₦airaland Forum

SeaTrade:
You're even missing the main point.
The so called remittances sent to Nigeria by diasporans mostly come in through the parallel market(aboki),since CBN rate and parallel rate is very Wide ,with parallel rate being more attractive,thus play no part in stabilising our currency against the dollar and as such useless!
The only way to solve this problem is to abolish BDC practices and hence direct such inflow to the CBN .
So technically, we as a country receive almost zero diaspora remittance and therefore diasporans are almost inconsequential to our economy.

bro, e be like say you no know this travel section . I know, but I didn't want to go that deep, cos surface level stuff sef, and you'll see some folks will start bouncing off walls. So my submission was based on me simply agreeing to the basic premise that diaspora remittance na 20billion, BUT also reminding them of outflows which are not considered most times when those figures are thrown around, outflows that certainly will dwarf the 20billie inflow. So yes, your conclusion is apt, BUT also of a truth, at least some daddies and mummies and families got some money from the abroad, without which they would have drowned in raging financial seas here in Nigeria.

tommy589:
Pardon me, i am not making reference to Nigerians like you.

Just stating the figures out there details yearly remittances is getting close to our annual budget which can not be accounted for

great..yea it is getting quite close, but still not really impactful as the outflow matches or even surpasses it. 20billion comes in as inflow, more billions go out as outflow. I'm sure when a report is done about the capital flight due to japa, it will dwarf the $20b inflow by far. Anyway, as you have said, the families that need the money to stay afloat from their relatives abroad, got the money. End of.

tommy589:
Diasporans are our saviours. The government steals and leave nothing for Nigerians. Most factories and businesses are dead,If not for these saviours working tirelessly to keep family and loved ones afloat with their remittances, I wonder how life would have been

I salute them

your saviour! And keeping your family afloat. Be specific with these things.

FreeStuffsNG:
Tinubu fits perfectly for the kind of president Nigeria needs in the next dispensation.”

Asiwaju Tinubu is the best , the most brilliant, the most competent and the most patriotic of all the Presidential candidates.
check my signatire for free stuffs!

also the most visibly senile of all the candidates.

First child with Kpokpogri, more like..lol

Most times when ignorant people say Honda no good, I just say ask Piyke. I also have a Honda accord that has been faithful since 2013. I'm so attached to the car that I don't even have it in me to sell it. I just say make my bro still dey drive am first

The man is an invalid, end of! But his hungry urchins keep urging him on. I can't wait for 2023 to come. Na devil go punish anybody wey ask for urgent 2k. If you love suffering, live it and love it with your full chest!

Lol. Bathing on duty. Village people on the beat! See the tiny bruise wey put this one behind bars

cooooooks:
A man with settled status will not marry a married lady with kids.

how will the man with settled status know she is married with kids, IF she doesn't disclose it? Lol e be like say you no know women. Women are worse with sexual discipline than men! Far far worse. How do I know? Back in the day, I had babes, tons of babes. Me and my guys were getting more ass than a toilet seat, but none in my circle had ever slept with a married woman. We still respected boundaries. On the other hand, to find a girl that will swear she hasn't had something to do with a married man, e hard. If dem no do am for school, dem go do am for service, if not then, they will do it to get a job, it not then, they will do it at a job.

Now we don marry, to the best of my knowledge, my gees haven't cheated on their wives yet. I haven't cheated on my wife. On the other hand, I know 3 babes that confided in me that they have stepped out on their husbands, right here in Naija o.. and the husbands don't know till this day. One of those three, didn't disclose she was married to the person she had an affair with while her husband travelled for a year course in the UK.

My family moves together, or we don't move at all! If dem dey tell you say it can be done leaving your wife/husband for months/years, I won't say impossible, but I will say there will be crack that will show someday. The 3 families I mentioned all have cracks, but they don't know, as they are covered FOR NOW. What happens when the cat gets out of the bag in 5,10,12, 20 years will now be the lesson on why separating from your family for a lengthy period of time is a bad idea. I know damn well if I don't get puss for 6weeks I'll start bouncing off walls . So if my wife wants to leave me for 6 months she knows damn well I will cheat, and with what I have seen in this life she knows I won't trust that she hasn't either. So I choose to not let us be in that position at all.

Shevchenkko:
Actually I have a fiance who is from Nevada. She's white and will send me an invitation once my interview is fixed

ma nigarrrrr! Lol

The sarcasm in this article is top-notch!!!!! Most won't even catch it. The writer is a Sarcastus Emeritus!

Irupetepete:
Applied last year, shifted 5 times till today...
Slated for 7am,i was there at 6am,did interview at 10:20..

Consul=what are you going for in New Jersey
Me = holiday....
That was the only question asked, next thing na blue slip... Almost 100 people I saw, only 3 people were given and the type of grilling they gave them hennnn,
One family of 5,their papa Don travel tire sotey he bind 2 passport together....
Another family of 3 then an elderly man on wheel chair... Be like say the daughter na citizen...


I got scholarship of 40k dollars, reject
Going for masters, reject
I just came back from UK, reject
I just this, I just that, na reject....

One even came with a recommendation from a senator, he said he lives in the presidential villa, reject....

If you have no reasonable reason you are traveling, no just go waste your time o.
Prayer and grace? Well, you might be lucky but FYI, my passport Don dey psalm 121 from January hehehehehe...
I Don climb mountain, I Don climb rock, Don go ikeji, all na o.y.o...

As you dey near dem, their hand is already close to the blue paper...
This journey cost me 62k...
Lodging, Uber to embassy, menu etc..

Justwise..

For now, I don shift focus commot from travel, I Wan hustle like this....
What I decided today is to get to a height where I don't need to go queue for visa of any country...

brethren, you are funny . Try climb fraggle rock brotherly, signal strong there.

Again??!!

OP na to dey sleep in the car with cutlass ooo

seunpinky:
I owe u no response, as at last night I had typed a breakdown of how this was achieved but when I saw ur other posts I knew u weren’t worth the explanation.
Just so u know I am married and I and my spouse earn well above 100k cad per annum. So put this into ur analysis and stop looking for holes. I don’t need to proof anything to u

whatever floats your boat...

ednut1:
has the op not done that on page 1 Make una no dey stress person abeg

lol. Nezzjnr ask Megastu. I think his analysis would be more real than OP's

Nezzjnr:


Let's say I'm earning 100k Annually.

After deduction of taxes and Monthly payments like Insurance... House e.t.c

How much will I be left with at a rough estimate

ask Ednut1, he is in the best place to answer you.

Nezzjnr:
Be calming down

But someone earning 100k annually

Won't he be able to save up to 120k under 2 years in Cad

not likely, unless he is pinching pennies. There are taxes that bring it down. The more you earn, the more you pay. After taxes, you now face the expenses. Baba still went ahead and said there are many people doing it. Imagine all those kin lamba.

NuCypher:
I live abroad too, and the problem with talk like this is that it's not the complete truth. Dude probably came to Canada with a lot of money saved from working for several years in a solid company in Nigeria, else there's no freaking way you are buying two houses in 16 months and saving 120k. How much you come dey earn? How much be your salary? How much you dey pay as tax? Even someone working in a FANNG can't save 100k in a year in the first year of working. But of course, if you come from Nigeria with a sizeable amount like 50million naria, you can easily complement it with your savings from here and buy your two houses, if the story is true. Working in a FANNG, you best bet is saving 80k CAD a year in your first year of working, and that's with the most minimal expenses too and no kids. With kids, a non-working wife, and lots of expenses, you best bet is no more than $40k in savings in a year. Let's tell the truth. But that's still better by far than what you can save working in Nigeria where anyone can shoot you on the street at any time.

he is CFO of Facebook Canada chapter
I can't comprehend how grown men with phalluses btw their legs will just tell incomplete truth to score cheap points. Like what is your gain? Especially in this age where anything can be verified easily. It is quite disappointing, and these are people living in the 'saner' climes that you would expect to be very impressive, composed and circumspect.. Just falling hand up and down. It is well

seunpinky:
Post modified as I realized that u weren’t worth my time… peace be unto u

post modified when you realized I have punched holes in your story. Fact is you weren't telling the truth, and your padi don mention a key factor you failed to mention..and just like the story of my friend up there on this page 3, if we look well enough there is prolly more to discover. Another one bites the dust. Just resorting to telling lies or incomplete truths just to sound smart or win arguments, for what??. Even the natives of these countries no dey carry am for head like you lot. Just say things as they are, be straightforward, it is so easy. Imagine this painment, simply cos I called you out on a very 'red flag' kinda statement. If you had ignored or simply told the truth, there would have been no argument..or painment. You'd still be in Canny and I'll still be in Naija. I honestly dont understand you guys, it gets more disappointing each day interacting with some of you. Fact is you alluded all the prosperity to Canada, incase you forgot. Who goes to Canada and in 16months has 120k cash to pay for down-payment and still has plenty to spare, and there isnt more to it? How I go gulp that one, when I no be mumu.

Peace be unto you too.

pocohantas:
Nice, but I want 2018 GLE 450.

I’ll protect it like this after purchase.

corolla 2003-2008 users take note.

Poisoning. Hmm human beings

How most did not see the sarcasm in OPs post, is something to be studied

PoliteActivist:
Well see below. And there are other places too

brotherly, illegal immigrants are very very different from non-citizens. Non-citizens are legal with a green card..big difference. How illegal immigrant wan vote na. Inpossicant! And this is fact, I have many illegal friends, so I know. Anyone cheating the system somehow doesn't make it the norm o, and by the time they face the music for their actions they won't update you.

OvertheTop:
Do you mean You still invest in 9ja from Abroad?
That means you still have the desire to come back to Rip the benefits of the investment. or Plan to retire back in Nigeria
I'm I right?

what areas are you investing? Real estate?
I'm looking for ideas and inspiration.
I want to learn.

build malls in strategic areas, and thank me for years to come. Just 1 of this sef don do, if you can do more than one your own don better. Retirement wey pass that one, I never see. When I jam bastard money, that is what I'm gonna do. Rental income from property in Ikoyi may even struggle to match rental income from just one store in a mall at Yaba.

We told you, you wet toesies. Up Russia!

Last Last definitely winning in that category.

Oya naw lesgooo! My baby girl is winning at least 1. I love it when actually talented people make it and get the deserved recognition. It gladdens my heart so very much.

Not some noisemakers or even actual mad men like portable that Nigerians choose to swoon over.

Stupid boy! Lol. Even the top notch healthcare couldn't save him...haha