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Romance / Re: Guy Takes The Virginity Of A Teenager, Calls Her "Cheap Slut", Shares Their Pic by TSOM(m): 2:50pm On May 10, 2018
That he's stupîd and she's gullible are obvious.

The pointing question is, regardless of their age, a lot of men still kiss and tell. They tell/ describe every moan and writhing beneath the sheets they've had with girls they are supposedly dating to people who can identify these girls even.

...Worse even, most of the men who kiss and tell have and would register their presence on this thread and others.

You might not do it on social media but offline, in gatherings of friends and friendly acquaintances, you kiss and tell every detail there is. smiley

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Saudi Arabia Threatens To Build Own Nukes If Iran Does by TSOM(m): 1:06pm On May 10, 2018
drakeli:
What they will gain is that Islamic terrorism will enter a grand scale. You can’t trust a Muslim country with a nuclear bomb. Trust me, the nuke will end up in the hand of Boko Haram. And what will happen? Nigeria would become a waste land.
Not just Muslims. No sane person should trust a theocracy, or semi-theocracy with weapons of mass destruction.

Too many 'justified' religion-fueled wars would be the order of the day.

I don't trust the Israelis with nukes too. They should be disarmed. They are paranoid religious fundamentalists, where justified or not.
Romance / Re: Man Says His Biggest Fear Is Having A Baby That Doesn't Look Like Beyonce,reacts by TSOM(m): 12:51pm On May 10, 2018
The OP deliberately twisted the man's words to garner views.
He type-wrote, "...What if I have a baby who [doesn't] like Beyoncé?", not, "...What if I have a baby who doesn't look like Beyoncé?"

Even at that, I'd pick a Kelly Rowland over five Beyoncés.


Kelly Rowland is like warm chocolate melting in a teacup with a serving of milk.
She has eyes with tiny sparkles of heaven subdued by her sheer will and fenced by the wall of her feathery-light eyelashes.

A reassuring smile walking the thin line of outright invitation into her private world and signpost to keep off.

She never throws her sexiness in your face but even the angling of her head conjures imageries of fun, laughter, pleasure and everything in between.


She takes the sweet ,innocent seemingly-naive exterior of hers and weaves with it the promises of home, peace and contentment.

For all of the hype about Beyoncé's looks and persona, Kelly Rowland towers above her and Kelly only does one thing- be Kelly Rowland. smiley
Romance / Re: Pastor Igwe Ogbonnaya: "When He Asks You To Get Pregnant Before He Marries You" by TSOM(m): 8:39pm On May 09, 2018
SoapQueen:


This is quite spooky, downright seedy and very saddening. That being said, isn't it quite unethical to spill such confidential information?
When properly analyzed, he hasn't flouted the ethics.

He isn't a popular Nairalander with a known offline profile to match his on-Nairaland persona and, better still, no picture is linked with his on-Nairaland persona.

He also didn't mention the names of his patients and other personal details.

Doctors use such examples all the time even in television broadcasts and they aren't sanctioned for it.

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Romance / Re: Guy Abandoned Lady Over 44k On Their First Date. Hilarious by TSOM(m): 8:29pm On May 08, 2018
Silentscreamer:
Funny how dis broke guys r celebrating as if the news is real.
It's been proven a gazillion times and over that females who use the 'broke guys' line one time too many (on social media especially) have nothing really going on for them in reality and have self-esteem issues.
Self-esteem issues like you creating a thread seeking for ways to bleach your skin 'cause you are physically undesirable and even sexually-starved prison convicts turn their noses up at your picture in disgust: https://www.nairaland.com/3569726/want-lighten-skin

Dyslexic gyno-humanoid troll.

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Health / Re: Nigerian Lady Lists The Dangerous Substances Consume By Youths by TSOM(m): 7:30pm On May 07, 2018
Sure; they know these substances are dangerously toxic but when you warn them to get off these drugs, they try to make it look like you are some sanctimonious, over-exerting control freak instead of a genuinely concerned person.

But hypo in Lacasera and ten-day-standing urine? You are exaggerating, madam. No one who's even remotely sane would consume those.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid (2 - 2) On 6th May 2018 by TSOM(m): 8:58pm On May 06, 2018
userplainly:

oga na barca b KING of 12th player!.... remember Arsenal?, Chelsea? Real? Juve? Ac Milan? Athletico......and Arsenal again!.... if you can beat Barca you'll get a RED for tackling MESSI.....made me hate him cos football is a contact sport! you must tackle somebody!........ Barca fans are so forgetful, how barca stayed dominant for almost 5years straight! if not more!...
Hogwash!

Chelsea FC got Abidal sent off in the 2008/2009 Semi-finals.
Athletico Madrid used to be world infamous ruffians so they don't count.

Pepe is still demonized because of his devilish attacks while playing for Real Madrid against opposing teams.

Real Madrid?
First off, Casemiro seems to have a never-ending deal with the referees never to get booked even when he mauls a player on the field of player. Remember his antics against Juventus in last season's UCL finals?

And...

Wait...

Gooooaaalllll!!!!!


Messsiiiii!


Eat that, REFdrid supporter!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid (2 - 2) On 6th May 2018 by TSOM(m): 8:38pm On May 06, 2018
hiroz:
Sergio roberto is a bigggg goattt

Maybe he is but Bale's cruel challenge on Umtiti was oddly ignored by the officials minutes before that.

The infamous 'Madrid 12th player' tag has never been a myth.

Real REFdrid.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid (2 - 2) On 6th May 2018 by TSOM(m): 7:54pm On May 06, 2018
Goaaaaaalllll!


Suarez!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid (2 - 2) On 6th May 2018 by TSOM(m): 7:12pm On May 06, 2018
Suspect33:
2016, Real Madrid ended Barcelona's unbeaten run, 2018 Real Madrid will do the same grin grin
Dream on...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Arsenal Europa League (1 - 0 ) On 3rd May 2018 by TSOM(m): 9:18pm On May 03, 2018
madridguy:
I see Arsenal winning shocked

ATM 1 - Arsenal 2
You don't Athletico to go on to win the Europa League 'cause you know they stand the better chance of whooping you than Arsenal FC if Real Madrid wins the UCL, right?

Madridguy, selfish reasons for supporting Arsenal you have there. cheesy
Romance / Re: Man Grabs Lady's Chest, Reveals To Continue Sleeping With Different Women. Photo by TSOM(m): 7:06pm On May 03, 2018
madridguy:
Some ladies are nothing but disgrace to womanhood.
Yeah... And the guy is a saint; the next in line to the Vatican throne.

If you're going to condemn their acts and feign disgust, get a leash on your sexism - condemn them both.

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Literature / Re: Mention One Book You'll Read Over And Over Again by TSOM(m): 1:38pm On May 03, 2018
Hakeem12:
There is even a faster way though. When you open google, type Filetype pdf: and the name of the book. E.g Filetype pdf: richest man in Babylon. It will bring you the direct download link.

I'd sure try this out. Thank you.
Literature / Re: Which Book Are U Reading? by TSOM(m): 9:03am On May 03, 2018
Twrecks:


Please, help me resend the link. Thank you. Or should I pm you to send to my email address? Thank you

Here it is:
https://doc-0g-3c-docs.googleusercontent.com/docs/securesc/ha0ro937gcuc7l7deffksulhg5h7mbp1/66f8e4324sco5o18p2pvpeh6dar6eu2v/1524528000000/07444356200706843005/*/0B-GUujGYjh09d052X0FBam5qTEU?e=download

https://www.goodreads.com/topic/show/19257902-pdf-origin-robert-langdon-5-by-dan-brown-download

I hope you've read his other books?
Literature / Re: Mention One Book You'll Read Over And Over Again by TSOM(m): 8:41am On May 03, 2018
mxplosvtoluene:
Guys, why don't we just create a group chat and all these books will be exchanged freely for everyone in there?
You don't exactly need to be part of such a group to get access to soft copy novels.

Just google-search the author's name/novel's name and add "PDF download". You'd surely get the books you see...or, well, most of them.
Literature / Re: Which Book Are U Reading? by TSOM(m): 10:49pm On May 02, 2018
Twrecks:
Does anyone have anything by Ted Dekker or 'Origin' by Dan Brown?

Here's a link to download Dan Brown's 'Origin' in PDF :https://doc-0g-3c-docs.googleusercontent.com/docs/securesc/ha0ro937gcuc7l7deffksulhg5h7mbp1/66f8e4324sco5o18p2pvpeh6dar6eu2v/1524528000000/07444356200706843005/*/0B-GUujGYjh09d052X0FBam5qTEU?e=download
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: AS Roma Vs Liverpool : UCL (4 - 2) On 2nd May 2018 by TSOM(m): 10:09pm On May 02, 2018
azimibraun:
Madrid knows how to score and how to concede, Liverpool knows how to score and how to concede. [/b]Its now comes down to who has the experience,l of the final stage, who comes to the party with more hunger or who is favoured by the gods.
[b] I guess we'd just out to expect a basketball game then...

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: AS Roma Vs Liverpool : UCL (4 - 2) On 2nd May 2018 by TSOM(m): 9:30pm On May 02, 2018
Gaddafithe2nd:

Oga no dey bobo me. If the match (Chelsea vs Barcelona 2008/2009 season) wasn't fixed why was Tom Ovrebo wasn't penalised by UEFA despite all the clear penalties and fould by Barcelona players, he was even protected after the match. [/b]There are many evidences online. Check this video on how they fix draws, even Sepp Blatter said, they do fix matches.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJ5L5glGxrU
[b] Hogwash!

Abidal of Barça was red-carded yet Barça qualified? If the plan was to gift FCB the game, how then was Abidal sent-off when he could easily have been given overlooked?

You are churning out conspiracy theories worse than alien invasion stories.
Family / Re: Why Do We Have A Lot Of Single Mothers? by TSOM(m): 8:05am On May 02, 2018
epistleNow:
...... because lots of boys/men were not raised right
...Or maybe they were raised right but, being higher beings with the ability to make choices, chose to seed offsprings whose moms they are willing to make life-time partners.

Contemporary men are increasingly gamophobic and that's an issue the society isn't really addressing.

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Romance / Re: "Married Ladies, Fellow Married Women Are The Sidechic Not Young Girls" - Lady by TSOM(m): 7:28am On May 02, 2018
Maybe it is. But the ratio of married or single men who tumble beneath the sheets with married women whose marital statuses they are privy to are comparatively low, and I dare add, insignificant.

Most men are scared of such karma, however irrational it is. Whichever side of the theist divide you stand on, there's always this throbbing on your conscience to look the other way when there's a sexually-willing or vulnerable married woman there for the taking.

I'd like to think, however false it is, that 'cause I can will myself to stay off those kind of women, some guy , when I tie the nuptial knots with a woman who's my 'better half', would stay off my woman.

Maybe it is all wrong but that false sense of 'security' would sure help.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by TSOM(m): 10:07pm On May 01, 2018
Bayern had just one job - stop Penaldo from reaching the UCL final and they blew it, again.

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Culture / Re: Southsouth- Southeast, Are They Related? by TSOM(m): 5:34pm On Apr 30, 2018
Afam4eva:

I think you're teaching the wrong person. I'm aware of the differences between Efik, Ibibio, Annang and Oron but to me, they're the same people no matter how much they choose to balkanize themselves. Besides, i won't be the first person to use the Efik-ibibio nomenclature.
You are on this thread 'reprimanding' folks who think Nigerian tribes are basically Igbo, Hausa and Yoruba yet, still on the same thread, you are stubbornly insisting Ibibios and Efiks should be lumped into one tribe regardless of their differences?

You are supposedly 'enlightening' ignorant folks but you insist on staying ignorant even in the face of the enlightening facts I laid bare? The ironic hypocrisy of it all!

I'm Ibibio and you wouldn't override my history with your ignorance. That ignorant folks use Efik and Ibibio interchangeably doesn't negate the truth - it is wrong. What you think you know is inconsequential when matched with facts.

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Romance / Re: Ladies, Don’t Lose Focus When You Hear The Word Marriage – Joro Olumofin by TSOM(m): 2:05pm On Apr 30, 2018
alBHAGDADI:
It is Satan that is behind crashed marriages. He influences people wrongly.

He has been doing it right from the Garden of Eden.

What makes you think he has stopped?

lalasticlala

That's the thing. You folks are turning this into a religious debate as against what it simply is - a debate about a topical cultural shift.

Whether I (or the folks who have or will register their presence on this thread) believe the Devil or evolutionary change is responsible for the contemporary man's view of marriage isn't the point here.

Man should take responsibility for his actions and not always blame some creature , real or mythical.

Let's keep the swords of zealotry in their sheaths this one time.

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Culture / Re: Southsouth- Southeast, Are They Related? by TSOM(m): 12:47pm On Apr 30, 2018
Afam4eva:


@OP
To answer your question, it's imperative that the term south-south are artificial constructs and don't necessarily mean that they are the same people. While the SE is mostly made up of Igbos, a reasonable amount of the SS is also made of Igbos or atleast Igbo speaking people even though some of them wan to be known otherwise. Now, other parts of the south-south are made up of a lot of other groups including Ijaws, Efkik/Ibibio, Andoni, Bini, Ishan and so on.

There's no such thing as Efik/Ibibio (Efik or Ibibio). They aren't interchangeable words one group.

Efiks and Ibibios have similar (almost too similar even) cultures, languages, names and the likes but they are different tribes.

Efiks are traditionally found in Calabar , Cross River State and its surroundings while Ibibios are indigenous to Akwa Ibom State. Ibibios are a larger tribe than the Efiks, Annangs and Orons put together, with the latter two being ethnic groups in Akwa Ibom State. smiley
Romance / Re: Ladies, Don’t Lose Focus When You Hear The Word Marriage – Joro Olumofin by TSOM(m): 12:21pm On Apr 30, 2018
LifestyleTonite:


Their agenda is clear - a destruction of God's institution


It is because the popular people have been paid by those demonic forces to promote the narrative that marriage is bad.. lalasticlala
Maybe; then again, maybe not.

How about we leave issues about theism out of this discourse so it doesn't get hijacked and turned on its head by folks on the other side of the religious divide like political propagandists aiming to ruin? The factuality or otherwise can be argued without religious colouration(s).

The Devil and its (yes, ITS) supposed cohorts aren't destroying marriages - humans are. Humans make choices, conscious decisions and these choices, mostly, determine their fate; in this case, the longetivity of their marriages and even of getting married in the first place.
Romance / Re: Ladies, Don’t Lose Focus When You Hear The Word Marriage – Joro Olumofin by TSOM(m): 11:15am On Apr 30, 2018
Reverse psychology, Monsieur.

By tilting women away from marriage and the purposefulness which comes with it, these members of my gender have something to gain - screwing random women without ever needing to deal with issues of defined commitment and the pressure from women who'd want something more than satisfying moans and entangled limbs beneath bedcovers.

The motives behind his write-up aren't half as selfless as he's trying to portray. He (and all of the menfolk who re-echo his thoughts) have something to gain like a dungbeetle rolling away its ball of excreta.

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Culture / Re: When Black Men Ruled Europe: The Moors Of Spain by TSOM(m): 6:54pm On Apr 29, 2018

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Romance / Re: Name A Petty Reason You Can't Date Someone by TSOM(m): 11:44am On Apr 29, 2018
I've been told a gazillion times and over how petty it is that I can't date a female who doesn't read novels. Not just any book; NOVELS.

I always assert - there's plenty of experience to fuel that conviction- that a female who reads novels is one who makes out time to have 'alone-time'. Consequently, creating 'alone-times' mean she's one who self-reflects on her actions and how people are affected and world issues. She also likes to view the world and its issues from other people's perspectives too.


As an extension, she's more likely to feel remorse, empathy and those ranges of emotions. She definitely wouldn't be an extrovert too.

Those reasons explain why during the initial stages with a female I really fancy, I try to find out if she's into novels. If she isn't, I never make a move on her.

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Romance / Re: A Lady Ran Mad Unclad In Front Of A Fast Food In Owerri,imo State(graphic Pics) by TSOM(m): 11:59am On Apr 28, 2018
Bantam:
E be like her time don reach, if I had a car I would have bundled her inside, take her home and Bleep away her madness grin
You'd force yourself in between the thighs of a woman who's that vulnerable and not conscious of what's being done to her? I put it to you that'd you've rapèd before and have continued to do so remorselessly.

You should get your head examined. I hope a thousand soldier ants give you blöwjobs in quick succession!

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Romance / Re: Married Woman Who Slept With Ex-Boyfriend During Pregnancy Lands In 'Trouble' by TSOM(m): 9:02am On Apr 27, 2018
kimbraa:
I don't blame her entirely 'cause an ex you were once in love with has 99.9% chances of having you on bed since he knows your weaknesses and strengths. Meaning, it's easier to sleep with an ex you know had genuine feelings for you than a lady you just met. The only exception is if the lady is strong-willed. Where I find this story strange is why a pregnant lady would let another man sleep with her aside her baby's daddy whether bride price has been paid or not. Anyway, their headache.
You find it strange? Women are usually more sexually-unhinged when they are pregnant. Pregnant women also suffer from self-esteem issues, especially about their changing bodies and, consequently, not-so-subtly seek validation from people about their changing bodies being 'alright'.

Such weaker-willed pregnant women would fall for anyone who finds her attractive and 'sexy'.

Pregnant women sleep around everyday, in every city too.

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