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Romance › Re: Is It Right For Me To Be Sexually Active Now? by tuzle(m): 11:23pm On Nov 13, 2022
My own is that if u still plan on losing your virginity after all the advice u got here, just find someone your own age or someone not too older than u and desist from that online 34years old man who just want to use u. I am sure that guys head will spark if his 19year old sister was discussing about sex and marriage with a 34years old man while still in school.
Romance › Re: Help!! Why Is Menstruation Blood So Salty? by tuzle(m): 9:40pm On Nov 13, 2022
I wouldn't have opened this topic but only opened it to see if what I was thinking was right. I was wandering why the stupid question was asked and my only answer was that it must have been tasted before one can know how it taste. But who the Bleep taste that. for Christ sake u tasted something like that and u are not ashamed to type it.
Politics › Re: Youths Plan Nationwide Protest Over Rising Fuel Prices, Scarcity by tuzle(m): 7:37pm On Nov 12, 2022
Some people on this comment section are stupid. Political sentiment have so blinded them that they can't reason right from wrong again. Even when the country is going south they still reason like children who think everybody else want to take their toys from them. I am sure most of them came out to protest during Jonathan time, but they behave like schmucks who reason with their anus now that same thing has happened so many times. Their is one fool on the first page who would blame igbo's all day long over any accusation made against his/her party. What a big fool. Anybody that quote me to tell me nonsense...
Crime › Re: Transgender Influencer, Nikita Dragun Placed In Men's Unit Of Jail After Arrest by tuzle(m): 12:26pm On Nov 10, 2022
BloomingDale:
Those inmates go fuuccck tire. Early Xmas gift for them.
he/she has already been released
Sports › Re: Sadio Mane Ruled OUT Of World Cup Through Injury by tuzle(m): 11:48am On Nov 09, 2022
Almost all player done miss world cup. Who is next?
Sports › Re: Qatar 2022: Roberto Firmino Reacts After Been Dropped By Brazil by tuzle(m): 12:01am On Nov 09, 2022
Pells:
You don't know about richardlison that's why
Check his stats with Brazil and shut up
He is Brazil number 1 striker
ode, in my first comment did u see any insult there before u open ur big mouth and ask me to shut up.
Sports › Re: Qatar 2022: Roberto Firmino Reacts After Been Dropped By Brazil by tuzle(m): 12:00am On Nov 09, 2022
yinkeys:
He helps defensively grin
He has champions league goals plus he plays from the wings since no one can take Harry Kane’s position
they have Neymar, Antony, vinicius and martinelli on wing duty. They don't need richalison there
Sports › Re: Qatar 2022: Roberto Firmino Reacts After Been Dropped By Brazil by tuzle(m): 10:54pm On Nov 08, 2022
yinkeys:
The fact that Liverpool is doing badly doesn’t mean Firminho stats are poor
This coach Dey jonz

Gabriel J is misfiring at moment
Firminho is a deadly striker when chances are created for him

He should’ve dropped Fred
Brazil has too many wingers that are flamboyant dribblers.
No natural 9 like Firminho
long story, he should have dropped richarlison and not Jesus. Jesus can still create and pressure the defense even when he isn't scoring, but richarlison has a poor stat dis season. A striker with no goal.
Sports › Re: Qatar 2022: Roberto Firmino Reacts After Been Dropped By Brazil by tuzle(m): 10:49pm On Nov 08, 2022
Brazil get players. See attack alone
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Help! A Computer Science Student With 4.3CGP Is Jobless After NYSC by tuzle(m): 8:41pm On Nov 08, 2022
A computer science graduate with 4.3cgp that didn't even list a single language as something he knows.
Sports › Re: World Cup-bound Referee, Facundo Tello Shows 10 Red Cards In Argentina Cup Final by tuzle(m): 1:31pm On Nov 07, 2022
Boca played with like 5men. That match is what we call vawulence overload.
Crime › Re: Kenyan Thieves Return Stolen Cow To Police After Bees Attacked Them (Graphic) by tuzle(m): 9:47pm On Nov 06, 2022
The baba wey do that thing know work. But why is it that we Africans can apply their black magic into something good. Like we enjoy being local with our magic.
Romance › Re: What Does This Picture Remind You Of, Indomie Generation Will Not Understand !!! by tuzle(m): 6:06pm On Nov 05, 2022
HolyMan12:
Everybody who used these should be married. grin


Unmarried ones Make una gather here, una forced marriage na November 30th 2022 grin

Siofra will wed Zonefree grin
I used palito and the lamp with radio. Those things still existed as at 2007/8. I am not married and don't have plans to do so anytime soon. Then beat fm, cool fm and inspiration fm were my favourite. I even used to sleep with the radio on and before I wake up, the battery is already dead. I bought battery like die
Politics › Re: If You Are Hungry, Go To The Farm - President Buhari Tells Nigerians by tuzle(m): 2:43pm On Nov 04, 2022
Daviddson:
Very true. I wonder why Nigerians would complain of food inflation after the government distributed ₦500m to every youth just last year to start mechanised farming.
which youth? Maybe youth in niger. Abi u are being sarcastic
Sports › Re: Gerard Pique Announces Retirement From Football by tuzle(m): 8:59pm On Nov 03, 2022
sprints1:
alves not an average player so as puyol the rest you can call them average
keita, pique and Pedro are average players. Slot in any other playrt and dey would do the same thing
Sports › Re: Gerard Pique Announces Retirement From Football by tuzle(m): 8:58pm On Nov 03, 2022
Pells:
You don't watch football
Pedro plays for Lazio embarassed
He is scoring and assisting too
sorry I wanted to mention lazio. I even watched one of his game against strum graz, I don't know why I typed roma and I said he wasn't doing that bad in my message.
Sports › Re: Gerard Pique Announces Retirement From Football by tuzle(m): 8:49pm On Nov 03, 2022
Fut9ure:
Shakira

All these people nor too good that time...them be average players

Na because of Barcelona strong attacking midfield of which lionel messi played a part and not only that thier attacking front was superb
Lionel Messi played a very vital role during those periods playing as both attacking midfield and goal scorer

But wait o where Pedro come dey?

This life ehnnn
everything come and go
Pedro plays for Lazio and he isn't doing bad
Crime › Re: Ifeanyi: Davido’s Nanny, Cook May Face Charges For Negligence by tuzle(m): 7:51pm On Nov 03, 2022
All those saying davido should be charged for negligence. I don't think it works that way. If he is going to be charged on negligence then it should be on not having a pool cover and not because he left his son at home.
Crime › Re: Ifeanyi: Davido’s Nanny, Cook May Face Charges For Negligence by tuzle(m):
allen113:
There is a video making the round but it doesn't show how the kid got into the pool, but it showed how he drown cry
that's isn't davido's son but an old video
Fashion › Re: Photo Of N3m Louis Vuitton Button Shirt Sparks Mixed Reactions On Social Media by tuzle(m):
ruggedtimi:
What you think lv and gucci dey sell their base price cloths...the least bracelet from LV cost more than $300( new dollar rate thats around N255k). 90% of designer wears in nigeria are fakes. Especially those once worn by yahoo boys/gals. Any gucci , lv, fendi and prada wear u buy under N100k is fake. There is nothing like low grade fake is fake.. i see lots of guys wearing patek and RM they probably paid 100k for...thats all fake. The least patek blackmarket price should be around $30k and RM $80K-$100k
my life is simple, I don't even know the maker of all the clothes I wear. Those things don't even come to my mind. My own is just to buy clothing not more than 10k.
Travel › Re: Is Oshodi The Most Popular Place In Lagos? by tuzle(m): 5:13pm On Nov 02, 2022
Ttalk:
Every Local government in Lagos is popular than most state capital in Nigeria.

For example, Ajegule is popular than Awka
this is a lie, even some people in Lagos don't know alimosho local government but they would know most state capitals from reciting state and capital in primary school
Celebrities › Re: Nanny And Cook Detained As Police Release 6 Of Davido's Domestic Staff by tuzle(m): 2:27pm On Nov 02, 2022
Makinaki:
The first negligence na Davido own. As the homeowner, na him suppose don arrange to fence off the swimming pool when not in use. Especially after the same thing happen to Dbanj pikin not long ago.

Secondly with all that money, surely Davido should have employed a professional nanny, not some village or Cotonou girl wey dem dey pay N25k monthly.
how do u know they pay her 25k.
Celebrities › Re: Nanny And Cook Detained As Police Release 6 Of Davido's Domestic Staff by tuzle(m): 2:01pm On Nov 02, 2022
The nanny is in trouble. She is against very powerful people and they would do anything to have her spend time in jail. I wonder how distraught she would have felt when they found the boy dead. Those of u saying parent negligence, yes they have their own fault but if u are going out and u pay a nanny to look after your child and then something happens to the child, who will u hold.
Politics › Re: I Saw Nigerian-style Mafia Politics Happen In Brazil On Election Day(photos) by tuzle(m): 8:33pm On Nov 01, 2022
Ruggedniggaone:
who is this animal for God sake!!! Why can't you go and be lamenting on your Brazilian platform?why exactly are you disturbing us with your jagons mumu man?
but is he lying. Is Nigeria a sensible country? Would u like your life to be like Nigeria? A country were all federal university have gone on strike for more than 18months in the past two and a half years. I don't understand how anyone can look at Nigeria and think that things her going fine.
Romance › Re: My Mum Caught Me And My Girlfriend by tuzle(m): 5:10pm On Nov 01, 2022
LikeAking:
Una too dey fear parents.

Learn to ignore them, no send them.

If she bring mata up, tell her it ur right... Waka comot.

African parents are slave masters..
try dis with me as your father and be prepared to pack out of my house since my he wants to prove stubborn head
Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy: I Can't Talk Money With You, If You Haven’t Made $100m This Year by tuzle(m): 8:49pm On Oct 31, 2022
Moh247:
cool


Burna boy don start him childishness again

Wizkid and Davido go finish am


.
wizkid started not burns boy
Education › Re: Outlaw All Dogs (immediately) by tuzle(m): 1:18am On Oct 31, 2022
Sucre6:
They ain't trained, u shouldn't own a dog if u cant train them, I can keep a fish or my dogs favourite food open for them on their feeding bowl and go to work and come back without them touching the fish or chicken, no matter how hungry they are

They only eat when they hear my command word EAT.
there are certain thing they have trained them on. They stay in the house and they have been trained not to urinate or mess up the house but when it comes to food they have no training. They even prefer eating your food than their own dog food.
Education › Re: Outlaw All Dogs (immediately) by tuzle(m): 11:31pm On Oct 30, 2022
brain54:
The dogs ate the hot food straight from the fire…?



Those dogs no get joy o.
no not straight from the fire. The food was done so he brought it down and I think he went to bring plate inside but forgot to close the pot.
Education › Re: Outlaw All Dogs (immediately) by tuzle(m): 10:44pm On Oct 30, 2022
if I don't have like 3 dogs in my compound when I finally build my house en. My mum hates dog like mad, but I stayed in my uncle's house for sometime and he had 2dogs. Very friendly dogs. Sometimes they behave like human. Let me make u guys laugh, my roommate (my uncle's wife younger brother) who also stays in my uncle's place decided to cook indomie that night but before he could start gas got finished, so he had to use charcoal. He bought sandine, sausage, three eggs and like 4 super indomie(he had not eaten at all that) day and started preparing it outside. After like an hour of dishing the indomie with all the combinations and frying egg, he went inside to bring something why the indomie was on the floor opened and the dogs were outside. That is how my guy came out and saw the two dogs with there head inside the pot of indomie he has been suffering to cook for an hour plus. I heard him shout and I came out since I also plan on using the charcoal stove after he was done. I saw this dogs licking their mouth. My guy wanted to kill them that day. Almost 3k worth of indomie. As an hungry man he eat some of it.
Politics › Re: CBN Had My Approval In Replacing Naira Notes - Buhari by tuzle(m): 8:25pm On Oct 30, 2022
I want to ask a question, shouldn't the new note first be in circulation before a dead line is giving? December 31st is just 2month from now and It will be very stressful changing the old notes to new ones if the money isn't already in circulation before now.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Presents 80-page Manifesto To Afenifere Leaders Sunday by tuzle(m): 11:25am On Oct 30, 2022
Some people will say other candidates are using tribal sentiment but that doesn't apply to them. How does tinubu win 95% of Yoruba vote, but atiku isn't allowed to win 95% of Hausa vote. It is Yoruba turn to rule but Igbo don't have the right to rule. This election is all about sentiment and everybody should support their tribes men.
Sports › Re: Eto'o Sensationally Claims Anelka Was Better Than Thierry Henry by tuzle(m): 5:56pm On Oct 29, 2022
Another thing people forget is that Henry started his career as a winger. It was Wenger that converted him to a striker.

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