₦airaland Forum

softysparky:
When in a commercial bus some will first ask you how much is transport fare, then ask if you are paying with 100 naira change, play with their hair, stare at you, step on your toe then say sorry, complain about traffic, bad roads, lasma, police or driver's driving and when all these green lights didn't work she will remember that she has been sweating profusely and look for a hand fan to fan you both (expecting you to say something like thanks).

If you still ignore her, she will keep reminding the conductor her bus stop for you to hear and do the needful before she gets down.

5columnist: Pessimists... Nothing can ever satisfy Nigerians especially Nairalanders

Cumreal: Cause i felt more mature men with experiences in this area can give advice.

ITbomb: Normally , you should outgrow it but till then
1. Always counter the feeling. Train your mind to see it as disgusting and dirty. Pride yourself to be a Prince and a Prince should not dwell in filth.
2. Remember how worthless n energy drain u feel after each act, imagine using that time and energy to learn something that will bring you more money and possibly real girls.
3. Avoid watching pornn , sexxplicit music like u say u did. If you so much like Davido etc music and u see naked girls there, instead of imagining to fvrk them, see them as disease-carring slut that Wizkid or his gang had already sleep with over and over again. (Would you like to with someone u know many people have slept with before?) . Buy the audio or better still get some other hot music.
4. Go to church always, even if you dont want to be born again, just interact with them (they say bad company corrupts good manners). If there is nothing to do , when u feel the sensation coming, dont stand to fight it, run out to where people are and stay there till you are distracted.
5. First thing first, delete all those bookmarked , videos and pics from your fone right now.

Dyt: Wetin u advice am?

toygod2: REMEMBER TO COMB UR HAIR BFO U LEAVE UR HOUSE

Floxyluv: In the morning, go to the gym with her, then take her to a supermarket to shop for breakfast, then in the afternoon take her to a nice fast food joint, in the evening, take her to aboki stand, then buy her chicken suya, later take her to a nice cool spot, for goat pepper soup and beer. You can also go to cinemas, beach, you can to the spa with her etc. Goodluck!!!!

ogugua88: "I will think about it" means she's probably not that into you. Every woman fantasizes about an array of scenarios for every potential bf that crosses her path. If she likes you, then she wouldn't hesitate.

mikeuz: Ugly is far 4fm me, handsome is nearer to me.

engrtee: TELL HER DIS.....SAY YES OR I KIL U.she wil say yes

tobechi20: CHURCH

sweetcocoa: ^You are definitely crazy,I understand being naughty but that was way outta line,insulting my pop for no reason?you went deep but you were lucky i had an important appointment, if not the way i would have come down on you could crash Seun's site.

Honestly i didn't\don't care about the fact that you picked on me,i'm not new to that on here and its fun sometimes but you not when it wasn't deserved and why bring parents into the nonsense?i just gave you a tiny piece of my mind so next time,tread very carefully with me,its a warning.

sweetcocoa: Well i opened it and you can't do anything about it.

Actually you are more annoying,you keep posting thrash every other day,not everyone has time for that.

honeric01: You self, wetin dey do you? do you want people to advice you or you want to act like a mad man too? would it be nice to run after a mad man naked just because the mad man/woman ran away with your clothes while you were bathing?

kulboy: @OP I think you are mentally deranged...

kulboy: @OP I think you are mentally deranged...for f*#ks sake you facking created the thread not sweetcocoa..
Go get your head examined

kulboy: @OP I think you are mentally deranged...for f*#ks sake you facking created the thread not sweetcocoa..
Go get your head examined

sweetcocoa: Na OP bring the insults on himself,why tell people not to insult him,that alone is even the main reason why people are insulting him coupled with the fact that he posts annoying stories.

odum desmond: Nigerians are very funny people. Here is a fellow young man who has opened up his heart to tell us his emotional problems and seeking our candid friendly advice. And all most of you have to offer is nothing but insults and criticism. He is here cause he thinks there are mature minds that would offer advice but alas most people here are even "emptier" and bunch of confusion than the predicament the young man has found himself. Young man I think what you ve got to do is to set your priorities right! Do you love her? Can u stand for her through good and bad times, are u ready to give up all for your love for her! If u do, u don't need to get her pregnant now. Continue in what you believe, continue to love, cherish and build your future with her. Its easy to conquer her father, I bet you no father will say no to a mature, successful and responsible young man asking his daughter out, so work on you inside and then conquer her, her family and your and win them all to believe and aspire to your dreams for her!

Nov1ce: If you had not censored insults, I'd have called you a NUTJOB... But since you did, I'll refrain from doing that.

Guy, If you think getting her pregnant will solve the problem, then you must be joking...Seriously!

Well seems you've got cash thats why you were able to move to another apartment and your mom was able to get the attention of the police abi... Think about the consequences, you'll probably suspend or even stop her education, then you'll have two people to cater for (the girl and her schooling, and the baby...which is way more expensive).

In my opinion, if you truly love this girl, let her finish school first and if by then she's still heads over heels for you[b](Because from the look of things, you are her first real relationship... It might just be all the emotional jiggy-jiggy that's making think she loves you to that extent)[/b], then start marriage proceedings FIRST by settling with your own family before you move to her family.

PLEASE LEAVE THE GIRL ALONE OOOO!!!