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Blake755:
wat happened to paw paw is it not a fruit

So as meat no dey, na to throwey pawpaw (a fruit) inside the spaghetti abi? 🤢

Our leaders are bastards I swear. Them no go make heaven

linearity:
She does not look happy!

For her, it’s a job. You don’t have to be happy to do your job as long as you are cashing out…

Bahamas95:
Money nor just fit some people.


Even hustling guys hawking gala on the road when dressed still look better than some rich dudes.

Gbam!!!

Kharol1234:
only you?

Which kind question be this? You dey use two spoons to chop? To konk that your big head just dey hungry me I swear

KingOfAllIgbos:
Facts

1. Their currency at a point was most valuable worldwide.

2. Arabs are the most racist. They consider Blacks as slaves. Even lower than animals. Even during a holy event like Hajj, some try to avoid your touch.

3. Arabs are naturally cruel. Saudi Arabia, UAE, Qatar , maybe Kuwait are considered 1st Class Arabs. Bahrain, Oman 2nd Class. Yemen and North Africa 3rd Class. Then Asians like them Bangladesh, Pakistan that they love to work to death. Black women are for sadistic sexual pleasure. Men are for labour.

4. If you're flat headed and you want to start a life of crime... you will understand just how cruel Arabs can be. You would regret the day you were born.

Take note!

Wetin be flat headed?

Ablemax:
hello my fellow Nlanders, yo those who have successfully japa we also need your contribution to this,

as we know getting or raising money for japa is not easy, I've been thinking cracking my head to see on how to raise funds for japa but non ideal is coming forth except beting hoping some day I'll hit jackpot..

s to my good people please kindly share how you were able to raise the money for japa so that us here can follow too. (legal way)

Go meet poweredcom make he show you the way. Hope say you ready for night operation sha. Cos na night operation after midnight poweredcom dey specialize in.

Chingyyy878:
Haaa!!! Pawpaw inside spaghetti.

APC NA BASTARD!

Na so we see am o

chariisGRACE:
If you have never been called wicked, stingy, heartless etc. by women...


You get massive job to do.

Please how old are you?

E be like say that mad man don go take him meds finally…

HARDESTNIGGAINT:
See wetin this person post

https://www.nairaland.com/4439590/health-benefits-eating-vaginal-discharge


they talk say licking, sucking and eating punna dey Prevent heart disease and cancer
na wa oo

Guy you no dey write in all caps again?

You still dey sell dog kernel for that uncompleted boys quarter wey your papa dey build for Ikorodu? Your papa don complete the bungalow?

IAmHim1:
Beautiful!

Most of men that complain about women are pussy niggas. Also men that hate women but hide behind the red pill to 'form smart' with women

Imagine promising a girl marriage before she allows you fvck her...then disembarking after sexxing her...
It's fVcked up...

They're subtle variations in this thread n They're littered in this thread and you can actually spot. Them

The reason I hated further maths back then in school was because I didn't understand further maths

I didn't understand it but others were understanding it...so I felt left out AND I HATED FURTHER MATHS

the reason you hate girls is because you don't understand them. Read ubunjas miseducation...read AND JOT...you'll have questions...write them down...the next miseducation or the next would give insight and if no answer still...hop on this thread and Post... we're a family here. You'll get your answers

Don't hate girls and start venting your frustrations on crippled female beggars in the streets begging for alms under the sun

That'd just be premium fvck up on your part

Trash. This guy is mentally unstable!

IAmHim1:
Nope. He did not

Women are not sick and stupid

You want to know how I know this?

It's because he has a mother...

You hating women because they're emotional should mean you must hate yourself for being logical

Should women hate you for being logical now huh??

It's E-motions ie ENERGY in MOTION

Think of all the emotions in this world worry, fear, hate, love, joy, sadness...now picture it all compressed and placed in a woman's body...
Yes...that's women...like a baby...an adult baby basically


She feels all the E-motions either in one state or another
Because energy can not be created nor destroyed...just converted from ONE FORM TO ANOTHER ie hate to love to anger to pain to joy... rinse n repeat

Now there's STILL a second law mind you...lolz

E-motions can be hacked...you just gotta understand first that's it's different for each woman...it's in a different state... understand there's positive n negative...then you incite the E-motions first...then engineer/tweak to your desired emotions

Ta-da!

Trash. Gibberish…

Blake755:
Delicious spaghetti

See wetin man pikin dey chop. Tinubu government na bastard

ukaface:
Na for this winter this guy wear shorts

Say him concert na £50🤣🤣😂
I go like see the crowd wey he go pull

I mean this guy is razz
People giving attention to what is not profitable

You sure say you no go go? No lie.

Larrydollarz:
I bought four big ones for 6k lately and my wife use it to make delicious pepper soup😋

Poverty na bastard! 🤢🤮

hakym619:
Good day all. Pls I need help from people who have secured a state government job with recommendations from top state level politician/ top public servant etc be it directly or indirectly.

Being a health care worker, I have applied severally for advertised and unadvertised government jobs to state hospital CMDs and in the Lagos ministry of health but I have not been once called. Painful!

Please I need to secure a government job for peace of mind, to avail me time for personal pursuit, exposure and growth. I have no one in government to give me recommendation.


I'm nearing 30 now so age is no longer on my side. please help.


I'm ready for private chat.

Your mates dey find work for multinational, you dey find government work. What a very lazy youth you are

cococandy:
Few people but there’s a lot of leftovers.


Thank you 😃

Thank you

So if it was just a few people, why cook all that only to have a lot of leftovers?

Thonyb:
https://.ng/2023/11/24/wike-to-complete-construction-of-abandoned-vp-residence-before-may-29/

No be for Aguda House VPs dey stay again

seanwilliam:
7

Soapy master you sef wan marry? After you don waste all your sperm on soapy ten times a day. Anytime you see woman with bakasi na to run go house go soapy. Now your sperm don waste finish and you dey find wife? You are not a serious human being 😂

Blitzking:
Marriage is not for everyone but its good to get married to the right person the benefits outweighs the risk if u av the right person.marriage I not for your youth the benefit is during old age..so u can have someone to spend that critical phase with..just that u can't marry when u are frail.

So what if she dies before you, before old age

Onyiiobi7735:
The finances are there, just testing the new girl to ascertain her suitability for marriage.
I really love to settle down as soon as possible.
Only fools think marriage is worthless just because others married the wrong people, forgetting there's no perfect union on earth.
There's this feeling of being complete as a man when you marry your soulmate and have children by her, and you both grow old together.

How many people find their soulmate in this world

Gentew:
I'm a married man of 5years and still counting..... Marriage doesn't favour man but woman. I will advise the single young men out there to stay out of marriage and just get a baby mama.

Be warned!!! Flee from marriage and get a baby mama!!! Please flee from marriage!!!

Baby mama? Haa as hahaha. You think baby mama wahala is easier than marriage wahala? Hahaha 🤣