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Romance / Re: Naija Babes Una Forming Don Too Much Sef by toyemz(f): 10:26am On Oct 10, 2011
@wiz-khalifa



@Op
LOL!!! I AGREE ITS KINDA ANNOYING, ESPECIALLY WEN D GAL FRONTING IS WOGLY, U CAN IMAGINE?!, BUH I MST CONFESS I FRONT 4 GALZ 2 SHA,



In your dreams right?
Romance / Re: Naija Babes Too Waka Sef by toyemz(f): 10:20am On Oct 10, 2011
@poster

i thot in Uk people dont even greet their neighbours
and where on earth do you find mama who and papa who?
okrika pant and shoe?
i wonder what kind of girls you roll with? angry
Romance / Re: Is It Risky To Give A Girlfriend Your Visa And Pin? by toyemz(f): 10:13am On Oct 10, 2011
@poster
doesnt she have her own card?
but if you have been doing this for years with the same person then you have no cause for alarm?
I agree with pendo though,there are personal matters that one should be able to take care of by oneself,
but if you are in a giving mood
could you pls pass your atm pin number over to me , i want to buy something on ebay
thanks
Romance / Re: Na Wah For Some Naija Babes by toyemz(f): 4:48am On Oct 06, 2011
@poster
One of my pallys who was dating one sexy jamaican girl recently suffered a breakup of his relationship.This guy came to my house one day and told me the reason for the breakup.He has been dating this jamo babe for 3 yrs and it had been a hot sizzling relationship until this jamaican girl"s friend who happened to be an igbo girl came on the scene.From what this my pally told me this igbo girl had been trying to convince her jamo friend to dump this my pally on the reason that nigerian men are decietful and that we are scammers.Eventually this igbo babe was able to convince her jamaican friend to leave my pally but then do u know that as soon as this jamo babe dumped my naija pally this igbo girl started hitting on him.I mean this my pally was lost for words at the behaviour of this igbo girl who called herself a friend to the jamo babe.Anyway my pally played along and during one of their escapades he recorded it on his phone and went and gave it to the jamo babe to show her the type of person she has as a friend.The jamo babe was lost for words and from what i heard she has broken up her friendship with the igbo girl but this igbo girl though is asking the jamo babe for forgiveness and blaming the devil for her misadventure.wetin naija babes no fit do sef



@highlighted: is that a confession?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Holla At Me by toyemz(f): 12:50am On Oct 06, 2011
^^^^
Missed u guys but now getting paid and seriously makin some money

werent you getting paid before?

I hope one of the major things you will first do is to pay for the TV that you looted?

congrats oh we go wash am
when are you coming to abuja?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Holla At Me by toyemz(f): 11:31pm On Oct 05, 2011
@190


hey come back
when did they let you out?
shocked
Romance / Re: Ridiculous Excuses Men Give To Evade Marriage by toyemz(f): 12:04pm On Oct 05, 2011
^^^^^


are you for real?
young men my foot
i swear a great number of times that young girls are forced to marry are often to men old enough to be their fathers
especially when the girls parents are illiterates
so don't even go there
Romance / Re: She Pierced Her Ear by toyemz(f): 11:57am On Oct 05, 2011
^^^
Tosinville there are naija babes who pierce their punny.Believe me i don see with my two
Unclad
eyes



unclad eyes ke?
where did that one come from ?
cheesy
Romance / Re: Muslim Girlfriends Are More Disciplined And Faithful by toyemz(f): 11:50am On Oct 05, 2011
@poster

and you came to that conclusion because of that?!
abeg i need you to open your eyes well well
day and night are two different times and both have different activities
you have made the day time observation
now its time for you to do the night shift
then come back and report your findings
me that live in the north would not be foolish enough to make sure a conclusion
na today
Romance / Re: Put My Pic On Ur Fb Or Break Up: by toyemz(f): 11:45am On Oct 05, 2011
@lefulefu


Naija girls and their facebook wahala.Anytime u see a naija babe dey ping her BB then u go know  say na facebook she dey.Wetin dey that facebook wey no wan let naija girls see road .Thank God say no be naija girl i dey date oo because she for don kill me with her facebook wahala .



I still dey your case oh
i just dey wonder which UK chick go dey get time to dey ping all the time, that na naija girl wen dey live naija character
so you sure say you no dey naija? talk oh
Romance / Re: Put My Pic On Ur Fb Or Break Up: by toyemz(f): 11:42am On Oct 05, 2011
@poster
i don't see any reason why she has to force such a request on you
you come across as a reserved person,but having said that
do you have your own picture up on fb?
if yes, then why not put one of hers on it too,
just add it to one of your photos
end of,
enjoy
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Am In Pain by toyemz(f): 12:06am On Sep 26, 2011
yey
finally got it
the poster and 190 : one and same!!!!
Romance / Re: Lefulefu Swag by toyemz(f): 11:22pm On Sep 22, 2011
@lefulefu

pls am confused
is that really you?
na wa oh
don't take offence oh
but you seem to be wearing pampers size 6
you dey bed wet? shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Romance / Re: Quickest Way To Know An Ajepako Naija Babe by toyemz(f): 2:59am On Sep 19, 2011
@poster

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
1
.Fried rice and chicken always freak them out
2.They always insist on taking small stout or larger beer after a meal
3.They have tribal marks on their faces
4.They dont know how to kiss when you are in a kissing session with them
5.They refer to beer as biyaar and ice cream as arse cleam
6.Ajepako babes their hands are as hard and strong as that of a typical jukun village farmer
7.They have no problem farting in public(mess)
8.And ajepako girls have very smelly farts coutesy of the excess akpu,amala,fufu that they consume on a regular basis.


seems to me that you are talking about the orange/tomatoe/groundnut sellers
na wa for you oh
abegi u sure say you dey UK?
Religion / Re: God Allegedly Directed A Pastor To Divorce His Eloped Wife by toyemz(f): 10:43pm On Sep 17, 2011
shocked shocked shocked shocked
wait oh and in that church they will have marriage counsel department
abi?
wow!
Romance / Re: inlove by toyemz(f): 10:46pm On Sep 14, 2011
@poster
i think that its time for you to draw the line
you've had your fun,so has he
now its either time to turn it into something serious or time to move
I would suggest that you move on kos from what i have read he doesn't seem keen or zealous into holding on to what might or could be
End it now,before you get more hurt, tell yourself that it was a diversion that you needed,get your self back on track of looking for someone that would be proud to be seen out with you
Boss or not, he is so not worth your devotion to him, small cheap thief wey dey steal peanuts( he had to do it in the office,not even the decency of using a hotel)
move on girl, there is a big oyster out there,be dignified and you will surely meet the man of your dreams not some fat Ali the thief boss man
good luck
Romance / Re: Gurls With Their Useless Shakara. Rubbish! by toyemz(f): 6:43am On Sep 14, 2011
^^^^
stingy UK he goat!!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: For Matured Guys Only:need A "no-strings Attached" Marriage by toyemz(f): 11:39pm On Sep 13, 2011
^^^^

We would share financial expenses

i guess you forgot to read that bit
its part of her prerequisites
you not agreeing means you have no deal
Romance / Re: Gurls With Their Useless Shakara. Rubbish! by toyemz(f): 11:26pm On Sep 13, 2011
@poster

aint there pals on NL?
where re u people?


cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

are you determined to keep this thread alive
by all means?
Romance / Re: I Don't Like Pigs & Can't Keep Dogs by toyemz(f): 10:48pm On Sep 13, 2011
^^^^

It's time for you to fu3k as many girls as you can before you enter bachelorhood.



how does this constitute as good advice?

( shaking my head)
Romance / Re: Dilemma by toyemz(f): 10:41pm On Sep 13, 2011
na wa oh
awoof no dey run belle abi?
but in practising this belief she cheapened her self like dirt

your friend should tread carefully with her
advise him not to rush into marriage with her
kos if she could go that low for common Malta and gala
Heaven knows what she would do for the finer things in life?
awoof oh!
Romance / Re: I So Much Despise Him Now by toyemz(f): 3:05am On Sep 12, 2011
@poster
honestly there's no need to cry over split milk
just be grateful that you found out what he really was before you had gone far
thank God for thank
you know that saying 'all that glitters is not gold'
well it seems to be applicable to him
one good thing though you 've learnt lessons abi
so when the next Nigerian Mr nice comes alone smiling
know that he probably comes with an agenda in his heart.
Romance / Re: Ajepako Girls Na Dem Dey Form Pass by toyemz(f): 9:47pm On Sep 11, 2011
@poster
you no say this na kiss and tell you dey do oh?
just thot i should let you know
Romance / Re: My Husband And His Ex-grilfriend Are Still Keeping In Touch by toyemz(f): 6:12am On Sep 11, 2011
^^^
i get you
but never underestimate the mind of a woman
she doesn't have to flirt to make her man jealous
there are ways and there are ways
that much i know
Crime / Re: 8yr Old Girl Beaten By An Hajia And Violated By Two Men by toyemz(f): 6:05am On Sep 11, 2011
nemesis has a funny way of catching up
i just hope it comes to all those wicked people very soon
Romance / Re: Gurls With Their Useless Shakara. Rubbish! by toyemz(f): 5:59am On Sep 11, 2011
@Mayor

f I had a chance between marrying an Ethiopian and a Nigerian, I will go for the Ethiopian before my next eye blink.


bye bye oh
you sorely wont be missed!
Romance / Re: My Husband And His Ex-grilfriend Are Still Keeping In Touch by toyemz(f): 5:55am On Sep 11, 2011
^^^
spec savers your attention is seriously needed here!

on a serious note,you really think that making a man jealous results into him leaving you
especially when he is the one with the dancing eyes?
you are a man,so you should know the answer

i sincerely pray that it does not come to the point of it being the marriage being ended
I'm pretty sure that most people prayer here
so why cant you join in the well wishers and stop looking the other way
negativity
Romance / Re: My Husband And His Ex-grilfriend Are Still Keeping In Touch by toyemz(f): 1:27am On Sep 11, 2011
@poster

make him jealous
that way he will revert his attention back to you
and concentrate on you


( do your groundwork,find out what makes him jealous and pretend to go for it)
the important thing is to get his eye (heart) away from his ex
Autos / Re: Gps/gsm Tracking Device by toyemz(f): 1:43pm On Sep 10, 2011
^^^^

what if my car was stolen,
would your tracker and monitor work on this?
pls let me know ASAP
Business / Re: How To Deal In Agric Products From North by toyemz(f): 11:04pm On Sep 09, 2011
@op

quote from showonlese
Think hard and well what products to venture in.

If your lorry load of tomatoes is caught up in the Ore traffic for 3 days, you will be sweating tomatoes


you might think like that and you might never give it a go
why do you think darika tomatoes are so expensive in the south?
think about that
but then,i gave you that idea kos it is a business venture i did some years ago and the profit was immense
the only difference is that i was the farm owner and you want to transport
find ways of getting your product across
i know of someone who brought in seafood from port harcourt to Jos every 2nd week
and the product arrived jos fresh and frozen
The Hausa do it, learn how they do
you will surely get there
and yes the journey is done by night when it is cool and not in the afternoon
good luck

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Business / Re: How To Deal In Agric Products From North by toyemz(f): 10:36pm On Sep 08, 2011
@poster
there are many items that you can buy from the north into the south
but like someone said  do your homework first as:
who your potential buyers will be
how fast you can transport  your products from north to south
how high the desired products are in the south
here's my tip to you

tomatoes

look for a tomatoe farmer buy cheaply from him and your turn over Will be great
on the other hand,if you turn into a tomato farmer, you are  harvesting 3 times a year
all you need is land which  you can rent,labourers which you can hire and irrigation
good luck

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