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CareerRe: Best Paying Company In Nigeria? by tunene: 8:27am On Dec 23, 2009
crowcedar:
I can tell you authoritatively that a fresh graduate in Shell earns as much as 500k per month after tax, including allowances and in a month when they pay some mad allowances, a fresh graduate could go home with about 700k and above depending on the allowance.
I can authoritatively assure you that the month people collect 700K, that is not the month of mad allowances, months of mad allowances you see things like 1.5m, 2m at least 1.2m that is mad allowances. I am not talking of experineced, I am talking of entry level and I mean it. My good friend up was just being conservatiive; the british part of shell is entering into him. Though the normal monthly take home is less than 500K say about 440k or so (in shell o), anyway it is close to 500k.

jay bee:
Shell nigeria or Shell UK?
I seriously do not know why people doubt everything. This you have seen here is the fact. believe it or leave it. if you believe it or not it doesnt change anything. Shell Uk ko Shell germany ni, we are talking about Nigeria.

Yet this is not the most paying oil and gas, Mobil, NLNG, Chevron and Total pay more than Shell. If you like doubt this one too.

One reason most people dont know is because once you get this job, everybody starts asking you for money, your expenses profile jumps up, you want a befitting car, a befitting house and you want to look good - hewes and curtis, TM and so on. A padi man even bought true religion jeans for 27k, I told him it was madness. But he made me realised that you have to reward yourself first, b4 people finish the money with their demands.
So at the end of the day most of the money don finish.
Don't blame them o, if you get there you will do worse, believe me. ENOUGH SAID. HE THAT HAS EAR LET HIM HEAR. And remember you can only work alone, you cannt chop the money alone.
Remember 9ice, "To ba rise, je ki awon padi e jenbe" meaning "when you hammer, remember you guys at least make them"
RomanceRe: I Dont Understand Too.are These Go Ahead Signs From Her? by tunene: 12:44pm On Dec 20, 2009
When will you guys know that midnight calls is not for people that are dating. It doesnt speak well of you. It is for ordinary friends. Get this into your skull. You just messed up. The first word that came out of your mind na midnight call. O boy you messed big time.
RomanceRe: At 21 Still A Virgin by tunene: 12:41pm On Dec 20, 2009
What is 21, we are seeing people 29 28 26. Pls if u are at whatever age, keep it up. It doesnt mean you would not be able to perform with your husband when you married. It doesnt mean you wouldnt know what styles to adopt or adapt. I bet you it is fine and prestigeous I am speaking from a masculist view and it is personal. its virgins all the way, you girls are blessed.
RomanceRe: How To Do Long Distance Relationship. by tunene: 12:36pm On Dec 20, 2009
I cant just understand why people keep describing humans as if they are describing machines. The most complex things God created is beyond theories especially those not properly observed or observed by amateurs. In my OWN OPINION it is even girls that talk more than guys and several counsellors and psychologists including Norman wright, Bimbo Odukoya, have stated this. And this one that you said he should avoid long calls, he had better prepare for it because as far as the girl loves you and knows that you care, she must tell you everything that happened everyday. Where I work, in the first year (our training period) several of the guys had long distance relationship and they had to talk, sometimes for hours, least of them was like 30 minutes, they enjoyed it and today most of them are married. Somebody wants to tell you about her day, what he/she likes and some other stuff you know, some love discussions and you say 10 mins. But pls that one of night calls, dont even try it. Unless if your girl is one cheap girl with nothing to do the next day even at that dont try it.
Car TalkRe: My Steering Wheel Vibrates At High Speed by tunene: 3:33pm On Dec 19, 2009
Nairalanders get experience no be small o. Someone just said his wheels shake at highspeed and just imagine how solutions began to fly. Well, just try this thing. Go now to a mechanic check your brake, if your car uses a brake pad especially front pads, it is mostly likely the one, if the brakes are intact (i.e. new or relatively new) then check your barke disc aside this all those allignment, tire or wheel balancing thing na fa fa foul. If the car is tokumbo and the brake pads looks new or of adequate, it is not a guarantee the brake pads are good it could have absorbed water. Best of luck.
AutosRe: M.a.n Diesel Tipper Truck 4x4 by tunene: 3:12pm On Dec 19, 2009
Ok o. It is well.
AutosRe: M.a.n Diesel Tipper Truck 4x4 by tunene: 8:31am On Dec 19, 2009
This truck still de. How much do you want to sell it.
TravelRe: Which Is The Worst Road To Travel On In Nigeria. by tunene: 8:32am On Dec 18, 2009
Well the best Federal highway in this country at present is Benin-Warri Dual carriageway except for one deep hole you might not notice from the Benin end b4 u enter Delta state. If you enter that hole ur rim fit bend. Followed by Benin-Asaba because the alignment and the structure is not as good as Benin-Warri. Abuja roads are the best intra-state roads in Nigeria. No doubt, pls visit Abuja and see what Nigeria should actually look like.

Wishing you all a happy new year in Advance. Cheers.
TravelRe: Which Is The Worst Road To Travel On In Nigeria. by tunene: 8:24am On Dec 17, 2009
Una de make me laugh.
No road in nigeria is good any more
But I will give a brief list of some of the roads that are manageable
Lagos-Ibadan
Abuja-Kaduna-Zaria
Sokoto-Gusau (just repaired recently)
Abuja-Lokoja (fair only that the volume of traffic is exceedingly overwheming)
Abuja-Jos (via barde not Akwanga)
Osogbo-Offa (fair but the Offa-Ilorin axis is terrible)

Other roads are death traps and thieves' hide out
Sagamu-Benin
Ibadan-Ilorin-Jebba-Mokwa-Kaduna
Mokwa-Makera-Kontagora-Sokoto (very terrible dont even try it)
Port Harourt-Aba-Enugu
Ilorin-Kabba (Via Egbe and Isanlu)
Gombe-Yola (death trap yet Atiku was president for two terms.


I would have love to mention more but I cant keep just typing

Just believe this, I am a civil engr, I have travelled to most places around and I know what I am talking about.
TravelRe: Dirtiest City In Nigeria? by tunene: 4:45pm On Dec 11, 2009
Ibadan is dirty by any analysis. Forget Lagos, lagos wahala too much na im cause am. PH no even reach Aba or Onitsha.

Anyway per region for state Capitals only
North - Sokoto
West - Ibadan
East - Onitsha

Couple with this Lagos is trying to clean the very big city but Ibadan doesnt even care though they claim that the expressway which is what most people see is the federal govt Right of Way. To me Oyo state has consistently produced very Useless state government after the Era of Bola Ige.
AutosRe: Mack Dump Tipper For Urgent Sale Asking Price, 2.8m by tunene: 6:21pm On Nov 24, 2009
Where is this truck, where was it used, is it naija, Europe or US. Send pix. I am interested. Otherwise, if you think this public arena is not ur regular discussion place for you. You can reply to tuneski09@gmail.com. That is my email. I am a serious buyer.
AutosRe: Tipper MAN Diesel 19.321, 4x2, Top Condition, price 2,0 mill by tunene: 2:32pm On Nov 23, 2009
How long will it take you to get this truck to Lagos in days pls. lets us leave the price for now. Also I will like to know when u say to Lagos, you mean get to the port, clear it and get it to a suitable location. is that?
AutosRe: Tipper Truck M.a.n Diesel by tunene: 12:32pm On Nov 23, 2009
I am presently in a remote location so I cannot call. Will 2m fly. what say u.
AutosRe: Tipper MAN Diesel 19.321, 4x2, Top Condition, price 2,0 mill by tunene: 12:15pm On Nov 23, 2009
So then, lets talk about the price. I am willing to give you 1.5m, what say you. If we can close the deal on that, all I will need do then is to call you when I get out of here and we arrange to meet and that is it.
AutosRe: (m.a.n Diesel 16.192) by tunene: 12:12pm On Nov 23, 2009
so how much is this one now. I cant call, I am in a remote location. And what is the size of the bucket. I cant really verify that from here. If you need to talk private, you can send a mail to tuneski09@gmail.com, cheers.
AutosRe: Tipper MAN Diesel 19.321, 4x2, Top Condition, price 2,0 mill by tunene: 9:22am On Nov 23, 2009
I dont need the crane in the first place, when will this truck get to Naija, I would like us to converse on my email account tuneski09@gmail.com. i would have given you my number but I am in a remote location at present. Cheers.
AutosRe: Tipper MAN Diesel 19.321, 4x2, Top Condition, price 2,0 mill by tunene: 7:54pm On Nov 22, 2009
so are u going to dismantle the crane from the body or what.
AutosRe: Tipper Truck M.a.n Diesel by tunene: 7:49pm On Nov 22, 2009
Haba, tell me what is ur last price. or just mail me on tuneski09@gmail.com
AutosRe: Tipper Truck M.a.n Diesel by tunene: 8:22am On Nov 22, 2009
how much are u willing tio sell this truck, though it more of a haib than a tipper. but what is ur offer.
AutosRe: Tipper MAN Diesel 19.321, 4x2, Top Condition, price 2,0 mill by tunene: 8:14am On Nov 22, 2009
send your email and lets talk. i need a 6-tyre or 10 tyre truck brought to Naija from EU. The truck should be Man, Daf or Mercedes benz. I dont need a mack and dont tell me about it. The earlier the better. alternatively mail me on tuneski09@gmail.com. cheers.
PoliticsRe: Amaechi Orders Restriction Of Ex-militants by tunene: 8:09am On Nov 22, 2009
It is sad. I leave in Port harcourt and I must tell you it is a very sad story. It is more sad that people on Nairaland who are supposed to think of somebody that was rapped and pity her choose to decide whether she was a virgin or not. It is most sad that we do not believe that there are still virgins in this land. How old is 21 years that she cant be a virgin. In this land there are virgins of 27, because there are scarce does not mean there are not available. Please let us just stop it there and face the topic on ground. Militants attacking innocent citizens.
AutosRe: Code To Unlock Honda Accord 2002 Audio System by tunene: 4:45pm On Nov 10, 2009
try 12345
PhonesRe: Zain Step-Up by tunene: 3:08pm On Sep 06, 2009
Never, ever, trust for anything. Any package zain supplies, na wayo. Right from Tru-talk, tru-text, zain joli, step-up or down, all na wayo. Dont even think of doing anything with Zain. Bloody theifs.
FamilyRe: Virgin Husbands! by tunene:
Dear All,

This issue of virginity is coming up too often. Its a good thing for a man to be a virgin but it won't make sense for him to go after a woman with years of ... he will forever regret it. As for the guys that are not virgins looking for virgin girls its like robing Peter to pay Paul or better still trying to reap from where you did not sow. If you don do am tire look for people like you and the equation would be balance. As for those who said they don't believe a man can stay virgin till he marries, my dear, it is possible.

But pls, if u never spoil, stay put, if you don spoil, stop there. Virginity should not be a basics for marriage, character, attitude, disposition, vision, commitment, genuine love, are more important than virginity. Anything you don't know can be known, anything you haven't done will be done, that is just it.
FamilyRe: Wrong decision by tunene:
O Boy you self, how on earth would you date a girl for five years and you don't have the intention of marrying her. That is wickedness of the highest order. you knowing fully well that are days are numbered. What if you date her for five years dump her, another dates her for four years dump her, what would remain. Sorrow for her, right?

That is why we tell people date or be friends for as short as possible to know if there is anything in it, if you want to marry then you two can determine what length of time you want to stay more before you get married.

As for pressures from parents and friends, that na lie, why don't you tell us something you are hiding, may be the girls parents are well to do, may be you are the MD of her father's company or may be it is this premarital sex thing and it blindfolded you. so, don't give us that cock and bull story.

Now that you are married, don't even think of changing your mind, because i will be one of those way go swear for you if you venture into divorce. The divorce population is increasing at an alarming rate.

Now brother you are on your own, carry your cross and follow the saviour, He will help you, pray about it and God will grant you ability to love her like yourself.

Fellow brothers, let this be a lesson to all. We are tired of unnecessary complains.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Esso International Scholarship Interview by tunene: 4:13pm On Aug 19, 2009
Come is it the same scholarship that people are still applying for that you are going for interview not even test. Please explain.
PoliticsRe: Fg Sacks Ferma Md, Directors by tunene: 4:32pm On Jul 30, 2009
Do you blame YOUR ADUA it was abachajo's prayer that he got somebody like YOUR ADUA, what else does a Fulani man knows how to do than to employ his own people and make sure they occupy all the position and steal all the money, unless you people forget so soon, Shagari, Buhari were all Fulanis and that blood has been pasted on the door post of the Hausa too. I am not surprised by this debelofment
PropertiesRe: How Large Is 'A Plot' Of Land? by tunene: 7:36am On Jul 30, 2009
akara:
grin

A plot can be 50 x 100 sq m or in some cases 60 by 120 sq ms


grin
gods own:
a standard plot size is 60*120, thats 7200metres square. moreover the location of a piece of land determines the value of the land.
akara:
grin

A plot can be 50 x 100 sq m or in some cases 60 by 120 sq ms


grin
Do you guys no what you are talking about, those sizes you are quoting are almost 1 hectare = 10,000m2, the standard plot is 120feet x 60feet, in cases where you barawo land owners, it is 100feet x 50feet or lesser. It is usually proper to ask for the size and even employ a surveyor to confirm for you before commiting yourself. Cheers.
RomanceRe: What A Woman Wants by tunene: 7:19am On Jul 30, 2009
maedan:
Hmmn, wish life was so simple. But nice stuff, thanks for sharing wink.
well, Life may not be that easy, but we can make it easier for ourselves by applying simple steps that won't cost us much.
PhonesRe: Calculate Your Nokia Phone's Security Master Code Easily Online by tunene: 5:29pm On Jul 29, 2009
pls, it doesn't work for Nokia 5000, can anybody help.
RomanceRe: What A Woman Wants by tunene: 4:30pm On Jul 29, 2009
my brother seriously, I have learnt a great deal from your story, thank you and God bless you.

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