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Lol... Shiit happens at times mehn...

This thread is for short funny jokes and you are also free to add yours friends.. Some are from me while some are gotten from Facebook.. But not withstanding, the plan is just to put a smile on your faces friends




1. In Nigeria, putting kids to bed is like a robbery attack

Oya lie down, close your eyes, face the bed if i hear piim, you go see wiim..

Mizwisdom:
Fulinization of Nigeria

Yea... Ah tell you dear

zoedew:
You think they care? When they know we are hooked on Toyota vehicles and electronics!

Hmmm... Too bad but that's just the truth.

zoedew:
You think they care? When they know we are hooked on Toyota vehicles and electronics!

Hmm...too bad but that's just the truth.

Haha... Clash of the vixens season 1 episode 2

maasoap:
I moved away from tecno long time ago. I've never used infinix and will never use it. Though, I'm still using budget phone

Hmmm... That's nice bro, hope to join you soon.

uuzba:
You using Tecno? And making mouth? See how all your text cannot even show in English on my phone. Gan change dat phone!

Hahaha... See how u just take finish me.

Well... If not for money, i for don change am since bro.

Wow..keep going star boy

Too bad...may his soul rest in peace.

But wait ooo... Can't we start a friendly fight with them

Still can't believe this country has gone to a point were the government listens to some bloody terrorist and act according to what pleases them..

God.. you are our only hope.

Hmm... This is nice
And this is why i keep telling people around me that if i ever get money, i will introduce new brand of phones to them cuz they think it's only tecno and infinix that are android phones meanwhile there names should not be mentioned when we are talking about real gadgets.
Pls dont mind me cuz its even a tecno phone that i used to type this oo.

enemyofprogress:
me too dey look for one here

Haha... Happy searching bro

Autotech312:
Are you from Ghana? Are you guys not listening at all?

Nawao for you ooo... Is it a law that you must quote somebody

Hmm.. Can't believe i share the same country with her.

This baby mama of a thing is getting out of hand in dis country.

Her mum is beautiful fa

Hmm.. The wife looks older than him..

Miss kogi and Nasarawa make sense die

That one from Akwa ibom shall..

DonCrack:
Abi, maybe he wan connect light for there

Haha.. No mind de nigga bro

Mr Electrician, why must u wire wetin u no supposed wire

Eyaah... Rest in peace bro

And so?
Where were you when kiss Daniel announced himself as the owner of the label

Ha... This country is slowly becoming something else oo

God help us

Ha.. Dis matter is getting out of hand oo

Hmm.. I pray for the water to go down soon

Ah wish them goodluck

Dis people wan use our head but las las...we no go gree

Haha.. Dat his name shall

Dats a nice one fa

Hmm..another one

Hmm..things are really happening ooo