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Foreign Affairs › Re: Iraqi Kurds To Hold Independence Referendum In September 2017 by TSOM(m): 8:33am On Jun 09, 2017

kanayoNickel:
Plz o, let this be SUCCESSFUL.

Y'all know what this means.

The Biafran and Kurdish agitations are nearly at parallels.

While Kurds are a defined people, the Igbos keep trying to foist the Biafran tag on Ibibios, Annangs, Ijaws, Ikwerres, Urhobos and other tribes in the South South region. We do not want a part of your Biafra. Have it all to yourselves.

The Kurdish people have recognized leaders, 'Biafra' doesn't - only opportunists like the eventual leaders of the war-torn South Sudan.

By the way, I am unrepentantly Ibibio, so if you try the cliched 'Afonja!' slur as a retort as against countering my assertions, I'd hound you with the most scathing invectives.

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Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Advised Married Women To Kill Their Husband by TSOM(m): 7:56am On Jun 09, 2017

She wants attention and she got it by jarring our senses with the extreme. She'd do nothing.

Men should be more wary of seemingly innocent-looking, calm women. They hatch their plans to cheat and never get caught well. If they get caught, even you would doubt the fact before you.

Romance › Re: I Am Overwhelmingly Obsessed With The Current Prettiest Lady On NL by TSOM(m): 12:27pm On Jun 08, 2017

Toobikk:
You are wrong. I am not her. I am a guy.

Yeah... I also built Trump Towers and footed half the bills.

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Romance › Re: I Am Overwhelmingly Obsessed With The Current Prettiest Lady On NL by TSOM(m): 12:18pm On Jun 08, 2017

I suppose this is your attempt at forcing your cyber-existence on the consciousness of Romancelanders and Nairalanders by extension, isn't it? Creating a male handle to focus the fleeting spotlight of attention on your main handle ? Nice try, missy, reality just sunk your boat before it set sail .

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Nairaland General › Re: Have You Ever Been Betrayed By A Friend?, Share Your Experience. by TSOM(m): 8:45pm On Jun 07, 2017

Nma27:
One devil back stabbed me and stole my bf... Swore to keep only male friends after that. Male frds get their own wahala though

She didn't steal your boyfriend - he cheated on you WITH her. It's a conscious decision by both. Blame him too for giving in to her advances.

...And no man would be comfortable dating a woman who keeps only male friends.

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Romance › Re: Have you been in a relationship with a Bipolar? by TSOM(m): 7:51pm On Jun 07, 2017*

The problem with being in a relationship with bi-polar folks is you never really know when the mood knob would turn and the uncertainty - and the need to always plan for the accompanying outbursts - leaves you, their partner, emotionally drained.
A good partner should notice the tell-tale signs without being told.

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Romance › Re: PSA: Stop Repressing Women. by TSOM(m): 1:22pm On Jun 07, 2017

pocohantas:
It's tiring, it's childish. The olosho comment is the most predictable comeback on NL. Then they wonder why women don't speak up?
Sex is like a chore to the average Nigerian woman because she doesn't get satisfaction from it.

The truth can never set you free with some Nigerian men. They love lies...

Just as the "broke guy" slur is the most predictable retort female Nairalanders uses. A dude posts a scathing remark or comment which completely obliterates a woman's defense of pettiness and the only weapon left in her ruins of an arsenal is : "Broke guy!".

Well, we'd continue being predictable with our retorts until the average Nigerian female stops trying to depict herself as a saint. You lot lie ceaselessly about your body counts , keep your options open by keeping multiple lovers in the guise of "just being a friend" and try to justify your cheating acts when you're caught with fake tears and the usual lie - "You stopped giving me attention and he was so nice to me. I want attention too". Reverse psychology to make the dude feel guilty for your flaws.

Then again, half the folks who shame women who express their sexual liberality are members of your own gender - women.

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Romance › Re: This Birthday Photo Shot Of A Calabar Boy And His Friends Goes Viral Online by TSOM(m): 8:08am On Jun 06, 2017

lordkit2:
Before now we've heard of Asoebi in burials, weddings and maybe house warming parties (Bobrisky started this) but in Birthdays ?

This Calabar boy and his friends pictured below are killing it in their asoebi for his birthday!

The photo has since gone viral.

Source: http://www.flexygist.com.ng/2017/06/06/this-birthday-photo-shot-of-a-calabar-boy-and-his-friends-goes-viral-online/

Cc: Lalasticlala

What proof do you have other than the random tweet of an attention junkie seeking to get tens of retweets that the effeminate boys in the picture are of the Akwa-Cross extraction? You need to get your head checked.

Romance › Re: Immediately She Opened Her Legs For Me (photos) by TSOM(m): 10:14pm On Jun 05, 2017*

thegame1655:
S.eun needs to add the yawning emoji here... I thought you were going to talk about my girlfriend, but he went for my father..

it is so boring it is making me fall asleep.. and it is so hard for me to fall asleep normally

Mentioning _Seun_ as a not-so-subtle attempt to get my moniker banned and to stall my attacks is ineffective. Bans do not deter me. I'd simply login to the next available, unrestricted account to continue my lexical assault on you.
How's your bladder? Still bedwetting like your other relatives?

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Romance › Re: Immediately She Opened Her Legs For Me (photos) by TSOM(m): 9:51pm On Jun 05, 2017

thegame1655:
Keep going.. when you are done searching google for words.. you will finally go to sleep and wake up to your reality

The day I pilfer disses from the internet is the day I die.
I malleate even the most difficult words/phrases into the most articulate sentences and at a faster rate than the number of times your father bedwets at night.

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Romance › Re: Immediately She Opened Her Legs For Me (photos) by TSOM(m): 9:36pm On Jun 05, 2017

thegame1655:
Please stop all the grammar.. you enjoy insulting people a lot...

My retort to your prequel post focused solely on our travails as a country.

You want to make it personal? Be my guest.

Romance › Re: Immediately She Opened Her Legs For Me (photos) by TSOM(m): 9:22pm On Jun 05, 2017

thegame1655:
Nigerians are so happy when it comes to bashing each other.. But when it comes to protesting for the good of the economy, they will stay at home...

Seems like some people have been reported

Protests which aren't sustained wouldn't change our collective fortunes.

Romance › Re: Immediately She Opened Her Legs For Me (photos) by TSOM(m): 8:43pm On Jun 05, 2017

sekxy:
childish tantrum won't earn u a kobo...
cry me a river! !!!

Cry is what you do when you have to fake an illness so you can extort money from Michael, John and Greg to buy sanitary pads and panties.

Cry is what you did when Jimmy threw you when he caught you in bed with his friend.

Cry was your only reaction when you were beaten up for sleeping with married men by their wives.

When are you going to save enough for a surgery to reduce your neck?

Sperm-gaggling nymphomaniac!

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Romance › Re: Immediately She Opened Her Legs For Me (photos) by TSOM(m): 8:26pm On Jun 05, 2017

sekxy:
if they call u broke now..u start crying fowl.

The day I ever pay for sex is the day my fingers should get chopped.
You couldn't even deny the allegations of sex trade 'cause you're a street _whore_.
You've never earned a kobo without the combined efforts of your lips, your scrawny fingers and the engorged orifice between your bony thighs!

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Romance › Re: Immediately She Opened Her Legs For Me (photos) by TSOM(m): 8:10pm On Jun 05, 2017

sekxy:
see how all ur comment revolves around sex..so tell me the difference between u and those u call olosho,deal with it ur as asslicker dude..
whenever they feel intimidated they start spewing trash..

u left the topic to spew trash..
btw,ur comment is childish and irrelevant as u are

Simpleton-esque leech! Here are a few home truths you can't deny:

*The hair-do you currently adorn was paid for by a guy;

*You didn't pay your data subscription yourself;

*Half your wardrobe is funded by a dude;

*The last four boys who screwed you paid you in the guise of "transportation fare" .

Stinky skank!

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Romance › Re: Immediately She Opened Her Legs For Me (photos) by TSOM(m): 7:31pm On Jun 05, 2017

sekxy:
this is why u can never take them serious. .after ass lickin all these girls both offline and online..they will have the guts to call them sluts. ..I pity girls that take NL guys serious

This is odd coming from you a girl who chose "Sekcy" as her moniker. "_Sexy_" to indicate you're nothing more than a sentient pleasure thing to be discarded.

Any Nairaland male who takes you seriously should have his face smashed with a plank.

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Romance › Re: END TIME! Two Nigerian Lesb!ans Set Internet Ablaze With This Photos & Video by TSOM(m): 7:59pm On Jun 04, 2017

Dyt:
They look so happy together

Yeah... Until they need to tumble beneath the sheets and work themselves into multiple sexual climaxes then they realize they need a penile-shaped intimacy gadget to achieve this. Which is hilariously ironic 'cause a penile-shaped intimacy gadget does what a _penis_ does and a _penis_ is exclusive to MALES - the very MALES they decided not to have sexual relationships with. Silly girls.

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Fashion › Re: "Is This A Human Being?": Lady's Heavy Make Up Photos Got People Confused by TSOM(m): 7:47pm On Jun 04, 2017

What's worse? Some worthless, servile, shameless boys would click the "like" icon and fall over themselves trying to get her attention with false adulations in the comments section of her picture update/upload. Dimwits!

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Christianity Etc › Re: Top Magic Tricks Jesus Performed by TSOM(m): 2:02pm On Jun 04, 2017*

chemystery:
we learnt from your god who started to exist out of nothingness. If you can say so of your god, why cant someone else say so of the universe?

You deride and mock theists for believing in the existence of supernatural beings without "proofs" but you believe the universe as we know it came to be out of nothing without valid proofs? It makes you atheists worse than theists - two-faced hypocrites! Then again, morality has never been the strong point of atheists which makes you a shameless, lying hypocrite.

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Romance › Re: Thailand's Scorpion Queen That Spent 33Days With 5000 Live Scorpions(Graphics) by TSOM(m): 1:07pm On Jun 04, 2017

That she's famous and celebrated doesn't necessarily mean she's not insane. Psychopath!

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Crime › Re: Ghanaian Soldier, Maxwell Mahama, Lynched & Burnt To Death (Photos) by TSOM(m): 5:41pm On May 30, 2017

kpaofame:
too bad

But how foolish can some people be...so anyone with gun is a criminal

With the worsening state of insecurity in the world, any armed person is a potential threat; worse even if he/she isn't uniformed. That ugly scenario could play out in any part of Sub-Saharan Africa given the circumstances involved.

Romance › Re: What Is Your Homophobic Tolerance Level For Lgbts? by TSOM(m): 10:00pm On May 29, 2017

Hannysmilez:
Lmfao. Go learn how to spell niggur. It's "improve" and not "inprove". Captain 'lexical articulation.'

Lesson one: It's "LMFAO", not "lmfao".
Always write acronyms with upper-case letters.

Lesson two : Punctuate properly. A comma should be inserted to indicate the slight pause in the sentence. It's "Go learn how to spell , niggur", not "Go learn how to spell niggur."

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Romance › Re: How Each Zodiac Sign Cheats In Relationships. What part are you? (photos) by TSOM(m): 9:45pm On May 29, 2017

Those who believe Zodiac signs are as 'intelligent' as a discarded crown cork. There's no such thing as predestination. Your decision to cheat is what it is - a decision, not the causative effect of some darn stellar constellation.

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