₦airaland Forum

@Op

u cnt walk 2 ur destination while closin ur eyes. Wmen r 2 blind 2 c de truth. If they mit a faith nd a k-rin man who giv dem whteva they wants. They wil branded hm "mugu." ( i don cash mugu) dats wht they normaly said. Sorry 2 dat ma frd who fall inlve witut been suss!!

hey im going to try and translate the trash you have written here as:.....

[quote]you cant walk to your destination while closing your eyes(WTF does this mean?) [/b]women are too blind to see the truth.if they meet a friend and a caring man who give them whatever they want. They will brand him 'mugu'(I dont cash mugu)[b]proper yoruba accent!) that's what they normally say.sorry to that my friend who fall ....( [b]sorry cant even begin to imagine what the other words mean...[/[/b]quote]

okay having understood all that
what about the guy that meets a caring and good lady and all he is does is go out of his way to use her for whatever he can. doesnt he call her 'maga'?
all in all it can be a two way thing right?

@Mr redneck

Bro have u meet Mrs Chima or any of the Nairaland females? Trussss me, you will hate black women!

and which one have you met?
see as ya mouth dey run in all directions on NL
im sure for real life,you are one of those guys that cant even say hello to a woman(black or white) talkless of yarning with her!

thank God for the virtual world,even fly go adopt the shape of human being

@poster

me like
how very true

here's one extra one sha:

(most) men : useless!

Brother fula. bro u see what am talking about? two men are talkin and Toyem come outter no where and interupt!! Madam tozizi, aint you gots food to cook or plates to wash??

shaking my head vigorously

No oh
Na one man and a c.ork dey yarn oh

which day you become man
abeg who promote you?
for dream

keep dreaming for there-shey rain and sun dey sweet you now as you dey doze
festival go soon come and the chase go begin,dis year sha you must enter that pot
bunzunru

hi
is it possible to view some pictures?
thanks

^^^
just for your information
you are giving precious words of advice to a 'he-hen,male chicken' who has a very tiny space for a brain
He wont b able to comprehend the advice you are giving or the direction you intend for him to take
dont waste your time
His level of thinking is just one and only one way
e no pass that

just so you know

@tONY

I know Most Nigerian girls dey lack the basic amenities such as quality pants and bra (nor ask how i take know cos i don use you vividly as typical example) im not too sure of the village weave doe!

U fit supply that one

@190

Not applicable to humble moi
wrong person here you know
since i be suppiier,you know how many things i get at my disposal? na hourly change if my mood takes fancy
but if you dey take style ask whether i dey supply 'pant,thongs and bra'? my answer na big yes oh
but from the way you dey yarn i believe say china own go do ya village, no shaking
just supply the sizes and colours
ps
see beta job for you,begin check bra size,make sure you no chop beta slap in the process oh
word of advice: be discreet

^^^

huh>

abegi
leave sentiments out of matter and concentrate on the biz proposal
it is a serious bid to open ya villager gals eyes
after all na you open fowl yansh( we for no no)
now bow down your knuckle head in shame and begin to count
how many of them dey do hair like that?
and what are their sizes?
i fit supply from size 8 -34!
and no forget colours too oh especially for the weave on!

@190

chucklng

thanks for describing your village summer party
no sending oh
abeg where is it?
i think i have a biz proposal
im ready to supply weave and braids of all sorts + free shampoo and conditioner
and i go try find them leggings and tops to match

will you be proud of them then?
lol

@OP

......for a female (THE ONE & ONLY), who is loving, understanding, cute, sweeet, caring, can cook, BEAUTIFUL,romantiic , humble, patient, honest, faithful and trustworthy......

First I am a female
second: a Nigerian
and third I possess all the above qualities and more

Incidently so do a lot of other nigerian females!!

its just that you are too blind to see it!

ahine ya eyes!

im praising God right now
i want to sing His praise to heavens right now
I want to thank Him for ever drawing me close to me no matter how far i stray away
Lord i thank you for giving me the opportunity to soar with you always
love you Lord!

shey na naija women una wan begin to disgrace here
well done oh

you know what,you guys need to remember that this is only a forum and kiss and make up!


@190

Please could any NL Lady text me 1,500 MTN please
I wan make call

ermmm in what currency do you want this
but meanwhile na loan oh
agreed?

@190

Tony Tony Tony

Leave me alone oooooo

Olodo
who is tony now?
in ya village women dey bear tony abi?

anyway I was just saying,after all its a free world
and na me get my fingers
so there!

^^^^


na wa oh

see face change

small praise. ya face light up like sun and your mouth wide like sea!
close mouth joor

^^^^^

Yoruba boys don spoil this kidnapping business. Dem dey always catch dem when dey operate

hmmm there's more to this statement that meets the eye

i dey suspect you oh!

@OP

classic example of a really frustrated Nigerian

go and read your book jor

^^^
why dont you try at working it out first?
sit her down and explain what is it that you are not happy about
give her a chance to change which she will since she loves you very much

just dont make a hasty decision
good luck

why didnt you just mind your beeswax and concentrate on what took you there instead of getting mesmerised with how she was licking her fingers?
amebo
bbc 2

@Op

She was busy licking pepper soup, with 2bottles of Malta Guinness; while she laid her left hand on the guy's head, massaging it.
The most annoying, was when he was to pay the bill, he never smiled, wore a frowned look, while the gurl was busy licking her lips and wiping her dirty hands.

how does one lick pepper soup? I thought you had to swallow it?

and why was the man frowning? if he wasnt keen on taking someone out,he didnt have to do it

common guys a plate of pepper soup and two bottles of malta guiness cost like how much?
and that is something to frown and make noise about
the man must be very stingy oh

^^^
good point made there
she really does look pregnant
lol
i think she might have overheard someone saying that since she is heavily pregnant that she shouldnt be in a pure white wedding dress,
my guess oh!

^^^^^

chei which one you dey now?
I said it quietly and now you have bolded it up and shouted it out!


any insults i receive oh,im passing onto you oh!

@debrake

shut up. You don ever spend on your bobo before? gold-diggerdiamond excavator like you. Orisirisi.

since i dont know the real reason behind your rudeness i wont stoop to your level,
However, i will say this to you,not all fingers are equal and not all ladies are gold diggers!
but you wouldnt know that, would you? since in your miserable terrible existence there has never been a time when any lady ever dug any gold out of you,has there?, since you have nothing to contribute
Having said this much, here's my challenge if you desperately need help with your mite existence,why dont you just ask in the nicest possible way? it really isnt hard to have manners,you can always learn!

seek with manners and you shall surely find!

^^^^



she seems to be looking at you
and saying 'in your face'!!!

LOL
look at that one in orange sitting as if he has just acquired the best thing ever in life
chei in the name of coming to America
where is the pride that nigerian men claim to have
in fact this is another dimension unknown in nigeria oh

[s]ps the last guy looks a bit like 190,(at least we now know where he disappeared to all this time)[/s]

PERSONAL MESSAGE FOR 190

sorry oh
you must have been hurt pretty badly to feel this raw
sanu ko no vex
The Bible says you should turn the other cheek
no vex oh
just put in extra hours at maciD and then flash those pounds you hear

The ones and co.that dumped you will come running back
but before then no vex oh
e don do okay

^^^^
well said sir

thank you

^^^

change to goat girl and stop the ranting

if you cant beat them join them

abi nobi so your dirty politicians dey talk?

Hang on just wait a minute
what's with the name bashing of Nigerian girls only being the bad ones?
all you Nigerian guys claiming that Nigerian women are too cheap....
what gives?
who spoilt the Nigerian women in the first place?
Is it the guys who, after they have finished doing their security,cleaning or yahoo runs abroad, and then go to Nigeria splashing money and giving the false impression that everything is rosy abroad?

Or is it the dumb broke Nigerian man who pretends to 'belong' and borrows money just to be seen?

190,with all his mouth, works in macdonalds and can only rant here!

Meanwhile,most of the Nigerian men that date foreigners seriously look like and act like their houseboys! They love you ko? No they don't,they just use you( one good thing though,is that they(nigerians white women) have taught the men how to push buggies perfectly!)
you wan try our nigerian men acting 'mumushily' just check them out daily on the streets of London,Birmingham,Manchester etc.your eyes will pop in astonishment and yet they come here and vomit rubbish!

Again what about the lack of dignity which our Nigerian men have nowadays, going for just anything in the name of papers! you want try them?
first class useless ones! they swarm like flies.

So pls quit with the over generalisation of Nigerian women,there are many responsible and ambitious ones who actually work and make a wonderuful and better living for themselves and their families,some with very useless husbands who seem to have forgotten what the word 'responsibily' means!
why not praise those ones and ask the younger ones to emulate them? instead of dragging womenhood through the mud?
enough i say enough!
many of us ladies are shamed by what are men get up to, in the western world, we get it in our faces everytime, yet we still come out to protecting our men!
yet a problem caused by you,(men) you huff and cry about!
pls grow up and be men!

PS...
sorry about my rantings i just had it up to here the all the bashings!
and no i am not frustated,so don't even go down that lane

@jobfront:

Today i woke up feeling tired not to go to church, but finally, God inspired me & i went & it was awesome, i worship at RCCG a.k.a. Redeem, and the man of God that preached today seemed like he was sent to speak to me personally because all he said- fornication, using & dumping girls, immoral lifestyle and encouraging others not to be righteous, was all that i do. though i wasn't born this way, i was raised by a disciplinary father and a loving mother, who provided all my needs and showered me with love, but life experiences with the opposite sex began to turn me into a bad guy with no conscience for girls. in fact i was headed towards going as far as breaking hearts of at least 20 different girls by the end of this year. I loved guys that maltreat girls; if you cheat on your wife, u are my best friend, if you use & dump girls, u are my paddy and i don't mind giving u money to achieve any evil (besides physical killing) against girls. i just hated girls and had already cancelled marriage in my dictionary cos i was determined to adopt or born on contract. but this morning at RCCG amazing grace parish, God touched me amazingly, i am now a new person, so please ignore all my threads and posts against Nigerian girls. i Am sorry pls, forgive me Lord, i am sorry if i hurt any of u or destroyed your faith in God or in human, forgive me & forget. join me in prayers so i can stand and not fall again. to the ladies, try & be nice to men, try & ask God to help u become a good friend, daughter, sister, fiancee, wife and mother, God can do all things, i am now a witness. don't always put money & material things first in all u do, especially in your relationships. if u love a guy with your heart, go after him irrespective of his financial or social status, and join him in prayers and encourage him, he will surely make it and will forever value and respect/ treat you like a queen, than when you just come when he is already made. pls forgive my frequent bashing on Nigerian females, even if any wronged me, i have forgiven you all from the bottom of my heart and pls do find it in your own heart to forgive me too & forget. i want to live a new happy life, even with or without a woman. Now i see that having money is not all it takes to be happy in life, but having Jesus Christ, the giver of peace and joy, now i feel inner peace, good afternoon friends and God bless you all. Please moderators help me put this on the front page. Thank you & God bless you all & God bless NL! Pls find time and read these Bible verse: 2Timothy 3:1-4. Isaiah 53:5
Pls guys, live a good life that glorifies the name of God. loving and knowing God is the best & the only key to joy & happiness, so pls ignore my advise and be good to your friends, female and male, God loves us and wants us to be the best & to reflect His image in our daily lives. pls also pray for my salvation, that God should strengthen me not to fall but to stand till the end, amen! God bless you all, I love God so much, pls Lord help me to love u more each day

Nice one but you are still a goat!!!

reduce her intake of liquids prior to bedtime
say about one hr

another thing is wake her up to urinate in the middle of the night

and wicked as its sounds tell her that you are going to put her in pampers to bed if she doesnt stop
( this worked for my 5 year old newphew ,3 days after his wearing pampers to bed)

@Op

I hope you got a receipt for the money paid for services rendered oh?

kos if na me i go swear say i never see you before for life

meanwhile you want to have him/her arrested abi
remember at the same time you dey expose your nyansha say na ashi you dey carry oh

just saying!