₦airaland Forum

BItt:
I had this girl I met in year 2020 during the covid period. It was hard to get her. She was much younger and had more attention.

During that period I was out of jobs and was struggling. I hardly had enough to take care of myself but she did not trouble me much. She was in the habit of buying things for me no matter how little it was. I was also reasonable enough to buy her more.

At a point in 2021 I got a job in another state. It took a while before I could save up and asked her to come.

She's asking us to get married but I am trying to explain to her what I am earning is not enough to start a home yet. Apart from that what she has is an olevel and some business she does online. She is still dependent on me for alot.

Yesterday, I took her out to an eatry and when we got back home, she suggested we took a Blood oath. Blood oath that neither of us will leave each other.
How do girls get to know and believe all these stuff?

She said we will pierce each other's left thumb, press it against each others thumb and say the oath. I don't know if it works but I feel strange about doing it.

In Sleepy Joe's voice "Don't"

erniok:
Why is the govt showing so much weakness as though it is afraid of few individuals that take over our collective welfare.

Because those few individuals work for the government

EreluRoz:
Maybe some women enjoy sex more especially if you were not tampered with by that circumcision or wareva. So it depends but generally I think men enjoys sex more kos they even put their hard earned money to get it

Women enjoy sex more, but men has been designed to desire it more for the purpose of procreation.

Good evening my people, please I want to confirm for a friend of mine if post-utme screening forms for universities are out, he chose KWASU

Enchantress01:
Proudly Generation Z (Zoomers) 😊

Hello baby girl😉

All this online Igbo people with herd and victim mentality.

mrvitalis:
Lol same Nigeria refused to give him land to build plan maintainace hub in Enugu ... Now they are faking smiles like they are happy

Yet Allen is still doing one Nigeria

I have done one Nigeria here on nairaland... Was one of the biggest advocates

But truth is... As long as you are an Igbo man in Nigeria they would never give you a level playing ground ... The sooner igbos like Allen understand this the better

Always playing the victims

Arobaga:
And what happened to the man who kidnapped the votes of Nigerians




Bloody thieving kettle calling pot black

STFU!
So because the election was rigged, does that excuse the actions of kidnappers?

OLAADEGBU:
US-based Nigerian Professor, Uju Anya, Gets Engaged To Her Lεsbιαη Partner

Daily Times

HARAM!

CoronaVirusPro:
They are not good actors and actresses

Wack job!

That seems like acting to you?

Chrisrare:
Obviously the man is not a real man. This is the kind of situation that a real man stands by his woman.

It's still morning and you already got the award for dumbest comment of the day.

ChristCee:
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You are a f**ool who needs to step into shoes of people who were unfortunate enough to be in such attacks for you to realize what it entails. You are a bitter f**ool who hates your country and country men.
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Well you can go to Somali or Palestine since you have decided to see nothing good about Nigeria. Ode omo.

You seem like someone with an extremely low IQ, your comprehensive capabilities bother the hell outta me. Why I bother to reply you honestly baffles me.

ChristCee:
When was the last time someone came to your street and burned all of you because you are different from them?
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I pray you or one of your family members experience xenophobic attacks in the hands of those animals. Then you will understand there is a difference.

Do you see your hypocrisy?
You are praying evil for another person and their family, how are you any different from the ones attacking others? Well so be it unto you as you have wished me.

Vyvyanvyvy:
Hello my lovely famz long time, I hope you are all doing well. I got some great news for you I just wanted to let you know that I have gotten married on the 6th of january 2024 my traditional and court wedding done and dusted. You have been a great support for me over the years that's why I couldn't keep this great news from you. Thank you once again to you all for all the support and love you have showing me and my children. God bless you all.

We'll see how this will go too

I don't know why some y'all are complaining about South Africans being xenophobic, when some of you are so Tribalistic beyond reason. At least we don't hear about South Africans going online and calling other tribes alagbado, flat heads or cow children. The only difference between Nigeria and South Africa is that South Africans are xenophobic to other countries while Nigerians are doing it to themselves.

gasparpisciotta:
What could be going through someone’s mind while cutting the head of another?

Madness, Anger, Rage, Jealousy, Hatred?

What level of human deprivation can lead to cutting the head of another human?

🥲

If you could read the heart of people around you, you'd be surprised at the thoughts of people who you thought are normal.

Omo I am feeling sleepy 💤
😴

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DeeBoyPees:
YAHWEH, ALLAH, GOD...
What I am most sure of is the Shahada.
You see, the Quran says something along the likes of "whoever believes in ONE God, and his salvation is saved". This answers my questions to the plytheists and christians about "what happens to those that lived before your messaged reached their shores?"
Allah SWT is love, peace, grace, and the ultimate receptor of the glory of our consciousness.
This is for Victory Chapel Fresno California USA,
This is for their clueless GO with an onlyfans daughter,
this is for tee akande... with love from dee.
This is for Tolu, a girl that sleeps around but sings in the choir on sunday,
this is for @iam_t.o.l.u because wallahi; the most high hath delivereth you to my hand;
say "Astafigullah" and all shall be forgiven.
NOBODY fit save you from my cross hairs now I know ur secret except ALLAH SWT, not even uncle sleepy Joe.

From nairaland to lindaikejisblog, bros your hate for Tolu is real o 😆 🤣 😂

BOSSkesh:
Stop panic buying
Trust the government

The government that doesn't love its people?

Workch:
The picture below is a drone picture of where my family house is located in Ibeku, Umuahia.
We came to Lagos to do business, it does not mean that we go back to trees when we say we are going to the village.

There's absolutely nothing wrong with going back to trees too, home will always be home.

Toba24:
Gbogbo family e ma Shan ku

God punish you and your toxic family

DyshApp:
If you've seen a bald caucasian man wearing sunglasses and talking about the multitude of women he has had relationships with, as well as the amount of money he makes from being a hustler; then chances are that you've seen Andrew Tate.

The controversial influencer rose to fame after he was removed from the British television show Big Brother for a video where he was filmed attacking a woman.

He was once recorded saying, "I do know how to administer CPR. However, I will not administer CPR unless you're a hot female... If you're some fat dude and you just had a heart attack, and I don't really know you, you're gonna die... No, not even if you're a friend..." in a popular video that went viral on Tiktok.

He got temporarily banned on Twitter after stating that women should bear responsibility for being sexually assaulted.

Tate is a self-proclaimed millionaire and investor, and his videos give credit to this claim. Tate has shared glimpses of his life as he travels country to country with his brother Tristan enjoying the finest luxuries money can buy.

But where does the money come from?

View Article link

Do you think he's innocent?
Find out the latest updates on Dysh

He's innocent. The matrix is trying to frame him.

😎😂😂😂

Toba24:
Oloshi������
Soothsayer isonu
E sure for me say you no fit marry
You go soon die se

Obun, olooorun ni e
Like seriously o ti ya werey
Gbogbo family e ti siwin

Toba24:
Like i said earlier.....werey i am still married e dey pain youuuuuuuuuuuu
go hug transformer
Adieu in advance
o ma pada shan ku ni

Even if u are still married for now, I can tell from your nasty attitude that you are not in a happy marriage that will last long.

Toba24:
Your father is Dumb
you are dumb
Your unborn kids are dumb
Your future kids na slowpoke dem go be
mumuish promax

You illiteracy and slow mind just never cease to surprises me. Your ex husband is lucky to have dumped your dumb ass b4 u infect him with your stupidity.

Gucciblog:
Internet troll, how is that your business?

Will this useless post put food on your mother's table?

Your Tinubu is 62, 69, 72.

Mercy is that you?

Toba24:
Heheheheh
Your future kids will end up being whores�
Lol
FYI I’m still happily married MF lol
It gives me sooo much joy seeing you hurt
The only insult you have is LovePeddler, love-vendor pussy
Lol but what do I expect from a bastard whose mum is a LovePeddler sleeping with different men
I am sure you don’t even know your father
Do me a favor
Ask your mum who your real father is
I swear down she no go get answer
Dem too plenty
Her pussy is o wide like borehole
You can Bleep your mum to confirm
Omo ale jatijati
Bring it on
I Dey for you

Dumb bipolar bitch lying again. It's like being mumu-ish is a profession fir you?

Toba24:
Lmao��
Your father married a LovePeddler so I’m not surprised

You came from a house of pimpś and whoŕes, no wonder your husband left your smelly borehole for sweet tighter pussy

Toba24:
Your mother
your future wife
your unborn kids (female)
Are stupid bitches

Fucking LovePeddler

siofra:
This is what a man should be like. He must protect his family and stand by his wife no matter what, like Joseph in the Bible did to Mary when she became pregnant out of wedlock.


A true christian man I stan!

If this is what it means to be a Christian, I do not want to be a Christian.