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Romance / Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by TSOM(m): 9:07pm On Nov 08, 2017 |
Caringguy: After two hours of constantly viewing this thread since I began the post-mortem operation disemboweling you, a two-sentence long , less than twenty words reply is all you could present as a retort? You need another four hours, you dyslexic vomit of a dying anaconda? You don't do e-fight yet you scripted a reply as weak as every spermatozoa your testiscles produces? "Let's meet offline"? Isn't that the line you used on the girl whose picture you uploaded to shame her which lured her into walking into the den of a sadistic prick? I always knew you were bi-curious. You shamed her 'cause she said no to your desire of letting you expressing the rectum-craving side of you in her añal orifice? You need pictures of nude men in bed with you to upload on Nairaland too? Is that how you planned your coming out party, Caringguy a.k.a Nairaland Bobrisky? Cross-dressing foôl ! 5 Likes |
Romance / Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by TSOM(m): 8:34pm On Nov 08, 2017 |
Caringguy a.k.a the Awujale of SNITCHjebuland a.k.a Edidem of SNITCH kingdom a.k.a Oba of SNITCHin, still need more hours to pilfer and plagiarize disses from the internet? How does it feel now knowing Nairaland - your one chance of getting laid - has been closed from you like an underaged, sickly teenager denied entry into a club? How does it feel like recieving "The Most Ridiculed Nairalander Of The Month" award? How does it feel like knowing the generational curse of every male in your genealogical tree being publicly shamed 'cause your grandpa stole yams from the village shrine has manifested in you? Worthless offspring of a diseased drunkard! |
Romance / Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by TSOM(m): 8:12pm On Nov 08, 2017 |
Caringguy: You're mentioning the moderators to come bail you out from my claws? You need another six hours to formulate a reply with your disposable alternate? Again, bans mean nothing to me! The shaming you'd continue to get would be worse than the mental and reputation pummeling I gave to DárkRebel , Missclássy and Côogar put together. Where's your partner-in-snitching, KreativGenius A.K.A SuperSystemsNig? Deserted you like a rebellious commander left to his fate by his comrades-in-arms ? Shameless thing! Uploading a girl's picture to prove you slept with her even when she's no prôstitute! Summon all Nairaland moderators past and present, I am just another post away from making your life more hellish than it already is! 11 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by TSOM(m): 7:31pm On Nov 08, 2017 |
BloodyWafarian:Worthless offspring of a newt! It too you six hours, six long hours to formulate a reply even though you're amongst the viewing public every time I logon to check this thread. Here's to a history lesson which would follow suit.
Never! The Nairalander who'd flaw and floor TSOM in a battle of wits hasn't registered yet. No one individual has antagonized TSOM without regretting his/her actions! Not once, not twice, not fifty times! I always hunt and haunt them down! It's no news that the biggest disgrace any Nairaland ever faced was meted out by me. Côogar was disgraced as a fraudster when I exposed him on these threads which is still the biggest controversy-cum-scandal in the last three years on Nairaland with my well-known alternate, KRAMFONOS moniker : https://www.nairaland.com/2723630/sum9000.com/1#40116454 https://www.nairaland.com/2746886/coogar-exposed-credit-card-fraudster It is well-documented that Missclassy deactivated countless times because of me attacking the transgendered 'cause of me. 'It' even begged Ishilove the moderator then the Dating and Hook Up subsection to beg me to stay off on the day 'it' was interviewed in June, 2016. Local-search "TheSonOfMark Missclassy Ishilove". Same Missclassy who was shamed repeatedly, returned as NewSheriff, Niklausa and countless other monikers but ran with tail in between thighs? https://www.nairaland.com/2144338/chat-central-derailers-paradise-welcome/284#33943516 Same Dimples129 who avoids me like Lai Mohammed skirts round the truth? She is viewing this thread and dare not get herself involved directly! May a gazillion deranged beavers build dams with your dismembered bones! Firsteva and Joseph1832? The guys with opposing political views? Even now I still troll them for their 2015 political stances when I wish to. Asslick? I'd rather die a gazillion times and over.
May your fate be worse off than male anacondas swallowed by during mating by female anancondas before gestation. TSOM would rather die that use secrets told to him by folks he converses with off-Nairaland against them. You should all fit in a pod. DarkRebel the lying skinny teenage boy who lied about being a mulatto, being half-Ukrainain, living in affluence and hobnobbing with Ice Prince and other superstars at weekends. May devious lab interns have you for experiments. Caringguy, it is well-documented that you uploaded pictures of a girl you claimed you slept with on Nairaland to shame her and made hints of sleeping with other such females. May your phallus excrete blood the next time you have an erection. May every female member of your family be drawn, quartered and assaulted for disgracing a girl who trusted you. May your dismembered torso serve as appetizers to drugged piranhas! May you die lonelier than a stranded Eskimo at the farthest reach of the North Pole! For every comment you've made on this thread, may you miss a body part! May your jaundiced eyes always see misery! May every offspring of your loin be birthed in pain! May the curse on your father multiply a thousand fold on you! May anyone who seeks to rescue you lose their sanity! May the earth and the sea reject your discarded, tossed-aside dismembered corpse! May mated blowflies lay a gazillion eggs in your nostrils as vultures have a feeding frenzy on your swollen corpse! May your life be gloomier than the fate of ISIS-controlled regions! May mutated lice make the scanty hair on your indented head their dwelling place! May your life be as peaceful as the war-torn Gaza strip! Worthless offspring of a village râpist! 4 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by TSOM(m): 6:16pm On Nov 08, 2017 |
Draei:LOL. I'm willing myself not to take this bait since I love trolling Fake Madrid FC, Madridiots and Penaldo/Divenaldo/Tapnaldo. Show some respect to the most successful club of the twenty-first century. FC Barcelona towers above you all with trophies and smashed records to back up that truth. |
Romance / Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by TSOM(m): 5:48pm On Nov 08, 2017 |
mhisbliss: No Nairaland male with an eye for appreciating aesthetics and the finer things of life would make a play for you too. You've been entangled in the thick of scandals (not controversies), overly vain and we've seen your pictures too. You're just a pepper-hawking Sikiratu who learnt to recite alphabets and string them into words. Get a grip! You're like the dreg of a frothy calabash of palmwine! 18 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by TSOM(m): 1:52pm On Nov 08, 2017 |
Caringguy: Misery loves company. KreativGenuis A.K.A Supersystems who snitched and posted screenshots of private conversations with a female Nairalander teaming up with Caringguy , the dude who uploaded photos of a Nairaland female he bedded and supposedly paid to have sex with. The two poster boys for untrustworthiness and the effect of having no moral compass. CARINGguy? Odd twist of fate. Ironies have never been more obvious. 15 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by TSOM(m): 1:41pm On Nov 08, 2017 |
KreativGenius:SNITCHodilichukwu! Obong Snitch! Baale of SNITCH Kingdom! The Ewujale of SNITCHjebuland! It's been one than an hour but here you are still getting dragged and quartered instead of making millions per hour. Welcome, take a sit. Pain is on the menu! One meal at a time. |
Romance / Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by TSOM(m): 1:33pm On Nov 08, 2017 |
KreativGenius:You should run for a political office, as a ward councillor maybe. You have the very requisites most politicians have: Shamelessness and a remorseless penchant for lying. [b] On this thread, you've been the butt of every joke. From the girls using you repeatedly as one clear-cut example on Nairaland males snitches to other guys dragging you on the pages. Yes, Zeus sits before you. Bow in obeisance, you snitching mortal! Even the females with comparatively easy-going and docile e-personas took you out to the cleaners. They kept bîtch-slapping and passing you in quick succession like a game of handball with you being the tossing ball. Confused and dazed, your psyche having taken repeated dents, you seek to have me end whatever is left of your e-life. Alas! I don't want it dead. I want to thriving as a reminder to Nairaland guys who stoop so low to betray trust what eventually happens to them.
Again, you seek my validation, my seal of approval. In a desperate need to find favour in my sight. you posted a link to prove your intelligence...to me.Prove enough that no one considers you so. KreativGenius? The only thing creative about you is how you manage no steal Mama Chinaza's #500 note everyday and you haven't been caught. Ladies and gentlemen, meet Nairaland's very own Lawrence Anini! 4 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by TSOM(m): 1:09pm On Nov 08, 2017 |
KreativGenius:Swinging both ways like a bi-curious humanoid? From "I've got to go back to work" to "I work online and make millions". We've had your type here being shamed eventually; From the lying thieving DarkRebel who claimed to be a mulatto and hobnobs with Ice Prince at weekends only to be shamed as a teenage beggar to the 18-million-touting Jude who was shamed. What are you doing online? Selling out your better-doing neighbours to fraudsters and kidnappers? The only thing you hit per hour are the mosquitoes incessantly 'buzzing' around you. You need redemption and until you earn it, you'd be lumped in that same bracket of untrustworthy Nairalanders. 8 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by TSOM(m): 12:53pm On Nov 08, 2017 |
KreativGenius: You're not going to work. You'd simply logout and login with an alternate moniker. You'd always reply to every comment even in the dead of the night. You've made more comments on this thread and the two other trending trends in the last four days than four Romancelanders put together. You're a snitch, one of such few bad examples to be counted as Nairaland males. You really don't want to go against me. I'd make your on-Nairaland life hellish with snippets of on-Nairaland posts by you. You should be ashamed you're being tagged of being guilty of a habit which is predominantly female. You have too much oestrogen running through you. You have two options: You either accept the fact that you're guilty of snitching like you already did on the fourth(?) page of this thread by being passively involved in the back-and-forths or you come hard at me. Not even the combined forces in the universe would deprive me of the pleasure of damaging your psyche with the scathing remarks. Make your choice. I'd grant you either wish. 7 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by TSOM(m): 12:38pm On Nov 08, 2017 |
KreativGenius:You don't need MY seal of approval - you need OUR seal of approval. Two females attacked you (and you admitted to it) of posting screenshots of private conversations with another female Nairalander to shame her. This is the court of public opinion and you're in the dock standing trial. You're a remorseless snitch and you're being sentenced to serve an on-Nairaland jail term of cautious conversations with a caveat of untrustworthiness hanging on the railings of your 'prison' corner. If any of the known snitches registers his or her presence on this thread, I'd same him/her like I am shaming you. Hopefully your time in that prison of untrustworthiness would reform you. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by TSOM(m): 12:26pm On Nov 08, 2017 |
KreativGenius: And when this females give you their trust, how trustworthy are you? Aren't you the same guy being attacked on this thread for antagonizing them by snitching on them? I'd rarely go at a guy during gender wars but since you're guilty of the topical issue of untrustworthy attitude being discussed, then hold your peace, mister. Hold your peace until you've been declared redeemed by the other folks you interact with. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by TSOM(m): 11:31am On Nov 08, 2017 |
Mimzyy: Mimzyy: "Few" being the operative word, Mimzy; the operative and defining word. And those outside that bracket of dependability? They have to bear the brunt of being burnt. I love controversies, I love the mental spars which e-brawling bring but scandals, especially the damaging ones started by persons you gave your trust to? There should be a line demarcating such breach of morality. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by TSOM(m): 11:13am On Nov 08, 2017 |
BluntBoy: There's a list for male folks who login to Nairaland to shame female Nairalanders they shared skin privileges with and/or dated. I've have mentioned examples of such males. There are just comparatively more examples of female Nairalanders doing the snitching. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by TSOM(m): 10:59am On Nov 08, 2017 |
Luckygurl:Missy, if you were in the know, you'd have realized trying to use emotional blackmail to make TSOM cower by tagging him a "misogynist" doesn't work, never works. He'd never go on the defensive. TSOM isn't a misogynist. That's too simplistic a term to describe him . He's a vindictive, sadistic, antagonising misogynist. Add any other dysphemistic word you can come up with.
The dudes who frequent the Sports and Family Section more and connect with themselves would mostly discuss about such issues. Let's start a discussion about football on this thread and you'd notice how most of the dudes would join in. Of course, as I stated in my previous posts, many guys are in the habit of kissing and telling too. Shaming the Nairaland females they share privileges with. Lavedà is arguably the most shamed female in the Romance Section 'cause she was sold out by guys she got personal with, popular Nairaland males. The Caringguy person shamed another female who trusted him too. That's about it. The females? Countless examples. Who trolled and shamed Handsam and the males? Nairaland women. I'd list twenty examples if I want to. Now compare the ratio of snitching females to males.
Oh! Really? I thought members of your gender stated Nairaland males are everything evil there is and the guys off-Nairaland are better? Odd reality.
You are scared of mentioning them 'cause your on-Nairaland reputation means a lot to you and you don't want to be called out. For every inter-gender scandal you list caused by Nairaland males, I'd list three caused by Nairaland females. That's right - three (3).
This goes without saying, Missy.
Of course, you haven't; not with your known monikers, at least. Most shame others with alternates. Well!! Sorry to say, none of them are active romancelandersLet's hope you'd maintain your stance when you are no longer in good terms with the aforementioned males. That's the true test of character - during periods of discord and strife. Let's hope you wouldn't troll and shame them with things they told you in private like most Nairaland females do. The Romance Section? It's not even half as damaging. You mean the Family Section men (single and married) who advocate physical assault to keep women in line. You mean the other sections where Cocôcandy and her ilk are always embroiled in scandals (not just controversies), damaging scandals?
At the end of the day, humans would always be inhuman if they can get away with it; the relative anonymity on Nairaland being one of such getaways. This thread was turned on its head when members of your gender tried to imprint the narrative of Nairaland guys kissing and telling being the main issue when they are worse off. Washing away such imprints on the seashore of impressionable minds viewing this with the onrush of the ocean waves of truth like I did had to be done. 8 Likes |
Romance / Re: Romancelanders What's Your Say On A No Sex Relationships (n.s.r) by TSOM(m): 9:33am On Nov 08, 2017 |
XCELsis: Really, Mademoiselle Sanctimony? Extorting money from men with the ruse of a relationship isn't a sin? Emotionally blackmailing men into doing your bidding isn't a sin? Deception and foul play is a sin in itself since you want to employ your religious beliefs when it suits you. If the dude insists on sharing skin privileges with you and you are against it, be on your way, Missy. Don't bug him. Let him go. |
Romance / Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by TSOM(m): 8:46am On Nov 08, 2017 |
Lalas247: In the Romance Section, it's mostly controversies; in other sections, there are full-blown scandals. The Coogar-Babe3 scandal started in the Family Section and sucked half of Nairaland into it. The scandalous accusations of philandering married women with Nairaland males are topical scandals in the Family Section. The love scams scandals are rife in the Business and Family Sections. LadyMercedez against Siena and his wife started from the Autos and Family Sections. The defrauding braggarts who are shamed frequent the Business and Investment Sections. It's a forum-wide thing, not a Romanceland issue. Of course, there are exceptions to the doom and gloom I have been highlighting. Still, such comparative fairytale stories are rare. For every friendship/relationship which has thrived with the tendrils sprouting for the planted seeds of contact on Nairaland, there are thirty other stories which are cringe-worthy. A lot of persons seem to be scared of addressing this particular issue but I have and will continue to take it on. Most Nairalanders are immature snitches! 4 Likes |
Romance / Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by TSOM(m): 8:20am On Nov 08, 2017 |
QueenSekxy: Another attention-craving fool dwelling in Owerri. Another of such females who'd shame gullible guys who send her private messages. Another girl with digitally-altered pictures who always seeks attention on Nairaland. Another validation-seeking bimbo who gossips incessantly and throws herself at a price to men. The day I make a play for your type, may all the ills in the world befall me. I'd rather die a thousand times and over than be caught dead with your type. You should ask yourself why no man finds you worthy of dating more than three months while mine is waxing stronger three years on. You should ask yourself why the relationships you've been in with countless men never head in the right direction. You are a mere sex object! If you were worth your weight in salt, you wouldn't be on Nairaland seeking attention and fighting to post simpleton-esque comments on every thread and being the 'First To Comment'. Find something reasonable to do with your life instead of waiting for random men to give you money, take you out for lunch and pay for your needs. I can attack the erring females like you 'cause I have a thriving romance life going off-Nairaland and in a thousand years, I'd never consider your type worth it. Worthless leech! 16 Likes 4 Shares |
Romance / Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by TSOM(m): 7:52am On Nov 08, 2017 |
Luckygurl: We are all interconnected on Nairaland. Even the supposed loners who aren't always active and frequent the more remote, less-visited sections of Nairaland converse with at least two Nairalanders off the forum. Those two in turn converse with at least six other Nairalanders who'd in turn converse with the ones in certain cliques. While a lot of the guys discuss politics, football, business and other world issues, even on-Nairaland issues like the incessant banning by moderators and the dearth of quality topics, a small minority kiss and tell. The females? It's all about kissing and telling. Gossiping about guys who send them private messages, the ones who are hitting on them, the stubborn ones whose money they'd extort since he doesn't want to leave them alone. And even shaming other Nairaland females. I'm a fan of online dating. I've admitted to it on more than three occasions on the pages of Nairaland. Facebook dating to be precise. It has worked for me and is still working for me. At least you can both see each other's pictures, check each other's timeline, comments and replies to others to gauge to a large extent the personality of the other. Of course, the private conversations would reveal more, then you both agree to meet. If it doesn't work out for long, each goes their separate way without scandals. You wouldn't want to start a scandal that'd consume you both 'cause Facebook doesn't offer you any anonymity like Nairaland does. What's worse? Most of the Nairaland females acting up and denigrating the menfolk here aren't even worth half the weight of the weavons on their heads. Not in looks or character or financial independence. Some of you have two or three thousand 'friends' on Facebook. Of this number, there should be at least two hundred who are 'dateable'. Why not make your play for them? If you're really as valuable as you lots always project on Nairaland; if you're really as good-looking, cultured and intelligent, why haven't you made a play for these people and why haven't they found you worthy of dating? Until you folks learn Nairaland doesn't provide the requisites to foster the connection and considerable trust for dating, you'd keep getting yourselves hurt in the process. 8 Likes 4 Shares |
Romance / Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by TSOM(m): 7:10am On Nov 08, 2017 |
dollytino4real:Any man who makes the mistake of marrying you should rather have himself thrown into a beehive on every alternate day. The pain, the excruciating pain he'd feel from the stinging would pale in comparison to the regret of having a sprawling liability like you under his roof. It's November; that time of the year when cruel ritualists are on the hunt for opportunistic greedy leeches like you who are looking for men to fleece and, using your own phrase, "pay for your kpekus maintenance". May you get what such females deserve and end up like them. Again, a thousand curses on you for giving good women a bad name and making more men think all women sell their bodies for money. Worthless, lazy prôstituting humanoid! 8 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by TSOM(m): 11:30pm On Nov 07, 2017 |
Blackhawk01: It's about morals (loyalty especially), qualities which most Nairalanders do not have. TSOM might give vague replies, might be snobbish and with an e-persona which is vindictively unforgiving but there's one thing folks who he interacts with off-Nairaland would tell: Your secret is safe with TSOM. Even if you both e-brawl or become e-enemies weeks or months after you made your secret known to him, he'd rather chop his legs off than tell anyone your secret or sell you out. I pride myself in that. How many of you have that quality? Just a little scuffle and you're already shaming the people you once called friends with secrets they told you. See why one should be careful about you lots? I can bet you the people you tag "friends" have sold you out to other Nairalanders but still tag you with hypocritical greetings. "Hey dearie", " Awww, my dear. I missed you"... The ones with the nice e-personas are the worse. 11 Likes 3 Shares |
Romance / Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by TSOM(m): 11:06pm On Nov 07, 2017 |
Nobodys: It's not for me. TSOM has never been a victim of snitching females 'cause he never puts himself in a vulnerable position. Any female you know who I interact with off-Nairaland would tell you when the lines begin to blur and the interactions begin to get overly personal, I always go cold, put up a wall and interact from a distance. Heck! I never will even make flirtatious remarks even if I want to. It'd eventually be used against you. I have conversations with them like a thousand persons are reading it 'cause, in truth, a thousand persons might read it and would read it. Do you know these females share screenshots of your conversations with them with their other Nairaland friends? These females would sell you out just for minutes of on-Nairaland fame. Am I too blunt? Maybe I am. Am I being truthful? That's as certain as the sun's heating effect. 5 Likes |
Romance / Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by TSOM(m): 10:45pm On Nov 07, 2017 |
Also, I can dig up threads created by Nairaland females to post screenshots of Nairaland guys who sent them private e-mails and private conversations with them off Nairaland all in a bid to disgrace these guys. You can only fool the newbies and uninformed. TSOM knows well enough that to be swept and subdued by that on rushing tide of lies. Any of the females who think they've been unfairly mentioned should take it up with me and I'd flood this thread with links and screenshots of the threads where they snitched and shamed the aforementioned Nairaland guys. Hypocrites! 7 Likes 3 Shares |
Romance / Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by TSOM(m): 10:30pm On Nov 07, 2017 |
Blackhawk01: Hogwash! Nearly all Nairaland females are snitches! Any guy who tries to get too personal and doesn't limit his interactions with them to intelligent discourses should have his limbs chopped off. All the popular male Nairalanders who got shamed and embroiled in controversies were sold out by these females they trusted. As usual, I'd be blunt and mention names; Refiner sold out Lezz and exaggerated his conversations with her. Babe3 sold out Coogar. LadyMercedez sold out and betrayed Sienna. IamNaughty sold out the defunct House Of Knights A certain female sold out Tosyne2much last year and exposed him to ridicule 'cause he wanted to explore the possibilities between them. Need I go on? I could reel out countless examples to further buttress this point. I've even had few of such females prod me with questions on and off-Nairaland but I never give anything away. As a rule, I'd only share with you what I can tell anyone else. Dudes, if you must explore the possibility of online dating, stick to Facebook. Nairaland females are a no-no. They always betray and sell you out in the end. 24 Likes 7 Shares |
Romance / Re: Are Nairaland Ladies Undateable? by TSOM(m): 10:13pm On Nov 07, 2017 |
dollytino4real: Worthless, simpleton-esque whôre! "...Maintenance..."?! You're suggesting men should pay for sex they have with you? You're nothing more than a pleasure toy to be discarded at will. Cursed may you be for reinforcing the stereotype that all women are playthings and sex objects. I have never dated a woman who expects to be paid for sex, still I am not. There are still rare ones I interact with. A thousand curses on you for giving those good girls a bad name! 11 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by TSOM(m): 10:23am On Nov 07, 2017 |
plizavocalz: [b] A woman would always do what she wills herself to do. She asked for your opinion for several reasons which could be: 1. One she wants reassurance of your love and commitments. 2. You've slowed down the pace of the chase. You probably do not call her as incessantly as you used to at the onset of the 'mating dance'. 3. She wants you to be reminded of the fact that she's not a reject and the men she used to have in her life still want her. Inflating her value before you is what she's doing. Don't take the bait of making yourself servile before her. NEVER BEG HER TO STAY. Let her know as calmly as possible that it's her choice to and whatever decision she takes is fine but everything ends if she ever double-dates or sleeps with other men. Be firm. Never let her blackmail you with "You don't show attention and care like you used to anymore." If she's beginning to get flirty with guys to make you jealous, keep an expressionless face. Never give away your emotions. Never make yourself too available to her. You don't have to give timely responses to her WhatsApp or Messenger messages too. Deliberately delay the replies and if she asks, tell her you were replying to other messages. Subtle message: "DON'T GET TOO COMFORTABLE THINKING YOU'RE THE ONLY GIRL IN MY WORLD." Plan a meeting or date with her then call it off a day to it, telling her you'd be spending time with a friend and it's important . Never give away the gender of the 'friend' even when she asks prodding questions. Get her on her feet. Stick and carrot approach. [/b] 7 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: I And My Cousin Having sex: An Abomination?? by TSOM(m): 9:33am On Nov 07, 2017 |
makydebbie: Learn to keep certain things off the pages of Nairaland. You shouldn't have revealed this. Pain is the currency we trade on on Nairaland . Keep your emotions in check and never give too much away. The first people to spite you with this publicly would be your on-Nairaland friends. Take it from one who's e-brawled long enough to psychoanalyse people. 4 Likes |
Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by TSOM(m): 9:13am On Nov 07, 2017 |
plizavocalz:First off, keep all seeming fears or insecurities you might have about the durability or sustainability of the connection between you too to yourself. Once she knows you're are obviously scared of losing her, she'd act up. Women never value men they have wrapped around their pinkie.
[b] Secondly, never respond to what a girl posts or tag you on your social media pages for four reasons: 1. Since what you both have isn't exactly defined with goals, other potential females who'd come your way would think you've been permanently hooked and reduces your chances with them. 2. There are folks (guys) who like to jar other guys who display lovey-dovey public display of romance in public so they'd hit on her when you folks continue exchanges on your timeline. 3. It'd leave everyone else second-guessing and humble other females into jettisoning the idea of play hard-to-get when they realize a pretty and curvy female is throwing herself at you. It's nearly the same effect on females when they realize your own sister is extremely pretty and curvy; even prettier than most of them. (This works , trust me.) 4. You wouldn't be made to look the fool if she's a pretentious cheat so you don't have folks in the know mocking you for celebrating and revelling in the "love" of a cheating girlfriend. [/b] 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: I Pity Guys Loving One Gal Seriously HÀRD!! by TSOM(m): 11:10pm On Nov 06, 2017 |
Born2conquer: I once dared females on a trending controversial thread last year with this moniker about a similar topic to swear they have been faithful girlfriends to the guys they've dated / still dating. Only two females on that thread could take up my dare. The others played blind even when urged on by the male members of the viewing public. You'd be shocked at the number and rate of females who are increasingly open to wild and casual sex. These whoring hypocrites logon to Nairaland to pretend they are anything more that the lying philanderers that they are. Check on Facebook too. A girl who's a known neighborhood slut would keep posting sanctimonious hogwash to fool unsuspecting dudes who'd make a play for her. The QueenSekxy girl can never take up that dare. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: I Pity Guys Loving One Gal Seriously HÀRD!! by TSOM(m): 9:52pm On Nov 06, 2017 |
QueenSekxy: This is odd coming from a girl who sleeps with random men and extorts money from them. Swear on your life and everything sacred that you date only one man at a time ; that you have never cheated on someone you were dating or had casual sex. Shameless hypocrite! 4 Likes |
Romance / Re: Will You Delete Your Social Media Accounts To Save Your Relationship - Insideout by TSOM(m): 3:49pm On Nov 06, 2017 |
mistel: Dude, she asked you out and proposed to you, right? You frigging deprived yourself of the benefits of social media while she enjoys it?! Darn! I'm willing myself not to type the most scathing invectives to ridicule you. Really I am. Do this: Explain to your friends and male relatives that you stay off social media to please your wife but she uses social media. You know the face they'd make, that expression? It'd say it all - she's your husband! 27 Likes |
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