Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Parks Car On Expressway, Romances His Girlfriend. Nigerians Angry by TwoBottles: 3:11pm On Mar 21, 2019 |
As long as he didn't pull out her breasts and suck her nipples then he is still a learner. |
Crime › Re: Woman Burst Into Tears Crying After Police Officer Beat Her Husband To Death(Pic by TwoBottles: 3:04pm On Mar 21, 2019 |
Livecamp09: Die a painful death oponu Quote me again pussyboy. |
Crime › Re: Woman Burst Into Tears Crying After Police Officer Beat Her Husband To Death(Pic by TwoBottles: 3:02pm On Mar 21, 2019 |
Livecamp09: Die a painful death oponu Quote me again pusssyboy. |
Crime › Re: Woman Burst Into Tears Crying After Police Officer Beat Her Husband To Death(Pic by TwoBottles: 2:55pm On Mar 21, 2019 |
Livecamp09: May the same calamity befall u in Jesus name.. Amen Your brand of foolery is first class. Irrational asswipe. |
Crime › Re: Woman Burst Into Tears Crying After Police Officer Beat Her Husband To Death(Pic by TwoBottles: 2:53pm On Mar 21, 2019 |
badmrkt: you are very foolish. i recommend your insensitive asss is banned forever. You delusional slowpoke, why not put head in your arsehole and disappear. |
Crime › Re: Woman Burst Into Tears Crying After Police Officer Beat Her Husband To Death(Pic by TwoBottles: 2:45pm On Mar 21, 2019 |
The Nigerian state needs a total overhaul. A state that terrorizes her citizenry.
The government is in itself a criminal organisation. |
Business › Re: Court Sanctions Access Bank, Diamond Bank Merger by TwoBottles: 9:59am On Mar 21, 2019 |
nwanyionitsha: Uzoma ran the place down . He is a disappointment, to be honest. |
Business › Re: Court Sanctions Access Bank, Diamond Bank Merger by TwoBottles: 9:41am On Mar 21, 2019 |
Diamond Bank messed up big time. From one of the best to nothing. |
Health › Re: The Keik Foundation Visits Kidney Patient, Foot Bills To Mark World Kidney Day by TwoBottles: 9:32pm On Mar 20, 2019 |
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Health › Re: Top 6 Causes Of Kidney Disease by TwoBottles: 5:11pm On Mar 20, 2019 |
Good reminder.. |
Politics › Re: Lere Olayinka To El-Rufai: "Continue Your Deep Sleep Short-Man-Devil Of Kaduna" by TwoBottles: 10:45am On Mar 20, 2019 |
When you live life with love in your heart for your fellow human beings irrespective of their background. You'll find peace unquantifiable.
I love humanity but living in the North has shown me that Northerners are vicious, unforgiving and always move about with sinister motives.
As for El Rufai, I abhor the man.
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Politics › Re: Olatoye Sugar’s Family Demands N200m From UCH Ibadan For Releasing His Dying Pho by TwoBottles: 10:28am On Mar 19, 2019 |
They are in the right, you know. It's quite unethical. |
Celebrities › Re: Davido Reacts To Viral Video Of Lady Who Walked Out On Her Boyfriend's Proposal by TwoBottles: 11:39pm On Mar 18, 2019 |
The world has gone beyond proposing to a lady.
Baby mama ti take over. |
Celebrities › Re: Photos Anto Lecky Donating Blood in Lagos state by TwoBottles: 11:12am On Mar 18, 2019 |
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Politics › Re: Zahra Buhari: My Religion, Traditions Make Me Who I Am Today - Buhari Daughter by TwoBottles: 9:57am On Mar 18, 2019 |
Ok |
Celebrities › Re: Leo Mezie Down With Kidney Failure Again! Chioma Okoye Calls For Help by TwoBottles: 8:46pm On Mar 16, 2019 |
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Celebrities › Re: Priscilla Ajoke Ojo Apologizes To Her Mother For Going To The Strip Club by TwoBottles: 8:44pm On Mar 16, 2019*. Modified: 11:20pm On Mar 16, 2019 |
At least her written English is ok. She only needs to work on her spacing. |
Properties › Re: Photos As 3-Storey Building Collapses In Ibadan by TwoBottles: 10:16pm On Mar 15, 2019*. Modified: 10:37pm On Mar 15, 2019 |
An old woman who lives all alone was lying on her straw mattress, suddenly the weather changed and it was about to rain.
In a flash, she remembered the firewood she toiled all morning to gather and decided to go out to re-position it lest the rain falls on it: for it was her only source of livelihood as no one will buy it if is wet.
As soon as she stepped outside, her old mud house came crashing down.
The penultimate questions is this; what saved the old woman?
May God protect us all from all manner of disaster. |
Travel › Re: The Moment Emirates Arrives Abuja International Airport New Terminal (video) by TwoBottles: 10:10pm On Mar 15, 2019 |
Should this be an achievement for a whole giant of Africa?? After 59yrs of independence. |
Health › Re: Lagos State Government Marks World Glaucoma Day (Photos) by TwoBottles: 9:58pm On Mar 15, 2019 |
Weed cures glaucoma.. When cooked with food. |
Properties › Re: Lagos Govt Releases Official Figures Of Persons That Died In Collapsed Building by TwoBottles: 4:44pm On Mar 15, 2019 |
20 children and adults??  |
Romance › Re: Top 5 Lies Women Tell In Relationships by TwoBottles: 10:41pm On Mar 14, 2019*. Modified: 10:58pm On Mar 14, 2019 |
My guy met this beautiful lady and instantly fell in love; she consents to date and marry him on the condition of "no sex until marriage as she is still a virgin". My guy agrees and after two years of vigorous dating and counselling he engaged her: we were so happy for him and envied him for having such a beautiful girl. In the third year, they got married in a big way.
On their first night together, my guy had bought 'Goya oil' to facilitate the process so as not to injure her as she was still a virgin. To his greatest amazement, she swallowed everything including his scotrum sack. His manhood was like a little finger in a public pot.
My guy has been depressed to this day. Moral of the story is " never believe her when she tells you that she is still a virgin". |
Romance › Re: Lookalike Lovers Wows in lovely pre-wedding photos by TwoBottles: 10:35pm On Mar 14, 2019 |
This lady has bleached away her destiny... Guy ain't got taste.. |
Crime › Re: Igbo Businessman Attacked By Hoodlums In Taraba (Photos) by TwoBottles: 5:59pm On Mar 14, 2019 |
Deepthoughts: Your knowledge of hausa is poor,'yan chirani" means "those that hassles during the dry season",it is generally used in taraba to refer to visiting labourers especially from the far north who troop to Taraba during the dry/harvest season for menial jobs,I know because I was in bantaje wukari for years, it's a pity he is a victim n I wish him well.The Muslims in Taraba have been trying desperately to take over the state for long now so I'm not surprised, places like I, bantaje,mutum biu,sabongida takai,gassol are common Muslims flash point areas in taraba that one need to avoid during tensed situations. I was born in Northern Nigeria and still reside here, sometimes we are referred to as "yan cin rani". Eg, mu ba yan nan ba ne, mun zo cin rani ne: watarana za mu koma garin mu. |
Crime › Re: Igbo Businessman Attacked By Hoodlums In Taraba (Photos) by TwoBottles: 2:11pm On Mar 14, 2019 |
"Yan Chinrani" this term is generally used to refer to Fulani nomads who move from place to place in search of greener pasture for their cattle and other livestock.
It is also used to refer to all those who are living and doing business or working in the North who are not of nothern extraction.
From the above explanation, one can deduce that another terrorist group is on the rise in Northern Nigeria and their principal targets are non- indigenes whose only crime is residing in the North. |
Properties › Re: A-4 Storey Building Collapsed At Itafaaji, Lagos Island, Children Feared Dead by TwoBottles: 1:08pm On Mar 13, 2019 |
The buildings around that axis look so old and decayed.. Another tragedy in waiting.
God forbid.. |
Webmasters › Re: Nkiruka Blessing Okoro Buys A Brabus Ride As Early 30th Birthday Gift by TwoBottles: 1:00pm On Mar 13, 2019 |
Buying a car is not an achievement. |
Celebrities › Re: Actress Funke Akindele In Lovely Photos by TwoBottles: 12:45pm On Mar 13, 2019 |
Simple farm tool. |
Celebrities › Re: Actress Funke Akindele In Lovely Photos by TwoBottles: 12:44pm On Mar 13, 2019 |
;Da |
Politics › Re: Charly Boy Mocks Rochas Okorocha Over The Loss Of The Governorship Election by TwoBottles: 11:31am On Mar 13, 2019 |
Ok |
Crime › Re: Armed Robber Caught While Withdrawing Money With Victim's ATM Card In Enugu by TwoBottles: 5:09pm On Mar 12, 2019 |
Kill him already! I hate thieves and don't pity them. |
Celebrities › Re: Uche Maduagwu Slams Tonto Dikeh: You Are Not A Wife Material by TwoBottles: 9:40pm On Mar 11, 2019 |
Bitchy little man, leave my Tonto alone. |