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@acidosis

toyemz, I hope you are not the 'agbero' type that enters every car that drops by. .

since i have no clue of what you are talking about
i wont belittle my self in replying with a yes or no

like i said birds of same feathers always flock together
who knows you yourself must be one of the agbero guys,which is why you only attract the agbero girls
but hang on
gosh i don promote you three much , who sai you get car?
no be you be one of them wey dey follow push car wen break down for road
come receive N20 for job wel done??
abegi na today

birds of same feather flock together

you this stingy goat
so in the whole of all the shops in UK na bunch of roses,you see to show your appreciation with
and she said thank you!
(thank God na that kind oyinbo)
my kind of oyinbo would have said thank you and then deleted your number

brush your self up my brother and become a normal human being
the world is fast leaving you behind oh

@yeye4live

GOD will punish all this girls one by one,they re all thiefs period

May God open your eyes to the total foolishness of your ways amen

chei
first class yoruba accent na wa oh

and see how shameless he was dancing in the streets with his 9 month pregancy

chei i felt for the wife oh,if only she could have slapped his face
that would have surely made my day

see naija man with boneface oh
'its all over ko,it s all under ni'

useless he goat

@poster
na wa oh
in your case there is nothing like 'for better or worst'
mere english
that you with your articulated english should be able to teach her
you have exposed yourself oh
you no fit teach

i hope she does break a bottle on your head oh
good luck

@poster
hmmm
so your girlfriend is ugly right?
but at least you claim she is marriage material
here's me praying that you are not ugly yourself and that you are marriage material
if not wahala go blow

@
village town crier:

nice one
but just wondering what other evil will it be replaced with?
just my thot

@poster

D GOD I SERVE WILL PUNISH ALL OF U ONE DAY I SWEAR,WAT DO U TAKE GUYS 4 SELF

Hmmm which God is that?
that you think that now He is so ready to listen to this your yeye prayer
Remember all the days and times that you were supposed to pay your tithes and you
diverted until next time ,just kos you wanted to impress with recharge cards and peppersoup?

The God you serve ko,the devil you worship ni!


mean while i 've got one new form of begging here oh
i don't want Brazilian wig, i don't want suya
and since you only earn 20K i would be more than willing to double it
could you pls become the head house boy in my house
you wont regret it!!!

when they claim to know a style
and afterwards you find they have just given you thier naija version .
then try to lie that it suits you better!!!
Grrrrrrr

@poster


small quarrel no
big quarrel + fight
with speed!!

it all depends on certain factors oh

that's where black bin bags come in handy

they will land right on his head straight after him

@shooze

Some men beg some women beg that is why you go see the most wowo female banker having plenty toasters becos the man has seen ready made babe. Come to most offices now a lot of women are married to men that don't even provide one naira and will still open throat and eat assorted. My sister dated one "today honey please can I have 10k there. " Tomorrow honey please quickly loan me 5k" and bros will never pay backm Its before gold digging was strictly a woman thing. Now some men na diamond dem dey dig. If you run with wolves you will soon howl like one that is to say if u follow long throat babe then prepare to pay the price .

spot on with this observation
loads of nigerian men have joined this league
especially those in the west!
but come to think of it, those in nigeria too have too

so poster what do we call such men?

@Coogar

if the guys don't give, the girls won't play ball with them and it's imperative guys must screw. . . . .so something has to give.

don't you think that there is something wrong with this statement
if i get you write, your giving is tantamount to paying for a service right?
if that is so ,what's all the noise about then?

but just to show that i don't agree with you,dating a girl shouldn't be about a man going out of his comfort zone
if he has to borrow to spend, if he has to steal to spend on a girl simply kos he wants to ' screw'
then there is something massively wrong
and if girls come across guys like you with this kind of mindset ,then pls they have my 100% support to scrap una heads
make dem chop and well before you guys decide its time to 'screw' the next one!

okay guys
enough of this tongue lashing on Nigerian women
you guys always come on line and  condemn women as being greedy
hang on why don't you date women or girls that are self independent?
(i know you cant live up to that image)
190, weldone you hear, is it  you that works at MacDonald's that women would beg from?
for what ? free burgers or the left over change of your your miserable survival
to the poster like someone said. you don't have to give and you donut have to pretend to have what you do not have
stop fronting and stop pretending to feel big when you are not big at all

and you guys shouldn't forget that some men are worst beggars than women
today alone i have received 5  SOS text messages  and they are all from men asking from the most ridiculous to the most impossible
and like i sense simply because they want to impress some toaster with something they don't have
so what if there are some girls out there that demand, they didn't put their hands in  your pocket and take the money,so don't give if it doesn't come from  your mind to do so
but also remember that loads of you guys that sit in cafes and write trash about women would stoop to spending the woman's money if given the chance
remember that pls

@poster
you seem to be playing the dodging game
is it because you are not sure of your suspicions or because you are afraid of stepping on her toes and the truth coming out?
remember what you delay today only rears its ugly head tomorrow
so if i were you,i would lay all my cards on the table
tell her what you feel is going on
ask her to make a choice
in short talk it over!
if you guys weren't meant to be together then you wont ,if you were then you will
good luck

@poster
strange question
someone's about to give birth to your baby
and you're thinking of work
before nko
where else would you be?

@poster
if you are based in UK there is a 70% sale coming up on 6th and 7th august for wedding gowns
let me know and i can direct you

@poster
sorry
but what is likas papaya?

na wa oh
see Nigeria and double standards
isn't the part of the NYSC trousers?
don't Muslims wear trousers as part of their dressing
don't we have Nigerian attires that have trousers as a part

Let me understand this one oh
what is the basis for stopping women wearing trousers in plateau states of all states?
would some one pls explain this to me!

@poster

y won't u mind your biz? Must u talk? U all over the place.Pple like u shouldn't be allowed in forums like this

and its people like you that should be allowed in abi?
@26 yrs old, you mean you life has become so useless that all you can think of is being a male prostitute(and not even a good one at that)

pls go and find something better to do

@poster

just saw this bit oh

BEEN FUN AND BEEN NICE, BUT NO CHICK. ADDDIOS NAIRALAND!!!

so na chicken carry you come here
na wa oh
see ya life
upon all the chickens dey dey slaughter for peckham high street
you no see one catch na wa oh
so tay you come find chick here

good luck oh with your chicken hunting
i hope you find one fine fine one,be careful though make e no dey peck peck you
day and night
i wish you well

@ poster

bye bye oh
you wont will be sorely missed

^^^^
really
someone just said to me right now that you dont need a visa to Germany oh
you just take your nigerian passport to the airport and travel
pls enlighten me oh
me too want to go to germany ooh

sorry
this one is off point
for you guys that were in Germany last week
and it took just 1 hr to get there
and it cost only £100
pls do you need visa to go there?
thank you

^^^^

THE BOYS ARE THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD

true
but that is only when they grow up
become matured and start taking responsibility
outside this:
dont bother,they are that useless!

@190

mr mission impossible

you for help am do am

what happened to loving and helping your brother?

^^^

no thanks

dont do white men
anyway there are none in my village!

@poster
you know the saying
'i ve been taken for a ride'
get ready to express it
by now she should have known her mind
to do or not to do

get ready to sling your hook!

for sexkilz

There are two types of "Her":

The Mother of my Children "Her",
Girlfriend "Her"
I'll only take a bullet for someone who is worth Dying for. And it's definitely not a Girlfriend "Her

Thank you!!

@190

NA U KNOW - STAY THERE MAKE BREEZE BLOW YOUR NYASH OPEN

and what does this even mean?
no - sense

@190

OK theres this 9ja biiitch i know so well - she got jealous that her bf is still feeding his ex pets cos she travelled to 9JA
she manipulated herself and called 999 and reported him for beating her for confronting her -
when asked when he beat her - she said last nite -
The guy was called and found to be in dundee - he came back and his flight ticket was checked and investigation showed hes been out of england for the past 3days - how can someone be in scotland for the past 3days beat up someone in england - the girl was immediately checked into a physco home and deported to lagos -

na wa oh
which part of this story is true oh
kos every page i turn reeks of classical lies!!
sordid imagination
well done!