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PoliticsRe: The Face Of The Man Who Bombed The Un Building by toyemz(f): 6:09am On Sep 06, 2011
Na wa oh
boko haram literally means 'education or anything western is a taboo'
they detest the west so much that they gladly kill to show it
yet they dress western,they eat western
they speak western
see Gaddafi ( as much as he is a demented goat) he still rants in his language
in Nigeria,they learn English
double standards I say!
TravelRe: Customs Checks At Murtala Muhammad Airport, Lagos by toyemz(f): 2:39pm On Sep 05, 2011
true talk
i remember once when i was in murtala Mohammad airport
i was approaching the table in trepidation
kos loads of people had said bad stuff about the Nigerian custom and immigration people
so i didn't know what to expect
when it was my turn to my surprise i heard them speaking in Hausa,so i just listened and waited for them to finish
basically in translation they were saying this one looks rich oh( meaning my suitcase) and they were expecting loads of money
i just looked at them and when they had finished i greeted them in Hausa
and asked how was their day
they immediately smiled and said oh this is one of ours
and because of the good banter i just gave them N20,000 to share
my bags weren't opened at all
RomanceRe: Help Me! My Girl Keep Frustrating Me In Our Relationship by toyemz(f): 4:23am On Sep 05, 2011
@op

you need to search deep in your heart if you truly want to marry this kind of girl,you are not married and she cheats to your face.Basically there is no respect in that relationship
but i wonder,is she the only Muslim girl in your area?
go out and look for one
and tell your girlfriend that on the wedding day you will be marrying two brides,
her self and another wife
watch her reaction then
( but never reveal who the other girl is oh)
what might happen:
1,she will calm down and realise what she is losing.
2.she will end the relationship and you will be free to marry the other girl
on the other hand you could always do a no-show at your own wedding
BusinessRe: I Need Advice On Items I Can Import To Nigeria by toyemz(f): 3:43am On Sep 04, 2011
@poster

have a look at www.gemwholesale.co.uk

you might be able to get the kind of electrical goods you seek
good luck
FamilyRe: Best City To Raise A Family In Nigeria by toyemz(f): 2:48am On Sep 04, 2011
@poster
nice topic
this was discussed sometime ago
and most of my friends concluded it was Abeokuta or Ibadan
initially i would have said Jos,(but with what's going on now,that's a no no for me)
PoliticsRe: Tension Is Still High In Jos Three Days After by toyemz(f): 6:17am On Sep 01, 2011
I think somewhere people are forgetting that Jos is a christain town
you dont see christians going to katsina or kano and try to dominate the town do you?
order needs to be restored and in the right manner
PoliticsRe: Sss Unveils Suspects Behind Un Building Blast by toyemz(f): 6:12am On Sep 01, 2011
These look like scape goats

i wonder a bid to keep people quiet
huh
RomanceRe: Who Should Spend In A Relationship? by toyemz(f): 2:13am On Aug 29, 2011
^^^^

i agree
RomanceRe: This Girl Too Dey Eye Me by toyemz(f): 2:11am On Aug 29, 2011
illusion and hallucination

sorry oh
RomanceRe: Geez! How Boring It Is To Go Shopping With Your Wife. by toyemz(f): 11:55pm On Aug 28, 2011
@op
you can make it fun
when she isnt looking, sneak in some things that you like but are not on her list
watch confusion at till point
cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Hate Nairaland by toyemz(f): 11:48pm On Aug 28, 2011
@190smh

what of me?
i see you didn't call my name
anyway even before you decided that you hated everyone in the world
you were already a miserable geek
so what's different now?
RomanceRe: Men Deserve Engagement Gifts too? by toyemz(f): 4:46am On Aug 28, 2011
@Mrs.chima

yeah,I get your point
its tradition that the lady gets gifts,but  common  there should be that recognition (however faint) that the guy has done well and present a surprise gift or a sort of thank you give
To me,if the guy has really pulled out all the stops to make it that special,then yes he would deserve a gift,
but like you said,he shouldn't expect gifts simply kos he gave her gifts.Its up to the woman oh
RomanceRe: Men Deserve Engagement Gifts too? by toyemz(f): 4:22am On Aug 28, 2011
sure they do
get him a watch
with something personal engraved on it
RomanceRe: Is It True by toyemz(f): 4:18am On Aug 28, 2011
190's visa is almost expiring
that's why
RomanceRe: Husband Snatchers by toyemz(f): 2:08am On Aug 28, 2011
^^^

Actually Tony
huh huh huh huh

and drunk at the same time shocked
RomanceRe: Husband Snatchers by toyemz(f): 2:04am On Aug 28, 2011
foolish190smh

see contradiction oh!

^
Im intrested in snatching the foreign women
and

Im happily in love
you see yaself!
complete foolishness
Nairaland GeneralRe: Happy Birthday 190 by toyemz(f): 1:58am On Aug 28, 2011
@birthday boy

didnt they teach you how to smile on your birthday?
abeg carry go
who dey do birthday come carry face like eba?
pls smile!!!
RomanceRe: Husband Snatchers by toyemz(f): 1:51am On Aug 28, 2011
^^^
and so far?

you better up your game
or go to that nightclub! shocked
Nairaland GeneralRe: Happy Birthday 190 by toyemz(f): 1:49am On Aug 28, 2011
@poster

happy birthday oh
many nappy happy returns
RomanceRe: Is It A Cultural Thing, That Nigerian Men Are Jealous? by toyemz(f): 1:48am On Aug 28, 2011
@poster
he may just be trying to protect you
who knows when you get too familiar with some members of his family,
they might just begin to make unreasonable demands on you (financially)
after all its common belief that you go thru a wife to get something from the husband
He might just be trying to prevent this that's all
ask him if this is the case
RomanceRe: Husband Snatchers by toyemz(f): 1:42am On Aug 28, 2011
^^^^
if that is true
how come no one has snatched you? cheesy
RomanceRe: Husband Snatchers by toyemz(f): 1:31am On Aug 28, 2011
@poster
you talk as if juju is only a Nigerian thing
it is an African thing and there is no African country that it is not practised
You seem to forget the main issue here,what is a respectable married man doing sleeping around outside his marital home?
isn't he only supposed to be sleeping with his wife?
so instead of attacking naija females why don't you advise married men to stop cheating
and don't men do juju on women too?
pot kettle black
stop deceiving yourself oh
PoliticsRe: 2222 by toyemz(f): 1:13am On Aug 28, 2011
@Poster

I wonder how much you are paid to spew this rubbish about? angry
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of UN Office Bomb Blast In Abuja by toyemz(f): 1:36pm On Aug 26, 2011
@190smh



PEOPLE SHOULD STOP BLAMING BOKO HARAM

THIS IS THE HANDI WORK OF ATIKU AND IBB AND BUHARI
WHY WONT YOU ALL USE YOUR COMMON SENSES

THIS ISNT TERRORISM, THIS IS POLITICS
Thanks clear cut case of displeased Nigerian politics
but keep buhari out of it, he is no animal!
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Women Like To Play Hard To Get? by toyemz(f): 12:27pm On Aug 26, 2011
@190

No my life doesn't depend defending Nigerian girls, i am just peeved off with your over generalization that's all
you guys have pushed Nigerian girls image and reputation to the lowest ebb of life,yet you seem to forget that it is the Nigerian men that have the worst reputation ever seen in the history of human existence
I haven't seen any man come out and say that the the ways of some Nigerian men are just pure evil,all you have done is to give excuses.some have gone as far as saying Nigerian women have pushed them into armed robbery! How?

Always bear in mind that prostitution is the oldest game in history,even in the days of our fore fathers,it existed, you pay for what you get on her terms on her say,you (kos God gave you a brain and will power) have a choice to accept or decline,but when you choose to lay with prostitutes again and again you don't open up your Nyash to complain. just deal with it- you made the choice! Such girls are what they are,they make no pretence about it, always remember it was your choice to ride and bed them!

on a final note:
EVEN UK NIGERIAN GIRLS WOULD SHOP 300POUNDS GUCCI BAGS BUT CANT PAY GAS BILLS FOR 20POUNDS
DURING WINTER WALK INTO THEIR HOMES, YOU SEE THEM ALMOST TURNING INTO ICE-FISH BUT AS LONG AS THEY SEE THAT BAG UP THERE
At least they have their own houses, cold or ice cold
you failed to mention that many of our broke azz Nigerian men are homeless and shamefully move into the woman's home, and you wey dey there FOC,watin stop you to pay the £20 gas bill??
continue to expose una nyash oh
I'd gladly help!
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Women Like To Play Hard To Get? by toyemz(f): 12:12pm On Aug 26, 2011
@lefulefu

shocked shocked shocked
Even at that many men back in nigeria engage in many criminal acts just to satisfy the materialistic greed of their nigerian girlfriends.Many young naija men nowadays engage in armed robbery and 419 because they want to meet up to the materialistic need of their naija girlfriends
Erm oga sir
is that what you did before you left Nigeria??
na who come stupid pass here then, the man or the woman
classic example of being stupidly kitty whipped!
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Women Like To Play Hard To Get? by toyemz(f): 12:09pm On Aug 26, 2011
@190

cheesy cheesy cheesy
gosh your crazy rantings reveal all,don't they?
eya na so dem scrape your head reach?

all this ya yeye encounters na naija location
what of Nigerian girls outside Nigeria
what makes them that cheap
and don't you dare mention Chinese food oh?

brb
just need to read more of  your outbursts

sorry oh ema se I don dey pity you oh

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