ITgenuis:
My sis just reminded my of this song and I'm so loving it again. Song of the day

IamAirforce1:
All what these cheap #1500 girls be discussing on social media is sex sex sex like it's an achievement .

Ask them to solve a simple mathematics now, you go see excuses.
Bunch of olodos.

naija01:
Suarez needs competition!

Mariangeles:
You mean no pepper??
In Yoruba jollof, the main ingredient is pepper... that's what gives it the red color
So, saucy = peppery

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttt?!

BiafranBushBoy:


You know I was patiently waiting for you to come around!

Just then I discovered that you are just a stupid teacher in a secondary school...

BUSH is a big name! Who doesn't send PMs to people because of pride!

You remember when sonofmark drop some lines for you?

I still have them... don't get me pissed!

You've become a member of the full-on beardgang too?

Welcome to the team, BEARDren.

Enouwem:
We will never change in this country no matter what

VAR!

Jokerman:
Buh Yoruba Muslims want him to vacate the seat after all these good works.....

SolutionMee:
Only health sector

What about other sectors

sanpipita:
Men mocking their fellow man for a near sexual assault on him, but tomorrow when a lady complains about rape they will use excuse of men also get raped to justify rape, they only care about their brothers when they need excuse to oppress women.



Anyway what was he wearing sef? how can he be drinking careless like that around strangers, doesn't he have any shame or what, wonder what his father taught him at home.

lilmax:
this is traumatic and no one should be in this position

I cannot even imagine what he's going through right now

guys we need to be safe, if you are going out make sure you are out with a friend, so as not to be a victim of this, make sure you go for check up

I'd advice he sees a therapist

DonroxyII:
Sincerely speaking, I always love my first date in a restaurant, it give me the opportunity to assess the girl's manners, level of intelligence and smartness ..... In there , our conversation give me insight into who I am dealing with.... If she excel in such environment, next could be a movie (I think a movie is getting intimate) .... Why should I go to movie with someone I hardly know but mere online/Offline acquaintances ........
After restaurants for two dates, Na apartment if she worth my time oooo ..... Time Na ego .... Then we can talk cinemas as friend !

Everybody with their stunts sha , my own Na restaurant for the first date o!

I hate eating out.


I'd rather munch on snacks and drinks than eat 'real' food outside. The only exception is if I am too busy for days to cook. Still, rice, at the very least, is quicker to prepare than most meals so being busy isn't exactly an excuse.

I'm a sucker for well-prepared homemade meals. I always have been since childhood and the females in my life at different points have come to accept and understand that.

I'd state it from the onset. I don't even eat at parties and get-togethers.

And, no, I don't go out with random girls. She has to be my friend first before we progress to dating.

derrydinny:
mr man,wake up to reality, nigerian girls don't give a damn about romantic things, they are more concerned about material things, most are dating men for money and not love, watching a movie in her house? be like sey this guy never go naija babe house

Most? Maybe. All? Certainly not.

Even the heavens would curse me if I tell that much of a lie 'cause I've had such good natured, comparatively content females who just want love and romance and all of the possibilities we can be having each other's back.


That the only females you meet and date are primarily interested in leeching financially is mostly your fault.

You chose such women for yourself, not me.

Don't project your failings in the quest for healthy, romantic relationships on everyone else.

lalanice:
just reading this post one would easily think you are making sense, but I hope people still know that knowing how to write doesn't mean you know what you are saying

Yeah... Really odd coming from you Lalanice- a gyno-humanoid with the creative ability of a stone, the rationality of a crazed bat and the articulation of a Cerebral Palsy patient.


Try changing the smelly wig you've had on for four years. Lalanice? More like Lala-LICE.

safarigirl:


PS: Your apartment is not a 'comfortable place' to meet anyone. Being nice on the internet, does not mean a guy is not a rapist in reality. Only a careless woman would go to a man's house for a first date, because anything that happens to you from there, na you sabi

If he's cruel enough to rape her in private, he can be cruel enough to spike her drink when out in public, make a play at dropping her off at her place then lure her to a private place where he'd rape her.

Rapists would rape as long as they can get away with it.

If he's going to rape you, he could even be patient enough to gain your trust before he does it.

We've all heard of rape between platonic friends of the opposite sex who visit each other in private.

Rape can still happen even if you are both dating. Once one person doesn't give consent verbally or otherwise, it is rape.

kaorama:
A serious guy always looks serious.

'Players' would pick your calls even if you ring them up by 11.45pm. You wouldn't hear a female's voice in the background and the female in bed with him wouldn't be suspicious 'cause he'd be as jovial as ever with his replies to you over the phone.

The whole point of being 'the perfect player' is to be as convincing as a 'serious guy'. It's to never be found out.

You'd never know until you actually know; vague as that statement might seem.

xoxocandy:
Lalasticlala seun fake news

pocohantas:
Definitely a scorned ex or chyker.

We know them

Yeah, now that a female is being shamed it has to be a "scorned ex or chyker." You refuse to accept girls are dirty.

I don't recollect you shaming the girl who did exactly the same to a guy on this thread :

"Lady Calls Out Her Boyfriend And Exposes His Dirty Boxers :"https://www.nairaland.com/4045422/lady-calls-out-ex-boyfriend-cheated

Two can play.

PhilAmadeus:
Why all this ranting, must u comman display your kinni here ni..If u have nothing important to say, must u comment.

OurworkComNg1:



guy, why are you doing yourself?? its 10pm now, you should have bought your drugs before the pharmacy shop close. you no try o...

chinwezdasilva:




See uncle jb dey hate superstar Nd mind u he's enjoy d partner Nd the money so keep ur like for barca stars dat are yet to knw u exist

delugajackson:

Sosoñgnó, Eté. I feel elated too. But my excitement stems from the fact that not only am I a son of the soil like you, I am deep to the bowels like you; red blood to red blood. It goes beyond this mask of anonymity. I really wish we could converse in real life. But until then, you still remain one of the people I hold to a very high esteem.

delugajackson:
The legendary S.O.M. Itoñ uwém oson fí, Eté.

Sé afo awéd ado ata akpán ikór. Mkpo ibáha se argue. Afón nangah anór abor-ikpa adó ítém. Anye asúk ado do ata etok eyen.

UyaiIncomparabl:


Your other monicker, which is?
I want to know.

It was last active in October, 2017. You created this moniker of yours in February, 2018.

If I mention that moniker of mine and you recollect it and the persona associated to it forum-wide, it means you were a Nairalander before you created this UyaiIncomparabl moniker.

That would leave us with the obvious question, "Uyai, what was your previous Nairaland moniker?"

UyaiIncomparabl:


Lol. Da, Akparawa, you're the TS.OM. Stop lying now.

delugajackson:
And that was how the thread was derailed by TSOM and Uyaincomparabl.

Eté, n'nam dié ? Anieghe idiok iko sé nwed ké this thread?
The back-and-forths have been related to the subject matter, the topic of the thread. Well, partly.

UyaiIncomparabl:

Lol. Damn. You even type Ibibio so well?
Tell me. How did you do all that?
And who're you?