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SeaTrade:
By the time I was 28 years old,I had already built a trading business worth N300m naira in equity and almost N1.5B naira worth of turnover PA,in a luxury niche,making luxury profits.
If you're a better businessman than I am,try do the things I've done,whether you go fit run am,
Because you are a fool,doesn't make me as stupid as you,
Ezi.

See this poor man son dey dream like Joseph the dreamer. Las las you go still wake up to go hustle for food wey you go chop today. Animal. No be only 300m. Na 300 billion. Old man wey him time don pass dey form young boy

emmasoft:
Start Now!

In 19 days' time, half a year will be gone; that will be 365days/2 or 12months/2 any way you count, it's very certain
we will be having the second half of the year kicking off.

Are you still waiting for a suitable time to invest? the right price of the stock to buy? dollar price to be up or down or for inflation to go down?

Wait no more! your cash is losing more value while staying idle. Start now and invest in mutual funds (MM or Fixed income), stocks, or real estate. You can never go wrong in the long run with the power of compound interest irrespective of the inflation rate. Just start something and you will be happy by year-end and beyond.

Click the link on my signature to start investing in MMF, Fixed income fund, or stocks.

Call/chat if you need more input.

Which kain amateurish advice be this? Oga instead of me to put my money in those useless naira instruments, I swear I will rather chop life with the money. I have learnt the hard way.

If you must invest in naira instruments, you are better off taking much greater risks in the real sector and hoping for huge returns or losing the money and knowing you tried.

Imagine saving all your retirement in these useless instruments, only to find out that your money can only last a few months. Is it not better to blow it now?

SeaTrade:
What does it cost to buy from primary market?
I check somewhere and I saw 50m,don't know if it's true.
Also,can one buy from primary market and retail to secondary market players?Is it legal?
If so,how often can a person rotate such trading activity in any given time frame?
Like say a person who isn't really interested in fixing the money,rather just want to jump in the scene as one who just broker route to secondary market deals and is free to pull out with his capital anytime he pleases.
Just curious, thank you as you reply.

Who dash this one 50m? Even if you do night operation to get 50m, na for Ngn t bills you wan put am? And you call your self business man. To woz you correct slap just dey hungry me I swear

Etfash:
Buy 2037 FGN Bond from the secondary market... At least15% yield annually.

You can do that on Standard Chartered Bank Mobile application.

Stop investing your money in naira instruments. Una no dey hear word? What’s wrong with you people? Nobody can ever win when you keep your hard earned money in naira instruments. Make una dey give una self sense o

JooEeL:
Im a barca fan my guy. 2010 Ballon D'or win was made to favour Messi. That is the sole Ballon D'or of Messi that I emphatically disavow.

2014's Ballon D'or of Ronaldo was a sham too. But not so much of a sham as that of 2010. Besides he broke a long-standing UCL record. Muller won the World Cup amongst other club trophies but was not the poster boy of the Bayern team. It was Robben and Ribery that were the most terrific, let's be honest, and they had quite a dismal WC campaign. Messi's 2014, was quite a dull one -- coming back from some niggling injury that plagued him in 2013. Messi also did not win the League or the CL. If he had won the WC, the argument would have changed. Ure just picking Muller cos he won everything, just like saying Alvarez should take the Ballon D'or cos he won all trophies. Even on that same German 2014 team, Ozil was much hotter.

For the year 2023, Haaland has done remarkably well. He won the Champions League and the League
While Messi won the World Cup and the league. So they have 2 main big cups. WC is bigger than CL, so for trophies Messi already has the edge. Let's look at individual performances now.

Now hear my explanation:
Haaland was hotter all year round than Messi, no doubt about that. He had much numbers (esp. in terms of goals) but if you begin to consider goal contribution (G/A), you'd realise Messi is not even far behind.

Another thing you'd have to consider is Haaland is too much of a tap-in striker. He's just good in positioning and finishing but for real footballing qualities, Haaland doesn't excite. There is a kind of slick and flair that combines with efficacy to be Ballon D'or favourite. Haaland can't dribble. Haaland can't produce terrific passes, can't score freekicks, make quick short serial passes and interlink play. Like Haaland hardly ever wows the crowd until he scores a goal. He's not of the brand of strikers / attackers like Henry, De Lima, Suarez, Neymar, C Ronaldo etc. that have that extra spice and can do some of the aforementioned. He's only effective and that's where it ends. That shortens his Ballon D'or chances slightly in my opinion.

Finally, Haaland has no appearance in World Cup. If he had taken Norway to say semi-final of the World Cup or Quarter-final with some goals in it, or let me say semi-final, it would be hard to overlook him. You also have to note that Haaland's exceptional form in the league is similar to Messi's form in the WC. Messi scored crucial goals (although penalties like 3 or so), Messi made dribbles and produced assists that were highlights of the WC. These are the kind of things I mean when I say "having that extra spice". Things that evoke emotions. That Messi assist against Netherlands sticks to your brain so easily till now. His simple yet risky roll-in penalty against France in the shootout glues to the mind. As for Haaland, there is not much "wow" moments. And his form has kind of badly dropped for some time now, just like Messi's form. In fact, De Bruyne, Gundogan, Foden and Bernado Silva are significantly better and technically gifted players than Haaland, even on the same team. One could even argue Mahrez too. That's too many players on the team better than you.

Did you know that Haaland hardly ever touches the ball in a game? He goes missing for very long stretches of the game. Pls dont tell me he's doing his striker job. There are numerous strikers like Henry, Suarez, Torres, Villa, Forlan, Milito, even this Benzema sef that both score loads of goals and exert more influence in the game. Im sure you heard the commentator today right? That Haaland didn't have more than 10 touches first half or so.

For Haaland not to even make the World Cup at all, already writes him off.

The image below again shows the most recent update of the Ballon D'or win and it has changed slightly even further in favour of Messi. Imagine winning a whole Champions League (talking about Haaland now) and the odds dont even shift in his favour. That tells u what u need to know.

For your mind, you believe say anybody get time to read this epistle? Lazy youth. Instead make you go dey write epistle wey go better your life and take your family out of poverty. You dey waste your life dey write epistle on top ballon d’or. I pity you. Continue na. Hopeless lazy youth. Tueh!

oyatainer:
You have comprehension PROBLEM of you cannot understand simple English. I just gave you one instance. Did Guardiola start wining at City too? Simple analogy, you don't understand.

If Ferguson was not gathering other teams players because of his purchasing power, how did he assemble all those forwards in a same era?

Your English don tell me the kind person wey you be. You are not the kind of person I will stoop low to talk to in real life so I won’t bother wasting my time engaging with you. Go follow your fellow agberos to argue…

oyatainer:
Ferguson spent more than any other coach during his own time. Only Chelsea came to compete with him and they beat him during the period.

Was it not Ferguson that had Roneey, Ronaldo, Saha, J. S Park, Nani and Giggs in front and still went ahead to buy Tevez, Chicarito and Berbatov. Does Guardiola have close to those players now?

Go and read about Sir Alex and stop showing your stupidity. Mugu wey think say Sir Alex started winning titles with Rooney and Ronaldo..

manoflove22:
please when it too early to ask sex from your girlfriend,she told me no sex in the relationship i thought she joking so she won't look cheap and she told me she is virgin



just last 2 day i told her no sex no money, i could feel the sadness in her voice but she told me she will offer sex but not now

it just 2 months relationship any advice

Your mates are busy hustling see wetin you dey put for your coconut head. I feel like giving you better brain resetting konk for that coconut head. I swear.

Tomorrow when you start to dey suffer in poverty, you go dey ask God why he forget you. Come dey blame village people. You no go remember say you wasted your youthful years wey you suppose dey hustle filling your head with nonsense. Lazy youth

Abdulmumin412:
Is just like when you say professor should teach in primary school to prove himself that he is a professor.

This is a very stupid analogy from a very dull person. You deserve no response from me. Slow poke.

MrPOTUS:
If the bolded was true, then Chelsea won't have ended in 12th or so.


Hope you know Man united has spent more than city since Pep came in (won't argue this with you, go confirm yourself).

If you were bright and could read properly, you will see where I said good scouts. Money plus good recruitment not money and stupid recruitment of useless players. Please learn to read and comprehend…

MetalJigsaw:
This is an exception, I don't think this has been part of the discuss among the folks.

Na discussion this one dey call discuss? Na wa o

MrPOTUS:
It's funny how you call those teams mediocre teams 🙄

They are the amongst the best in their league.

Man city was a mediocre team before Pep came.

Does Claudio Ranieri winning EPL with Leicester city makes him a great coach??

Obviously you don't know what the word "great" means.

If a coach can't do it over and over again, not a one time fluke, he's not great.

And Pep has done it over and over again, even turning EPL to a farmer's league.

Ranieri’s May have been luck but the others are great coaches that made mediocre players good. Man City won titles with Mancini and Pellegrini before Pep came. Hope you know that. Any team with lots of money and good scouts to recruit the best players with all that cash only needs a decent manager to win titles. Finito!

Forgot to even add Sir Alex. He took average players and won titles that made Man U a top club…

[quote author=oyatainer post=123711555][/quote]I didn’t read this your epistle but I stopped when you said City has been spending before Pep came. Yes they were spending and also winning titles. Before Pep came, Mancini and Peligrini won the leagues so wetin you dey write your epistle to talk

MrPOTUS:
Sense no dey dis bolded talk. 🙄

Hates don too blindfold una.

Even the best companies in the world attract the best graduates from the best schools like havard and so on.

Y dem no come awka poly kon pick graduates.


The best coaches, teams, attract best talents.


Even Thomas Tuchel turned down an offer from a Aston villa or so and ran to Bayern.

It is stupidity to compare employing a graduate to getting a football coach. It is also stupidity to say that experience managing the best players makes one the best coach in the world. The best coaches in the world of sports are coaches that take mediocre and average players to win titles. Like Mourinho did at Porto. Like Diego Simeone at Athletico, klopp at Dortmund and Van Gaal at Ajax. Even Ranieri sef try to carry a very mediocre Leicester team to win league…

sweetman2022:
Who are superstars? Akanji, Ake, John stones, Walker, Dias, Alvarez or who. Please go back to school and learn the meaning of superstar..Olodo like you. The only world class players in Mancity is Kelvin Debryune. The rest are just good players and average. It is because they are playing with Pep, that's why you think they special. Is Stering, Jesus and Zinchenko superstars now that they have left Mancity? Please use your head very well next time

Tell your dull papa to use his head well. Dull man wey born Mumu like you. For your info, those guys you mentioned there will enter the first eleven of every premier league club. You must be an idiot if you think Sterling and Jesus are not world class players. Very foolish talk from a hopeless slow poke.

stillme231:
benaldo doing the work for city, dem go dey give haaland all d glory, nonsense.

This one say na Benaldo…hahaha

Mekoyaw:
Good day to everyone on this prestigious forum. The decision to share this story of mine came to spotlight after months of reluctance & indecision to share and as a result of the stage of deterioration regarding the physical abnormality. That I truly regret!!!

First & foremost what I'm about to say here is about the strange body growth that attacked my left foot, above my left eye & most disturbing right now the bony protuberance on my forehead during my service year in Benin City in 2021, though the last in the list was habit induced which started before I was called-up for NYSC but not very noticeable while the others still remains a mystery to me how it started, at that time my colleagues make jest of me that "you played Johnny with Benin girls abi which is absolutely false. But those on my foot & left eye subsided with the help of an kind elder-state dad in my area.

Now the one disturbing right now is the bony protuberance I've on my forehead which is at a degenerating stage, it's actually began with a childhood habit of mine which involves rubbing my thumb knuckle roughly on my other finger which I find pleasurable now this habit metamorphosed recently & upgraded to my forehead but I only did it when I'm sad, not knowing that I'm causing injury to my forehead but then when I noticed some little bump I stopped it even before I went for service, since then it's just growing.

Please I need all the help I can get right now.

Wetin be your normal moniker wey you dey use for here. I go like check something first

chessguru:
very true but small clubs can not afford him

He has made more than enough money. Money is not his problem. Let him go and coach one small team even if na national team of a small country to show say he be genius and that he loves the game. How can we call someone a genius when he has always coached superstars? Does that even make sense? Any decent coach with the crop of players he has coached will get the same results, if not better…

samiabigail:
guy shut the fxxck off and go find place to sleep ur mumu don they too much

Tell that to your mama wey dey roam around for under bridge. Mugu

stillme231:
no go drink sniper o..... na frustration dey around u like this

Na your poor mama go drink Sniper out of frustration and poverty. Mugu

Landmine1:
are you being stüpid on purpose? He did it in Barca and he did it again with man city. Why should he move to a team that can’t afford to buy good players? He isn’t stupid.

No. Your father is the stupid one for birthing a slow poke like you that can’t comprehend basic English. How do you prove that you are the best in the world as a coach when you have always coached superstars? Go and talk your nonsense with your fellow slow pokes. Mugu

cyrusmillz:
Please stop this mumu talk abeg. When you're at the top of your career, no matter what field ; business, sports , tech ....You'll always attract the best. It's like saying why didn't ronaldo go to Southampton when he's was in his form or why didn't hazard move to besiktas after Chelsea. With his reputation and track record , only the best can afford his services ! If brighton has the money and resources he'll go there but now only PSG , Man city , Man utd and other top clubs have the required resources

Na your papa be Mumu wey born Mumu like you that cannot even comprehend very simple English wey I write there. Come on get out of here and go and talk your nonsense with your fellow mugus. What makes him the best? Because from day one, he has always coached superstars? Listen to your self talking like a hopeless slow poke..

Why has Lukaku not scored that

This match is over jor. Man City don win. Now them no go let person hear word say Pep don finally win UCL with Man City. Coach wey dey only find teams wey get money to buy better players. If he wants to show he is a very good coach, make he go coach Brentford or Brighton na

Mightysomadina88:
really.so people can go that far in a faceless forum.that is plain stupidity.the analysis Look so masculine

He’s the same as Iya Tola wey dey deceive boys say he be olosho. E sure me say na kidnapper be that

E just be like say Haaland no dey this game. He’s hardly touched the ball…

If Lukaku no score for this match ehn, then he’s a confirmed useless big for nothing donkey

Dougad:
Based on your dp, you don old pass this nonsense.

But he was right na. Maybe he dey watch am live for stadium. Na delay una dey watch for tv

Enigma1510:
Some of us dey here dey refresh bro…I get high BP before sef…

But he was right na

I no sure say Lukaku don touch ball since he enter o