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Crime › Re: [video] 100-level UNIPORT Student Resumes With Mercedes Benz And Bodyguard (vide by tuzle(m): 8:57pm On Oct 20, 2022
Commin:
you can imagine,wen some programmer or crypto traders the bag big,if na legit person decided to do,apart from yahoo
if u are not a politician, popular musician, how then does one hire body guards with just crypto or programming money?
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Leaves Old Trafford Early, Snubs Ten Hag, Man Utd Team-mates by tuzle(m): 4:00pm On Oct 20, 2022
43Ronin:
Honestly Ronaldo is selfish. Once he's in the box, the only thing he thinks about is scoring. He doesn't check to see if his teammates are in space for square passes, nothing. Just shoot...
this is a very big lie. do u know he is among the top ten highest assist ever and he is a striker and u guys still call him stingy and striker are meant to be stingy
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Mathematics Cursed Me In This Life. by tuzle(m): 3:01pm On Oct 20, 2022
I don't know why I find mathematics different from other subject. When others are complaining about how hard it is, to me it is a lot simpler and somewhat like a puzzle where following the right steps lead u to the answer.
Politics › Re: Sowore, Falz And Mr Macaroni At EndSARS Memorial Procession (Video, Pictures) by tuzle(m): 1:35pm On Oct 20, 2022
Ladygbola:
You guys should stop all this useless cheap and nonsense propaganda. I repeat with all evidence on ground. Nobody was killed at Lekki Toll Gate on 20/10/2020. You guys are pathetic liars. Nigerian Army was only there to unit Nigeriana and make them celebrate the protest. Even self they gave few Nigerians ride and the gun shot heard were just knockouts that useless Nigerians confused themselves. If any Nigerian is seen at the gate may they shoot the person to death. Useless youths.
but why is it that people can't protest peacefully in this country without police disturbing then or people on nairaland shouting Igbo up and down. I wasnt in support of the endsar protest but protest are done in every part of the world and u don't see police using force against them unless they become violent.
Sports › Re: N'Golo Kante Ruled Out Of World Cup. by tuzle(m): 1:55am On Oct 19, 2022
So many players just getting ruled out of the world cup. This would have been is last world cup because by the next tournament he would have been 35years. Players now will be very careful because any small mistake means u miss the world cup.
Sports › Re: Liverpool & Portugal's Diogo Jota Will Miss The World Cup Due To Injury by tuzle(m): 6:57pm On Oct 18, 2022
HITsquad:
Ronaldo is done... Your hear me? Done!

I told you all Ronaldo's game will die before Messi's game... Why? Ronaldo got absolutely nothing else to offer except goals.
And now his body can no longer withstand those young bastard defenders that have zero respect for their elders. grin

Messi on the other hand... Odogowu too understands that his body armor is no longer what it used to be... But yet he will always be useful on the pitch... He is an all round player... Pure talent and can fit in any position except the defense.

I admire Ronaldo, but don't compare him to Messi. Real Madrid went on to win more Champions league as Ronaldo left,,, he was easily replaced... But Barcelona is still screaming for Messi to return.

Alot of people can do what Ronaldo does... And even do it better. But Messi? Legend has it that we may never see another being like him... The future generations will name him along side the Greek demi gods... They will envy us for being privileged to watch Messi play live!
some of u just seat and type with out considering other factors. U said u where saying Ronaldo game will die before Messi, is Ronaldo not 4years older so is it not natural for his game tonight die before Messi?
Politics › Re: If Yusuf Datti Wins His Polling Unit I Will Never Tweet Again - Bahir El-Rufai by tuzle(m): 11:35am On Oct 17, 2022
aariwa:
Same Datti that defeated two term governor of kaduna state Ahmed Markafi in senatorial elections? El Rufai children are most definitely hooked on drugs like most elite children from kaduna no doubt
some one up there said he can't even win local government chairman election.
Forum Games › Re: Optical Illusions - Find The Hidden Man In The Forest Within 11 Seconds by tuzle(m): 1:54am On Oct 16, 2022
penta:
I got it grin >: grin cheesy
the image now looks creepy somehow. Like a headless ghost looking at me.
Education › Re: ASUU Strike: UNIPORT Announces Resumption, Marathon Exams by tuzle(m): 12:38pm On Oct 15, 2022
If student don't protest, then they are all bastards. U can't go on 8month strike while discomforting the students then u resume suddenly and expect all students to just resume and start writing exam immediately. In fact if I fail any exam, I will sue them.
Politics › Re: The Hypocrisy Of Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie by tuzle(m): 11:42pm On Oct 14, 2022
The moment u open your eyes and see that we are all hypocrite in a way, then u wouldn't have written this long post condemning her.
Crime › Re: How Are This Yahoo Boys Making It by tuzle(m): 12:18pm On Oct 14, 2022
A friend of mine who is into yahoo told me that the secret of most of those people that make money from Yahoo which they won't tell u is that they bath with soap.
Education › Re: ASUU To Hold Emergency Meeting On Thursday. Strike To Be Likely Called Off by tuzle(m): 7:16pm On Oct 11, 2022
My own is they should not strike for the next 10years if they don't want songo and ogun combination to deal with them.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kyiv On Massive Missiles Attack by tuzle(m): 10:19am On Oct 10, 2022
timesupreloaded:
If Russia want they will seize the whole of Ukraine in 48hrs or the entire Europe in 5days. Russia is still doing warming up, they haven't started anything yet. Let the whole world fight Russia including China, Iran and India, they will all be defeated in 9days.
I hope u are joking. The whole world in 9days, when it isn't call of duty they are playing.
Politics › Re: Saheed Balogun, Dayo Amusa, Others At 5-Million-Man March For Tinubu In Lagos by tuzle(m): 11:54pm On Oct 09, 2022
lhordspy:
Your head is not correct sir. What useless movies are you talking about... Movies with funny titles like 'pregnant virgins' .. The 'beautiful ghost' ... 'The princess and the shoemaker'.

Useless movie shot within the space of 3days, poor quality, poor storyline, poor audio, poor lightening, poor subtitles, unrealistic scenes, predictive endings.

Just fake Nya*sh girls with heavy makup and fake phonetics.

I even feels downgrade to even be talking about those useless trash. No wonder your brain is at zero-IQ . when you engage in viewing and glorifying rubbish.
but guy u self defending the Yoruba movie u dey try o. Both Yoruba and English speaking are wack. Movies that can make one sleep.
Sports › Re: Iker Casillas Was Hacked, He Isn't Gay. by tuzle(m): 6:40pm On Oct 09, 2022
izikgiren:
Why dis one d apologize to LGBT community
if gave them joy for some few hours
Education › Re: Lawyers, Pls, State The Implications Of ASUU Not Obeying The Court's Order by tuzle(m): 1:31pm On Oct 09, 2022
ASUU and fg played a game of chess and fg has checkmated them. They should just accept their loss and resume. Maybe after 2yesrs they can embark on another strike.
Crime › Re: Oshodi (Gangs, Violence, Politics & NURTW) by tuzle(m): 1:56am On Oct 09, 2022
I remember then before fashola or was it ambode that changed the place. Oshodi under bridge was a place inhibited by thieves, if u are not careful they could even steal the person. I stayed at bolade for sometimes during fashola regime and that place was rough. There is no way there won't be fight there in a month between the different faction. There park was(and still is) a big money making machine for this guys so they were willing to kill just to get to the top. I remember witnessing one fight while coming back home with my uncle's laptop. I was just hearing gun shot from different angle not knowing where they were shooting from, as I was running the laptop bag fell and the screen got broken. My uncle almost killed me that day because I took it without his permission. But it was worse under tinubu time. Now u won't even know it was the same oshodi then
Travel › Re: Vehicle Offence In UK And Nigeria, LASTMA Example (pics) by tuzle(m): 12:41pm On Oct 07, 2022
As in most latsma official are hungry people. Most of them have no shame at all. In fact they will chase all this commercial buses like how a thief approaches their victim. One can't even differentiate latsma from agberos because it is like they are doing the same work and the only difference between them is the uniform they wear
Phones › Re: How Scammers Use 737 To Defraud People by tuzle(m): 10:51am On Oct 07, 2022
Same thing happened to me when my phone was stolen around that April. I transfered most of my money away from the account and left only 2k. By the time I checked my email in the afternoon, I saw that about #1100 has been used from my account.
Romance › Re: Should I Accommodate Him Or Close My Doors On Him by tuzle(m): 3:11am On Oct 06, 2022
I remember traveling to ekiti around 2011 for the first time. Got there around 11pm. I was suppose to stay with a church member family who stays there. Called this guy's number but the phone was switched off and I don't know anybody or anywhere. The money with me was for my journey back and feeding for the two days I plan on staying there. That was how I met someone at the car park, explained my situation to him and he said he was going to help. Took me to his grand parents place as he also came from Lagos that day too. They treated me like I wasn't a stranger, gave me food. God bless that family were ever they are now. Back to the topic follow your mind.
TV/Movies › Re: Baldwin Reaches Settlement With The Hutchins Over Wrongful Death On 'Rust' Set by tuzle(m): 7:43pm On Oct 05, 2022
Kentuforchrist:
I don’t understand
He wasn’t sentenced,

If na Niger they won’t hear it was an accident ooo
the family agreed for settlement. So there is no case again
Politics › Re: Tinubu Healthier Than You, Afegbua Tells Pat Utomi by tuzle(m): 3:45pm On Oct 05, 2022
This is a big lie. If they had said tinubu is healthy for his age, that is still believable but saying he is healthier than pat utomi is a very big lie. Someone that still teaches a classroom full of people regularly without any help.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Honored With Citizenship Of Dallas, USA (video) by tuzle(m): 12:36pm On Oct 05, 2022
Congratulations to him. I hope he wins this upcoming election, so that a new age can begin in Nigeria politics where the position of president isn't sure for anyone so we won't have people screaming emilokan like we owe them something or the grandpa that has been running for president when tv was still black and white.
Politics › Re: Joke Silva At APC Women Rally For BAT2023 (Photos) by tuzle(m):
I am not for tinubu, but obedient should learn how to respect other people's choice. Not everybody will support ur candidate. That is life and u should learn how to live with it instead of abusing others who don't support your candidate.
Family › Re: Man Whose Wife Died Chasing Side Chick Is Not Dead. He Was In Coma by tuzle(m): 6:53pm On Oct 03, 2022
Corridon:
What a sad end to both. The side chick will now look for another man to continue.
I want to believe the title and topic was edited after u made your comment. So pls come back and edit your comment too.
Business › Re: The Best Way To Avoid Embarrassments From Loan apps by tuzle(m): 3:58pm On Oct 03, 2022
Nasri100:
Nigerians should stop taking loans from loan apps.

I am also talking about financial institutions like Carbon, Fairmoney and MoneyInminutes

They are all loan sharks with high interests.

It’s better to take loans from only commercial banks in the country.

Be warned.
I swear commercial bank load make sense. For example gt has a loan system on their app but I think it is only available for salary earners. Their 10k loan interest isn't even up to 1.5k and u pay back a certain percentage every month for a year.
Politics › Re: Moment Man Slumped, Died While Playing Football In Lekki, Lagos by tuzle(m): 7:55pm On Oct 02, 2022
Regular medical checkup is underrated in Nigeria. When last have most of us here gone for checkup. Most of us treat our body any how without even minding the strain on our body. I am also guilty. There are somethings that we experience in our body that we usually ignore like slight headache, back pain and the rest that may be eaten us gradually. But I don't blame most of us because if we have the access we would have used it. The last time I went to a general hospital for test, I spent like 4hrs on the queue before I could see a doctor and private hospitals are just so expensive. 80% of us don't even have health insurance. Back to the topic rest in peace young man
Romance › Re: I Am Somewhat Disturbed With New Levels Of Nudity In Latest Nollywood Movies by tuzle(m): 4:28pm On Oct 02, 2022
BadRadio:
Have you noticed that non of Dwayne Johnson's movie have x-rated scenes... his movies are rated very high across the world, check Indian movies too... or movies by Tyler Perry... they are all clean. So I don't believe that sex in movies makes it sell.
watch pain and gain
Politics › Re: Sanwo-olu Bans RTEAN In Lagos, Sets Up Caretaker Committee by tuzle(m): 7:51pm On Sep 29, 2022
Nurtw and rtean are they different? Some please explain. How are they different from latsma and can't they make an official union under government watch that will control parks instead of all this jobless agberos that are just looking for easy money.
Romance › Re: MY EXPERIENCE With Women After I Travelled by tuzle(m): 6:55pm On Sep 29, 2022
Parachoko:
You sef, person dey treat you like this, and you still dey follow her chat? shocked

Give her space
I done give her space. I hate nonsense. It is not like I asked her out. But at least try to reply text once in a while. U can't claim to be my friend and u leave me on unread for days. To
Romance › Re: MY EXPERIENCE With Women After I Travelled by tuzle(m):
U are totally right. There is this girl who I was close to at my work place. When it comes to chatting, she will never chat u up first and if u ask her why she can't even say hi to u on message, she will tell u it is because she is shy. There was even a time I purposely didn't text or see her for a week at work and she couldn't even text or ask if I came to work. Sometimes u send her message and she won't reply for hours even when she is online.

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