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FROM JANUARY UP TILL DECEMBER, THIS IS OFFICIALLY THE DUMBEST THREAD OF 2020.

No oo, na 2021 we dey now

Try and get "action pesticides", mix with water and spray it Monday and Friday. And how large is the cultivated area?

What a great loss. I pitied him


The flu have been roaming around for almost 3 months now. He should have been aware of it before now

tehilah92:
It's not true my dear, eg, a night before he left for his orientation camp, he started a fight for no reason, I kept calm, watched him, I don't respond always Sha, he stormed out of the house, I tried calling he refused picking up, only for him to return and pretend like all was fine, well I checked his phone while he was asleep and saw a text of him promising another woman of going to secure their future together! When I showed him, he begged, that it was just to decieve the other lady, I just shook my head, remained calm, excorted him to the park, he kept begging till his bus left the park, if i keep quiet he will say am ignoring him, I talk he will say am talking back, just no worry, he was a handful

Hmmmm...

Pls, why checking his phone? That's where most of you ladies give yourself unnecessary headache. Checking his phone is like writing letters to a lots of things e.g HBP, stomach pain, HEARTache, running stomach and total loss of peace of mind. If we pray not to die young, not checking our partner's phone is one of the remedy.

tehilah92:
This is my first time of doing this on nairaland, please pardon any mistakes.
I met and started dating my boyfriend, though now ex, in 2013 while in my first year, he was in his third year, though there were other girls I didn't get know about till after 3 months of dating him, baby t somehow he dumped others and I was the only one left, so I thought..,
He kept on cheating, I kept forgiving, even after his graduation, we continued, everyone knows about us, almost everyone was seeing us couple of course we were seeing ourselves too, hahaha, we even planned how our wedding would look like, but then he is a woman beater, my mouth no kukuma good if quarrel start but he always starts the fight, his cheating part became something else, he even slept with my best friend's kid sister, hmm, as usual he apologized, and mumu in love, I forgave, after my graduation, a year later I went for service, though I went before him, now the problem, I served in a rural area, no light, poor Network, anytime he calls and am unavailable, he concludes am with a man, he will insult me and everything around me, after much insults, I decided to walk away for good, though it hurts that I wasted almost 7years with him, I was hoping he would change but it only got worse, if I endure and marry this one I will die of maybe BP or beatings, has anyone experienced this before?

Your life should come first in any thing you re doing which includes your peace of mind and happiness, anything that will hinder that doesn't worth it. You had had your fair share... I had mine too

Psych412:
Some men foolishness are more than a simp

What's up

Oldoinyolengai:
Why is God ruling his worshipers in a contradicting way?

Why is he telling one band polygamy is legal while to others it's illegal?

Why to others it's normal to feast on pork and illegal to others?
Do all theists believe in one God?

You are making points

I think this should make Front page for wider elaboration

But las las, eventually, futuristically , later later... They will be released.






BUT I PRAY THEY SHOULDN'T

Avatecc:

Pls, this space is not for sale oo, 419 BEWARE!

Lyydia:
These guys have blocked many opportunities for Nigerians(scholarships, online business, jobs ) .

Sometimes, immediately a client from freelance sites knows u re from Nigeria. What comes to their head is fraud.

They did the crime, I m glad they will do the time.

I'm interested in buying this space. How much?

Kobojunkie:
There are also different Satans. If you read each religious book you would note the differences.

For instance, in judaism, and Christianity, Satan is a servant of God, doing God's bidding too.

Shed more light to it pls

haydeey:
Before we started dating, we did less chatting cos we see each other more..

But during this whole lockdown of a thing, I realized she doesn't even know how to flow well in chats

That's not even my problem, my problem is that she keeps complaining I don't chat with her well, I don't communicate with her.. Bla bla..

But what would i say to someone that replies with monosyllabic words.. Even when I try to crack a joke, she just sends laughing emojis, if I try to start up a reasonable conversation.. All she replies is with "hmmm.. Yeah", "well", "true" etc

And she keeps chatting me up

NB: I've talked to her about this
Since I talked to her about it, she has been saying.. Ehn, I prefer to chat with "those I think are in my level"

I don't even know what to do to her

Maybe, your English is too thick for her to comprehend

Wetin baba abass no go see for gate!

JeffreyD1:
Only one God worshipped in different ways

Not to some people bro

I keeps wondering and it keeps baffling me how some people(or some religion) claims to being worshiping different God different from the other religion/s. If so, then, there should be different Satan tackling the worshipers of each God but no, we both admit that there is only one Satan, and if so, then, there should be only one God.

Please, what is /are your views concerning this?

Anuoluwa1234:
Tell the wicked, it shall never be well with them, shallom
I can't even imagine, the number of peaceful homes this demon had destroyed tru his rape act etc

Every day for the thief one day for the owner

starbuck:
The rich keeps evolving round the rich

... But not always

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
What da fuckkkk! Nor be only swazzi na Arnold Schwarzenegger! Low budget asss artiste

Be a real niggarrr
That girl posses the slim body that represents the true beauty of a woman
Let me tell you a secret
Slim girls are the most beautiful in every thing
They are clean down there without odour because their thigh is slim enough not to choke thier vagina
Thier camel toe or rather the outline of thier labia majora in tightly fitted clothes like leggings is too sexy and beautiful
Talk about deepness...they are deep down there and can accommodate anything that comes in
Tell them to sit on you during coitus...they will give you a sweet ride and wet your dickkk with both foaming, watery, sticky and slippery liquid
A big shout out to all my slim ladies. Slim girls anyday anytime twice on Wednesday

You no well

You wan bake the corpse?

SIRKAY98:
Never this kind post again if you dont hv picture of the deceased woman

Or you wan resurrect?

immaculatesense:
A little insult sha...anyways...I will let it slip...but pls always b polite with ur statements...we are all diff on dis forum...some of us just air our views while some argue blinding...pls note my name...wen u c my post...or comments,its just my opinion...pls dont insult me...thanks

No offence, I'm not trying to insult you, and if it looks like one, my apologies.

PrincessB1:




The typhoid i know is caused by salmonella thyphi which is gotten from unknown contaminated food and drinks we ingest.

While malaria is caused by plasmodium species gotten through the bites of an infected female anopheles mosquito.


This BadRadio wanna miseducate us
I think we need to repair this Radio ASAP

You get time to shalaye ooo

oyeb15:
Its a gift, but its not meant for you to benefit but someone you decide to love or hate. [/b]If you are not yet married, just look for a guy that is humble, obedient to u and you can control[b]. Marry him and love him and you will enjoy d gift together.
But the spirit can be fiery sometimes to make d beneficiary misbehave to d source. Endure and caution him.

You know sometimes some people head can be using tiger batteries

Darkharvest:
Story, I don't believe in such Bilge.

we humans most times don't used to until we served as an example. I pray you experience it NOT

I love this...

EliteBiz:
I believe they are possessed with a very bitter entity(demon). This is life, someone will always offend you, the entity will make their life miserable and let them to be isolated and alone(can lead to serious depression and later on suicide). This entity can be inherited and also could have been attached to them due to activity they have carried out in the past, might be sex etc.

They are currently in a covenant with the entity(demon).

Solution : They need to live a holy life in other to block portals to any other entities. Then break the covenant, after, cast and bind the entity and anhilate. This can be carried out only through serious Fasting and Prayer (not a joke).

This is not religion, This is Spiritual Warfare.
Shalom.

RIP TO THE DEAD

Oluwasaeon:
Don't care

mannyiyke:
Nobody can save from N30k monthly. They go to work, eat and feed themselves. The government should have given the money in bulk and tell the beneficiaries to use it to set up businesses. Do you know that if you don't go to work, they'll quickly put you on hold for a month, after which if your reply to their query doesn't convince them enough, they'll sack you. Those that started business connived with them, or probably they had businesses before they got NPower, and they also gave them some money every month, to avoid being sacked. Some used theirs to complete Master's and PhD programmes. Don't you know that N30K is N1000 everyday? If given in bulk is a huge amount of money, but if given as a stipend of N30K, it's not saveable.

You are right anyways, the money isn't much. T-fare, feeding and some miscellaneous. But mind you, the way we are wired differs, I have someone who can spend 2k or less for a week in order to achieve whatever he wants to. You cut your clothes according to your size. See, if we don't have cash at hand nor where reachable we'll survive in one way or another, it's all about discipline.

We men are being brought up to overcome any circumstances that comes our way.


But e no go easy ooo

Sometimes, I do ask myself if throughly "sin is sin" or "no sin is bigger than the other"!


I'm confused...

immaculatesense:
U no go chop for that two years abi...dey der...saving 720k for d two year program is not feasible for a single unemployed youth dat only survive wit empower...na by fire by force and self denial u go even use save 150k sef

I'm not sure you read it line by line...

I said, "get something out of it" NOT all of it.

Use your glass

No lady would dare sign that lailai...

Olympus wan fall be that

Dobson43:






That they both had sex when they were both drunk can actually land him in hot water. A smart lawyer can turn the matter on its head.

As it stands, the lady has scores she wants to settle with the man and she is willing to go any length to tarnish his image.

I have advised my fellow men to draft an agreement before engaging in fuckery.


...*AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX!*
Due to the current and numerous allegations made by women, which include rape and many other sexual misconduct towards women, there is now an agreement to be signed before any poking "*action*".
Please print a Copy which can be used in the Court of Law .

*AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX*......
I, __________________________, the undersigned Female Partner (herein referred to as the 'Screwee'), am about to enjoy sexual intercourse with________________________ (hereafter referred to as the 'Screwer'), certify the following:-
1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.
2. THAT I am not under the influence of any narcotic. N(s).
3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me.
4. THAT I, the Screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever.
5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him.
6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and neither do I care.
7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk.
8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love SEX and want it as much as he does.
9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation at regular intervals.
10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that,
(a) I contract an STD
(b) I become pregnant
(c) I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise.
*SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED ON THIS* ___ *DAY OF* _____ (MONTH) ________ (YEAR) AT ______ (AM/PM)
________________________________
Signature of Screwee :=-...
PS: Not taking anything for granted...erryting is now strictly bizniz...

ajepako:
Npower to children of the poor

NNPC, CBN, FIRS, etc for children of the elites

God dey..

that is the NIGERIA you and I found ourselves