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Crime › Re: Bear Captured In Italy After Killing Alpine Jogger Andrea Papi by tuzle(m): 8:56pm On Apr 18, 2023

DaveHarry:
The bear was dealing in cocaine till it got caught and arrested and tried in court with no final judgement from the judge in-charge, that led to a civil war which broke out in only 5 states. The bear ended up settling the war too by one particular action. I like the movie.

liar

Health › Re: My Daily Plight With Flies by tuzle(m): 8:31pm On Apr 18, 2023

Omo strange things are happening

Politics › Re: All INEC National Commissioners In Closed-Door Meeting Over Adamawa Election by tuzle(m): 12:02pm On Apr 18, 2023

Mindlog:
I am imagining she isn't....a very cheap attempt to divert attention from an APC poorly executed "project".😂😂😂😂

don't mind the guy. Has the election been concluded before they declared her winner? No, so which one is imagine. Let them finish the result counting first before u start saying imagine

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Sports › Re: N'golo Kante's Possessions And Wealth In Danger. by tuzle(m): 11:44am On Apr 18, 2023

Some guys are funny. How can u go for a woman that already has 3 children and is 16years older than u. Like with all the money he has. I want to believe some white women are using jazz with the way this woman was able to capture 2 black footballers.

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Politics › Re: Breaking: Binani- Only Court Can Reverse My Victory Not INEC. Election Tribunal by tuzle(m): 11:42am On Apr 18, 2023

How some people can justify this nonsense and still support her like they are trying to cheat her show how corrupt minded most Nigerians are. Some people are even shouting obedient this like this have anything to do with them. How can u win an election that has not been concluded? They have not finish calling the result and u have already started shouting I won. At least if it is sure for her then she should wait for them to call out the remaining results.

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Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Act As If Having S*x Is Like Doing A Man A Favour! by tuzle(m): 1:10am On Apr 18, 2023

Like someone was telling me she will use sex to punish me and I was just laughing. If I don't have sex will I die that one girl now want to use to punish me.

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Family › Re: A Married Woman's Facebook Post That Got People Talking by tuzle(m): 10:57pm On Apr 17, 2023

[quote author=Kobojunkiee post=122584640][/quote]okay correction accepted

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Family › Re: A Married Woman's Facebook Post That Got People Talking by tuzle(m): 10:53pm On Apr 17, 2023

JovialJune:
Nope, I meant what I typed.

Phones › Re: 13 Year-old American Boy Dead After Trying Deadly Tiktok “benadryl Challenge” by tuzle(m): 9:57pm On Apr 17, 2023

That TikTok I don't know what people see in that app self. A lot of indecency go on there and u just waste a lot of time and data watching people dancing. A lot of girls just go there to market their commodity. I have not seen a serious office man on TikTok before mostly females or yahoo boys.

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Education › Re: If You Are Not Using Bic, I Don't Know How You Are Coping by tuzle(m): 11:11am On Apr 17, 2023

Omo I no fit remember name of pens again, weting I wan use am do. Give me any pen and I am okay. But there are some pens that actually makes one writing finer

Politics › Re: Breaking: APC Binani Declared Winner Of Adamawa Governorship Election by tuzle(m): 11:48am On Apr 16, 2023

I can't believe some people are celebrating this. Even if u want the woman to win is it this way. This is worst than day light robbery, even if u are going to cheat at least do it with sense.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Sevilla Europa League (2 - 2) On 13th April 2023 by tuzle(m): 10:30pm On Apr 13, 2023

The one that surprises me about Manu is that they said Ronaldo is not good to lead the team as a striker, then they went to get warghost and he plays almost every game.

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Celebrities › Re: Millie Bobby Brown Is Engaged To Jake Bongiovi by tuzle(m): 2:21pm On Apr 11, 2023

Kingdemu:
Our resident hypocr1tes will congratulate them. But should a 19yr old girl from northern Nigeria get married off, they'll pour their bile at the entire region.

the guy she is getting married to is 20 not 60.

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Food › Re: The Fish Me And My Friends Harvested (pics & Video) by tuzle(m): 1:37pm On Apr 11, 2023

jedaii:
Watch the video oga

which video

Music/Radio › Re: Rema: Calm Down/Holiday - The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon by tuzle(m): 12:17pm On Apr 11, 2023

AFvckingAlpha:
This dude is the real deal.

He the future, but he needs to up his pen game and I’m not tryna sound like that Twitter goofy ass Regha.

I sad what I said my nigga

which future is that again? Person wey done dey since for like 5years now still be future. Abeg when him time to kon come?

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Food › Re: Have You Seen This Wild Fruit Before? (pics) by tuzle(m): 1:27pm On Apr 10, 2023

The fruit no get English name ni

Travel › Re: 18 Passengers Roasted Alive In Enugu Accident (Graphic Photos) by tuzle(m): 9:45pm On Apr 09, 2023

LegendHero:
This is true pain.

Death is inevitable. One can just drop dead anytime and anywhere.

it is better to drop dead than to be roasted in a fire

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Arsenal (2 - 2) On 9th April 2023 by tuzle(m): 6:11pm On Apr 09, 2023

Arteta doesn't trust Tierney because why the Bleep isn't he on the pitch on that left hand side

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Arsenal (2 - 2) On 9th April 2023 by tuzle(m): 6:05pm On Apr 09, 2023

This arteta na werey sub now

Food › Re: Cockroach Entered Into My Pot Of Soup. Is It Still OK To Eat? by tuzle(m): 3:32pm On Apr 09, 2023

I cant forget the day my guy prepared 4 super pack noodles as night food, the noodles contained sausage, sandine, and like 3eggs with carrot. That was his first food for the day. That is how my guy lose guard and left the pot on the ground and they have all this palour dogs in the house. When he came back the dogs were already feeling themselves with the nutritious food(I don't blame them). My guy still ate it like that o, removed the top and wacked it full.

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Health › Re: Senator Ibrahim Oloriegbe Slams Brain Drain Bill by tuzle(m): 9:32am On Apr 09, 2023

accordadoga29:
Ashiwaju is here.

There won't be any need for Brain Drain Bill because the urge to japa is going to reduce drastically.

Welcome to A New Nigeria.

Congratulations to everyone in advance! 🥂

is it the same ashiwaju that goes to Europe for medicals or which one?

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Sports › Re: I Prefer Your Sister': Materazzi Reveals What He Told Zidane Before The Headbutt by tuzle(m): 11:00pm On Apr 08, 2023

Abfinest007:
and who told u France would have won the world cup with zidane on the field.2006 italian squad too complete from goal keeper to striker.

they could have. Don't forget the match was won on penalties and France played a man down who is also the captain and best player on the pitch for the rest of the game. France also had a very strong team, I would say even stronger than the Italians. They had bartez( name spelt wrongly) thuram, ribery, viera, zidane, Henry, mekelele, and many more top players. Italy also had a strong squad and most of them were gone based like nesta, zambrota, del piero, Luca toni, gattuso, canavaro

Politics › Re: If Buhari's Supporters In 2011 Were Not Fascists, Obidients' Aren't - Shehu Sani by tuzle(m): 11:04pm On Apr 07, 2023

I use to say this that anybody that criticized pdp and called them all sort of names during their rain in the presidency and sees nothing wrong now that apc is in power is an hypocrite, a very big one. People who sees nothing wrong with people like ffk, wike who they criticized before but supports them now because they are in apc or helped apc. Like I see some of them jubilating when failures like dapo abiodun was re elected. A situation were nobody is affiliated to any party and if u don't perform u are voted out should be what we have to practice in other to move this country forward. We should only vote the best performers in if we want to moves this country forward whether they belong to apc, pdp, nnpp, lp or even a smaller know party.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Launches Air Raids On Gaza, Lebanon (Pictures) by tuzle(m): 6:25pm On Apr 07, 2023

OgunKiLhordSpy:
You're high on weed... But they can launch isreal in christian length

Israel practice mainly Judaism and Islam with christian being minority religion there, so I don't see why u guys are turning it to a Christian Muslim thing and mind u, I am a chrustian

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Sports › Re: Which Of These Four Matches Can Stop Arsenal Premier League Title Victory? by tuzle(m): 12:15pm On Apr 07, 2023

fernandez1:
Una go lule on top arsenal matter last last

Starting from Sunday una go change tune make una wait.

Una de predict like ma city go win all 11 matches him get.

Let wait and see.

man city has just 10games where is the 11th game coming from and also the gap on the table is 8 and not 5 as mentioned by the op

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Politics › Re: Rivers, Kano, Abia… 27 States Attracted Zero Foreign Investments In 2022 by tuzle(m): 10:40pm On Apr 05, 2023

backtovillage:
Ogun state 😂 no dey accessible as investors no see road pass

I swear, with how bad the road is, which sensible foreigner will want to go through the stress and the thing wey dey vex me pass be say he no far from Lagos, just like 1hr 30mins or less with good road

Politics › Re: Wike To Cole: If The Election Is Conducted 25000 Times, You Will Still Lose by tuzle(m): 7:29pm On Apr 04, 2023

ivolt:
Are you claiming that Tonye Cole won or you just want to attack Wike for nothing?

This is the age of BVAS and irev, nobody can hide election materials.

it is people like u that see evil and still support it. Where in his statement did he say tonye cole won? But we all know the river state elections was filled with bullying and oppression. It is even glaring to a blind man that election results there were fraudulent. I am not saying tonye coal won. But if wike was so sure that they would have won 29000 times then why go through all the oppression of voters? Why behave like a thug on something u are so sure u will win if it was done legit?

Foreign Affairs › Re: We Will Take 'Counter Measures' Against Finland - Russia Declares by tuzle(m): 1:38pm On Apr 04, 2023

Russia can't fight at many front and win, it isn't possible

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Crime › Re: Share Your Experience About Being In A Cell Or Prison by tuzle(m): 6:30pm On Apr 01, 2023

Person like me wey no get experience go just dey laugh. But with weting I dey read make we no see weting go carry us go prison

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Education › Re: My First Semester University Result by tuzle(m): 7:05am On Mar 31, 2023

folake4u:
I'm not doing any competition with you on who studied a more challenging course.

All I'm saying is, if it was easy to read Law, you should have dumped yours for it.

I am not saying law is easy, but u can't use that logic that if it is easy why did so so person studied it.

Nairaland General › Re: Naija Celebrities Who Have Been On This Forum Or Are Still Active Members by tuzle(m): 11:41pm On Mar 28, 2023

One genuine celebrity never dey nairaland before ni. Just frauds claiming to be celebrity. There is one that would have been if he had put in more effort in is music career like he does when he is with different women but no just to impregnate girls up and down.

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