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Politics › Re: Ghana’s Debt Forces Nigeria To Cut Gas Supply By 50% by TSOM(m): 11:59pm On Apr 26, 2018

postmann:
Aye! We're careful to weigh our words by the political turbidity of the land, lest one finds himself jumping off a van like Dino.

You are missing out on the Liberals versus Conservatives war going on being fought on the internet.

Lezz is getting the breakdown of it. A war you sure wouldn't want to miss out on.

Politics › Re: Ghana’s Debt Forces Nigeria To Cut Gas Supply By 50% by TSOM(m): 11:30pm On Apr 26, 2018

BadBradley:
I need more John Grisham!

Man, where've you been?

Here, there, everywhere. ...And I still check-in 'there' as regularly as The Tyrant trips outside the country.

You might want to try Dan Brown's 'Origin' too.

postmann:
I've searched for your brilliant sparks in literal pixels all to no avail!

With everything in the country blowing up, my 'sparks' might be 'incendiary' and you-know-who might tag me a terrorist.

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Politics › Re: Ghana’s Debt Forces Nigeria To Cut Gas Supply By 50% by TSOM(m): 11:17pm On Apr 26, 2018

postmann:
Oya, give me this quote for it belongs to me. And retrieve it from that coward.

Antonio Conte! I just saw your post, mann.

Still hitting hard at these guys?

BadBradley? Been a while, man.

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Celebrities › Re: Kanye West Loses 10m Followers In 10 Minutes by TSOM(m): 8:49pm On Apr 26, 2018

Postfut:
You are wrong. This is fake news.

Smart Kanye West, pulls a few stunts when he is about to drop an album. Well in PR, bad news is better than No news. Now let's watch his album sales skyrocket.

First person to trend at number one in several countries simultaneously for three frigging days!

I just checked his Twitter followers- 28,007,521 just this minute.

Kanye is winning either way and hitting those leftist bullies where it hurts most.

Celebrities › Re: Kanye West Loses 10m Followers In 10 Minutes by TSOM(m): 6:20pm On Apr 26, 2018

fr3do:
Kanye is just a rebel
If everybody loved trump, he will hate trump.

wheenie:
kanye has lost some serious cash..most celebrities are paid for their Instagram posts...

Wrong! It was a Twitter glitch last night.

From about 27 million followers to 18 million followers. Then 19 million followers and almost 28 million followers right now.

He's been trending number one for three days consecutively. There's no greater self-promoter in the world right now.

...And the controversy and backlashes and Kanye's typical I-don't-give-a-damn attitude is frigging entertaining.

He's gained nearly 100,000 more followers since to his total before the controversy began.

Food › Re: Ewa Agoyin Stew: How To Prepare Nigerian Ewa Agoyin Stew by TSOM(m): 11:17pm On Apr 25, 2018

...And remember, people, use protective goggles when approaching it. Your eyes are important.

Christianity Etc › Re: Thread For Forgotten But Deceased Nairaland Members by TSOM(m): 10:18pm On Apr 25, 2018

Anas09:
Are you sure he died? It's well o.

Sadly, he's gone. https://www.nairaland.com/3977618/tribute-firstking01-nairalander-gone-soon

Christianity Etc › Re: Thread For Forgotten But Deceased Nairaland Members by TSOM(m): 9:57pm On Apr 25, 2018

Rest in peace FirstKing01.

Romance › Re: Pre-wedding Photos Of A Niralander And His Soulmate. by TSOM(m): 9:46pm On Apr 25, 2018

mhisbliss:
People just bad, you should've just said happy married life and move on ignoring the obvious, you're wikid

Am I? For some reason, more guys have been having receding hairlines at younger ages in contemporary times. If you can't reverse it, make the most of it - join the trendy low-cropped hair or full-on bald beadgang.

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Romance › Re: Pre-wedding Photos Of A Niralander And His Soulmate. by TSOM(m): 9:36pm On Apr 25, 2018

Your Missy looks homely.

You've got the 'bald' gene; your far-gone, receding hairline makes it that obvious.
Try the completely bald look with a full-on heavy beardstyle. Works and looks better.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Vs Real Madrid : UCL (1 - 2) On 25th April 2018 by TSOM(m): 9:24pm On Apr 25, 2018

Walelavender:
Why has Real Madrid been on DeGea for the past 3 seasons? Navas positioning isn't too good.

Isn't the answer to this question obvious? Acquiring the services of De Gea is an upgrade on any goalkeeper in the world right now. Navas might be good but De Gea is better. That much has been stated a gazillion times and over.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Vs Real Madrid : UCL (1 - 2) On 25th April 2018 by TSOM(m): 9:11pm On Apr 25, 2018

Aderewah:
shut up. Ronaldo is greater than messi. He has more records than messi. #facts. Argue with your keypad

You are right. The greatest diver the contemporary world has ever known.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, dudes and lasses, I present to you Cristiano 'Phelps' Ronaldo. A resounding boo, please.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Vs Real Madrid : UCL (1 - 2) On 25th April 2018 by TSOM(m): 8:56pm On Apr 25, 2018

emperormossad:
Make do with this clown?
I laugh in swahili

Don't demonize him. Navas has saved countless matches on his own when Madrid defenders were having off-days. Remember the UCL final against Juventus? Incredible acrobatic displays too.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Vs Real Madrid : UCL (1 - 2) On 25th April 2018 by TSOM(m): 8:51pm On Apr 25, 2018

Ekaka1:
Na as is not bad but he's not at good enough for Madrid...he has very poor anticipation and reflexes

Well, Barça had to make do with the erratic Victor Valdez and Pinto for years who, comparatively, were worse than Navas is...and we were still successful.

Any replacement for Navas should match David de Gea's abilities but, hey, as a Cule I hope they never such a goalie.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Vs Real Madrid : UCL (1 - 2) On 25th April 2018 by TSOM(m): 8:33pm On Apr 25, 2018

Walelavender:
Real Madrid need to overhaul their team next season. Start with the goalie-Navas

Navas isn't bad. There are only a few renowned goalkeepers better than him...and they are all seemingly tied to their clubs for years. Madrid would have to make do with him.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Vs Real Madrid : UCL (1 - 2) On 25th April 2018 by TSOM(m): 8:16pm On Apr 25, 2018

profmsboi:
Since Barcelona don commot, make we sha support Madrid like that

Hala Madrid!!!

No real FC Barcelona fan would support Real Madrid; worse still, type "Hala Madrid". Worst even, a Penaldo-led Madrid.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Vs Real Madrid : UCL (1 - 2) On 25th April 2018 by TSOM(m): 8:02pm On Apr 25, 2018

Suspect33:
Benching benzema would haunt Madrid and make ronaldo ineffective

Anything which stops that diving, tap-in merchant from reaching the UCL final is fine by me.

Romance › Re: what's with Nigerian girls & this mentality? including my girlfriend! by TSOM(m): 11:34am On Apr 15, 2018

Safiaa:
Well that’s true, but I’m just going to assume you’re happy. It’s pleasant to imagine you happy as you’re always angry every time I come across you.

I could throw same at you.

This is the first time I've noticed you not tagging all men as scum who are only fit for the sewage. No boiling 'womanist angst' or deliberate twisting of playfully opined comments of men to portray all of us as misogynistic and embodiments of everything wrong with humanity.

...And, no, this isn't me being typical TSÔM by turning the tides against you and sweeping you with its onrush - it's me stating that persona is different from personality.

Somehow, beneath all the bravado and supposed resentment for most members of my gender, methinks there's still a gentle, pacifying female who'd stroke any crease of distress from the face of her man and let him find comfort in her bosom. ...But Nairaland community thinks she hates men 'cause that's what we see her do online.

Romance › Re: what's with Nigerian girls & this mentality? including my girlfriend! by TSOM(m): 10:52am On Apr 15, 2018

Safiaa:
Never tried that dish, maybe I should because I want to be as happy as you, we don’t need really eat that soup in my tribe

If you are Igbo or from any part of the Southernmost part of the South South then you should know it; it's the same as okazi soup.

...And don't be too certain I am (or anyone else is) of high-spirits just 'cause a few grinning or winking emoticons are deliberately inserted in between sentences. For all you know, I could be filling the grinning emoticons with an expressionless look on my face. It's social media, remember?

Romance › Re: what's with Nigerian girls & this mentality? including my girlfriend! by TSOM(m): 10:40am On Apr 15, 2018

Safiaa:
I’ve never seen you this happy! God has really touched your life lol. It is well.

Erm, alright, I get it.

Most times the trending threads I get involved in are about topical issues and, hence, controversial. ...And controversial threads mostly degenerate into battlegrounds for e-brawls. Therein comes the 'Always Angry' tag.

Then again, have you ever had a meal of afang soup garnished with mushrooms and assorted seafoods? No? You should try it. Trust me, you have a silly grin pasted on your face all week.

Romance › Re: what's with Nigerian girls & this mentality? including my girlfriend! by TSOM(m): 10:27am On Apr 15, 2018

Lalas247:
lol morning
didn't think anyone clocked that

LOL. It's alright. The members of the BeardGang love its lovers. May your quest to stroke silky smooth beard and chest hair be fruitful.

Romance › Re: what's with Nigerian girls & this mentality? including my girlfriend! by TSOM(m): 10:06am On Apr 15, 2018

Lalas247:
me just want beard and good shalom

Romance › Re: what's with Nigerian girls & this mentality? including my girlfriend! by TSOM(m): 6:55pm On Apr 14, 2018

Nigerian girls? All? I suppose most.

Maybe it's just me or fate altering reality but I've never dated a female who depends on men to settle her bills.

For the thousandth time or more, I'd keep stating you can be attracted to a lot of girls but you should screen the ones you eventually date.

If she's the petty, materialistic leeching type, you definitely saw those signs before you both became an item so why expect her to change? What? You have some magical powers or something?

Of course, gifting is important in relationships but once it's parasitic, you should take a walk.

If I had to date a new Nigerian girlfriend on every alternate week for the next decade or more, I assuredly wouldn't date the leeching, materialistic ones. That's how bountiful the self-respecting, content types are amidst the ones we are castigating on this thread.

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Romance › Re: Nigerian Women Are Among The Most Unattractive Set Of Women In The World. by TSOM(m): 10:50pm On Mar 03, 2018*

watutsi:
Yeah, the hutu ones with big round noses and fugly faces like most of your nigerian girls may lose. We tutsis (true tutsis) are much,much better and to compare attractiveness with your girls is an insult to my beautiful people.

My Nigerian girls? You asked for it!

The unattractiveness and neaderthal-like physical and mental features of Tutsi-Rwanda girls were why you were regarded as lesser beings (animals even) by the Hutus and massacred in 1994.

Really the only outstanding feature of your Tutsi girls are their tooth (teeth) - same dentition of rats.

The highlight of any Rwandan girl's day on social media is if a Nigerian boy likes her picture.

No one knows Rwandan females ranking on the beauty index 'cause you aren't regarded as humans. You grass-foraging 'TOOTHsi'!

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Romance › Re: Nigerian Women Are Among The Most Unattractive Set Of Women In The World. by TSOM(m): 7:10pm On Mar 03, 2018

watutsi:
Bullshit! Rwandan girls are much prettier and attractive!

Rwandan girls? You folks do not count. If Rwandan girls had to represent humans in an inter-primate beauty competition, Monkeys, Chimpanzees and Orangutans would be the winners, first and second runners up respectively.

Put your hands down and know your place!

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Romance › Re: Do Men Offer Sex? by TSOM(m): 5:29pm On Mar 03, 2018*

lefulefu:
i dont believe women offer only sex in a relationship.there are some women who have gingered their men to success and some have served as a bedrock of success to their men.only dull empty women offer nothing but sex in a relationship.having said that let me add that if a lady collects money or some sort of gift b4 you sleep with her its prostitution .

To fool the voices in their head not to hammer strokes of guilt pangs on their ever-erasing consciences if they outrightly ask for money for sex, they now call it "transport money".

Boy: "Cynthia, won't you come see me?"

Girl: "James, I don't have transport money. Send me money and I'd come."

Or:
Girl: "James, I'm leaving."
Boy: "Erm, let me put on my clothes and see you off."
Girl: "Won't you give me transport money? "

The touted 'transport money' isn't exactly money to pay her way back to her place. No, it's a bracket term for money for her hairdo and other things. But it's 'transport money' ,right? These girls...

Ask any of them who's denied she never asks to get paid outrightly for sex on this thread if she never asks for 'transport money', then notice her avoid the obvious damning question, with evasive replies even.

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Romance › Re: Nigerian Women Are Among The Most Unattractive Set Of Women In The World. by TSOM(m): 4:17pm On Mar 03, 2018

MissWrite:
Beauty is subjective. A lot of Nigerian men do not appreciate the beauty of Nigerian women . Clearly, the Op has made his case in favour of that point. There's a struggle here to become a "poor man's oyinbo": bleached skin, weaves, and all. Just to cater to those yellow-bone-obsessed men.

But else where, Nigerian beauties are placed on a pedestal and adored. Call it the power of the exotic, or jungle fever, or whatever; It's ironic that we can dare to be our blackest and truest African selves - skin, and kinky hair with a smile - when we aren't even home. But that's life: not all cultures are confident of their value unless another appreciates it. It's a complex.

Nigerian women are beautiful

You just don't have the eyes to see it.

Elsewhere? That'd be relative.

The average Nigerian girl is more attractive than the average (black) South African and East African girls (excluding the Ethiopians and Erithreans, if you count them as those). But compared to North Africans and the rest of the world, Nigerian females generally sit on the lowest rung of that ladder of attractiveness.

It's not a sentimental conclusion - it's as factual as the laws of gravity.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by TSOM(m): 4:07pm On Mar 03, 2018

ClumsyFlimsy:
You are wrong bro

Tottenham and athletico are way different

Athletico need to win the league bad bad
Simeone needs it
I don't see athletico loosing any of their matches till season unless they loose to us

This season barca has been impressive but just imagine despite everything we pass athletico with just 5points..if they mistakenly win at camp nou that's 2points...and with two points; it wont be easy for us to win because all other la Liga teams especially Madrid will make sure they give their all and prevent us from winning the league . Na just one match athletico Don lose this season o

Barca vs athletico is too important for both sides because the winner is likely to win la Liga

...And Athletico have rarely won convincingly this season. In the past few years they have had too many near-miss situations for them to be really considered a threat...with one Liga title to show for it, which was a duel to the very end.

I agree with you though - Athletico Madrid shouldn't be underrated. Still, they aren't that big a threat as they are made out to be. They still do not have that character, still churning out slim victories...and drawing matches they've nearly won.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by TSOM(m): 3:48pm On Mar 03, 2018

mrcalcufast:
Most cules think A.Madrid would cause an upset tomorrow. Damn it! A.Madrid that couldn't defeat girona both home and away.mtchewww,rubbish!

I trust Athletico Madrid to always be Athletico Madrid - ruin their chances (like Tottenham) when they have the opportunity to go top by drawing with or losing to bottom-table clubs.

I am not scared of them - no-one should.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by TSOM(m): 3:45pm On Mar 03, 2018

tesppidd:
I tell you!

He took over from Victor Valdez as the guy to always stand up for the team.

...And Dani Alves.

Little wonder all Cules adore Pique and rarely ever criticize his few bad decisions on the field of play.

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