!! to your prayers on ur diary and you are truly a wonderful person on here and in real life, when i went back to check u up properly, i alsmot beat myself up for not knowing it was a star i met

Anyways as per that natural hair sometin, i think ur dh and my are brothers saying i should make dreads i have just been using style to excuse myself). I finally got the liver to rock my natural hair, ha o badt gan

checkiraut!!! ** the hair is sharking me but wahala is too much***

@mama Fvine, trust you are good, i got a pm from you, please use this email ayaayo123@yahoo.com.

Fortius:
mumi zaynie on fire dis morrin oo..Mr tower..mr tower

mumi feddy27...weludone o u r mouthed!

Amen!!! to your prayers
lol kikikikikiki mumi Fortius so you sef see mumi Zaynie, that wants to corrupt fhagin like me, anyway i know say she use style teach me another style

zaynie:
So while we were walking to the Eid grounds with humility and sober reflections, your legs were hanging in the air shouting Mr Tower! Mr TOwer!! Mr TOWer!!! MR TOWER!!!!!!
God is indeed great!
Blowing baby dust your way

**bathing myself in the baby dust**
kikikikikikkkiiiikkii like Enkay
kai! mama Zaynie you badt gan ni, u just gave me another kpekus idea, now am thinking of how to hang leg and be shouting while my "car" is being washed .

:-Xno be me write am na 'edible catering' hack my moniker in DonaTee 's voice

zaynie:
I wee nor jumpanpass as I kan so fear multiples
Okay, I got married a virgin, I was angry that sex was not as portrayed in the novels . They lied!
Then I read magazines and saw 'real' women talk about sex and wondered where I was getting it wrong. As someone who doesn't like to fail ( my number one weakness), I set out to learn.
Reading books will only confuse you esp if you dont.even know where to start.....
Blue film is too crass and too fake IMO.
So I saw this CD where I shop, it explained the whole art of sex with video! It contained 5CDs, each one explaining one thing or the other.
They dont have it again o! Before una go send me to go charter now .


Written on the back:
This 5-disc box set boasts nearly 6 hours of compelling sex advice as experts explain and visually detail sex techniques and sensual skills that will take both partners to new heights of sexual passion and intimacy. Erotic communication; exercises for better sex; sensual massage ; masturbation techniques; MouthAction ; fetishes; aphrodisiacs; and over 60 positions for lovers to try are all revealed in what can be considered the greatest sex instructions series ever produced.

The Lovers' Guide Collection.
By: Tracy Cox, Dr Dawn Harper, Dr Sarah Humphery and Dr Sarah Brewer.


Hope this helps.

**walks into class**
** all stand, greet***
*** (in nursery pupils rhythm) Good morning mama Zaynie! we are happy to see you ma! God bless you ma, thank you***


Shun ma!!!
2 hands, 2 breasts and 2 bumbums in the air!!!
\o/\o/\o/ Gbogbo owo loke!!!

I know you can never disappoint me, no need to send you naaa, when hard drive and flash drive dey and even dh dey to go looj for it when all else fails.

sloppy kisses to Atinuke and Moyo

kaffy4bill:
Give me some now
Pls wat is quantity of coconut,dabino and tigernut used
TIA
#operationlibidomustbefound#

Ehen, but the way some nurses dey talk about kpekus, i dey always pity their dh, thinking the man no go get excuse as them get kpekus dictionary ok now, Attention!!! all mamas! we have an assignment to epp look for our able nurse Kaffy4bill's missing libido, anybody that finds it should contact me immediately

Mama Kaffy, this Fvine wey i dey look so no go give you oo, she too like the ministry of kpekusing, don't worry when she gives me the contact of the lady that sells ready made ones, i will ship enough to you

.

Fruitfulmum17

HWA dearie, God will continue to bless your home by this time next year, your lo will be a part of the celebration in Jesus Name.

Fortius:
mumi Towerofgrace its bn a while..hw is work?miss u mam.

feddy27 am plannin to get huggies too bt d woman introduced me to a new brand,so confused now nd av bought drylove wipes,jst luv d packaging sha,i av johnsons set of baby essentials nd vaseline too bt stickin wt sheabutter but i might use dem o i no wan mak dem waste..so many 'buts'

Mumi Fortious, thanks for checking on me o, but na kpeusking hold me all through the public hols and weekend How is our bae doing, i am warming up already for omugwo

#kpekustillconception

mumredeemer:
@ Sugah, hw is d pushing ministry? i knw it will end in praise n we will all celebrate wd u, lo lealthy, mum healthy, Dad healthy wd plenty money.

please i am on d antibiotic protocol u posted sometime ego, though no underlying infection, but i just feel i shd start from there. Bn on it 4 two weeks now, Bn sttooling like 4 to 5 tyms a day wd a little itchiness of d eyes. please is it normal? though me, i am not stopping because it dosent disturb my day to day activity. I dont care, we av gud toilet facility in my office. #operationnogoingback. but please just say something whn u come online. tanx.

haa your own is better, no vomiting join? but don't worry it's a side effect of the antibiotics, but me u lik ethe sttoling part cos it makes me feel lighter and healthier

enkaylala:
I am just so sad right now and I don't wanna ruin this vacation for my Hussy cause he is having so much fun,my period just started right now and i thought I was pregnant,it was a rude shock and it hit me hard,and not been able to try this cycle is killing me cause hubby is going back in four days time. Just wanted to draw strength from you fruitful mamas here,one thing I know for sure is that this will surely pass too.

Babe, biko enjoy yourself, don't let any stupid AF hold you back or stop you from enjoying this time you have with dh, haven't u noticed the devil is always trying to sabotage our pleasure and happy times? it is either a fight starts around O that will be settled after O, or Af shows up earlier than usual or something sha that will want to cut short our faith, hope and joy, but we have to look them in the face and say nothing can stop your joy cos it is from the Almighty. HIS joy is your strenght.

Biko shame to AF, but joy to you. So look ravishingly beautiful and give ur dh a memorable vacation b4 he travels back, let him enjoy this time that he would want to run back home soon

Habakkuk 2:3
For the vision is yet for an appointed time, but at the end it shall speak, and not lie: though it tarry, wait for it; because it will surely come, it will not tarry.

NB: in this time of change, vacation does not come by easily so utilize every cent spent to make it possible

Fvine:
@ Pweetiemii and Kaffy4bill, northing spoil, make una hold una AC, na to carry my Jajaina web dey on fire go shook inside cold water then. Am glad you'll donate the AC when the twins or triplets come, that's when I'll need it the most. #enjoyingmykunuaya #nobegibegi #nosharing Love you all My Sisters.

On another note, there's a lady that makes the Kunu Aya in commercial quantity, it's even bottled like juice but she's on the island, I think Ikoyi. Will get the details and share.

Ok so i have come back from weekend kpekusing rampage, make una no vex.

Mama Fvine, i beg i need the lady's contact, no worry if them no wan give u fan, na my papa get thermocool and panasonic i go give you plenty AC from now until the triplets land, make nothing stop the ministry of kpekusing.

Fvine:
Please wait and see a Dr on Monday. Your Dr's advice supersedes. Am not a Medical Personnel, am just knowledgeable on the subject matter.

Mama Fvine, come back here, come and chook mouth for this matter, waka pass is not allowed

DonaTee, correct mama, let me go and get my smoothie supplies ., its going to be a fun filled weekend.

[quote author=mumredeemer post=47331608][/quote]Ehnehn shebi u are laughing me ba, kontinu by the time I ask u to be fanning jajaina u go know say DH no suppose add join the one wey dey im body except I wan give myself suicide mission. I beg buy the cd no room for carry over at all at all. Me I no send anybody whatever them like make them think, na me know wetin dey pain me.

pweetymii:
kikikikikikikikiki funny you.It's a good thing we are all trying to enjoy kpe.kus.ing now.Try the dabino,coconut and tiger nut mix.Remove the seeds from the dabino(if dry,soak in water first)then add your cut coconut and tiger nut,drink chilled.u and dh can take together,pls,make sure he is around oh,people that have used it said it made libido go over the roof.
For lubricant,just eat lots of cucumber and drink water.na my 2 cents be this oh..

Pweetymii of laive, that burantishi be like say e no dey work for me o, plus the wahala to prepare dey to much. This one wey you don talk am e be like say you get am for ur fridge, i beg reserve one big eva bottle for me, i dey come carry am. Who go give dh? iz not me and u, u want jajaina to catch fire.

**looking left nd right for .ab.oki wit wheel barrow, ess, ab.ok.i!!!! bring all the cucumber in ur wheelbarrow*** #jajainamustproduceriver

Good morning mamas ooo

Kai!!! i have been so blessed with all i read from Mamakendra, Donatee, Cherrymum1 (aka mum Lami of laive), Fvine and other sabi mamas. I raise my 2 brezz and big bum bum for u mamas. Biko next time u guys are passing info about kpekusing i use GOD beg una, i beg mention me.

DonaTee, let edible catering hack ur moniker come supply me more info, starting with the asterisked questions below

I have decided ttc cannot kill my swag, mbanu!!! infact ehn i am on a kpekusing rampage dh go herram, so please if una know anything to improve kpekusing, please, please and please holla at your girl with the details and i will also drop one or two hints i find here for interested mamas.

what i need urgently from you sabi mamas (don't come and be forming innocenty here oo,) are ***drumrolls****
* Please suggest lib...do enhancers that are ttc friendly make i no mention some yet (even not ttc friendly will be appreciated)
* Please also suggest lubricants, i react to PRESEED, and would like something on the spot that don't need preparation like the lime, egg & tea solution, u know, just to have varities.

Cc; Zaynie, Kaffy4bill, Sugah, where is that Legendsmother sef

God bless you all and may God answer us speedily.

fertility blessings.

Any mama that jump and pass will fall victim of multiples > triplets, and your jajaina will have no rest from your dh

.

Adorablewifey:
Happy new month mamas and Happy sunday too. Please mamas i will like to use guifei boa this cycle and i don't think i will be needing more than three pills, any mama that have and is willing to sell half , i am very much interest. Please you can mail me on daniellesmith10015@gmail.com. I pray our efforts yield results sooner than we expect. Lovely week ahead.

Adorablewifey, I have exactly 3 pills, the issue is to locate each other.

@Hafofems you are welcome. Thunderous Amen to your prayers