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Offpoint:
Hell no! I've never met any Lady online, it's not my thing asking ladies out online, but I know a lot of people who have done that... I tell ya it always end up drastically.

Online dating works generally; on Facebook especially. But avoid getting too personal with any female on Nairaland. If she piques your curiosity and intelligent enough, keep it on a platonic level even when you both converse off-Nairaland. Never flirt or make passes at her; just mental spars and intelligent discussions. Never tell her what you can't tell everyone else.

Nairaland females are snitches by default and would sell you out for minutes of on-Nairaland fame.

KreativGenius:
Although relationships will be more fun if there were emotional mind games, it's stressful

Have you ever wondered why you could be spending time with your Missy and all of a sudden she goes quiet? When you ask what's wrong, she says , "Don't worry, I am fine. It's nothing". Then you begin racking your brain, trying to revisit every scene with her just to check if you've hurt her unknowingly. See? She's playing emotional mind games with you just for fun.

You: I'm picturing the thousand expressions on your face this very minute...

Eno: Go away joor...



And so the conversation goes...

You keep her second-guessing. She has no proof you are seeing other women but you made her blush with lovey-dovey words too...


Emotional mind games has its place in every relationship...and is healthy too.

kowalsky:
the more you commit the more you lose respect.

so grow some fvking balls and let the bish slide.

pidgintutor:
this is blunt truth..... peeps like jude and airforce who doesnt give a rat ass weda u pretty or not always have females wish thinking... theres this lefu guy... hes seen as the ladies man but that where it all ends..... overly too emotional with ladies is a terrible approach... ignoring a pretty guy when evry one wants her is a torment to her esp if you are not looking bad yourself.... NICE GUYS ALWAYS COME LAST.. EVEN WITH OTHER GUYS... they lose respect, they are taken for granted... i saw a thread where a student complained of people owing him yet he still lends money out... such a nice guy and loser ....

Draei:



It would be unfair if i keep doing this on this thread tho, 22nd is the definition of perfecto. Let's meet then Kingsley.

True. Maybe our e-paths would cross in the Eurosoccer subsection; specifically in the Barcelona or Real Madrid thread.

Till the El Classico this month when Barcelona wins.

I swear, I'd troll you and other Madrid fans like I did to LsÖfDk last season when we won.

Safiaa:
Yawns. Ok.

Yawns... Yawning... That's what the men who pay for sessions with you do when they realize the orifice between your stretchmarks-riddled thighs is as elastic inelastic as a strip of cloth. They yawn.

You should work on why no man finds you interesting after three weeks of having you. There's nothing to your personality and the only thing going positive for you is the number have times you've done a pregnancy test.

Safiaa:
Are you this miserable in real life?

Miserable? Isn't that ironically hilarious coming from you a whoring freak of nature who created these threads: https://www.nairaland.com/3742953/say-no-broke-men-ladies

https://www.nairaland.com/3676285/ladies-proud-bodycount?

Miserable would be you allowing Alhaji and protégés to turns pounding away at your vagina which smell like wet shoes just so he'd give you fake bangles and earring.

Miserable would be every guy who accosts you using "Hey babe, how much for two rounds with you?" as a chat-up line.

Stick to being the plaything of every teenage boy who wants to lose his virginity.

edimolu:
Ok....next please

You brought this on yourself.

Next please? Isn't that your mum's cliché when she has countless random countless men huffing and puffing over her serially like a car assembly plant with parts being fixed? "Oga, just ten minutes and you're done. You paid me only #500. Next please?!"

You should know I can do this and no one moniker means anything to me as I'd willing sacrifice any moniker I logon with at the risk of a ten-year forum-wide ban just for the sheer pleasure of causing you pain.

Have seen your mum all day? She's on Instagram broadcasting a live feed of her boobs.

edimolu:
Then you noticed his ugliness and dared to move on

You're hoping Lézz would come hard at you with the most scathing invectives and the ensuing back-and-forth would make you bask in the whatever spotlight of attention the envisaged e-fight would attract even at the expense of your psyche taking a thumping.

Here's what would happen: He ( and his) would maybe go hard at you, you'd be drawn and quartered across the ragged pages of this thread like a treasonous thief in the Roman Empire and your e-reputation which you've carefully crafted would be worse off than what it is and , like a wounded rodent left for dead by a well-fed feline, you'd die in your hole of cyber-obscurity.

This is no threat- it's a foretelling.

Draei:

0h, so reaching finals but losing is now an
achievement for player of his calibre? #smh.

Now that's an assumption, a baseless one judging from his 3 finals & 3 loses..Don't make me laugh plz.

'Messi would' meaning is yet to buh his rival already is outta that baseless statement already. You need more? 22nd of next month would do, Later Uefalonas.

elmas:
Hello Mr. TS.OM and Mr. 5.Mindset instead of throwing banters at each other, why not help us know how to attract the good spirits or aliens that will be able to help us in times of trouble. How to use our sense organs to detect an intending doom that would harm us. I believe there is a mechanism the "whites" use to attract this spirits to obtain knowledge in science and technology or their various field of profession and that is why they are moving faster than we africans. This thread has been gaining views enormously and I believe folks viewing this thread would have one or two things to contribute,
Let's stop creating this atmosphere of self conscious boosterism and help we the unlearned people.

5DMindset:
I am a grown man and I do not have time to exchange banters with humans who by any level could be my students and even people I provide for.

So, please be careful how you address me, because I am doing you and the rest of the readers a favor by revealing the hidden secrets of the universe to you all who can not afford the levies and dues associated with becoming an elite magi of the Cosmos.

Having stated the above, I will add that I have no interest in 'belief' 'religion' and 'fairytale'. So pay attention to what I am about to write and if you have a problem controlling your emotion, do not channel your aggression to me. I am just trying to help you guys understand the mechanics of the Universe which has taken me about 20yrs to research.

If anyone has question to ask nicely, I will respond to them. What we call religion is mumbo jumbo with little truth here and there, the entire bodies and subjects of studies within the lower density universe of which Earth is just one of the many digital libraries is just one body of knowledge outside the horizons of time and space. So, religion, classical science, geology, archeology, astrophysics, astrology, quantum physics, biogenesis, quantum biology etc are all aspects of one course, which is the mechanics of the design of the universes.

So, if a Quantum Physicist makes attempt at decrypting the M-Theory, String Theory etc and has, because of the limitation of physical apparatus and limitation of the basic 5 senses can not decode the data available in the cosmos does not mean those things are not there, it just means that the apparatus for which the premise of our research are based on, are quack tools. It is like using logic to analyze and study plasma and ether. It is physically impossible.

To understand the universe, you must understand what consciousness is, how it works, frequencies, wavelengths, bandwidths and even vibrations and most importantly, you must study matter and energy beyond the very limited and narrow ultraviolet spectrum to the entire dark energy spectrum.

Human Beings are hybrids of 12 Extra-terrestrial species, which is the precursor of the 12 strands of DNA we originally had, before it was sequenced to 2 strands with the remaining 10 strands regarded as junk DNA. That is how timid we are. But few of us on this research understand that there are more extra-terrestrials in the Universe than even human beings on Earth. That is to say, there are other Human species that are not on this planet, but on other planets that supports 3D physical existence. And there are billions of ETs and ITs on diverse dimensions. It is not about out there, it is about frequencies. Some see us and others dont. It is the same way that some people see plasma energy beings and others dont. So our worlds are interactive and our makers are not on the same dimensions with us. That is why you can search for all I care to find God and Devil and what ever names you choose to ascribe to Intelligent Scientific Beings that hybridized us.

I have much work on my desk but will find time to explain these stuff for those who are interested. But if you are asking me as a challenge, then I will tell you all ...be my guest... and live in your miseries. You will understand the mechanics of the universe when you get attacked by archons and reptillians and not even your churches and mosques can save you from certain high frequency dimensional beings. But for me, atleast I have studied enough to broker peace and have my ways and if I so desire, have them work in my favor.

Bye for now.

5DMindset:
Yes, you can amplify the perceptions by raising your vibrational frequency beyond the 7Hz that Earth and 3rd dimension 4th density by default produces. At the moment, Earth is spinning faster and is on a higher frequency as we transition into 4th dimension, so that is why we have so many advance beings birthed as kids these days. The new kids are more advanced human species.

Back to your question, you can enhance and amplify your vibrations so you can amplify your abilities, be it clairvoyance, clairsentience, etc

There are different ways of doing that.

5DMindset:
Great, it is real.

5DMindset:
Not a gift in my case.

I am a researcher on Astrophysics, Quantum Dynamics, Spirit Science, Metaphysics and Classical Physics, Archeology and Occult. I studied very hard for so many years about God and the Universe.

I do not recommend that anyone delve into my kind of research except you really need to know the truth. And the truth is going either make you depressed or very happy.

Human Beings are not what we think we are. These beings we call demons, aliens etc are actually a part of the world we live in today and they are with us all the time. It is just that our 5 senses were designed with limited capacity to perceive the visible UV spectrum of light and energy. Even though there are 24+ colors in the complete spectrum which we call dark matter and energy, which these beings are made of, we still believe what we do not see do not exist instead of acknowledging the fact that our capacity to know the universe using the 5 senses is limited.

Our physical senses are limited, it is not that these beings do not exist, we should admit that our capacity to meet them is limited. They are way more advanced scientifically than us. They designed us, they watch over us and the bad guys among them can fucck us up big time. They are part of the Universe and strongly so. For some of them, we are their energy and food source. Just like cows and horses are our food and energy sources. We are not top of the food chain, we are a link in the food chain. I hope you understand that.

I have to stop here for now.

AHCB:
Oh please I try hard not to remember. Lol.

AHCB:
You forgot to add dick and pussy_

How are you, Kay? You went AWOL. Lol.

AHCB:
No work today?

tosyne2much:
Have you also had a similar experience?

subtlemee:
Make up should be banned in any pageantry to get real beauties ...hbd all the same

NairalandHeroes:
What's happening here?

NairalandHeroes:
What's happening here?

It's simple.

A supposedly Chicago-based chameleon decided to role-play like Diaz Cameron 'cause he thought himself a croc'. So he turned rebellious , harboring dark thoughts , wielding a sword like Michael. But this river isn't Jordan - this is the Everglades. Now the chameleon's being feasted on by the alligators.

Ishilove:
Tsom, where is the screenshot. I can't see it

Zandha:
LMAO. WTF!!! Whoever did this to you must be celebrated for making a clueless madman out of an inconsequential primitive bastard like you who serves no purpose in the 21st century. Like, what kind of a lunatic are you? This darkenedrebel must be so wicked to have tormented your soul so much that you see him everywhere. What an alcoholic bastard you are. Indeed, in your house hold, reason must be the Devil's whore_.

I made a submission much more reasonable than your inane ramblings and you had no counter other than to flex your muscles of stupidity by accussing me of being someone else? Oh, crazy coot, a mental case you are. You should be locked up in a mental asylum and forever seperated from sane human beings. No wonder it was IMPOSSIBLE for you to engage DeepSight in a discourse on the Council of Nicea. The wrong program must have been coded in your mother's putrid womb. It's hard to believe that you could be such an imbecile_.

TLuzzie:
Hahahaha. I don't care about that useless spirit which has given room for personal and allegorical interpretation of clear and straight forward words for each person's convenience, resulting in the existence of THOUSANDS of Protestant sects. All I care about is the LITERAL, UNAMBIGIOUS and INCONTESTABLE words written in the Bible, which you don't know better than I do.

Why should I give a rat's ass about the spirit of stupidity that makes you think you know about Christianity just as much as the Pope and his Cardinals?

[color=darkgreen]"Reason is the Devil's Whore_"[/color] - MARTIN LUTHER, founder of Protestantism. THIS is WHY you're stupid_.

TheUmbra:
Here comes the innate forensic specialist whose astute mind works like a charm!

Antonio Conte!

TheMortician:
Oh, Kay but why? Where art thou all these while.

Mystical detective! Your insight is so natural and apt like a pure breed!

Twale!!!

He's been asslicking Íshilove with his main and flogging her with alternates

TheMortician:
See how Tluzzie disappears for his main handle to surface

TheMortician:
so after I killed you deader than HIV killed your dirt-poor mother, you have been practicing with Google to stage a comeback after your elimination!!!

I give up. Cheap filth like your dead mother. May her soul never rest in peace.

You're using Google to diss as your dead mother used her neighbour's dick to cheat on your dad before she was struck by lightening.

Bastard Plagiarist. Now her ghost peers will even desert her after watching her son being humiliated like a common market thief.

I have been wasting my time on a brain-dead Google rapist who rapes Google without comdoms.

Goodbye son of cheap dead LovePeddler. You're a waste of diss. www.nairaland.com/attachments/5641732_2017071222_49_59_jpegcb3fab5e770c2d9f0d22c114c16e07f7

Sweet!