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I mistakenly sent my pastor a porn video, i was worried until he replied 'i think i have watched this one before, abeg u no get another one?

Talk is cheap government.
Well.. I pray for reverse to be the case this time around.

Another latest sex style is called buhari.. This one, you will just be on top without doing anything..
Lol.. No be my handwriting oo

If you slap me on my left cheek, i will turn the right one for you to slap then, we will sit down and plan your burial ceremony..

Motivational speakers will be like: " i started my business with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fishes..
Lol.. Bros you be Jesus

Imagine going to hell because of small lies like 'Dope pic bro', 'dope song bro'..

Haha

My wedding will to be on a Low key.. Just 20 invitees, i might not even attend sef.
Things are hard this days oo.

Don't venture into music because of money but instead, coming up with good songs will give you a good fan base and then, money will start coming from show invites, features e.t.c

Lol..

Because your mum counted the meat in the soup you are now using your teeth to slim fit.. Oga fashion designer, Weldone sir.

Hmm.. Nice one

DeWisedon:
ENGLISH: If Theo walk at night,Theo might get lost.
PIDGIN: If Theo waka for night, THEOPHILUS �����

Hahaha

If to say this mercy wey win bbnaija get sense, she for just use that 30million play 2 sure odds for bet9ja.. Ah who slapped me

They should also reduce the number of tribes in Nigeria fa

English: 2 ritualist are looking for you Pidgin: 2baba de find you

GennyCheta:
Nice one keep it up

Thanks a lot dr

If price of rice no reduce before my wedding ehn, na beans i go serve all of una wey de attend that day oo.

christm386:
u good bro, made my day

Wow.. Am glad i did, thanks a lot

You can't expect her to quickly reply your "how are you" kind of question when another guy is asking her "what's your account number ".. My brother stop joking nah

On my wedding day, if you come late you will kneel down outside.. I hate nonsense.

Breaking news

Wow.. Well deserved, thumbs up dear

He needs to be recruited into the Nigerian Army for taking such a bold step..
Anyways.. What did i know, Just thinking out loud tho

English: I saw 2 ritualist asking after you.
Pidgin: 2 baba the find you.

Hmm.. nice one
Am in

Haha.. Best joke of the week

Have your mum ever priced something in your presence to the extent that you starts pitying the seller??

Nice one

I called my girlfriend to tell her that i am breaking up with her, and she was shocked to find out we were dating.. Chaii, i don die..

On my wedding day, if you no dress according to the colours of the day.. Is either you pay a fine or no food for you..