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RomanceRe: Would You Still Marry Your Lover If You Discovered That They Can't Have Children by TSOM(m): 10:21pm On Jul 08, 2017
Destined2win:
angry

I think people who say this deceive themselves, there is a joy you have realizing you have your own flesh and blood, a child you can truly call your own.

The one you want to adopt, no be person born am? If everybody is Okay with inability to give birth, where will you see the one you will adopt. Abegiii leave matter
Of course, Mynd44 plays to the gallery serving dishonesty on a platter of 'political correctness' to impress and bemuse gullible girls.
We know his sly tactics.
RomanceRe: This Beard Gang King & His Bleaching Queen Got People Talking by TSOM(m): 8:06pm On Jul 08, 2017
The secret to rocking a daring full beard well is knowing which style suits you without looking like a drunk trailer-dwelling, KKK-supporting drunk biker from one of America's confederate states.

I'm all for 'Team full beardgang' but this king's/chief's is awful, unkempt, and ugly.
RomanceRe: Men How Do You Feel When A Lady Asks You Out by TSOM(m): 10:56pm On Jul 06, 2017
elantraceey:
Ask a guy out ke?? It's not like it's impossible but guys are too well known for misusing such opportunities.
Women do not ask random guys out. Mostly guys they are acquainted with 'cause they have an insight into the strenght of his character. It happens every time.
Christianity EtcRe: Ogoja Catholic Diocese Welcomes Their New Bishop (Photo) by TSOM(m): 10:43pm On Jul 06, 2017
mooregan:
Unek itak isin grin grin
Ikpa, ame diongho! Ata unek itak isin ke mmo enek. grin
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Cabal & Saraki Meet On How To Stop Osinbajo From Becoming President- SR by TSOM(m): 11:34pm On Jul 04, 2017
kozmicity:
Its because of rifts like this between us,that's why the Northerners do as they like.....is it to much to ask for unity??
The South West is only tactly suing for peace and unity now to further its obvious selfish interests.

Were you active in this section in the run up to and during the 2015 general elections? They stalked and taunted other Southerners and milked Buhari's emergence even more than the Northerners.

They cheered Buhari's nepotic and despotic leanings and jeered at those with conflicting, rational opinions. They burnt bridges so they'd have to ford the raging currents without us throwing life buoys to save them.

Karma is a compulsive ñymphomaniac and she must tumble beneath the sheets with the South West.smiley
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Cabal & Saraki Meet On How To Stop Osinbajo From Becoming President- SR by TSOM(m): 11:06pm On Jul 04, 2017
Terkimbi01:
Please and please,
I am begging all the Middle Belters and all Southerners. to come together now and stand with Osinbajo.

I know of the quarrel between the South West n South East/South South, but it is in everybody's interest to put the North where she belongs.

This might be our last chance.
Why should the South South folks rally behind him? Karma must take the South West to bed!
FamilyRe: 70% Of Failed Marriages In Nigeria Come From Girls That Bleach - Philanthropist by TSOM(m): 4:00pm On Jul 03, 2017
seXytOhbAd:
And since we're throwing unverifiedefigures around, 85% of broken marriages are caused by #TEAM BEARDGANG
Women love us - members of the heavily-bearded gang.

Why do you think Tonto is mad after Churchill left her or why Tiwa still clings on to T-Billz or Adesua to Banky W? wink
RomanceRe: "I'm Proud To Say My First Boyfriend Is Really My Last" - US Based Nigerian Lady by TSOM(m): 10:22pm On Jun 29, 2017
Homeboiy:
And some girls dey count no 16 still de go
...While some boys have bodycounts higher than the number of days Buhari has spent in London.

You lack the moral right to term others as promiscous when you insert your phallus in between the thighs of every willing woman.smiley
RomanceRe: Don't Nigerian Girls Work? Why Do They Love Begging In A Relationship? by TSOM(m): 10:52am On Jun 29, 2017
MsRoe:
It's because too many Naija guys toast like this...

Baby, you know you need someone that will be taking care of you. Your father cannot do it all....

Baby, a fine girl like you cannot be suffering. You need to be looking sharp all the time. I can be giving all these small small things....it's nothing to me.

Baby, wait let me take this call from my business partners we need to seal this multimillion Naira deal this night. "Ochuko, yes take the two million! I don't need it, my account is already overflowing, there's no space for that one!"

Ehen, baby, how about you give me a trial. I promise, you will enjoy me. I will take care of you.
Wrong... Most Nigerian men do not woo ladies like the cut-in-stone, stereotypical pot-bellied Igbo men depicted in Nollywood movies. We are smooth-talkers and world-famous for it.

Heck! Many Nigerian men do not even woo women in the traditional sense of it. We befriend them without letting the familiarity breed contempt, employ our masculine charms and wiles on them and when the onrush of romantic emotions is too obvious to avoid, you women ask us to define what we have going - you want to be called our girlfriends.

The only problem is, some of you feel the need extort from your lovers. You think demanding even the most petty thing from your lovers is justified 'cause, well, we are your lovers and you don't want to be tagged as females who sell their bodies for material gain.

Don't try to ski past the obvious truth by covering it with an avalanche of sarcasm.
RomanceRe: A Man Who Does Not Smoke Or Drinks, Is He Considered Not To Be Man Enough? by TSOM(m): 7:28am On Jun 29, 2017
CplusJason:
I only do fruit juice and fresh yoghurt. "cheap and healthy"
Perfect! Being straight-edged and teetotal is better.
RomanceRe: Guys, How Will You React If You See Your Girl Making Out With A Girl? by TSOM(m): 12:17am On Jun 23, 2017
Dicedpineapple:
Ladies,what about for d boys ?
Two boys making out? The lady should give both guys high-fives in their faces with a jagged plank till they pass out then practise acupuncture on their _penises_ with rusted needles!
RomanceRe: You Are Not A Perfect Woman Neither Is He A Better Man by TSOM(m): 12:04am On Jun 23, 2017
bamisepeters:
you no need to vex reach this one now grin
I prefer blunt people sef.

I will answer you one by one.

I am in a relationship since 8 years ago and about to be sealed.

I have never cheated whatsoever, but as human, anything can happen in the future, i don't pray to do against what i preach though.

No abuse at all.

Not just practice, i read what i preach like am also a keen follower.

I am already in it for long and still want to do it more so as to be a good example instead of what many know people of my type( relationship writers/speakers) for.

Thanks for those questions, i am happy to answer.
Premised on the assumption that your assertions are true and not you playing to the gallery , you have earned my respect and readership.
Hopefully, other internet 'relationship know-it-alls' can truthfully answer the questions.
Keep being different. smiley
RomanceRe: Brother And Sister Who Are Married, Announces Pregnancy On Twitter by TSOM(m): 9:22pm On Jun 22, 2017
Just as a presumption, I knew they'd be whites before viewing the thread. These pale folks keep redefining 'crazy'.
RomanceRe: You Are Not A Perfect Woman Neither Is He A Better Man by TSOM(m):
I'd be blunt. Screw subtlety!

The oddly ironic thing about you know-it-all, self-styled 'relationship doctors' is that most aren't even in functional relationships.
You logon to peddle sanctimonious, mushy hogwash yet you're being sucked in by your vortex of lies and deceit -an alternate reality.

BamisePeters, can your swear on your life and on everything sacred on earth and in the universe that:

-You're in a relationship?
-You have never cheated on the woman you're currently in a relationship with physically and emotionally?
-You have never abused her physically and psychologically?
-You practise what you preach?
-You intend to go long-term with her as against ditching her for the next girl you fancy?

Answer each question individually. Not answering all is an answer in itself. smiley
FamilyRe: Conversation Between a Married Woman And A Side Chick (photos) by TSOM(m):
AHCB:
Honestly, some girls are just not well. Though I love the way the wife used reverse psychology on her. Classic way of showing she's a troll.

Cc: shroud
TheUmbra
TSOM
FTrebirth.

Don't you guys believe there's a small amount of troll in everyone? grin
Of course, there's a troll in all of us. Some are intelligent, witty trolls while others are just, well, you know, 'Jude-esque' - dumb.

I love the wife! Reverse psychology. Make the _whoring_ five-hundred-naira-for-a-bløwjob girl doubt herself by making her feel like a toy which holds the husband's fleeting interest. grin

The husband is a douchebag though but I guess the wife knows that already.
FamilyRe: Are You Burnt Out With No Where To Turn To Or Just Simply Depressed? by TSOM(m): 9:33am On Jun 20, 2017
AHCB:
I knew you'd see it. That's why I mentioned you. If I had mentioned lezz, I'm sure you know what I and he would have done. grin
It's an open secret. You both would have 'virtual-fùcked' her. grin
FamilyRe: Are You Burnt Out With No Where To Turn To Or Just Simply Depressed? by TSOM(m): 9:03am On Jun 20, 2017
Mindfulness:
In some cultures men kiss each other. Ever been to Turkey?
It's called a 'peck', not a 'kiss'.
FamilyRe: Are You Burnt Out With No Where To Turn To Or Just Simply Depressed? by TSOM(m): 9:01am On Jun 20, 2017
AHCB:
Kiss is a way of showing affection to a love one. Innocent or not, it's not always about sex. But like I said, imagine me kissing my soul brother tsom. Get the drift?
Petrol. Car tires. A quick strike of a match stick. Always remember that.
RomanceRe: MissRaine69 (A Romantic Poem). by TSOM(m): 11:17pm On Jun 18, 2017
Ikillfools:
Come on bro... grin You still haven't given your thoughts, bro.

So, I'm waiting... grin
Alright then.

I think the imagery could have been wrapped with the silky cloak of double entendre - subtlety.
There are better ways of letting the missy know "...You'd sex her 69 times like a god...."without being too direct.

Lezz employed that well in his accompanying poem.
RomanceRe: MissRaine69 (A Romantic Poem). by TSOM(m): 10:59pm On Jun 18, 2017
Beosten:
This one grew up in Paris, and won't fall for the tourism part. How can someone fall for a gyal whose face has not been seen? And if you are not a Melancholic, avoid Zar.Zar and this one like a plague.
MelChols are actually folks with the most honest outlook.

Sanguines are a no-no.

MelChol girls over others any day.
RomanceRe: MissRaine69 (A Romantic Poem). by TSOM(m): 10:47pm On Jun 18, 2017
Joe, I scanned to see if I'd find something close to that "...I discharge fluid with "aaah!"... " line. Nothing close.
Foreign AffairsRe: Al-jazeera Twitter Account Suspended by TSOM(m): 11:07pm On Jun 17, 2017
seunny4lif:
What he is trying to say is
AJ, CNN and BBC are all CIA agent TV
Amongst the three, BBC is comparatively balanced. CNN doesn't mask its bias.
LiteratureRe: What Are You Reading Right Now And What Page Are You? by TSOM(m): 10:04pm On Jun 17, 2017
Illuminatus:
Chinua Achebe's Man of the People

Margret Atwood's The Handmaid's Tale

Helen Oyeyemi's What Is Not Yours Is Not Yours
You've got the download links to the last two?
LiteratureRe: What Are You Reading Right Now And What Page Are You? by TSOM(m): 10:01pm On Jun 17, 2017
abdulwadood:
Please can any 1 send me the link or PDF file of any crime thriller or adventure stories
Google-search "John Grisham ebooks" and "Nalini Singh Psy Changeling ebooks".
If you like paranormal books, go with the later.
LiteratureRe: Spoof Comics Steps To The Forefront With Four Comic Issues. by TSOM(m): 9:41pm On Jun 17, 2017
25thJOE:
seriously,but can comic book industry move anywhere in Nigeria ?
I think it will if properly promoted.
Remember "Sheggs" during the late 90's and 2000's sponspored by Mr. Biggs?
CelebritiesRe: Between Tonto Dikeh And Churchill, Who Rocked The Beards Better? by TSOM(m): 12:34pm On Jun 17, 2017
Tonto's attempt to look like Churchill is like gifting a C-list actor who looks like Bobrisky with Terry G's staged(?) insanity a role in a low-budget, poor-directedly movie directed by a transgender.

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