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Nairaland GeneralRe: Mr Cork Is In 9ja, Refresh A Page 3 Times In, N Watch Cork Go On And Off 5 Times by toyemz(f): 1:14am On Aug 24, 2011
hmmmm


SHARRAP THERE 190!

i KNOW U BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE ON HERE.

U ARE LAUGHING RIGHT NOW!
sounds very much like someone else round here
same style of writing
same way of thinking

hmmmm
190,190smh,
is this you too?
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Like To Be Held While Sleeping. by toyemz(f): 1:15am On Aug 23, 2011
@poster

lol
i know how you feel
I'm like that i love to be held

anyway why don't you try toning it down a bit, just rest your hand on instead of cuddling
and if that doesn't work ,go for putting one of your legs on hers instead
the secret is in wanting to be touched
don't ask me why
i really don't know oh
Christianity EtcRe: I Want To Know by toyemz(f): 12:25am On Aug 23, 2011
@ poster


ermmm
what else do you expect them(Nigerian women) to apply that verse to?

why cant our Nigerian men apply it and well without complaining?

my thots sha
FoodRe: Nigerian Girls And Their Horrible Cooking by toyemz(f): 12:22am On Aug 23, 2011
sorry oh
I am Nigerian and i can cook
very well
so this disbunks your claim right?
RomanceRe: Why Is It That Wowo Girls In Naija Are So Full Of Themselves by toyemz(f): 3:53am On Aug 20, 2011
@poster
pls I'm curious
are you one of those Nigerian guys that hang around clubs nursing one beer all night long and then hoping to go home with the oyibo girl who is most drunk?

this is just a a question oh
no a statement
and of course by their fruit we know them
oyinbo girlfriend ko oyinbo manfriend ni
whats her name
can you even remember that?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Please Ask Mr Cork Any Question To Help Improve Your Love Life! by toyemz(f): 2:43am On Aug 20, 2011
Na wa oh
two of the most useless he goats on NL giving advice
true true the world want end!!!
RomanceRe: The Most Disrespectful Man She Has Ever Met In Her Life! by toyemz(f): 11:30pm On Aug 16, 2011
me strolling in
me reading the thread
me not liking the thread
me hissing and backing out

sudden movement

me vomitting
RomanceRe: Naija Women Is It Forbidden To Buy A Gift For Your Hubby Or Boyfriend? by toyemz(f): 11:00pm On Aug 10, 2011
@cantell


cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

I just knew that you would fall for that ploy

my sentence read:

once again you have managed to twist a quote wrongly


and you just concluded this:
Once again? That means its the second time I'm twisting your comment?
Lwkmd
I'm pretty sure i said a and not mine abi?
RomanceRe: Naija Women Is It Forbidden To Buy A Gift For Your Hubby Or Boyfriend? by toyemz(f): 12:12am On Aug 10, 2011
orikinla


Hello poster. Nigerian girlfriends do buy gifts for their boyfriends. Some of my best underwear and shirts came from my Nigerian girlfriends. I have also received gifts from older Nigerian women since I was 15 to date. Perfume, clothes, wine, delicacies and money. And in a particular case, one of them never asked for anything else, except sex. Many of them are really generous and gracious. Of all the ones I have dated, only the ungrateful one from Akwa Ibom never gave me any gift. Yoruba and Igbo babes are the most generous. I thank God for them.


4190 's brother!!!
RomanceRe: Naija Women Is It Forbidden To Buy A Gift For Your Hubby Or Boyfriend? by toyemz(f): 10:03pm On Aug 09, 2011
@cantell

once again you have managed to twist a quote wrongly

Nigerian girls and money!
If someone buys expensive gifts for you, does it mean he loves you?
Think, for christ sake!
My beef wasn't about guys buying expensive gifts for females to prove love or not
my annoyance is that while some guys want the most expensive gifts ever
they aren't willing to match that demand by buying expensive gifts in return

love isn't about what material gain one gets
but about sharing and sharing unselfishly
while i don't accept it right that a female should only be the one side gift receiver in a relationship
guys should know that showering your woman with gifts falls within their responsibility
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Are There Good Looking Guys On Nl's Romance Section? by toyemz(f): 2:44pm On Aug 09, 2011
@190

remember say na you travel from birmingham come london for sight seeing oh!!

today today your nyash go expose!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Are There Good Looking Guys On Nl's Romance Section? by toyemz(f): 2:42pm On Aug 09, 2011
@190

I knew it!!! I just knew it
when you werent on NL yesterday receiving your daily dosage
I knew you were mingling with that crowd
FYI,dem never attack pant shop oh
but I swear na you and mr cork dey peckham dey raid that wig shop oh!!
Make police begin ask question  I know you oh!

never begin  try to sell oh
that na all your christmases in one oh
Nairaland GeneralRe: Finder's Keeper's: Finding Cash On The Ground by toyemz(f): 2:34pm On Aug 09, 2011
^^^^

will urinate on the cash so that i will not turn to anything
what?
what if its a public place?
you will urinate on it before picking it up?
na wa oh
serious flashing be that oh!
RomanceRe: Smdh:85yrs Old Duchess Falls In Love With A 61yr Old Man. Ready To Marry him by toyemz(f): 2:21pm On Aug 09, 2011
lol


see classic case of a man being a gold digger

see how fine the guy looks
and see how the woman looks ( 7 up the difference is clear oh)

The woman should have a trusted dog with her at all times oh
this kind husband go soon begin make attempts to kill her oh

i bow
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Are There Good Looking Guys On Nl's Romance Section? by toyemz(f): 2:12pm On Aug 09, 2011
^

no be you i see dey go loot mobile phone just now

(give away: ya bright yellow neon trouser!)

na wa oh
RomanceRe: Naija Women Is It Forbidden To Buy A Gift For Your Hubby Or Boyfriend? by toyemz(f): 2:08pm On Aug 09, 2011
@stella001


Naija babe has wisen up men!

Imagine a lady dating a guy and buying him gift, even went as far as paying the guys bill. When its time for marriage the guy will ditch her for another chick who wasn't there when the road was rough.

Naija babe has learnt the lessons in the hard ways
Thank you so much for this
I for one used to think nothing of giving gifts until i realised while you get them expensive gifts ,they look for the cheapest items they can get and dress it up in wraps and gift bags, someone even gave me one fake designer perfume once and when i showed it to my brother he laughed and said that Nigerian guys have these back streets in UK where they buy fake things from Pakistani vendors. I tire oh
I wised up fast after that oh
TravelRe: London Riot Pls Post Pics! by toyemz(f): 1:55pm On Aug 09, 2011
still cant understand why they are torching cars and vans though
looks like personal motives are sneaking in
TravelRe: London Riot Pls Post Pics! by toyemz(f): 1:54pm On Aug 09, 2011
London rioting

not funny
baseless and senseless

they need to put an end to it

it is so escalating out of hand

very soon transportation will come to a halt if it continues

i had a hell of a time coming home from work

so not in support of it


hang on
just saw a picture of guys looting weaves and wigs shops in lewisham and peckham

na wa oh!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Is 190 Seuns Alter Ego? by toyemz(f): 2:37am On Aug 09, 2011
@poster


Lol, I hope he doesnt read this.
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
i hope he does!
RomanceRe: Why Cant Women Stop Begging Honestly Its Just A Shame by toyemz(f): 2:35am On Aug 09, 2011
cheiii

see first class lie!!
let me tell u ,am well comfortable,i don't tink u kno me well,if i chose nt to work 4 d rest of my life i can strongly depends on my dad estate for funds,do u kno who i am,ask any body in festac or leki about adeyeye family,so dont tink i am cheap here, i am teling u d truth n fact about girls,n i tink u kno it point n plain u gurls re beggars dis days,no mata high she earn she s still nt satisfy wit it,so many like dat in my dads company,dey still beg.

plss being a girl make tings work out for us here,help educate your felow folks to stop this act b4 a girl in her mothers womb will b beging for only GOD knos.
bold faced lie oh

just go to church on sunday and confess this sin oh!!!

and you come on Nl complaining about recharge card!!!

liar liar

p.ants on fire!!!
RomanceRe: Naija Women Is It Forbidden To Buy A Gift For Your Hubby Or Boyfriend? by toyemz(f): 1:31am On Aug 09, 2011
@ oti-igba or whatever your name is

thanks for being the first class unwonted bbc, amebo
they say that people speak from experience,so i can only imagine the lonely surrounding that you must have been born and brought up in
you seem to have terrible personality issues, kos for one i wasn't even addressing you and for two, i gave your twin brother a reply to what he had sent me
if my reply seem to upset you the point of you writing that trash ,then so be it
as for you touching me with a long stick or not,that scenario cant even be imagined real or dreamt virtual or not

i see you are off line
i can only imagine that you must be with your fellow looters enjoying the stolen spoils
i just only hope that you weren't the one that looted that high street in peckham and made away with a bundle of Brazilian wigs
( winkat least your girlfriend go enjoy abi?)
RomanceRe: She Eats Too Much by toyemz(f): 2:16am On Aug 08, 2011
^^^^
who are the 'we'that you are refering to ?

i have called you a stingy goat from day one and i will still continue to call you one
if as you claim (like 190) that you live in UK
then you wont be complaining of food seeing that it is very cheap abi
a sure give away,dont you think?
RomanceRe: She Eats Too Much by toyemz(f): 2:03am On Aug 08, 2011
^^^^^

i too follow wonder

@poster

is it the oyinbo one
or the naija one?
RomanceRe: Naija Women Is It Forbidden To Buy A Gift For Your Hubby Or Boyfriend? by toyemz(f): 2:00am On Aug 08, 2011
@190 olodo

how

pls explain

smh toymez just dey embarrass herself anyhow for here
RomanceRe: Am Stucked With This Girl by toyemz(f): 1:45am On Aug 08, 2011
^^^
thanks
get it now
RomanceRe: Naija Women Is It Forbidden To Buy A Gift For Your Hubby Or Boyfriend? by toyemz(f): 1:34am On Aug 08, 2011
^^^^t

truth ke
you wouldnt know the truth if it slapped you in the face

just because you cant live up to the standards of a relationship
doesnt mean that you should be against it
instead of you to learn how to be decent guys
you try to tarnish people
if you dont like naija girls thats your call
just let us be
RomanceRe: Am Stucked With This Girl by toyemz(f): 1:26am On Aug 08, 2011
@poster


but she is back planning to come back to my life and really stucking me all over the places i am losing it pls help me i need advice
Now that i dont understand
pls explain more oh
RomanceRe: Why Cant Women Stop Begging Honestly Its Just A Shame by toyemz(f): 1:12am On Aug 08, 2011
@lefulefu


but they do date dogs and cats for money
ask those naija chicks for italy and belgium wey dey sleep with dogs for euros
weldone you hear
na today
how come you conveniently forgot to inform the house that one of your ex used to live in Italy
you didn't complain when she used to feed,clothe and house you did you?
now na to open mouth wide begin to yab
carry go
what about you
why don't you confess as to what you do in UK to survive?
you this beach love-vendor
weldone
no sorry night club love-vendor
RomanceRe: Why Cant Women Stop Begging Honestly Its Just A Shame by toyemz(f): 1:07am On Aug 08, 2011
@hadg33

sharrap
which one come be your own inside?
abi na twins you be?
you this ten ten kobo mouthpiece of 'yes sir, no sir'!!!
RomanceRe: Naija Women Is It Forbidden To Buy A Gift For Your Hubby Or Boyfriend? by toyemz(f): 1:03am On Aug 08, 2011
@lefulefu

what have u bought for your own boyfriend?
i no go surprise if u be one of of those hustlers wey dey pursue men for money
wouldn't you like to know
just wouldn't you like to know

i understand your problem now
kos you have always moved with those type, that don't give(since you give zilch anyway)
you think all naija girls are like that?

I'm not offended by your statement oh kos like i said you have only been moving with birds with your type of feathers
shey you plus all the girls wey you know dey pursue men for money abi?
dem be the ashawos you come be the love-vendor?
ina lafi? continue oh
just don't tarnish everyone else around you

never mind oh that oyibo girl of yours will buy you brunch of flowers tomorrow okay
enjoy

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