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PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Says "We Have Closed All Doors For Dialogue With Government" by toyemz(f): 10:50am On Mar 21, 2012
im begining to get confused with the various top boko haram leaders names
they dont sound nigerian!!!
where do they originate from?
PoliticsRe: Who Is The Ugliest State Governor In Nigeria (2011 - 2015)? by toyemz(f): 8:30am On Mar 19, 2012
Oh gosh

with all the money they have chopped,they cant even make themselves more presentable
God
they look as if they all came from the planet of the chimpanzees with human skins
talk of having a physical nightmare!! shocked shocked shocked
TravelRe: Arik Suspends London-abuja Flight From The 25th March by toyemz(f): 12:36pm On Mar 16, 2012
nice

what about the lagos london route?

is that still on?
BusinessRe: Sales Of Second Hand Clothes by toyemz(f): 1:45pm On Mar 10, 2012
Hello
to all who sent me a mail
i have replied
will be in touch as soon as
thanks
BusinessRe: Name My Business by toyemz(f): 4:26am On Mar 10, 2012
Afrolinkz
RomanceRe: My Story by toyemz(f): 1:12am On Mar 10, 2012
@poster
you do realise that eventually you will have to choose one of the two ladies don't you?
unfortunately you cant marry both of them
my advice to you is to follow some of the advice given here and decide who you really want to be with
and then start to mellow a bit with the one you wont be marrying
outside that have you tested them to see how strong each will be in situations of uncertainty?
that might help you decide
my main concern is 'since they have been the ones that have always shown you love and care'what have you shown in response.
main thing do you have a job or are you just wanting to latch on to the best situation available?
BusinessRe: Sales Of Second Hand Clothes by toyemz(f): 12:49pm On Mar 04, 2012
^^^^

hi there
lets chat @ toyinzz@yahoo.co.uk

even though i dont do second hand

i sell very cheap children's clothes and will have no problem cutting you a good deal on wholesale
some of my stock is already in abuja,while some in lagos
if you think you are interested send me a mail and we'll take it from there
thanks
RomanceRe: Nigerians Guys Back Home . . Why? by toyemz(f): 12:42pm On Mar 04, 2012
^^
correction pls

sorry but why kind of sentence is this ?
should read:

sorry but what kind of sentence is this??
RomanceRe: Nigerians Guys Back Home . . Why? by toyemz(f): 12:40pm On Mar 04, 2012
@anonymus11


ya still a drop out or else all ur rantings is meaningmess oversabi c0ck suc cking is my hobby work on ya own education and leave members to be free.
sorry but why kind of sentence is this ?
very hard reading to understand

no vex or but i think you need to rephrase
RomanceRe: Hot Topic For Nl Females by toyemz(f): 12:31pm On Mar 04, 2012
@190@

Is it true that most NL Ladies cant afford 3 square meals and wear only one bra and pant for 2 straight weeks

someone please confirm
Na wa oh
this confirms it,i said you shouldn't have been let out, that you were still delusional and not fit to be let back in society
this proves my point
how do you think that this makes any sense!!
RomanceRe: 190's Message To Nigerian Women And Women In General by toyemz(f): 2:55am On Mar 04, 2012
^^^^^

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

honestly speaking, as a guy if i can wash my tool five times a day, i expect girls (especially Africans girls) to wash theirs at least 10 times a day. it has been researched that smelly kitten causes infertility in ladies above 25, also, smelly kitten has made some men impotent and lack intimate desire for life.

Is that when you turned gayhuh


rubbish!
TravelRe: Nigerian Passengers Denied Entry Into South Africa by toyemz(f): 12:47pm On Mar 03, 2012
I think the Nigerian Govt. should look into this
It is derogatory to have to go through this as a foreigner

Health officials should seek to dialogue with south Africa over this matter to resolve it once and for all and come to the conclusion which ' yellow card' is valid and which is not.

it is really humiliating to have gone through this ordeal especially as a child.
RomanceRe: Poor Girls Always Mess Relationship Up? by toyemz(f): 1:24am On Mar 03, 2012
@tpacalipse

I have never had any cause to give any babe my money, my hard earned money. I have noticed that in Nigeria, if you bahave like a magga, babes will use you. Stop complaining about ladies being thieves. Learn how to show them the dough and never release a penny to them. If you know how to do this very well, trust me, you won't regret it and you wont complain anymore.

The rich girls are the most useless of them. They are never satisfied with what they have.

Yahoo yahoo method oh be that!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Thank You And Thank You. by toyemz(f): 12:52am On Mar 01, 2012
Na wa oh

cork leaves 190 resurfaces

strange coincidence i must say cheesy
RomanceRe: Popular Auto Dealer, Lanre Shittu Snatches Zenithbank Manager’s Wife***buys House For Her In Lekki by toyemz(f): 1:29pm On Feb 29, 2012
@mr 190@


and what do you expect us to do


isnt she nigerian - shes useless anyway so why are we concerned!


talk sometin else jor
yes oh she is nigerian
but remember she was lured or taken by another nigerian
who is a man
and of kos very useless too

but still i dont think because of him,all men are useless
so why should you?
RomanceRe: Why Do Black Women Always Have Attitude Towards Guys Dating White Females? by toyemz(f): 4:54am On Feb 29, 2012
@Cork

Good observation
but i have also noticed that many of our black guys who date white women
always look like their houseboys
i ve always wondered why!
NYSCRe: Nysc Members Serve As Tea Girls And Boys At National Assembly by toyemz(f): 4:44am On Feb 29, 2012
cheesy cheesy cheesy

that's what you call starting politics from the bottom
na wa oh
RomanceRe: 190's Message To Nigerian Women And Women In General by toyemz(f): 4:42am On Feb 29, 2012
@190

welcome back oh
but why did they let you out?! angry angry
CelebritiesRe: James Iroha, Populary Known As Giringory, Is Dead by toyemz(f): 12:30am On Feb 29, 2012
How sad

May he rest in peace

The good thing here is that many will remember him with a smile on their faces

May God be with his family
Amen
RomanceRe: Nigerian Man 28, Marries 71-year-old White Lady (photos) by toyemz(f): 2:25am On Feb 23, 2012
@Demdem

u are not even current. the guy don go abroad with his chick
Na wa oh
i didnt know that one could get married on one day in naija and travel abroad the next day
i thot there were protocols that had to be followedhuh
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Irish Guy Looking For A Lady by toyemz(f): 10:08am On Feb 21, 2012
NA WA OH

GRAB A WHITE MAN BY FORCE BY FIRE!!!!

This reminds me of an Oreo!!!
PoliticsRe: Igbo Leaders Reject Ojukwu’s Son As Ikemba II by toyemz(f): 9:51am On Feb 21, 2012
@Dudu Negro


Oh yeah, they are it again! sometimes i feel pity for the igbos. . . .wish I could help make life easier. Soon as they clear one shameful act, two more drop in. . . and its ususally from their leadership. They are divided. That Ezeship and Kingship system installed on them by Britain is not good for them. Igbo need a new brand. . . go back to how you used to be, no central leadership. It worked for you for centuries. . . until oyibo come dabaru everything and you have been problem since.
Does this make sense in your ears?
PoliticsRe: Security Agencies Uncover Source Of Boko Haram’s Explosives by toyemz(f): 9:48am On Feb 21, 2012
^^^^

do you really believe so?

bombs are still going off

people are still dying

and this is still the nigeria that we know huh
PoliticsRe: Police Inspector Shot Dead By Patrol Team-turning The Gun On Themselves! by toyemz(f): 9:45am On Feb 21, 2012
Hmmm
there a  lot of 'whys' in this story

and at the same time a lot of lies!

Lots of things just dont add up shocked shocked
FamilyRe: How Do I Stop My Friend From Turning My Crib To A Brothel by toyemz(f): 2:52am On Feb 21, 2012
@OP

maybe its time for you to invite your mum down for a visit
that surely has to bring an end to it all

just tread carefully some people dont know when they have overstepped the boundary

its a sensitive issue
CrimeRe: I-n-c-e-s-t: Daughter Bears Baby For Own Father by toyemz(f): 12:34am On Feb 21, 2012
The father cum rapist(13 year old child!!) cum goat is  a first class perve.rt

He is not safe to be around children oh


horrible sad story for the child and mum
RomanceRe: A Girl That Visited Me In My House Has Refused To Leave What Will I Do? by toyemz(f): 3:25am On Feb 19, 2012
@ poster

get your cousin,sister or female friend to come pay you a visit(choose one of the aggressive types)
and let her come and meet the girl there, and claim to be your fiancee
watch wahala burst
the unwanted will pack out quick quick

just store your valuables away oh
PoliticsRe: PAY YOUR TRIBUTE TO SERGENT SUNDAY BADUNG by toyemz(f): 1:16pm On Feb 17, 2012
(hmmm me thinking with confusion on how the word I typed as stu.pid became silly!!! huh huh)

@sixbon2000

Im really sorry that he died
but plzz as a trained security officer
he should have known never to approach a suspect package like that!
Even the trained bomb dismantle officers approach with caustion in proper gear
what he even thinkinghuh

Did he die a hero? me thinks not

This is a classic example of do not ever ever try this again
sorry
PoliticsRe: PAY YOUR TRIBUTE TO SERGENT SUNDAY BADUNG by toyemz(f): 12:54pm On Feb 17, 2012
RIP


classic example of stupid death

song:
stupid death
stupid death
they re funny kos they re true
stupid death stupid death
hope next time its not you
(sorry but this time it was you!)

curtesy of 'horrible histories'

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