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Family / Re: Dear Nigerian Males, Stop Dating/marrying Broke & Entitled Girls by TSOM(m): 11:27pm On Jun 20, 2018 |
dangotesmummy:Nofisat, if you paid as much attention to your pepper as you do to issues on Nairaland, maybe Mama Kazeem and her friends wouldn't have blacklisted your stall for selling spoilt pepper. Your crude and brash behaviour got you banished from your village for urinating in the village shrine. Shameless village woman! |
Romance / Re: . by TSOM(m): 11:16pm On Jun 20, 2018 |
Ishilove: Have I interacted with females on Nairaland off Nairaland? Maybe, maybe not. Have met up with a few physically? Maybe, maybe not. Have I made romantic or sexual moves on any? No. Not yet since at such periods I am either involved with someone else or starting something beautiful with someone else. Facebook is just better for several reasons and has a billion advantages over Nairaland. Well, if for some reason what you both have going goes south, either party maintains a level of decorum. You'd think twice before washing your dirty linen on your timeline unlike Nairaland where you have the aggrieved party (male or female) creating alternate monikers to shame or seek the ruin of the other person. |
Family / Re: Dear Nigerian Males, Stop Dating/marrying Broke & Entitled Girls by TSOM(m): 11:04pm On Jun 20, 2018 |
dangotesmummy:Yes, certainly, you are Nofisat the pepper seller. You just proved it. You are hyperventilating with your ill-stringed words and poorly-punctuated sentences coming off as an amateur hoodrat in a cameo scene on the set of a low-budget gangster movie. Dangote's mummy? More like Anini's mummy. Thieves are the only kind of offsprings you'd ever breed. Street urchin! |
Romance / Re: . by TSOM(m): 10:50pm On Jun 20, 2018 |
Ishilove:I have admitted it several times when asked on this forum - online dating is worth it, Facebook dating especially. I know 'cause some of the better women I have had and still have in my life (friends and lovers) are those I 'met' on Facebook before we set out to meet physically. And so far I haven't regretted it. |
Romance / Re: . by TSOM(m): 10:43pm On Jun 20, 2018 |
Humanityfirst: That's the thing- you don't post anything on your profile or have them reading anything on your timeline. That's what inbox conversations are for. All you need do is establish communication with the woman of interest. A simple "Hi", "Hello", "Trust your day is going well enough?" gets everything started. On Nairaland (and other such anonymous and semi-anonymous forums) you are almost driving in pitch-black darkness. |
Family / Re: Dear Nigerian Males, Stop Dating/marrying Broke & Entitled Girls by TSOM(m): 10:23pm On Jun 20, 2018 |
dangotesmummy: Ugh... Too razz! You sell fresh pepper at Oshodi Market with a scarf tied around your waist, right? Nofisat, show some class! |
Romance / Re: . by TSOM(m): 10:14pm On Jun 20, 2018 |
Humanityfirst:Maybe this is authentic; then again, maybe it is not. You'd never find love this way if you are actively seeking for it. Putting your profile out her and scripting your words like you have would only attract desperate folks. Aren't you on Facebook? On Facebook you can at least do some 'window shopping': *Check out her pictures to see how attractive, slutty and vain she is or isn't; *Check her post history to gauge how rational, enlightened she is while checking out her attention-craving tendencies; *And a gazillion other prerequisites you'd look out for in a woman you intend to be with. The options aren't even limited to women on your 'friends' list'. Mutual friends and active or passive users in groups and on pages can be checked out out. You don't even need to send them friend requests at first . Just add them on Facebook Messenger and work your charm if you please. If you are really who you claim to be - as enlightened and stable as you claim to be - you shouldn't have any problem interacting with women and making moves on the ones you facing. This technique of yours is so 2006 and attracts mostly the wrong women. 1 Like |
Family / Re: "I Beat My Wife Everyday, Yet We Are The Best Couple On Earth" – Pastor Jackson by TSOM(m): 4:20pm On Jun 20, 2018 |
Whether she antagonizes you or not, beating a woman only makes her fear you - she'd never respect you. Men who beat women always seem to forget this. 49 Likes 2 Shares |
Education / Re: Youtube Has Blocked MIT Educational Content For 4 Days by TSOM(m): 9:48am On Jun 20, 2018 |
nairalandaddict: Exactly! The ubiquitous, happy-go-lucky ones on this forum are unsurprisingly avoiding this thread. About the OP; I think MIT should upload her videos and archived lessons on a dedicated website like EDX and Coursera do. Dedicated users will still access it. I know 'cause I visit EDX every alternate day and the activities in the forums are crazy. Those seeking knowledge would port to any open-source forum MIT chooses. 1 Like |
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo ‘accepts’ Two-year Suspended Jail Sentence And €18.8m Fine by TSOM(m): 9:00pm On Jun 15, 2018 |
Bossontop:There's always bias during Barça-Madrid rivalry/argument. Neither side is ever fair to the other side. On this issue , I am proudly biased and openly so. |
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo ‘accepts’ Two-year Suspended Jail Sentence And €18.8m Fine by TSOM(m): 8:12pm On Jun 15, 2018 |
Bossontop:Tapnaldo has a suspended jail sentence but he's been recorded as a felon all the same. Messi had to pay a fine. Divenaldo is a convict. Good news. Just waiting for someone to fracture that demonic prick's (Sergio Ramos') limbs during the course of the world cup (if he escapes unhurt today.) |
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo ‘accepts’ Two-year Suspended Jail Sentence And €18.8m Fine by TSOM(m): 7:53pm On Jun 15, 2018 |
Bossontop:Behind bars or not, it doesn't matter. Penaldo is a convicted felon and that's what we like. A new nickname for him : Jailnaldo. |
Romance / Re: Ladies, No Matter How Hot A Nigerian Guy Is, Never Ask Him Out by TSOM(m): 8:42am On Jun 14, 2018 |
GrammarNazi1: Wrong! The text in the screenshot do not correspond with your grammatical errors, not to mention validate your errors. The ellipses on either side of the word or phrase indicate they are part of a sentence so when being corrected or quoted, the highlighted word or phrase should begin with an uppercase letter. You always fail to use quotation marks. Always. Here are comparisons (highlighting a phrase to be corrected) using a comment by a fictitious moniker, NAIRALAND234: Thank you, Mr. Olawale, for saying Okun peoples deserves more from the Yahaya Bello's government. a) ...people deserve more... The above example of corection is actually wrong and flouts several grammatical rules...rules you always flout. The above is exactly how you always correct. b)"...People deserve more..." The second example is exactly what I'd type. All grammatical rules are obeyed. The quotation marks indicate the word or phrase highlighted part of another person's comment which is being corrected, not yours. Again, wannabe 'Grammar Nazi', follow all grammatical rules if you want to be what you claim to be. Go the whole nine yards of it. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Ladies, No Matter How Hot A Nigerian Guy Is, Never Ask Him Out by TSOM(m): 9:51pm On Jun 13, 2018 |
MariaLavina: Advice in itself isn't exactly quantifiable. "Some advice" would negate that assertion of advice not being quantifiable so I'd rather it isn't used. "A piece of advice" would be the same as saying "...A cup of water..." or "...A drone of noise..." which is alright. |
Romance / Re: Ladies, No Matter How Hot A Nigerian Guy Is, Never Ask Him Out by TSOM(m): 9:37pm On Jun 13, 2018 |
GrammarNazi1: First off; begin all sentences with uppercase letters. Secondly; when referring to a person's comment or statement or highlighting a word, phrase, sentence to correct it, use quotation marks. Also, the phrase being highlighted and enclosed by quotation marks with ellipses should begin with an uppercase letter. In this case, it should be "...A piece of advice..." when correcting the person. If you actually want to be a 'Grammar Nazi', then go the whole nine yards of it - your command of the English Language must be perfect. 10 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: Ladies, No Matter How Hot A Nigerian Guy Is, Never Ask Him Out by TSOM(m): 8:00pm On Jun 13, 2018 |
Lalas247: mhisbliss: Score one for hirsute men, again. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Women Cannot Handle Rejection At All: My Experience by TSOM(m): 5:31pm On Jun 13, 2018 |
IamD18: Ishilove: That came from somewhere but I'm glad it caught on. TheSonOfMark: https://www.nairaland.com/3312509/support-struggle-independence-palestine-senator#48829441 I remember every word-phrasing I coin and use. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Literature / Re: Bookland....home Of Books by TSOM(m): 6:54pm On Jun 12, 2018 |
victorlekan: All of these and his latest work, 'Origin', are available on the internet, even for free download. You'd better concentrate on harder-to-access books like Mario Puzo's works and African authors. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump-kim Singapore Summit:trump, Kim Share Historic Handshake by TSOM(m): 10:49am On Jun 12, 2018 |
shamecurls: Mention the BBC or some other mainstream broadcasting media if you will, but do not mention CNN. CNN has never been objective and has been exposed countless times for driving a biased narrative. |
Romance / Re: Are Ladies Entitled To Transport Fare? by TSOM(m): 8:49am On Jun 12, 2018 |
Colourich:"Fucck"; that's exactly what you tell him and them when you finish negotiating your pay, undréss and lay on the couch when you go visiting in their apartments, right? In the throes of passion with lips interlocked, you splay your hands across his chest, disentangle yourself from his lips then push him back. "Wait. James, wait. I need to ask you something." He sucks air in 'cause he can barely think, erection as hard as steel, he can barely hold on. You take that as the sign to go on. "James, I need to make my hair. My rent is expiring and there's a wedding coming up and I don't have money for the designated cloth and style for the event..." He can barely say decipherable words so he just says," Not now. I'd give you something this weekend." Greedy and selfish and seeking immediate gratification for what's about to happen, you retort, " But I need 'transport money' when I am going home later on." He nods. Satisfied with the immediate result of your leeching skills, you reply, "Alright, James, fucck." And you both have sex. We all know the "transport money" isn't exactly the amount it takes to visit his place and back, it's a 'package' to pay for the time you spent with him, even though he could have given it willingly at his own time but you coerced him to pay you for sex. Yeah, Colourich, "Fucck off" - that's your catchphrase. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Are Ladies Entitled To Transport Fare? by TSOM(m): 8:27am On Jun 12, 2018 |
IamD18:No, not all of them. As much as I'd like to castigate the contemporary Nigerian female with the most scathing remarks, not all are like Colourich- I've had dealings with such different girls for years. They are getting even rarer, they are getting even more influenced by girls like the girl I quoted in my preceding post, they are getting influenced to become that way by the downturn of the economy... But several girls still do not like the idea of them being bought - being paid for their time spent with you in a sexual way- as long as they can share something special with you. Sadly, everyday more 'soldiers of men's-pockets-leeching' like Colourich are being 'recruited' into the 'sex-for-pay army'; sadly. |
Romance / Re: Are Ladies Entitled To Transport Fare? by TSOM(m): 11:37pm On Jun 11, 2018 |
Colourich: Self-demeaning, dimwitted comments like yours are why some members of my gender think all women are disposable pleasure-objects up for sale at a bargain. Ill-thought-out comments like yours reenforce the widely-held belief amongst the menfolk that "transport money" (as you Nigerian girls call it) is the euphemistic term for "sex pay" which would in turn mean you are prostitutés. Prostitute: that's what anyone who expects to get paid for sex in some way ( even though not outrightly called so)is called, right? The moment you are about to leave a guy's place or a hangout with him, look with askance expecting to be given money in exchange for the time you spent with him in a sexual context, you are a PROSTITUTÉ. Turn it around, add flowery words as much as you can, try to morally rationalize it...still, you are a prostitute - you got paid for sex. 7 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: South African Man Ran Away And Left Slaymamas With Bill Of R37,340. by TSOM(m): 12:16pm On Jun 11, 2018 |
Daeylar: Hypocritically ironic coming from a female who prides herself as a feminist all over the pages of Nairaland. You want equality with men but you want us to pay your bills. You should get your head examined! |
Crime / Re: A Lady Parks SUV And Jumps In Lagoon On 3rd Mainland Bridge, Lagos (Video) by TSOM(m): 11:41am On Jun 11, 2018 |
Beremx: Again. Still they'd have you believe all men are scum and women the victims of relationships. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Bose Alao Apologizes To Husband, Rasaq Omotoyossi After Domestic Violence Claim by TSOM(m): 9:49pm On Jun 09, 2018 |
eyinjuege:Smart men have learnt to pile up evidence against such women, not because we are paranoid and vindictive, but 'cause we are the only ones who'd have to defend ourselves when it all goes south. When she starts making violent threats and cursing you out, have audio and video recordings. When she makes allusions to seeing other men, save up evidence by all means. When it all goes south and she spews hogwash knowing it'd hurt you by calling you a woman beater, a perpetrator of verbal assault, a serial cheat..., hit her back with evidence to prove to innocence and to prove her guilty before the world. The heavens forbid I ever get in a romantic relationship with such women but if I ever do, if I ever realize she's such, I swear I'd never have her spewing lies against me to hurt me ever. I'd never be caught of guard. If the Razak guy had archived evidence of his wife assaulting his like she's admitted to now, he should have hit her back publicly to get back at her. All is fair in love and war. |
Politics / Re: We Will Shutdown Aso Rock If Obasanjo Is Touched - ADC by TSOM(m): 3:01pm On Jun 09, 2018 |
The military arm of the rats republic shutdown Aso Rock last year and chased Buhari out. The ADC wouldn't be trailblazers, unfortunately. 9 Likes |
Poems For Review / Re: Fuzzy Spot by TSOM(m): 9:54pm On Jun 08, 2018 |
Ishilove:It can't be that bad. It had a resurgence (if you call it that) in the later stages of 2013 and most parts of 2014. I know 'cause I visited and was sometimes involved, especially at the height of several rivalries here amongst folks like Firestár and others. |
Literature / Re: What Are You Reading Right Now And What Page Are You? by TSOM(m): 9:29pm On Jun 08, 2018 |
olagamalin:Apart from Chimamanda and El Nathan, are there even present day celebrated Nigerian novelists whose books are really thrilling and worth it? Not the usual romance novels or juju tales, some with predictable storylines, that is. Maybe I haven't searched well enough but I can't really pick out any. Have you read any? |
Poems For Review / Re: Fuzzy Spot by TSOM(m): 9:14pm On Jun 08, 2018 |
Ishilove: "TSÔM is not a [clear-cut] poet." ...On the pages of Nairaland. But his every comment has a tinge of poetic spice. Surprised folks still visit this SubSection. Gone are its 2014 glory days. 1 Like 1 Share |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel To File FIFA Protest Against Palestinians Over Argentina Game by TSOM(m): 2:50pm On Jun 07, 2018 |
Kophschmerzen: You've improved. You are learning to mirror my lingua in hopes that it'd make you come up to par to me? Wishes - they mostly end up as what they are : wishes, nothing. Who mentioned anything about the Bible, you diseased newt?! The Israelis claim to their lands are as historically known as the Kyrgzys (which I brought to your knowledge). History has always been on Israel's (Jews) side. Roman and Greek historians of ancient times wrote about them and their lives on these lands they presently dwell on: https://www.firstthings.com/article/2008/05/001-jews-as-the-romans-saw-them https://www.britannica.com/place/Jerusalem/History These are the same world-renowned historians with works everyone look up to. With anti-Semitism at its heights, several Jews were persecuted and had to flee their lands for their survival. Still, their ancestors - and by extension, they - lay claims to these lands. Is Iwobi less Igbo 'cause his family emigrated to the U.K? Is Dele Alli's claim of being Yoruba void 'cause he's birthed by a foreign mother like Jews whose parents married people of other races/ethnicities? Now that evidences have surfaced detailing recounts by credible historians of old about Israelis (Jews in Jerusalem and the surrounding areas), what deflecting argument would you resort to from your bag of cunning tricks? Your inability to rationalize information you've consumed still lends credence to my assertion of your Cerebrum devolving alarmingly. Your retro-intelligence is a mental time machine to to prehistoric times and evolutionists had better study you and document your devolution as evidence to back up their claims. You would not breed! That's not me asking, it's a command. Your inferior genes mustn't be transferred. Right now you rank below a circus monkey intelligence-wise. If you had a comparative I.Q test against four meerkats, you'd come fifth. May your half polar-bear-gnawed-limbs be frozen in the icy plains of Siberia! May giant juvenile crabs have their first feeding frenzy on your scrotum! 1 Like |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel To File FIFA Protest Against Palestinians Over Argentina Game by TSOM(m): 1:49pm On Jun 07, 2018 |
Kophschmerzen: Featherbrained Orangutan, you still haven't been able to negate the factual assertion that Israelis, like Kyrgyzs, have historical claims to the lands they call their country . Negate that, you cururu toad! Would you? How would you? Deflections are ingrained in your genes like your mum lying bold-faced to the man you call "dad" even when your paternity tests proved you are an inbred- her brother fathered you. Jews (Israelis) being offered a part of Uganda was partly a bid by the powers that be to protect them from the murderous wave of anti-Semitism (which still persists till date) in the Middle East but the Jews stood their grounds to dwell in the lands of their history like any indigenous people with dignity would. Same planned mass evacuations and relocations were done to the Indigenous peoples of the Americas, pushing them to secluded reservations but history proves the lands are theirs and they lay claim to it. That they couldn't stand their grounds like the Israelis is partly due to their weak-will. Of course, you'd know none of these. You'd only read up when an argument comes up to argue a point but your understanding of the afore-discussed subject matter is as 'deep' as a snail's ground 'nest' for its eggs. Even Palestines have admitted to meeting Jewish temples before they moved in and even had to build on Jewish settlements, some in ruins. You must have been over-feeding on food supplements smuggled from Chernobyl post-meltdown. Little wonder you are mutating and your Cerebrum devolving. With pre-knowlegde of your condition, your unintelligence and reclusive anti-social rants come as no surprise. Doorknob. That has been your keyword all through like a blogger trying to score high on the SEO statistics. Doorknob; it must remind you of your so-called father eventually shutting the door on you when your paternity test became public knowledge. Awash in scorn and ridicule, doorknobs of people you've ever known turned to close against you, infamous inbred. May your oesophagus be twisted as many times as your have twisted the truth on this thread! May you be afflicted with as many diseases as the characters in your posts! 2 Likes |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel To File FIFA Protest Against Palestinians Over Argentina Game by TSOM(m): 12:40pm On Jun 07, 2018 |
Kophschmerzen: KophSEMEN, you nitwitted, knuckleheaded duck-billed platypus! Eritea was carved out as a sovereign country, did the Eritrean people not exist 'cause their nation wasn't on the the world map? kyrgyzstan Many indigenous peoples like the Mongolians and Kyrgyzs got their own countries carved out for them like Israel for Jews, primarily. These peoples, through the many ways and forced colonizations and near-displacements, have always historically had claims to the lands they call their own, the Jewish people of Israel nonetheless. I dare you to counter the above assertions with evidences from credible sources as against going on randomly like a gas particular obeying Brownian motion. May a gazillion soldier ants take turn giving you blôwjobs for spreading falsehood! May sex-crazed mutant foxes ravage your gonads on a deserted strip of land! Freckle-faced andro-humanoid! 1 Like |
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