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dangotesmummy:


Werey sheshe wo American movie tan, owanso oyinbo tiomo itumo e


What exactly do you want because you have been ranting without saying anything meaningful or reasonable, OK I get it. You want attention abi? I have given you my inestimable attention, happy now?


Oya fok off Koto te

Ishilove:
And none on NL? I hear all y'all wanna do on NL is to hang ladies' legs on burglary proof and administer deek

dangotesmummy:
who is this goat bleating about?

OK typing in my own language qualifies me as razz and classless in your own dictionary. Abi?


Shofe gbo yes I'm razz and classless. After logging out get yourself a damn history book and educate yourself .arindin suffering from inferiority complex. Oponu oshi. Other countries are proud of their language, this twisted half baked supposed graduate thinks she's fly for knowing only how to speak English.

Bob Marley sang a song about mental slavery for people like you
Fela also sang about colonial mentality. I'm sure he envisioned nit wits with shallow brains like you ,hence the song

So I must sell Pepper to be able to type in my language. Really? Your parents apparently wasted money on getting you educated ,because if you were, you won't try to shame me for a language I'm proud of and can speak anywhere. Koto shenu bi obo aja.

Now the next time you want to get into my mention, ojejekoriepe otherwise epe ni mashe fun e so kokoshi Lo. Dumb little hoe

Ishilove:
You sound very experienced. TS.OM, you sef have gone down this route in search of love?

I have admitted it several times when asked on this forum - online dating is worth it, Facebook dating especially.

I know 'cause some of the better women I have had and still have in my life (friends and lovers) are those I 'met' on Facebook before we set out to meet physically. And so far I haven't regretted it.

Humanityfirst:
I do appreciate your honest observation. Yes FB, Instagram or the likes are more suitable for this but for the sake of my ex, my daughter and other people involved, I would hate to use my situation inconvenience anyone of them. On these mention platforms I do have friends that are my ex friends who are my friends wives too...on these platform I do have my in- laws who are wonderful people. How would these people feel if they get one of my post such as these. I chose this medium because I want to be as discrete as possible. i may be wrong by thinking this may work but a trial wont hurt.

dangotesmummy:
You better be ready to get ready to marry or date your fellow man because every woman falls into one of these categories irrespective of nationality

Since we're all terrible, entitled, lazy, beechy etc kuku marry yourselves or better still your mom. It's too much for you people. Kilode gan
You see Virgin you go bash am
You see non virgin, you go still bash am
You see su omo Jesu, still complaint. Una no dey taya. Aseju yin ti poju jare ke koshi Lo

Humanityfirst:
I cant proof any further than this...attached herewith is my work badge. I work for the US Govt. Sorry I do have to cover all info on the badge to protect myself. Hand written is today's date and time in my location (NB: my hand writing is not that bad, I had to use my left hand so my writing wont be recognizable...

nairalandaddict:
They can't understand this type of topic so they wouldn't even comment

Bossontop:
Haba boss, don't be biased na.....messi was also handed prison sentence with his father back in 2017

There's always bias during Barça-Madrid rivalry/argument.

Neither side is ever fair to the other side.

On this issue , I am proudly biased and openly so.

Bossontop:
Heheheh....your body must really be itching u as he is not going there abi
So what will you now call messi yhat had a similar case of tax evesion na??

Bossontop:

Chaiii......barca/messi fans wishing him jail time go get heart attack for dis news oo

GrammarNazi1:
When I quote someone TO CORRECT a grammatical error, the first letter will be lowercase. This is because I use an ellipsis. I can only use an uppercase after an ellipsis if the first word is a proper noun.



The use of quotation marks when I refer to a person's comment or statement is superfluous after I must have cancelled the part of the comment I want to correct. I need quotation marks only if I do not cancel the part of the comment I intend to correct.

The first letter of a quotation must be a capital letter ONLY IF YOU'RE QUOTING A FULL SENTENCE. This is the first letter of a quotation, not when I cancel someone's comment in order to correct.

As you can see from the screenshot below, ONLY DIRECT QUOTATIONS SHOULD BE IN QUOTATION MARKS AND THE FIRST LETTER OF A QUOTATION SHOULD BE A CAPITAL ONLY IF YOU'RE QUOTING A FULL SENTENCE. MY CORRECTIONS ARE NOT DIRECT QUOTATIONS AND MOST ARE NOT FULL SENTENCES!

Here are comparisons (highlighting a phrase to be corrected) using a comment by a fictitious moniker, NAIRALAND234:

Thank you, Mr. Olawale, for saying Okun peoples deserves more from the Yahaya Bello's government.

a) ...people deserve more...

The above example of corection is actually wrong and flouts several grammatical rules...rules you always flout. The above is exactly how you always correct.


b)"...People deserve more..."

The second example is exactly what I'd type. All grammatical rules are obeyed.
The quotation marks indicate the word or phrase highlighted part of another person's comment which is being corrected, not yours.

Again, wannabe 'Grammar Nazi', follow all grammatical rules if you want to be what you claim to be. Go the whole nine yards of it.

MariaLavina:
Quick question : 'A piece of advice ' 'some advice ' which is correct?

GrammarNazi1:
...a piece of advice...

Or

...advice...

Also, the phrase being highlighted and enclosed by quotation marks with ellipses should begin with an uppercase letter.

In this case, it should be "...A piece of advice..." when correcting the person.



If you actually want to be a 'Grammar Nazi', then go the whole nine yards of it - your command of the English Language must be perfect.

Lalas247:
especially the ones without beard....
not worth the risk

mhisbliss:
I love beard gang too but not the goat looking type, they're scary

Score one for hirsute men, again.

IamD18:
And now that's an achievement and a guarantee that your so-called work will make you a millionaire , isn't it?

You sure deserves a high-five with a plastic chair on your face for thinking it's an achievement to dump a lady after wasting her time for two months.


If your work and jobs were your priorities, why start a relationship with her in the first place?

Ishilove:
I have learned a new one today

That came from somewhere but I'm glad it caught on.

TheSonOfMark:
[color=royalblue] Sani Shehu deserves a high-five. In the face. With a plank.

What about Biafra and its struggles? His hypocrisy is nauseating.

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https://www.nairaland.com/3312509/support-struggle-independence-palestine-senator#48829441

I remember every word-phrasing I coin and use.

shamecurls:
Go check your facts again

There is a documentary of it on CNN


Iraq never had a nuclear programme. US allegations were false and nothing was discovered .

ICC is just a toothless court which should have prosecuted Bush.

Colourich:
Fucck off my mention.

Greedy and selfish and seeking immediate gratification for what's about to happen, you retort, " But I need 'transport money' when I am going home later on."

He nods. Satisfied with the immediate result of your leeching skills, you reply, "Alright, James, fucck." And you both have sex.

We all know the "transport money" isn't exactly the amount it takes to visit his place and back, it's a 'package' to pay for the time you spent with him, even though he could have given it willingly at his own time but you coerced him to pay you for sex.

Yeah, Colourich, "Fucck off" - that's your catchphrase.

IamD18:
You even had to explain reasons for calling her a prostitute. They don't worth the stress, just tell'em what they are.

Colourich:
Cos we are doing you a favour by visiting you, it's either you drop us or you give us tfare.


Capisce?

The moment you are about to leave a guy's place or a hangout with him, look with askance expecting to be given money in exchange for the time you spent with him in a sexual context, you are a PROSTITUTÉ.

Turn it around, add flowery words as much as you can, try to morally rationalize it...still, you are a prostitute - you got paid for sex.

Daeylar:


They will carry you out. Tell you to order what you want. When it's time to pay, they run away. Such pathetic men.

Beremx:
The husbands name is tunde works with access bank he did a DNA test for three of his kids last week none were his she killed herself today by jumping in the lagoon.



"Copied from a whatsapp group chat "


Speechless!!

eyinjuege:
But she hasn't denied he's been beating her.
She has only just admitted she also beats him

Kophschmerzen:
Hey you retarded irritant of an alcoholic addicted village idiot loathed by all and scorn by all humanoids. Your kyrgzys assertions is a dumb whataboutism, last time I check those ethnic nationality claim to the land isn't a biblical written.

Do this never do well son of a gun just justify the ethnic cleansing of red Indians, I sure know because of your retarded religious alliance, brain dead simpletons like you would even justify the aboriginal cleansing in Australia.

Last time I check, no know Israeli can trace there ancestor past the third generation to that land. They all came from Europe with past Israeli presidents having German, polish and Austria root. Which part of that's hard for your cancerous dead brain cell to decipher.

Hey you hilly Billy goat with with IQ lower than your shoe size, you come across a badly cared for idiotic ploontron throwing tantrums at the back line when the creator was sharing intelligence.

I now see reasons why the word slowpoke was emblazoned on the birth certificate of all the incest breed losers that crawl out of the diseased loins of your progenitors.

In sane climes, your forebears would have been euthanize for cursing mother earth with your miserable birth.

Kophschmerzen:
Hey your doorknob with an IQ of toilet seat. Your entire house hold must be allergic to common sense. Your senseless spat of bullsh1t just clear all the doubt of generational stupidity plaguing your bloodline.

Start by reading about the deals brokered by America and eastern Europe Jew's for help offered during WW2.

Pray tell why the initial land offer of present day Uganda was rejected by your Zionist god's

In the punditry of stupidity, your hold the ace like Steven Hawkins held the ace in nuclear physics.

In saner climes, waste of conception like you would have be sacrificed on the altar of common sense.

May you be pepped with wired c-4 by blood thirst terrorist to blow out a reinforced bridge.

Kophschmerzen:
Your childhood of misery and pain must be really tormenting you, I ain't the cause of your father sodomising you for the better part of your miserable childhood.


Bullshit from a obvious brain dead simpleton from the gutters. Where was Israel on the world map per 1948. Like I said earlier, get a book you doorknob and stop disgrace your household of slowpoke.

Why did the first settlers have to pay the Palestinians for land, if the land truly belongs to them. That's common sense, Al Jazeera don't broadcast that in there news item.

I pray your entire household is afflicted with biblical times pestilence. You son of a alcohol slumping never do well.