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Crime › Re: Two Suspected Thieves Burnt In Calabar Beyond Recognition (Graphic Photos) by Tulsaguy: 6:53pm On May 31, 2020
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Travel › Re: FG Begins Maintenance Of All Bridges In Lagos, Drains Evacuation by Tulsaguy: 6:50pm On May 31, 2020
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Politics › Re: Hameed Ali Marries Zainab Abdullahi As New Wife (Photos) by Tulsaguy: 6:48pm On May 31, 2020
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Politics › Re: Obasa: 64 Bank Accounts Linked To BVN Of Lagos Assembly Speaker- SaharaReporters by Tulsaguy: 1:38am On May 24, 2020
Ambo... oh... ambo. No be Joke. He is coming for them truly.
Offend Ambode @ ur own peril.... grin grin
Career › Re: My Bitter Experience Doing A Security Guard Job by Tulsaguy:
You won't show courtesy to some folks until you know their stories. The op was particular about guys, pls ladies go through similar pathways too.

I have done this same job before, but you don't allow your present circumstance to define who you are.

I received all kinds of insults, but I was determined that I won't wear that inglorious uniform for ever. I enrolled for a PT program with my first pay chq as a security man. Out of no time, I created time. You know how difficult it can be to leave duty post for school and not get sacked. But I have to do something to change my story.... I sort my colleagues, make friends even with arch enemies just to get my mind liberated.

Behold it works wonders! U have to face the shame,forget the insult and be determined to rewrite your story. I graduated from the PT with good grade, then proceeded for a full time program at UI. I went for an interview and met one of those who used to insult me came for same position. He was so surprised to have seen me. What could a security man be coming to this kinda organisation to do. He didn't realise that as they were busy insulting me, I was schooling, doing something underground they weren't aware of.

The job is demeaning, some will look down on you but also have good story of people who look up to me even as a security man. Build yourself, make yourself a man people will always want to come, but be as wise as serpent and be as cool as dove. As an officer, people come to me for all kinds of advice in the same organisation. Remember you were trained not to be friend with anyone but use your head. People ain't your enemies.

I am no longer a security man, that's in my past. But it's part of my story today.
Politics › Re: Gambari The Slap Next Time: Femi Adesina Article Against Ibrahim Gambari In 2008 by Tulsaguy: 11:46am On May 17, 2020
While we know that @femiadesina is no saint, is @renoomokri a Christian at all. He is so vindictive and vengeful. These ain't Christ's traits.

Reno's followers should beware!
Romance › Re: I Have A Serious Problem Concerning My Relationship With Women. by Tulsaguy: 7:59pm On May 15, 2020
Something tells me this isn't real. Opp just described some abnormal traits 21st century guys portray to elicit response. It's practically impossible for one person to have all of these.

Ladies ought to learn a great deal from these.
Romance › Re: I Have A Serious Problem Concerning My Relationship With Women. by Tulsaguy: 7:40pm On May 15, 2020
The day a mad man realizes that he is mad, he is 50% to the cities of recovery and freedom
Politics › Re: Dapo Fafowora: "COS Ibrahim Gambari Is Even More Dangerous Than Kyari" by Tulsaguy: 9:01pm On May 13, 2020
pesin na Aboki, black, com be fulani Muslim. Una say make e no wicked. wickedness is genetic in their blood....
Celebrities › Re: Big Sheff Weight Loss Transformation (Photos) by Tulsaguy: 9:52am On May 13, 2020
Nairaland mods are copy cat. If you know you know.
Romance › Re: What Are Your Top 3 Criteria When Looking For A Potential Life Partner? by Tulsaguy: 5:32pm On May 12, 2020
1. The fear of God. 2. Intelligence 3. Home training
Politics › Re: Hotel Demolition: Sowore Reacts "Wike Is Mad, He’ll Pay For His Sins One Day!" by Tulsaguy: 12:06pm On May 11, 2020
Asgard13:
Fullish ignorance on full display grin
e pain am grin
Asgard13:
Fullish ignorance on full display grin
e pain am grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Hotel Demolition: Sowore Reacts "Wike Is Mad, He’ll Pay For His Sins One Day!" by Tulsaguy: 11:49am On May 11, 2020
Asgard13:
Watch how Yoruba people will defend and praise Any Yoruba governor that will do same...
even that useless one in ogun state will receive acolytes ..
God bless the owner of the hotel to be an Igbo man grin
You can imagine what nairaland front page will look like..

Yoruba hate wike... Wike no send am.. and he’s bold about it.
He rejected Yoruba Chairmanship in pdp .. said he’s mind and when the Yoruba nation demanded apologizes...
Wike look left.

Every day Yoruba Dey online the try hard to divide east and south...agenda.started by Awo, but reaction no Dey favor them..
They attack igbos today .. next day na government of south..
but you will never see Yoruba criticize a Yoruba governor..

Na dem go ask you wetin be your own... then follow up with better insults


Why be say... Eleme people no complain, ogoni their neighbor no complain , okrika no complain
No riVers man Dey complain

But Yoruba people Dey cry more than the whole southern states... from a distance of more than 3500 kilometers

There’s a problem ... big problems

Bayerebe’s are twodaful grin
sorry Jonathan name is not azuibuke.... na una datch am just trying to fams ss.
Politics › Re: Hotel Demolition: Sowore Reacts "Wike Is Mad, He’ll Pay For His Sins One Day!" by Tulsaguy: 11:31am On May 11, 2020
criminalmindz:
even coward dey talk, I thought buhari padlock his mouth. jonsing human rights activist, you just want us to notice your not in DSS cell. oya we Don notice
You are either one of the many irredeemable, corrupt, pained idiots whose drunken role model/master lost election in 2015 OR another brainless, social misfit and slowpoke asslicker of the cow fukker occupying aso villa now.
Politics › Re: Hotel Demolition: Sowore Reacts "Wike Is Mad, He’ll Pay For His Sins One Day!" by Tulsaguy: 11:21am On May 11, 2020
SocialFinance:
Now you know there is nothing good about PDP. Whether small or big pepper na pepper.

Continue romancing with them deceiving yourself with stoopid revolution

Continue reporting lie and concorted story about Nigeria. If PDP get back to power you will know the true meaning of i[b]t's finish[/b]
I just realized that both most demented APC & PDP members don't like @yelesowore. Bunch of idiotic elements and agents of corruption and darkness don't like light, so that their evil deeds won't be revealed.

Whenever he goes hot on one of these evil Siamese twin, the other accused him of being a paid agent of the other. Bunch of miscreants and social misfits attacked him at every opportunity.


The Youths whose future had been mortgaged by the useless politicians will borrow data to come defend their atrocities all because they come from the same village or region....

una neva suffer ....
Politics › Re: Wike: Why I Demolished Two Hotels In Rivers State (Video) by Tulsaguy: 8:11pm On May 10, 2020
okomile:
Continue

Na your time now

Tomr dey round d corner oooo
Magu and bubu go just de laff in fulfude language now.... looking as thunder wey go fire wike de smoke weed.
Politics › Re: Wike Orders Arrest Of PHED CEO, Sends Him To Isolation Center by Tulsaguy: 8:07pm On May 10, 2020
Now this is where bubu should sure of his balls..... wike can't be harassing people up and down. Bubu too na idiot but I
if I were him.... I will order all those police to report to base.
Christianity Etc › Re: Should I Confess That I Poured Hot Water On My Neighbor's Goat? by Tulsaguy: 10:41am On May 10, 2020
If she succeed in killing u because of ur act of wickedness towards a creature of God, heaven will blame u for not swallowing ur pride and plead for forgiveness from her because u wrong her..... if the witch of today bcom an evangelist tomorrow... she will make heaven while u rot in hade.

The goat didn't wrong u because animals look for comfortable places to lay.... simply apologize.

Don't mind all these indomie children asking u to ignore her, do that at your own peril. The world has 7 layers.... meaning aye pe meje.
TV/Movies › Re: Who Is Your Favorite Film/Series Character Of All Time? by Tulsaguy: 7:59pm On May 09, 2020
I can't imagine myself sitting for 2 hours watching some guys acting out what they already discussed.
Politics › Re: The First Project By Julius Berger In Nigeria 1965 Was In Lagos (Throwback Pic) by Tulsaguy: 9:26am On May 09, 2020
TodayNAlways:
The other day I saw a video of transport system in Lagos dated back to early 60s. I wept after watching that video. Literally, there's no difference between Nigeria of 60 years ago and Nigeria of today. No progress, no development. Pathetic!!!
please help me with the link to the video...
Politics › Re: Mutari Dauda Is Dead! Buhari's Nephew Dies by Tulsaguy: 6:59pm On May 08, 2020
the last three posts nairaland is on death, seun ki lo n happen? Una don de lose focus...
Crime › Re: Daughter Kills Mother Over Sex With Her Husband In Osun by Tulsaguy: 2:41pm On May 04, 2020
Scriptures are being fulfilled in our very eyes.....

Matthew 10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.


Matthew 24:6 And ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars: see that ye be not troubled: for all these things must come to pass, but the end is not yet. 24:7 For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in divers places. 24:8 All these are the beginning of sorrows. 24:9 Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake. 24:11 And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many. 24:12 And because iniquity shall abound, the love of many shall wax cold. 24:24 For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.


Not an iota of these words will go unfulfilled.
Crime › Re: Photos Of The 3 UNIPORT Students Killed By Kidnappers by Tulsaguy: 5:51pm On May 02, 2020
crownwealth:
Those are against international human right punishment.
Turenchi
Crime › Re: Adoki Joy, UNIPORT Student, Raped And Killed By Kidnappers (photos) by Tulsaguy: 5:49pm On May 02, 2020
1. Remove one of their (kidnappers) balls each and fry with oil.
2. Cut off the left ears and right hand and use it to do barbeque.
3. Mix their urine with their shit to make strawberry
4. Help them arrange everything inside plate
5. feed them with everything... if they refuse to eat.. use broom pinch the holes in their bloodied penis. they will chop it by force.
that is the day 1 punishment
Crime › Re: Photos Of The 3 UNIPORT Students Killed By Kidnappers by Tulsaguy: 5:45pm On May 02, 2020
crownwealth:
Death by hanging immediately angry


RIP!
For wetin... that's just like asking them to go and sin no more.

1. Remove one of their (kidnappers) balls each and fry with oil.
2. Cut off the left ears and right hand and use it to do barbeque.
3. Mix their urine with their shit to make strawberry
4. Help them arrange everything inside plate
5. feed them with everything... if they refuse to eat.. use broom pinch the holes in their bloodied penis. they will chop it by force.

that is the day 1 punishment
Sports › Re: Screenshots Of Nigerians Begging For Money On Bayern Munich Post. by Tulsaguy: 2:44pm On Apr 30, 2020
Our government too don carry their almajiri plate go meet IMF and AfDB. why are we abusing these e-almajiris, aren't we all almajiris?

grin grin
Politics › Re: Obasa Gets N17m Monthly For Maintenance Of Personal Residence, Guest House by Tulsaguy: 2:21pm On Apr 26, 2020
Give it to Sowore, oko iya won. One reason why the principalities don't like him....

Anyway...... Get your data @ affordable rates

Romance › Re: I Am In Love With A Woman With 3 Kids by Tulsaguy: 9:01am On Apr 25, 2020
Go & write your will. Just remember to will your phone to Tulsaguy, your smelling boxers to lalastical & your earpiece to buhari... because wetin go hit you will be more devastating than covik 1-9. Mumu..... grin
Crime › Re: Cult Leader, Jboy, Killed In Cross River (Photos) by Tulsaguy: 9:32pm On Apr 22, 2020
Staphylococcus:
Lie...

What they always make you to believe.

Abroad is not easy but people there dont want to come back to Nigeria

If you dine with authentic Devil, You will regret the years you served something else.
Another wasted sperm sighted. Una days are numbered.
Crime › Re: Cult Leader, Jboy, Killed In Cross River (Photos) by Tulsaguy: 9:08pm On Apr 22, 2020
ugolinze123:
RIP..may God forgive you.
But u de stupid oh.... Rest peace with who? Bloods in his hands won't give him peace in hades....
If you belong, your days are numbered. Better change your ways & have peace
Travel › Re: COVID-19: Emirates Steps Up Safety Measures For Customers And Employees(Pics) by Tulsaguy: 7:08pm On Apr 21, 2020
Oh! Dear Honourable Corona virus.

Sweet Coro-Coro.

Commander-in-Chief of viruses.

Able and Capable COVIIIII 19.

The lion himself.

Above the law himself.

The worldwide nightmare.

Odogwu 1 of China.

He that humbles the world's securities.

He that gives the entire world emergency public holidays.

He that commands all kukere husbands to stay at home.

Our runs girls and side chicks are now emergency born again.

I duff my cap for you Hon. Corona. Chop knuckle abeg!

I call you *total shutdown*.

The only virus that humbled Nigerian politicians.

For the first time in history, You have made the politicians remain in Naija for treatment.

You have made our pastors to be quiet. Chaii.

You have made politicians to forget their party affiliation, we no longer hear APC or PDP.

You have brought back humanity and unity amongst Christians and Muslims, the rich and poor, husbands and wives. Lol.

Nigerians are pleading you to leave our country,
biko nwokeoma. You've been tested and trusted. We have learnt our lesson, especially our politicians. They will fix our hospitals with immediate effect.
Pls. have pity on us and go back to your coven. (Now, we believe your weight)

Please before all our women go carry belle finish.

Please carry your luggage and go, hunger wants to finish us inside house. We are begging you in the name of God.

Amen.

~Unknown
Health › Re: COVID-19: Two Wuhan Doctors Turn Black After Spending Weeks In ICU (Photos) by Tulsaguy: 7:07pm On Apr 21, 2020
Oh! Dear Honourable Corona virus.

Sweet Coro-Coro.

Commander-in-Chief of viruses.

Able and Capable COVIIIII 19.

The lion himself.

Above the law himself.

The worldwide nightmare.

Odogwu 1 of China.

He that humbles the world's securities.

He that gives the entire world emergency public holidays.

He that commands all kukere husbands to stay at home.

Our runs girls and side chicks are now emergency born again.

I duff my cap for you Hon. Corona. Chop knuckle abeg!

I call you *total shutdown*.

The only virus that humbled Nigerian politicians.

For the first time in history, You have made the politicians remain in Naija for treatment.

You have made our pastors to be quiet. Chaii.

You have made politicians to forget their party affiliation, we no longer hear APC or PDP.

You have brought back humanity and unity amongst Christians and Muslims, the rich and poor, husbands and wives. Lol.

Nigerians are pleading you to leave our country,
biko nwokeoma. You've been tested and trusted. We have learnt our lesson, especially our politicians. They will fix our hospitals with immediate effect.
Pls. have pity on us and go back to your coven. (Now, we believe your weight)

Please before all our women go carry belle finish.

Please carry your luggage and go, hunger wants to finish us inside house. We are begging you in the name of God.

Amen.

~Unknown

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