Elections since 1999 to 2011 na abracadabra. The numbers of total voters since 2015 to 2023 is less than previous year's Elections

Only OBJ once had 24m votes thats excluding other parties. Same with Jonathan, who had 22m votes in 2011, minus other parties. GMB had 15m votes 2twice and Atiku had 12m.

Now BAT got 8m+ votes, just few millions above others.

I saw this video on tiktok and I was livid. Sex in the public in Nigeria I not a crime. If the act is consensual, couples are 18yrs+ and of opposite s3x, it didn't happen in a religious place.

If I were that bros, I go chase the boy with stick and beat the hell out of him. What rubbish!

Please know your rights o

This baba checked into an hotel around Leeki and met this fine newly recruited receptionist girl that I know. The baba was used to warm reception from staffs and former receptionist any time he checked in.

But this new girl no sabi am. The baba was shocked and mentioned his name. But the name no ring bell as omo aseh wey the babe be na. Na so baba vex say, I go let you know me. He just dash the babe $1k cash. I see the money when this girl brought it home. He still dash am brand new Sony Ericsson phone that time.

I use egbon adugbo collect from the money sha

CaptainFM1:


I'm interested in knowing how they do that artificial hymen. Cos this Damilola wey dey screen like she has vaginismus fit don do it artificial hymen too. Man for 4 times now, I no fit thread the eye of her needle and I'm damn sure she's a shameful giver. Maybe anytime she's coming to my place, she don rub the artificial shit block the hole. The screaming sef dey piss me off....

Bro, some virgins are like that. I have experienced one that took me many attempts b4 i succeeded. Some girls can endure the sharp pain and get it done first attempt. So just calm down and keep trying

Satisfaction is bed has nothing to do with virgin. If a new born baby did not feed well, the mama will know from the cry. Can we now say how can a baby know it has fed well or not. Its a physiological phenomenon

I visited my friend in Akure for my Teaching Practice. Saturday morning, dem call me to come dining table. The vegetable soup na 7 lives. The stew na die! The amala dey comot steam steady. As dem open one closed stainless plate on the table, na so I see this animal prostrate inside.

I said laye laye! I no dey chop. I never see where people dey chop am b4 in my life

I remember when a police man called me to claim that he was a dispatch rider, that had something to deliver to me. He came to my house in a Sienna with others and identified himself as police officer.

He said they were on the trail of an armed robbery suspect, so they discovered that I was in contact with the suspect thru investigation. He asked to check the phone number of the suspect on my phone. Truecaller now displayed the name, na so this officer wan change am for me say sebi I said I didn't know the suspect and that how come I have the number.

Na there hot argument start. I was so bold and confident because the Truecaller excuse he was trying to lob over me was so lame and childish. I told him how Truecaller works. Yet, he was still arguing with me. He then tried to show me the suspect's picture on his phone. Lo and behold, Truecaller displayed my name on his phone as I was the last person he called. I quickly raised my voice that see Truecaller on your phone and you dey argue with me since. Na there their body come down.

If I was not bold and sure of myself, them for use me cash out that day

A D&C I experienced made the lady to bleed for almost 3 weeks. She was changing pads like 8 times daily. I'm not joking o. It came with cramps and some other stomach troubles that was later diagnosed to be pelvic inflammatory disease PID. We went for re-evacuation, the bleeding didn't stop.

Last last the bleeding stopped after almost 3 weeks

Don't take the injection, the bleeding will stop.

I introduced my girlfriend to my friend. 24hrs later, he called me that he would like to f×ck my girlfriend and he hopes I won't get angry.

I was like WTF

I'm in similar situation. I have a baby with someone I'm not even sexually attracted to. No love, just agreement to have a child. She hopes the baby would bring love but on my side, I don't feel same way.

Lobata.

My babe sent 1k airtime to me this morning. I automatically thought my 4k debt go don swallow am. I knew I didn't have any extra time left but I've been making calls since. This news now just made me check my balance. Na that 1k I dey make calls since morning

The bible already give us expo of what will happen in the end. Charity and philanthropy is the gate pass to heaven, not church attendance or miracle works

This stuff is real. My sister had similar experience before and while she was married until someone helped to separate them b4 she had a child(only child) in her marriage till date.

Europe is broke. War in Ukraine is dwindling their resources. I think Saudi is leveraging on that to cut something big for their football

Holla at me for your survey once you get the property.

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When I was driving my uncle's tipper truck in 2014, the break failed at Pako bus stop Akoka, na so I jam one jeep. I was sweating seriously. The damage on the car no be here.

When the driver of the car come out, na woman she be and she turned out to be my primary school mate. At first, I didn't know how to address her because she looked so fresh and stubby. She sha allow me go and didn't collect money

I heard people selling tiles at Orile, praying that the blood of Jesus should kill their enemies. I was like: sebi this blood is for redemption, when did it turn to biochemical weapon?

My first JAMB result in 2004 had someone else's name on it but my candidate number was there. I collected the result at their Ikoyi office that year.

One of the officers there told me to just write another exam because I said I wanted to write to Salim, the JAMB registrar that year

Bro, get a brake oil/fluid and apply. It works like magic. It's not an infection rara at all. I have had it b4.

Go and buy it from spare parts sellers or get it from a vehicle onwer

That address is wrong. There's no Babatunde Ajose in Lekki phase 1. Only Babatunde Anjous dey.

I watch porn too. I have a baby mama and a girlfriend. I'm ok with my girlfriend. But I noticed a time when a neighbour offered me free kpekus twice, I couldn't do it.


Although, anxiety played a major role. Firstly, when the said neighbour came with kpekus, that day, I already had 3 rounds of s3x during the evening b4 going home. Plus I was drunk and weak.

2ndly, I had a friend at my place when the 2nd opportunity came. We wanted to do a quickie behind my window. But my friend would see me in action if he by mistake looks through the window. So I was nervous and as a result, I didn't get election.

As I'm typing like this, I'm with my girlfriend to test my manhood if porn has damaged me or not.

Hold on for feed back

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Upholstery business.. After I finished school, I knew that university certificate isn't just enough to survive this country, so I approached my friend who's in the business already to teach me how to make chairs, beds, etc..

He agreed. My plan was to ghost NYSC and spend the one year learning at his workshop. After 3 weeks orientation camp, I returned home. As I was getting down from okada like this, na my uncle I see. His tipper truck driver was drunk and left his truck in the middle of a major roundabout. Because I knew how to drive it, he pleaded that I helped him drive to offload the sand in the truck at the destination and bring the truck back home. That was how I spent the whole one year driving. That was 2014. Now I be uber driver.

Early this year, I accompanied my Upholstery friend to Ikoyi to get a contract that requires reading terms and conditions and signing some papers. The job is 1.4m naira. I com dey look myself

chemla:
I guess this is a fake headline news. There is no news about the cencus ad-hoc training taking place, please any local government doing accreditation is a plot to cutoff some approved people. Wise up and check for legit news

It's not fake oo. The population office I went to is at Agunbiade Street somolu, Lagos. Many people are there. The queue of 7 people that I went in with were all told that our names wasn't on the list. In fact, a woman there sold one form #200 to everyone

Ahmed0336:


Bro, I just called someone from their headquarters in Abuja and he confirmed that no one gave them the go ahead to do such.
If you have people from other part of the country, kindly confirm from them.

So this accreditation was not directed from Abuja?
I don't know anyone up there to call. Your likes are useful in this matter.

Ahcu22:
Check to see whether you can get the list for your state. Check your name. I checked my name with Bayelsa state list

I don't know where or how to get it

Ahmed0336:
I'm beginning to find this story doubtful.

There's no news or anything regarding accreditation at the moment, it almost happened two weeks back but was postponed.

Definitely, I think the census will be postpone due to lack of funds to pay Ad-hoc staff.
For now, no information yet from the chairman.

No doubt am o. I was there yesterday and today. My sister got accredited on monday.

PieceOfPeace:
At my own accreditation center, they were calling names ward by ward. The annoying thing is they were calling at the same time. Why didn't they paste the list instead for applicants to check and do the necessary accreditation?

Some States didn't do this shitty process. I felt like i was in year 1999 today. 😌

I just wonder why not paste the list for everyone to see. In 2006 when i did Enumerator, the list was on the wall for everyone to see your name and your partner

Chudyfuto:
Try meet the TCC (training center coordinator) and calmly explain to him or her.... He can fast track and help faster than the comptroller... Make sure you attend the training

I don't know how I can meet such person or even the office

Primusinterpares:
My brother... The coordinator wanna replace your name... Nor agree... Follow up bumper to bumper

I saw one of their staff writing names on another sheet of papers. The more reason I knew the man was lying was when he asked for my surname and punched the keyboard, he then asked for my other names. There and then I knew right away that my name was there, he just asked my other names to be sure