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luminouz:
Now I see you!!!
Nice input

Lack of toto don finish this one life sotey he dey here dey police people wey dey open him yansh. Guyman say he dey get married women wey dey throw toto at am yet he dey here from morning to night dey hate on women. Hahaha

richforever123:
You are extremely correct with this statement, do you know that a digital bank called Eyowo got suddenly shut down by the CBN and customers where unable to access their funds, it is very possible, Piggyvest is regulated by Proxy and carries more risk, though the senior management are First Class Graduate of Covenant University

First class of covenant so what? You Nigerians are funny. Oya dash them all your life savings na. Make them use their first class to finish am for you na. Nonsense

GboyegaD:
Dinner:

Mashed potatoes, creamy spinach, and grilled steak.

Guy are you not too old for this rubbish? Every time you wan chop you go snap and then post it on Nairaland? Are you sick in the head? Once in a while is understandable. But every meal? Guy better start acting your age. I can bet all that you are in your 40s…

Thazard:
Bros I am not an apprentice.

My work is dirty but I can pay you monthly salary no be mouth sha.

PS:I am 23!

Pay my monthly salary with 5k a day wey you dey make. That’s 150k a month. Hahaha you must be a village idiot in that bush where you come from wey man with 150k be rich man

Wagwanbrethren:
It would have been much more better if God prevented the deaths in the first place! 🤷‍♂️

If your God no fit prevent something in the first place, why and how will he rest their souls. Does that not make him useless? 🤷‍♂️
Tuehh! 🤮

Na the same thing I just dey think o

Emmexguy123:
See how they value Nigerian men outside the country but back to Nigeria, our women see us as source of income, ATM machine, poverty alleviating office.

Baby I love you, she will immediately become an orphan who is homeless, foodless, moneyless in fact everything less.

Look at this slow poke yearning dust. And you think they like Nigerian men without their ATM and income? Go Kenya and see as yahoo boys dey spend on Kenyan women. How won’t they like Nigerian men? To konk that your bald head just dey hungry me

AngelicBeing:
Hian, for posting this comment, you cup of online misdemeanor is full to the brim, l might be compelled to call DSS in the next 72 hours to arrest and detain you for 100 day's without bail

Yawns…Very dry comment

armyofone:
Me too...
I fell in "like" with Udon after a trip to the Pacific. I like the beef Udon. Came back craving for it and I have been hooked. I make mine (Udon requires costly part of beef to make to get desired great taste) and sometimes dine at Japanese restaurants that offer Udon.
I used to stay away from thick noodles.

This one dey try show say him dey sophisticated. Who send you?

Guy, no be ‘craving for’. Na ‘craving’…

beautyhd:
Moimoi and coleslaw

Talk true. How many times you go toilet after chopping this thing?

luminouz:
The real question is...MUST YOU TAKE HER OUT ON A FIRST DATE?

Or your room, house or neighborhood not enough for first date?

Maybe it's just me but I ain't trying to waste time impressing her....I just get her to my room and that's the date venue. Sex might not even happen then but the idan has been concluded already. The goal is to get her to your personal space and let her feel your masculinity. Going to MacDonald or ChickenRepublic(unless you wanted it, not that she demanded it) should be after the first date(your room) or else you just signed yourself up to be finessed the fuq out by hungry girls who would order heaven to eat and hell as takeaway.

#luminouznuggets#

You are clearly a very broke and inexperienced ugly guy that has never been with a woman. Which decent girl will meet you for the first time and agree to come to your house if no be okpo? So because na only hungry girls dey your circle, you believe all girls are hungry? You say finesse. On top Chicken Republic food? Which kind useless guys be this wey dey this thread sef?

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Who be this one? Wetin be your end goal with these nonsense wey you dey post everyday?

Raalsalghul:
At the bold, isn't that the more reason to keep spending low on the first dates?

You are only validating his point for him.

You self, calm down and use sense dey troll.

Guy stop being stupid. Taking a girl on a date is a date to know if you and her go gel. Where in that fake write up did you see the guy say he spent a lot of money? You go just open mouth waaaa

By the way, it is entirely up to a man to decide if he should spend on the girl on a date. The thing many of you idiots don’t know is that if you begin to allow the woman to pay the entire bill, you have automatically ceded power in the relationship to her. And then to dey split bill with woman on a date isn’t even gentlemanly. You look very stupid doing that. And who talk say you must carry her go expensive place

That’s why I always say if you no get money, just go hide your ugly face and leave woman matter and face your hustle. Idiots wey no get money but dey find woman. You must all be mad!

heartofcity12:
Where is the lie 🤷🏼‍♂️. Focus on your grind, it’s a man’s world. #trp

Lack of toto don frustrate this one life. No worry. E go better

heartofcity12:
More reason why you should always keep dates very cheap even if she shows very bright “green lights”, she may just be playing along or leading you on just to finesse you..
She has successfully eaten what she came to eat and she’s onto the next one, why won’t she block you 🤷🏼‍♂️😂

Very foolish talk from a poor inexperienced lazy youth. This one no know say some girls will go on dates and decide right there and then that you ain’t her type but will just flow with you to be polite. As soon as dem comot the date, na to block you straight up. Ugly undateable man like you will not know. Na only to soapy with your right hand while watching porn you sabi.

By the way, all of una wey dey complain about cost of taking a girl out, no be by force to date woman if you no get money. If you no get money, hide your ugly face and go hustle. I don dey warn una since. Useless lazy youths

luvyaself95:
Accurate And Nice Sights bro

What annoy me now is Ben Affleck that is the lead role in the movie is a kind of simp in reality.
😂

Look at this ugly, broke and hopeless slow poke calling Ben Affleck a simp. You deserve a hard konk on that your ugly bald head I swear

luminouz:
I think something is wrong with you bro

We are talking of you behaving like a human being and you changed it to money or class jabs??

Why is it that when we try to advice men like you, we all suddenly become broke,classless redpillers with no game? You talk as if we envy you or something.

I don dey taya to advice men biko...abi which kain nonsense this one dey talk bayi?

Ok, go on please....fuq her and use it to pepper your ex, agba redpiller 😊

You don taya to dey advice which men? You don advice yourself finish? Broke chronic masturbator like you. Apart from porn, you don see toto before? You go just open mouth waaaaa

SeaTrade:
Them girls in my area thinks otherwise,they don't call me Emeka D stallion for no reason.
Cos I give em' like...Ta ta ta ta ta ta ta....
If you bring your babe I go collect am ooo

Come and collect your mama from me na. Lonely old animal like you wey dey all over Nairaland since how many years dey find wife surely can not be a catch in real life. No be you dey find wife for Muslim community the other day?

Desperation for wife and kids at old age plus loneliness and depression equals suicide…abeg no go drink sniper for hotel o. Small hope still dey for desperate ancestors like you. Mugu

SeaTrade:
Like I said punk,I'm glad my reality that I don't even think much of can make you lament like this and keep you restless,
It tells me I'm doing very well and should learn to appreciate where I am right now and be grateful more,
Thank you for letting me know how great what I have is ,I appreciate.
Why I am here this early and you're not is because I made the right choices very early in life and fought so hard for it,
You can too if you're willing to put in the work(but you can never though),
Bloody loser.
Everywhere that I go punk,I'm VIP at 31

First of all you talk say you are in your early 20s, then you increase am small to 28, now na 31. Hahaha. You go still talk true last last say you are almost 50.

A very lonely old man with nothing to live for takes his tashere life savings to lodge for hotel and snaps pictures to oppress young people wey he take years senior. Do you know how foolish you look? Better go and save that tashere money just in case your old sperm can born. School fees no cheap o. Mugu.

At almost 50, your life is so empty that the best that you can give yourself is a solo trip to lodge in a hotel. Alone. Full of regrets and contemplating suicide as you have no family to share experiences with. No wonder you are depressed and suicidal with nothing to live for. I won’t be surprised at all if we see on front page say lonely old man spends his entire life savings in a hotel and drinks sniper.

May God have mercy on you and free you of the pains by sending you a woman wey go gree to marry and born for ancestor like you. I hope say you still get sperm sha o….

NL1960:
So wetin you wan make we invest on?.

Invest in hard currency instruments. Even if you decide to only hold the hard currency in cash in a dom current account, you are in a way better position than person wey dey hold naira instruments. I learnt this the hard way after stubbornly holding NGN instruments for years despite all the advice against it. Now the Naira investments have lost so much value that I have written them off

SeaTrade:

Life starts to lack purpose when there's nothing else to conquer,it gets really boring.
Ask any top G in your lga ,that's if you have access to one.
Know this today,I won at life,argue and deny all you want...And you can never be me.Atleast I didn't start off on this journey by being as useless as you.

You are hopeless to think you won at life when you lack meaningful relationships to share life experiences with. You have nobody to share anything with and go to your eerily quiet boys quarters to be alone when your age mates are with their families.

You are saving small money by not having a family and you think that makes you a winner in life? The double edged sword of loneliness at old age and being a failure upon the sacrifices you made dey torment you sotey you are suicidal. I sincerely feel very sorry for you…

SeaTrade:

I even beg hostess for my ticket and for them to serve me meal from economy to business class.
I'm happy my reality dey give you nightmare,

Nobody wey actually get money sits and snaps pictures of every move he makes on a plane. You don go thief picture or use your hard earned money wey your mates dey use pay school fees to give yourself trip to see as business class feels. As you no get family to spend that tashere life savings on. Lonely old man.

I just read your thread about lacking the motivation and will to live. I can see why you will be depressed. You are suffering from mid life crisis. A failed old man with no family. Come get bad attitude on top. How can life be meaningful for you. I hope you have person wey dey watch you 247 cos I can tell you are suicidal. Better don’t take your life o. Mugu

SeaTrade:
So like the topic suggests,how does a person find this because I've been searching for a long time.
Like I feel empty,no clearcut path to genuine peace and fulfilment.
Tired of the things I do or use to do ,I can't go back ,neither do I want to keep being here.Im willing for a change but I see no way.
The monotony is killing me,the risks too and the people I gotta please to stay relevant too isn't helping(everyone around keep telling me to stay where I am and reminding me how lucky I am,yet I am the only one that thinks otherwise) and I'm getting tired,slower and dumber than I use to be and I see a problem if this don't change.But I can't blame myself,I'm tired of all this so the motivation keeps shrinking and it brings up all of this.
And also Nigeria has a great deal of little mind,the chances of meeting that person that'll change your whole perspective is infinitesimal, almost non existent so that is off!
A lot of you might think money will solve all your problems,but it will only be the beginning of your nightmare as a smart and ambitious person that truly wants to be fulfilled and different,who don't want to settle for less.
So,to fulfilled people here,what made you fulfilled and how did you achieve it?Let's talk.

Baba agba it is called mid-life crisis. You are a failed lonely old man with a bad attitude. You better don’t go and commit suicide o..

SeaTrade:
I no dey threatened ooo,I just dey want show you say I pass you.
I'm very glad that atleast,the numbers scare you so much that you can't believe it's real or its mine.
That's a plus,atleast that reconfirms to me that I'm doing well.
Yeye..
Look down again ,I Don drop another one weh go make you no sleep this night,
Continue consoling yourself I'm old,lol...na boy I be ooo,weh hold pieces,
Mugu.

Even the Aba made shoe is good enough to show that you be old man wey beg air hostess to allow you to snap pic for business class. I dey see your type all the time. Hungry Fake wine seller like you

SeaTrade:

See as you dey hit off targets.
Firstly,I am a son to a very rich woman.
Secondly,I am a very young person,like really really young.
Look below,I attach my account statement for you last month so that make e clear you say everybody no fail in life like your useless papa,
🐖 🐷

Hungry yahoo boy don go snap account of person wey he dey try dupe. Mugu.

No person wey hold money go feel so threatened by a stranger on the internet that he has to show his account balance and be engaging stranger for internet for early momo to get respect. You be criminal failed yahoo boy wey dey sell fake wine to chop.

And deep down in your heart of hearts you know you are well over 40. It shows in your skin and the way you talk. You have been claiming 20s since you join Nairaland. But those of us wey know, sabi your type.

You are a frustrated old man wey still dey hustle at advanced age. Even wife dey hard you to find and you think you are deceiving who say you be rich young boy? I wish say I dey where you dey. I go give you correct konk on that ugly bald head to reset your brain