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Politics › Re: Obidients Disgraced Oshimole In Edo When He Was Campaigning for Tinubu(video) by tuzle(m): 10:32pm On Feb 09, 2023
CoronaVirusRelo:
If you can get a picture of Giannis Antetokounmpo, you should be able to have a depiction of what I look like.

I ain’t kidding!
wait u look like Gianni's? In your dreams. Do u play basketball?
Romance › Re: Conversation from a girlfriend to her boyfriend (photos) by tuzle(m): 6:45pm On Feb 09, 2023
Goodlady:
The boyfriend obviously has badluck. The diva clearly stated she's doing well before meeting him. So why are you crying instead of advising the boy to be responsible in the relationship.

It's not about Feminism. It's about the duty of a guy in a relationship. Call it entitlement. That's how it's done worldwide.
So why are you a man? I thought you guys claim you are buoyant and can take care of us. We are for you to pamper, not to alleviate any poverty cos you saw where the good-girl stated clearly that she was doing well before getting into the relationship. Meanwhile it's that guy that's ripping her, eating her food, taking her money and who knows sleeping in her house for free.
olodo read again. She said she was doing well because she can collect from other guys when she was single. But now she can't cheat on him so no room for collecting from other guys unless she breaks up with him.
Politics › Re: AGF Malami Is A Public Enemy - Tinubu Campaign by tuzle(m): 11:40am On Feb 09, 2023
KingKO22:
AGF, Atiku and Pandora Obituary are all enemies of Nigeria progress

Why would you punish over 200m people bcs of few politicians

Do the politicians suffer the shortage of cash ?
Na only poor masses they suffer for all these useless scheme
even tinubu is an enemy of Nigeria and if u say otherwise then u are just a blind supporter who mentioned every other top opposition. Have we not been suffering in the last 7 years but when it affect tinubu that is when he started talking
Business › Re: Nigerian Businesses Gradually Going Cashless (Photos) by tuzle(m): 9:25pm On Feb 08, 2023
figment232:
It doesn't happen...no mind the guy ..na Tinubu supporter
it does and I am no tinubu supporter. I have used a pos before when u was in need of transport money when I was traveling . The transaction showed failed but I was debited and I had already left the POS place when I got the alert. Thank God my aunt's works at gtb. I was already thinking that maybe I would dash them the money.
Music/Radio › Re: You Thought You Could Win Another Grammy Without My Help? Diddy Mocks Burna Boy. by tuzle(m): 11:36pm On Feb 06, 2023
I saw this news in the morning on someone's status and I told him the shit was fake that diddy would never stoop so low to post something like that, never.
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Shoots Down Suspected Chinese Spy Balloon Over Atlantic Ocean by tuzle(m): 12:11am On Feb 05, 2023
Rebuke:
And most of them won't waste a second to jump at any opportunity to travel to that same USA.
I swear, they would never travel to north Korea or iraq
Politics › Re: Peter Obi: Nigeria Owes A Debt That That Could Build 160 Kainji Dams by tuzle(m): 9:31pm On Feb 04, 2023
unmask:
cost about $2.5m per mw

Kainji is 760MW do the maths
can I know where u got ur details from because from what I quoted one would need more than a billion dollar to build kanji dam again and that is a lot of naira like 1trillion naira.
Romance › Re: Guys Choose One From This Two Types Of Women Shapes by tuzle(m): 5:16pm On Feb 04, 2023
mardis:
What is your specs guys?

Picture 1 - small booms with big hips and buts
Picture 2 - big booms with small hips and buts
the first one has done breast in plant. Are boobs are now bigger so for those of u choosing her u can see she wasn't even satisfied with the hips alone.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi: Nigeria Owes A Debt That That Could Build 160 Kainji Dams by tuzle(m): 5:05pm On Feb 04, 2023
loffyloffy:
That's a very ignorant and uninformed statement.

If kanji Dam were to be built today can it be built for $82m ?
82m dollars should be able to build a dam. The amount is like 50 something billion naira
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Fulham (0 - 0) On 3rd February 2023 by tuzle(m): 10:31pm On Feb 03, 2023
frankson1:
No be only harvest, na plant grin
Are they all new players huh
that Harvetz is a big scam. No wonder Chelsea fan wanted him gone. I am happy Chelsea are not winning. If u see how some of their fans on my contact list have been making mouth after the transfer window closed. I would even be happy if they lose
Politics › Re: Mr President, This Policy Is Anti-People - Wike To Buhari On New Naira (Video) by tuzle(m): 8:47pm On Feb 03, 2023
07kjb:
They poor masses ain't suffering nadder,banks are giving 10 to 20k each day
after queuing for more than 5hrs abi
TV/Movies › Re: Linda Ikeji With Cast Of Dark October At The Movie’s Premiere by tuzle(m): 3:14pm On Feb 03, 2023
Some people don't know anything, u don't make a movie out of someone misery without getting permission from them. They would sue u and win the case. U have to seek permission first before doing it or u tell a different story that is related in one way to the incident but not directly related. Does people criticizing the parents of the boys are ignorant. Why do u think most Hollywood film write at the beginning of their film that the movie is not related to any individual living or dead but purely fictional? She is going to make profit from the movie and u don't make profit from people with getting permission first, o wrong now.
Politics › Re: 2023:"What Made You Think You Can Rule Nigeria" ? Udom To Tinubu(Video) by tuzle(m): 12:32pm On Feb 02, 2023
bro4u:
Udom shut up, all what Asiwaju said is truth. Akwa ibomites are suffering, you live in Lagos and govern aks from there,, where is the lie??
lagosians are enjoying abi
Politics › Re: Sultan Of Sokoto Goes Emotional, Recalls His 40 Years Friendship With Peter Obi by tuzle(m): 7:36pm On Feb 01, 2023
Vinnie2000:
Eyaaa! cry cry

More Tears Awaits you, Wicked Fellow! sad
sarcasm dude
Sports › Re: Arsenal Sign Jorginho From Chelsea by tuzle(m): 7:04am On Feb 01, 2023
Numerouno94:
Exactly wat I was discussing wit a frnd few hours ago. I wonder wat Arteta was tinkin. Arsenal plays a very pacy, high pressing football at the moment. Everyone is always on the run. Jorginho is a sluggish kind of player who luvs back passes. Can such a player fits into Arsenal's current style of play? Well that's a food for thought.

Cc: Ojeemah, wat are ur thoughts abt this signing?
I remember when I use to think xhaka was too slow and won't fit into our team , but look at xhaka now playing very well. Joeginho was bought to add extra quality to our bench and not to start games
Sports › Re: Arsenal Sign Jorginho From Chelsea by tuzle(m): 6:58am On Feb 01, 2023
Freshtruth:
we had 16 games to go and you believe arsenal can win this league lol arsenal is just a place holder for city should arsenal have just 2 draws things we cahnge cheesy enjoy your honeymoon for now because they we play city home and away, face Newcastle away, Chelsea, and relegation teams. Manchester city are capable of winning their next 16games they have done it before (2018/2019) (2021/2022) so chill bro and enjoy your top 4 finish
so u believe man city won't lose or draw again and only arsenal will lose or draw abi? Continue they play. Just focus on ur club
Music/Radio › Re: Who Is The Best Singer Between ( Fireboy, Omah Lay, Rema) by tuzle(m): 8:53pm On Jan 30, 2023
Rema should be the biggest among them, but to me fireboy and omah lay are better than him by far. Same way wiz kid sings rubbish but he is still a big star. Like all their songs sound the same way in my heart wizkid and rema
Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by tuzle(m): 8:46pm On Jan 30, 2023
Yoga by asake. It was a suggestion by boom play just said I should try it out and it isn't that bad. It reminds me of songs from olamide like anifowoshe and more
Education › Re: Why Is University Students Life Like This?? by tuzle(m):
I still have a friend like that. He was my roommate but this guy would eat my food stuff like it was his own. Can u believe this guy was angry when I told him I didn't bring food stuffs from home(I was actually joking because he didn't go home for the holidays and I did). There was a day dis dude cooked my food for his friend and didn't keep for me and when I got home he was now telling me rubbish. The one that offed me was when after consuming my food stuffs for the past 1 and half months I now told him we should contribute money for food stuffs, he now told me he doesn't have money and I said if I use my money to buy he won't eat out of it, which I did, can u believe this boy was angry with me on my own money but he can buy data.
Politics › Re: One Year Old Fuel Queues In Abuja Disappearing - Deji Adeyanju Praise Tinubu by tuzle(m): 12:09pm On Jan 27, 2023
There have been fuel queue since last 2years, u think since buhari even took over power more times than I can count and tinubu didn't say anything about it. But now that it is election period and it isn't favouring him, he started making noise. Why was he silent all those times we had fuel scarcity only to voice out now?
Family › Re: Who Still Remembers This Gadget? by tuzle(m): 9:08pm On Jan 26, 2023
Omo, I cant forget this torch light, radio combo. I used to use copper wire then as my antenna listening to Ryan secreast top 40 on inspiration, top 5 songs on rhythm and Rick dis on the weekly top 40
Romance › Re: A Guy Slept With Former Girlfriend When She Came To Drop Wedding Invitation Card by tuzle(m): 2:06pm On Jan 26, 2023
My guy told me something like this too. He said is babe then came to spend 2weeks with him from her school, she was in final year then and was about to finish. The guy said the last day of the 2weeks she spent with him, she told him that she was getting married and won't be coming to see him again. My girl said he kukuma enjoyed himself for the last time. At least he hit the jackpot wella
Business › Re: Trending Photos Of Restaurant In Lagos Allegedly Owned By Ghosts by tuzle(m): 8:37pm On Jan 25, 2023
This place is very close to my house, I have never eaten there before sha. My own question is that did the amala and soup the woman prepared that day disappear with her. I am not around there now so nobody should ask me why I haven't gone to investigate myself.
Romance › Re: How Long Should A Girl Wait Before Asking Her Boyfriend For Money? by tuzle(m): 12:24pm On Jan 25, 2023
The question is should a girl even ask? Girls should try to be independent so they don't go about begging
Business › Re: Share Your Experiences Trying To Withdraw New Naira Notes As 31st Deadline Nears by tuzle(m): 7:54pm On Jan 24, 2023
Omo money wey never circulate, that cbn governor just dey yearn nonsense. We will still scatter this country. 31st and I have only seen the currency like 3 times. If the new currency is readily a available I am sure I would have seen it with a lot of people but no. Even ATM self dont pay the new currency.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (3 - 2) On 22nd January 2023 by tuzle(m): 7:34pm On Jan 22, 2023
TheSuperb:
Omo, Trossard is a very good player. Very good addition to the team.
That guy fit bench Martineli o.
he will bench him. The guy is more direct and sometimes martineli use to switch off maybe because zichenko doesn't assist him enough. The werey zichenko dey always drift off like the guy goes from left to right to center. I use to fear because if we play a team that counters from the left side zichenko will be no where to be found
Agriculture › Re: Malleri: Gombe Community Ravaged By Hippos by tuzle(m): 3:32pm On Jan 22, 2023
God1000:
Hippos are very dangerous animals

Hippos kill a lot people every year. Causing at least 500 deaths annually, they are deadly land mammals.

Government should do something about this
the hippos will destroy the hyenas and crocodile together. It seems u don't know how deadly hippos are. They kill crocodiles on their tuff
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (3 - 2) On 22nd January 2023 by tuzle(m): 11:54am On Jan 22, 2023
As an arsenal fan of we win this then I think we can go all the way to winning the trophy
Christianity Etc › Re: "GOAT" People Have No Place In The Kingdom Of God - Evangelist Mike Bamiloye by tuzle(m): 11:03pm On Jan 21, 2023
Mattwillz:
Ronaldo and Messi fans in the mud...
omo so no hope for goats like this. Isn't it God that created goats and gave them their stubborn attitude. We can't decide who goes to heaven or hell since we are not God, so all this self acclaimed assistant gate keeper of heaven and hell that castigate almost everything should calm down sometimes
TV/Movies › Re: You Can Only Watch One Actor's Movies For The Rest Of Your Life. Who Would It Be by tuzle(m): 9:36pm On Jan 21, 2023
Mubarak225:
Mine: jackie chan
he shock me say I no see Jackie Chan until the last post. Watching Jackie Chan film will make we laugh and laugh so I will take it. And the guy who said Jackie Chan and jet LI fight are fake, is it now Hollywood fight that is real. For example John wick one man faces a whole community of assassin's and survives. No be juju be that
Sports › Re: Arsenal Have Completed The Signing Of Jakub Kiwior - Fabrizio by tuzle(m): 4:54pm On Jan 20, 2023
plantist:
No sir, the glorious days of modern Chelsea started when Abramovich bought the club in 2004 and that year, Arsenal were the Premier league champion. So they became in the 2004/2005 season which is not up to 20 years. Remember Arsenal dealt with them in the FA cup final of 2002.
don't mind that Chelsea fan that just started watching football last year. Chelsea best club in england in the last 20years in his dreams. Mancity Has won more epl trophies in the last 10 years than Chelsea won in 20years
Sports › Re: Arsenal Have Completed The Signing Of Jakub Kiwior - Fabrizio by tuzle(m): 4:52pm On Jan 20, 2023
zeusdgrt:
We have fabio
we need backup for partey, that guy is our engine and I pray nothing happens to him

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