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This one that my weed is missing and my grandma is busy trying to load airtime inside calculator.. Are you thinking what am thinking

Between Native doctors and girls.. Who like chicken pass??

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Haha.. King of new yam

She caught me cheating.. now she says if i still want her, i must sing the National Anthem backwards..

Hmm.. 20 mill just like that?
SMH

Hmm.. Some people are really wicked and heartless fa

Just because i gave a fowl that was going my direction a lift, people are now saying i have stolen a fowl.. Can't we humans help animals anymore??

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On my wedding day if you hear your name, you march forward and collect your rice..
The rest will explain who invited them..

The way medical students walk in the hospitals and clinics these days ehhhhn... its as if they can download life

"Inspiration go come when i reach studio"... Na so Terry G matter take start oo..

Am igbo man will finish his wedding 3pm and open shop 4pm.. Igbo men and business ehn..

Wait oo.. Is Nigeria also called "abroad" in other countries??

I was in the plane today going to china when the two pilots started fighting..
Well to cut the long story short.. I just came down and entered okada oo.

Stupidity is when Air Peace brings you out of South Africa free of charge and you went to pay tithes to pastors that have private Jets..

I stole a cap from school yesterday then boom.. My father comes wearing it at the P.T.A meeting today ..

Pls contact me if you need someone that will fall on your ex lover's cake by mistake on their wedding day.

Baby am coming.. This motivational sentence can make a guy to sweep even the whole community..

Girls can lie ehn, I remember when my ex once said, baby if you leave me i will die.. But to my greatest surprise, i saw the idiot alive yesterday..
Can you imagine??

No animal on earth can run faster than a lady with make up when it's raining.. Abeg this is not my handwriting oo.

Wahala is when you vomit pounded yam with fish in church during fasting and prayer session..

When i carry you inside my car, stop greeting people through the window.. Such behaviors consume fuel,
Ehn.. Are you trying to argue, get out of my car.

Guys how far nah.. 2face daughter don grow up oo
Base on pay back things

Your parents named you fortune
You changed it to mhizfortune.. Shebi you think Jesus no de understand english ahbi..

Guys am selling liquid rat poison and this is how it works..
1.You have to chase the rat and catch it
2.Give it 2 tea spoons of the poison for one week till it dies
Without wasting much time.. You are welcome to place your order.

Wow.. My main concern about phones is the storage capacity (though i do consider other few things as well) and i most commend infinix on this one.
How i wish to get this device so i can be using it to shoot my music videos and comedy skits cuz I've been using Tecno k7 for dat purpose ever since..

Good move basket.. Las las, SA na scam for now

My siblings use to compel me to share meat whenever we were eating, i always tell them NO but they kept on persuading me and so, i decided to share meat one day..
Well.. To cut the long story short, they have been the ones turning down my request to share meat ever since then..

Sometimes my pastor's jokes are not funny but we just laugh because God is watching us..

Pls can i see pictures of the phone?

Well.. I see this as waste of their hard earned resources cuz what needs to be done is far from it