Romance › Re: Should A Man Engage In Anal Sex To Receive Employment & Accommodation Benefit? by tuzle(m): 1:28am On Dec 23, 2023 |
Omo weting person no go read. U are not gay but because of 60k u want ur ass to be drilled by ur fellow man. I read the title and the body over again just to understand the message and I only got the idea of the post from the comment section. But guy why will u sell ur soul for just 60k monthly. I still need to add more to this. U think after the first Bleep, ur body would still remain the same again? U must have had homosexual thoughts before for u to even be able to consider this. I still need to add more. From ur comment I can see that u have already made up ur mind but u are disgracing me allowing ur ass to be drilled for just 60k. Just know if u do it, ur mental health will never be the same again. |
Romance › Re: Can You Marry An Ex Hook Up Girl If She Changed? by tuzle(m): 10:20pm On Dec 22, 2023 |
Emilo: Whats with you guys and virgin. Abeg virgin avoid me oh. I need sex expert, not one olodo wey go dey tell me I'm afraid to suck di……. I am not asking anybody to marry virgin. I was only stating the obvious that if u don't want to likely end up with hookup babe. |
Romance › Re: Can You Marry An Ex Hook Up Girl If She Changed? by tuzle(m): 9:44pm On Dec 22, 2023 |
70% of Nigeria girls has done hookup one way or another. The only way of avoiding such is marrying a virgin because if she doesn't tell u she has done hookup before, how will u know. |
Education › Re: NOUN Student Denied Access Into Exam Hall Over Indecent Dressing (pics/video) by tuzle(m): 8:12pm On Dec 22, 2023 |
I don't know about her dressing but some school for example mine has some dress code that normal normal aren't bad but they don't accept it. |
Celebrities › Re: If You Want To Chill With Rich Men, Attend House Parties In Banana Island - Toke by tuzle(m): 4:29pm On Dec 22, 2023 |
Fiscus105: Only few females billv they can get rich or make it without support from men/selling their body. u said what is in my mind. Shey females can't work to make their own money again ni, must it always be funded by a wealthy man? |
Properties › Re: See The House I Built For My Age Parents. by tuzle(m): 2:14pm On Dec 22, 2023 |
But why are u showing us thee house u built for ur aged parent? What is our business with the house. Do u need to show us so much details |
Education › Re: An Assistant Lecturer Salary In A Federal University by tuzle(m): 11:38am On Dec 22, 2023 |
Gbadugbakun: If you add sorting, handout sales, text book sales..etc. the money would reach 1m. 
The fact is you have to be corrupt before you can live comfortably in Nigeria. not all schools sell handout or text book. That sorting self is not all schools. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Mass Shooting At Prague University, Czech. 15 Killed, 24 Injured by tuzle(m): 8:36pm On Dec 21, 2023 |
Goalnaldo: Thank God gun is not easily accessible in naija here. America would have been a child's play. Imagine queuing up for hours to buy fuel, then queuing up again to collect your own cash in the Bank, then proceeding to watch your favourite Manchester United get thumped 3-0 by a league two side. Dead body will be surplus.
Meanwhile, if you look at the lad closely, you will see a little resemblance with Maguire
I have missed nairaland  u are right here. Guns are not available here like how one can easily get them there and that is why we don't hear cases like that here. Imagine those guys who kill themselves because their gf broke up with them, I am very sure if they had a gun the girl would join them. Even small fight here and gunshot will be heard. That bank own can't be avoided because customers will be going to banks with gun. It will be bloody since our police won't respond on time and even if they respond, they can't put their life on the line to protect the citizens. |
Politics › Re: Pauline Tallen Barred From Public Office Over 'Kangaroo Judgement' Remark by tuzle(m): 2:21pm On Dec 21, 2023 |
We are back to the same old nairaland. Let the war begin |
Sports › Re: Champions League Round Of 16 draw result by tuzle(m): 1:25pm On Dec 18, 2023 |
Ikaeniyan0: Napoli is not in form Barca self no dey form. Barca lost against Antwerp, sharktar and drew a lot of easy winning games. They haven't won there last 4 games. |
Sports › Re: Champions League Round Of 16 draw result by tuzle(m): 1:20pm On Dec 18, 2023 |
aminubako1: Barca and Arsenal are out if he sure for u, let us stake. Porto can never beat arsenal |
Sports › Re: Champions League Round Of 16 draw result by tuzle(m): 1:19pm On Dec 18, 2023 |
asiwaju2027: Napoli don enter one chance
Arsenal will struggle
Mancity always getting easy draws abi na Barca done enter one chance. Very useless one kind team |
Phones › Re: How many of You Remembered This Phone? by tuzle(m): 11:14pm On Dec 17, 2023 |
Englishisamust: The reason why I love this phone was because of that one game on it called space shooter.. Omo that game was so interesting that time are u sure u aren't mistaking this phone for another? I can remember one multilinks having one tank game like that but I think space shooter was Nokia |
Family › Re: Should I Relocate My Family To My Base Or Not. by tuzle(m): 11:10pm On Dec 17, 2023 |
humblespirit: Elon musk is single mother product and He's the richest man in the world Elon musk stayed more with his father. In fact he chose to stay with his father which he later regretted. |
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid And Davido Shutdown Beach As They Hug & Dance Together by tuzle(m): 3:53pm On Dec 17, 2023 |
superlanny: Their poor and wretched followers will be fighting and arguing on who is better and popular but within, Davido and Wizkid are fulfilled and accomplished, with little worries, so who beef help?
Hustle legit and ensure you enjoy, show love and more importantly be the best you can be.
Omoluabis showing love to one another is commendable, I love their bromance. same with Messi and Ronaldo fans, that one is even worst |
Politics › Re: Sim Fubara, A "1st Class Student" (Photo) by tuzle(m): 9:55pm On Dec 16, 2023 |
Areacleo: exactly what I tell all tinubu, òbí, atiku supporters who are always too passionate, thinking that it's one of This politician in power will change their life.. I say they are all the same better face your business or work to improve your own personal life and improve it. I only read and pass. People fighting uselessly over people that Don't care about them. Some people will now be telling us not to japa if we have the chance. Nepa only gives us light in the middle of the night and the light itself isn't even stable. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Top 20 WORST Signings According To Fourfourtwo: by tuzle(m): 1:46pm On Dec 16, 2023 |
It seems most people don't know what worst signing is. Player like Pogba should be there and their are far more worst signing by Manu that aren't listed here. Players that didn't make a single impact. But I agree with bebe being the worst. |
Sports › Re: Rivellino: Osimhen Lacks The Technical Quality To Be Called A Champion. by tuzle(m): 1:10pm On Dec 16, 2023 |
So serie a is worth to be called c hampion abi. |
Romance › Re: Video: B@ddest Lawyer Ifunanya Delilah Goes N@k8d Again On Instagram by tuzle(m): 1:32am On Dec 16, 2023 |
She always entertain us on Twitter. I don't follow her but somehow her post finds it way to my page |
Politics › Re: Stabilise Naira, Stop Blame Game On Emefiele, Ohanaeze Youths Tackle Cardoso by tuzle(m): 10:41pm On Dec 15, 2023 |
Tetraozonaitera: Ohanaeze are right but if Emefiele was not Igbo would they have done the same?
As for the governor of central bank, I think he is a clueless entity. 1000 naira is worthless And yet Tinubu and Cardoso are proud of themselves. emefiele is from delta state. Except u think delta state is igbo |
TV/Movies › Re: Blood Vessel: Ratings And Review by tuzle(m): 6:09pm On Dec 14, 2023 |
I first saw Netflix/playstation and then I saw shot in Niger delta, so I had to go back and check it again. |
Phones › Re: Help: I Got Duped By A Nairalander by tuzle(m): 5:38pm On Dec 14, 2023 |
magnum247: You were scammed cause you didn’t believe that you could be scammed by ur so called brother. Moral of this ur story : being good or bad is not selective of tribe or ethnicity, deal with everyone with the same precaution regardless of where they come from. sometimes believing ur tribe men can't scam u because u are from the same tribe is a very poor way of thinking. 2017 I went to alaba with my uncle (note my uncle was the one who took me as I don't know anywhere in alaba). We wanted to buy a flat screen TV. So when we got to alaba, my uncle purposely ignored all the Igbo sellers until we saw some Yoruba guys who could relate with my uncle well. We selected one tv and we told them we wanted to test the TV and the guy said they dont do testing there that if we want to do testing we would have to make a deposit and they would take us to where we would test the TV. That was how we made the deposit, did the testing and found out most of the tv there are second grade. Omo this guy refuse to return our money. He told us we would have to pick one from there. |
Events › Re: Weddings Are Sweet But Expensive by tuzle(m): 3:59pm On Dec 14, 2023 |
Johnycastro18: Will the brides to be accept this sound analysis of yours?, Thats the problem......
The ladies to be wedded are always the ones asking for an elaborate and talk of the town wedding. Forgetting that things are quite expensive now-adays... putting pressure on the already exhausted groom.
Those who can afford a lavish wedding are free too.
Wedding is good, but there is also life after wedding... not only them, parents are also guilty of this especially the brides parents. |
Family › Re: How Do Married Men Hustling In The Diaspora Cope With Sexual Urges by tuzle(m): 9:26pm On Dec 13, 2023 |
Why do u all believe everyone is a cheat? There are people that actually have self control. Because u can't control urself doesn't mean everyone out there is one Hot dog. |
Romance › Re: Why Women Say This "Deceptive" Phrase When They Cheat - Plus How It Can Help You by tuzle(m): 9:45pm On Dec 12, 2023 |
I have learnt not to give a Bleep about all this stuff. They will just cause u endless headache if u find out what ur girlfriends are doing in secret. |
Sports › Re: Turkish Leagues Suspended After Club President Punches Referee (pics) by tuzle(m): 2:12pm On Dec 12, 2023 |
I would like to know what made him take such risk. But sometimes some referees can be so annoying that u would just be wishing u can slap them. Some players wouldn't even mind entering a boxing ring with referee if not because of the punishment they would receive after. |
Education › Re: Nobody Has Been Able To Get It Right”: Viral Photo Of Mathematics Question Spark by tuzle(m): 12:09pm On Dec 12, 2023 |
ikeno: 16÷5(7-4) By applying PEDMAS/BODMAS
Firstly,solve the equation in the bracket (7-4)=3
That gives us 16÷5(3)
Then using either PEDMAS/BODMAS, in both instances Division comes before Multiplication. Meaning, we need to solve the division first before the multiplication
16÷5=12
Finally, 12(3)
Final answer is 36
All those getting 4 as answer are olodos that don't know how to apply BODMAS
👍 pemdas not pedmas. Just read that the order of multiplication or division doesn't matter |
Education › Re: Nobody Has Been Able To Get It Right”: Viral Photo Of Mathematics Question Spark by tuzle(m): 12:07pm On Dec 12, 2023 |
jaeyking: 36 is the answer na
Which kind unnecessary argument
BODMAS Means solve anything in the bracket first The follow order which is either power or exponential or root
60 ÷ 5(7-4)
Bracket - (7 - 4) = (3) Order - is absent since no root, exponential or power Division - 60 ÷ 5 = 12 Multiplication - 12 (3)
Final answer 36 BODMAS is ancient now. What we have is pemdas |
Food › Re: Burnt meals,share your experience! by tuzle(m): 10:01am On Dec 12, 2023 |
That was how my roommate put beans on gas and slept off too, he also closer the kitchen door. The dude slept for an hour and only woke up after a neighbor came to knock the door. By that time the beans has already turned black. |
Politics › Re: VP’s Office Pays ₦10M Hotel Bills Of Tinubu’s Daughter’s Guests - FIJ by tuzle(m): 9:22am On Dec 12, 2023 |
LagosG: My brother, there is nothing new there. We just like foaming at the mouth. This shitt happens in all tiers of government and has been happening since 1960. It has become normal. I remember during Jonathan daughters wedding. They spent more than ₦5 billion. That's like ₦10-12 billion in today's money. That same Jonathan is being praised as a saint today. All the people shouting and crying over it and even the investigative journalists that uncovered this piece of news will do that and more for their families and friends if they're in top positions. We like to criticize government for every news about corruption meanwhile we're all the same because we are all the same doesn't mean we turn a blind eye any time our leaders steal. Jonathan was criticized a lot, even buhari self was criticized. Tinubu isn't any different provided he is holding a politic post. |
Politics › Re: Bombing Of Kaduna Residents Decided By God Else It Wouldn’t Have Happened -Tinub by tuzle(m): 9:37pm On Dec 11, 2023 |
Omo but seriously this talk na nonsense talk coming from the president. The blame is now on God for the mistakes of men. |
Music/Radio › Re: Alfa Sings Davido’s “Aye” Hit Song Word For Word At An Event (Video) by tuzle(m): 2:00pm On Dec 11, 2023 |
All this annoying voice over video. U guys talk too much, instead of u to let us watch the video and see what is going on for ourselves, u people will use talk and finish the video. |