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FashionRe: Lord's Chosen Members Wed Without Makeup In Lagos (Photos) by TwoBottles: 11:41pm On Oct 06, 2019
cry
Car TalkRe: Man Shares His First Car Experience In 2002 by TwoBottles: 10:48pm On Oct 06, 2019
There is nothing like the first time, the memory is something else. I remember when my first girlfriend offered me sex; I came even before I brought my pen1s out of my trousers. For the next couple of weeks I was downcast..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs AFC Bournemouth (1 - 0) On 6th October 2019 by TwoBottles: 1:10pm On Oct 06, 2019
Man. City vs Wolves - Draw match
SportsRe: Kenyans Dominate First Onitsha City Marathon- Dailytrust by TwoBottles: 9:53pm On Oct 05, 2019
A Kenyan man once outran his shadow...
CelebritiesRe: Uche Maduagwu To DJ Cuppy: I Will Wash Your Pant, Dress Everyday If You Marry Me by TwoBottles: 11:49pm On Oct 03, 2019
Hintona:
Dammit you're sick!!!!!
Did my comment turn you on? BTW you are beautiful...
BusinessRe: CBN Fine 12 Banks N499b For Not Giving Out Loan To Customers by TwoBottles: 11:44pm On Oct 03, 2019
docadams:
Ecobank do give loans but at varying interest rates of 28% to 34%.
Well, I've never heard about it. Besides; the interest rate is too high.
BusinessRe: CBN Fine 12 Banks N499b For Not Giving Out Loan To Customers by TwoBottles: 11:24pm On Oct 03, 2019
Why is Ecobank not on the list??
CelebritiesRe: Uche Maduagwu To DJ Cuppy: I Will Wash Your Pant, Dress Everyday If You Marry Me by TwoBottles: 3:08pm On Oct 03, 2019
angry

That's not enough, you should also allow her to sit butt naked on your face and scrub her pucci to orgasm. While you suffocate under the weight of her hairy arse.
BusinessRe: Nigerian Customs Sabotaging Igbo Businesses - Ohanaeze Youths by TwoBottles: 12:49pm On Oct 03, 2019
They have done well by calling the attention of the government on the perceived illegal activities of some Nigerian custom officials.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Brighton & Hove Albion (2 - 0) On 28th September 2019 by TwoBottles: 3:21pm On Sep 28, 2019
Draw match
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo’s Ordeal With The Presidency, Not Our Concern – Senate by TwoBottles: 3:48pm On Sep 25, 2019
angry
PoliticsRe: See The Moment President Buhari Goofed Again At UNGA 74 (video) by TwoBottles: 11:15am On Sep 25, 2019
tongue
PoliticsRe: Alleged N90bn FIRS Fund: Osinbajo Demands Retraction From Vanguard by TwoBottles: 10:17am On Sep 25, 2019
Journalism is filled with half-baked-truths and sugar-coated lies. It is on us the audience, to choose what to believe.
PoliticsRe: Ngozi Okonjo-iweala Discussing The African Risk Capacity At UNGA by TwoBottles: 5:16pm On Sep 24, 2019
sad
FamilyRe: . by TwoBottles: 5:13pm On Sep 24, 2019
sad
CelebritiesRe: I Will Marry 3 Men, Build Houses For Them And Sleep With Them - Toyin Lawani by TwoBottles: 9:51pm On Aug 21, 2019
So many whores trying to stay relevant. Her type can never catch my attention.
PoliticsRe: Femi Fani-kayode Mocks Rochas Okorocha by TwoBottles: 1:29pm On May 10, 2019
FTC


Okorocha is more relevant than FFK, one thing they have in common is 'iberiberism'.
CelebritiesRe: Zodwa Wabantu Propose To Her Boyfriend, Ntobeka Linda, Buys N15m Ring by TwoBottles: 1:20pm On May 08, 2019
tongue
fk001:
Mugabe? Uganda?


Well done sir you are very current.
Zimbabwe right..
CelebritiesRe: Zodwa Wabantu Propose To Her Boyfriend, Ntobeka Linda, Buys N15m Ring by TwoBottles:
I weep for the guy. So for the rest of his life, he'll be mounting a dry, old and rumpled ass?







Mugabe did right by chasing her away from Zimbabwe when she visited.


Spits!
SportsRe: Liverpool Vs Barcelona: Lessons I Learnt From The Champion’s League Match by TwoBottles: 11:28am On May 08, 2019
No matter how good you are, never see yourself as "GOD". God is God and we are all just humans living by his grace.



YNWA

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool vs Barcelona: UCL Semi-Finals (4 - 0) On 7th May 2019 by TwoBottles: 10:24pm On May 07, 2019
Pls does anyone have that pix of Messi and Suarez jetting out to Liverpool? What a shame. EPL remains the best league in the world.

BusinessRe: We All Can’t Be Entrepreneurs. Maybe You Don’t Need To Quit That Job -AKIN ALABI by TwoBottles: 10:41am On May 06, 2019
Ok
FamilyRe: My Wife Has To Be Drunk Before Making Love With Me –mortuary Attendant by TwoBottles: 10:15am On May 06, 2019
Nice read, some of our people abroad do worse jobs to survive. We don't stigmatize them because we are unaware of what they do over there.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Newcastle United Vs Liverpool (2 - 3) On 4th May 2019 by TwoBottles: 7:19pm On May 04, 2019
0 : 2 full-time
SportsRe: Lionel Messi And His Pet Hulk Dog Pictured by TwoBottles: 4:39pm On May 04, 2019
He should allow the dog give him a BJ after all, it's his pet.
RomanceRe: Dzifa Sweetness: The Panties Some Ladies Wear Will Make Men Cheat On Them by TwoBottles: 5:38pm On May 02, 2019
BLUEJAYY:
So in panty-tease the woman is wearing only her panties. Note that it must be clean, soft, sheer, fitting panties not some hard, baggy stuff. Also, the panties must be wet. You could use some sweet fragrance lotion or lube.

So the man is na.ked with an erect dong and lying on his back or sitting.. The woman proceeds to straddle the man in a cowgirl position making sure her coochie is pressing down on the dong.

She then slides back and forth on the dong, teasing it. She could also twerk on it. Sometimes she could slide the dong in her panties, trapping it in (no penetration) and slides and glides over it with all the wetness. Auooch! Blessed memories. smiley
Hallelujah! You are in the spirit.
PoliticsRe: Governors Working Hard To Influence Ministerial Appointments by TwoBottles: 12:09pm On Apr 30, 2019
How do I submit my CV? I want to apply for the position of minister of women affairs.


My love for beautiful Nigerian women knows no bound especially the young and unmarried ones. There will always be a reward for all the naturally endowed ladies.
EducationRe: Difference Between "AM" And "I'M" by TwoBottles: 5:36pm On Apr 29, 2019
OP should also create a thread on the difference between "being and been". People tend to misuse them as well.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Collapse Imminent As Rise Of Biafra Inevitable – Nnamdi Kanu by TwoBottles: 5:22pm On Apr 29, 2019
OgaBuhari:
trash coming from a flat headed pig IPOB terrorist..
Go get a life.
Kanu slave
Look at this low life, son of a thousand fathers why not stick your head in your butt hole and disappear.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Collapse Imminent As Rise Of Biafra Inevitable – Nnamdi Kanu by TwoBottles: 3:40pm On Apr 29, 2019
OgaBuhari:
shut up there and stop spewing trash.
What do u mean by igbos in SS.
Thunder fire that ur mouth.
There are only Yorubas in SS, the Okpe and Itsekiri people of Delta and Akokoedo of Edo state are Yorubas in SS but there are no igbos in SS.
Don't try to attach inferior selves with Etche, Ndoni Ikwere Anioma and Ika cos they will cut off ur head with matchet if u dare call them igbos.
Cc Stingman receive sense
If we are to resort to insults, you 'd hang yourself by the end of the day. I'm well schooled in the use of words. Be careful who you insult next time.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Collapse Imminent As Rise Of Biafra Inevitable – Nnamdi Kanu by TwoBottles: 3:10pm On Apr 29, 2019
tsmat:
leave SS alone and talk Biafra Bro.. we know say una love for SS is because of what's there. Remove your five states and nobody will even know something left.....

we all know if SS eventually joins Biafra agenda Igbo's will never allow another tribe rule them in biafra . and funny enough SS has more states that what we know as Biafra .
So if SS and SE leaves together as Biafra there's still gonna be hatred and tagging SSas evil if they grip power from the Igbo's......
Are there no indigenous Igbo's from the south - south? Do you know that Igbo's make up to 40% of the entire SS population.
CelebritiesRe: Davido Playing With His Cousin, Tunegee In Throwback Photo by TwoBottles: 2:42pm On Apr 29, 2019
Akpacha:
Both don't care ur poor self exist.
Everyone ain't as poor as your wretched self. Find a job to keep your stupid ass busy.

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