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Chai!!! Someone pikin don turn supermaga

Mokason288:
Congratulations.... but I feel it’s wrong to stand while your fiancé sits down... it’s looks like woman wrapper kinda tin


I HOPE I MADE SENSE

Gbenusoun omo werey

Toxic mumu

Mtcheew

Congratulations

Mind read/control

umpire1st:
I cried when I watched Titanic for the first time, some years later I come watch am again only to realize say jack stupid and the girl selfish...that board do the two of them manage

Their children would have been SS(stupid&selfish).

Sarmiz24:
Never cried for any girl, as a matter of fact they the one who cried instead

Why na bro?
Stop fuckíng up now.

Never
But I felt sad watching Naruto.

If I am elected president I will feed every Nigerian five times a day, I will provide free 24/7 electricity, I will pay every Nigerian's debt, I will get every Nigerian free visa to heaven, I will provide new set of cloths for every Nigerian everyday, I will give every Nigerian a car.

Freestainworld:
go and hustle more brother Timothy, don't panic for anything, try fending for your kids while staying in peace.

If Timothy is actually his name, you shouldn't have posted it here.

Zzor:
I grew up mostly in the church, I was that child participating in several church activities, I loved God and Godly activities but ever since I grew up into a full grown woman, it has been a battle for me between worldly activities and Godly activities, I always feel dragged, like the devil is after me and also God wants to use me. I always encounter problems each time I go weird and worldly but always run back to God, my life has been like this for long now. I want God to take full charge of me, I'm so down and confused. Happy Sunday to you all

Date me then

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright...
Isoright..how niggarrrrs are bold to get married baffles me...
A real niggarrr will now be in the same roof with one particular pussy for God knows how long
The thought of that shit scares the hell out of me
Coupled with the fact that she won't be allowing me to live my life on the fast lane anymore...she won't allow me smoke my weed, bang other pussy, drink enough bottles.
Not to talk of the fact that my dickkk won't be getting excited for her anymore because my dickkk is used to her already...the love will no longer be there...but we will continue to be pretending that we still love each other probably because of our kids and what society will say
She go dey quarrel and advise me like a mother, sister and wife make i stop those things like alcohol, smoking weed, banging other pussy or make i reduce am..if i nor hear she go come go report to my mum or daddy..or probably person way I dey fear pass for my family...those ones go come call me for family meeting...see wahalar

Oh...lord...help a real niggarr...because with the way he is thinking now..he be like say na baby mama sure me die
Damnnn.......mmmmm...he who finds a wife..finds real dope problem and wahalar

I won't say this your idea is stupid, because am also considering it. It sucks when I see married couples, it like they happily forced themselves inside a prison they can't get out of.

I thought I read "exchanged blows"

peppermint7:
Wahala for who Dey here de complain

Being a lesbian in the USA �� is not even a big feat. E no consign anybody. Live ur life I live my life.

At this point all I have to say is
DO WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY

Drops mic

Rubbish

Chevrolet076:
I thought it's fried pawpaw

Nah, it smells like roasted watermelon.

Why people fight for other men's problems shocks me.

Famocious:
When i saw the hips.. I knew they don't lie

Did you invite shakira as a guest singer on your wedding day?

DaddyRochie1642:
Oga tell us the truth, ... That your so called Innocent Offer you made to that woman, If it were your Fellow Man, would you have made such an Offer to him

If likes were money ehn, you'd have over 2000 of whatever currency you prefer.

Damikjay:
For now I'm not sure if the northerners are ready to pass the Barton over to dem.
If dey really wat their voice to be heard, they should support a south easterner for Vice President.

It's not upto the North to decide which tribe the next president will come from, but it would do the SE some good if they can calm down and chase the tribalistic one like kanu away or he'll keep sabotaging their plans. I am very sure whoever the SE can produce will do wayyyyyyyy better than our current president, so long as it's not another greatgrandpa and the tribalistic ones among the Northerner's using boko haram don't try to use then like they did with GEJ.

northvietnam:
That social media regulation needs to start here on Nairaland ... the kind of tribalism from the members and mods eeeeh .... it’s too much

True! the online tribal warriors who keep spilling thrash on social media but are too chicken to say any rubbish in real life.

valentineuwakwe:
see who dey talk? so for GEJ mind now he gain honour after losing to Buhari in 2015.....

you saw you were losing and had no support outside to butress your claims of electoral fraud and same trump is losing yet crying foul cos he never imagine such.....


it's good to know wen the chips are down so that you dnt even enter the race to contest in the first place....GEJ would have gain more honour if you had never contested the 2015 election and allow the north complete their two terms!

gbenuresoun ode

Fiction! sugbon if this is true, madam you are a real olo***!

ATEAMS:


Deep in my heart I know I am a loner. I’ve tried to blend in with the world and be sociable, but the more people I meet the more disappointed I am. So I’ve learned to enjoy myself, my family, and a few good friends.

Are you me bro? reading this words of yours feels like my heart tore itself out of my chest, then wrote a sad short summary of my life to me.

Tadeknkeepcalm:
Ehya. It's your job to enforce how I must feel. If I'm not shedding tears then I must be a terrible person.
But if you weren't overcome by some gratuitous self-righteousness you would have comprehended that I said the girl is funny and not the incident, funny in this sense meaning strange.
Because whether or not you admit it, stepping into a dark empty opened space hoping that the elevator magically appears is quite strange.

WOW!
You just received the award for the most senseless explanation of the year.

As a child I wanted to be a doctor but now I think I would prefer to create a mercenary group that is involved in killing corrupt leaders starting with Nigeria. 2023 is too long to wait, I can't reason why are people with the power are not fighting back as we are being sold into potential slavery.

JudasNaCarrot:
Are we surprised? A very daft man....someone who doesn't know the mechanics of economics. He doesn't have ordinary certificates, haven't written a book in his life, have never delivered any intellectual speech in a business or academic fora.
A man whose only known achievements is being a soldier, coupist and religious bigot can never lead this country of over 100 million intellectually active citizens.

It will never be well with all those who deceived us and sold this dummy as president.
Amaechi who bought his form, Tinubu who went into alliance because of his greed, Sowore who told countless lies against the past administration, Dino Melaye who ran his mouth like diarrhoea, Saraki who campaigned, Atiku who stupidly agreed out of greed, Rochas who betrayed his party, Oshiomole who out his wickedness and Lai Mohammed who made so many abracadabra by changing white to black and black to blue.....

God will punish all of you one by one.

It will be faster if he punishes them all at once.

AltCtrlDel:
How did one nation end up with so much power that the rest of the world has to watch on helplessly while an election they can't vote in determines their existence and the climate their great-grandchildren will live in?

So not everybody is dumb, you're one of the rare.

Haywhysat:
Lol, so, what now happened after the buyer rejected the newspaper? Some useless news self

And Nigeria became a better nation

Trendy247:
Thank you, but we don't need anyone with gray hair again in Aso Rock

And you think electing a youth would make a difference?

I am so tired of this world and it's people, yet suicide will never ever ever be a option for me.

His children will lead the fight.

SilverNorGold:
.. May the Lord be Praised..

Anytime I read about the love and sacrifice of Christ, the image of President Mohammadu Buhari comes to my mind.. His love for Nigeria, his unparalleled patriotism and his sacrifice for the betterment of Nigeria set him apart from our regular politicians and past leaders.

President Mohammadu Buhari is undoubtedly the best President alive. Thank God for the great man..

May God bless all Christians.
May God bless all Muslims.
May God bless all Traditionalists.
May God bless all Atheists.
May God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Are you intentionally trying to piss us off right now?