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Massiveglory:
You want to know how to kill/ eat a snake?
Simply log in to nairaland.
The way snakes are butchered and consumed on this platform is Fearful.

If this does not make fp, I will sack myself from here, pull off my clothes and jump into river Mississippi

So better river no dey naija na Mississippi u kon see wey sweet u to enter abi ?

NwaAmaikpe:




Please what then happened to the water he was fetching downstairs?

Hahahahahahaha, did wan just weak me

Hmmmmmm another version loading .

Make una see thief dey call another thief name , I no even know how I take see my self for dis kwantry sef

Dem never start

gidgiddy:
Oh I see. We have to wait for video as they wipeout people in Benue, Ebonyi and Delta? Nice one

Dont mind that goat of the federal republic of Nigeria, he is of no use even to himself .

No be una dey buy mb for me ooO, make una no dey use Nnamdi kanu matter disturb ma phone again ooO ayaf talk my own.

Una don turn dis matter to action film things , isiorite.

E no get use na , weitin dem wan use am do ? We dash una , make una use am take sell akara .

HEAVEN4444:
davido the vampire. sucking the life out of his friends. i will do his astrology natal chart now to see if he really is a vampire

OK so after looking at his chart he was born on the day when a mercury retrograde made ingress into scorpio, and he is born in atlanta meaning he is a STARSEED archetype. and also meaning that he was born at the fall of the draconian empire so that he represents the new risen empire, hence why he was born in atlanta. what this means is that he has divine protection and whomever tries to come against him will be destroyed. so i am afraid to say those 6 people who got destroyed where scheming behind his back to destroy him but his protecting angels destroyed all 6 of them

Abeg no vex , who sell dat igbo wey u smoke dis morning for you ?

I wouldn't blame this one , enter the street of nigeria and come back again and come and tell us this yamayama things u are saying , if no be broom dem go use flog u enter house , mumu .

Condemned iron , oya market don set for aboki

U go no wia ,We die here hehehehe

visijo:
I will never watch Female football again how can someone score Hat trick and celebrate without removing her jersey? ��

Hahahahahahaha , u no well aswear

na by force , is ya welcoming ?

Na dis tiny rope naim all of una gada togeda like dis for ?

na story e dey find , baba no go gree .

Lord lugard, e no go better for u sha .

hakeem4:
this is what brings about advancement. unlike religions with authorities, making claims they know nothing about. How can someone die and come back to life and you are still waiting for him to return again after 2000 years

And yet u believe witchcraft exist right ? may God help you .

ICTWeb:
This old man. And he is happy for this poor out thought barbage. It took out the flywheel, ball joint and steering of a scrape motor. With all the poorly joint and long tire rods outside of the body.

This is 21 century man. You are bigger than this.

He didn't show the most vita part. Which is the rear and engine. I wonder this can select gear probably a generator or casava 2 stroke engine.

Abeg which one u don make ? Plz learn to be encouraging pipo like this

MrFollowFollow:
Private loan providers serve a need. The problem is that most Nigerians do not like to repay loans

come o ,U be dia staff abi ?

All this one dey mad sha, both the PDP and d APC, una head no correct .

Make e go sidon for inside bush , shey na dat wan go solve Nigeria palava?

The dead lizard don kon hand over weitin dem go take kill all of una on Saturday, na God go disgrace this man las las sha .

I dont even think they paid Upto 70 thousand naira, all na wash , they all know what the are doing.

this wan don mad sha , shay madness no dey finish for dis administration nii , from lai Muhammad to adesina

MejiLoyon:
The last picture the guy dey use stick turn am.make E Jono well well.

Na only one person dey delay me. My spirit don dey Chicago already. My body wey dey here na battery E dey use. I don go since.

hahahahahahah

Nothing good comes from d north, I rest my case

But speaking on Arise News, Shehu on Wednesday said although he had not spoken to the President about the issue, Buhari is concerned about the safety, and wellbeing of ordinary Nigerians on the streets and doesn’t like the idea of closing the roads, security men molesting people on the road for him to have the right of way while attending the burial.


This one just weak me oooO, make lie kill una dia , na today una start to close road , wat of the roads wey una don close since because of dat lifeless lizard , any way am no longer surprise, make una continue to use lies baff , na una hubby

MALIGNANTGuest:
Senator Adeyeye...
So you sat down and thought it wise to present another CORPSE to occupy ASO ROCK..
U are very heartless Sir.
Despite what Nigeria is passing through.
You are Very Wicked.

Are you normal Sir?

He is not normal sir , his brain needs factory RESET

na now hunger catch dis wan , so him day just brake , u dey ask for loot wey dem don already chop abi , sitdown dia oga, Express don liv u fa.