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CrimeRe: Zubairu Muazu Visits Kolade Johnson Family - Photos by TwoBottles: 1:24pm On Apr 02, 2019
akinhanger:
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Seconded, in fact every military and para-military oufit should conduct mental evaluation for every individual seeking to be recruited into their various outfits.
PoliticsRe: Ben Bruce And Peter Obi In London(pic)- See People's Reaction by TwoBottles: 11:34am On Apr 02, 2019
Smile4daddy:
Patriotic Nigerians Do not Waste time Arguing with Buhari Haters

We are not talking about critics who are genuinely concerned about a better Nigeria,. You will know them because when they see good efforts of government they applaud.

But the others, the one who swore on their lives Buhari will never be president, the enemies of the nation, the children of hate and perdition are the ones we are talking about. The following are their traits:

* They lie and mislead others with statements as 'I regret voting Buhari', etc a cliche they started using as early as few months into the Buhari government. To them it doesn't matter that the last government looted the treasury and Buhari met an empty treasury...they will say 'we voted him because he said he will change the nation in '3 months? (Don't bother to ask for proof, lying is their trademark)

* They are the one who swore on their father's head that Buhari died in Aso rock, and later in UK. Then they said the Buhari that returned to Nigeria is a clone (duplicate) and you still take cognizance of what comes out of these peoples mouth.

* They were the ones who said 8 years was not enough for OBJ, and 6 not enough for GEJ etc They are the arijenimadaru - beneficiaries of corruption. They are either the full time politicians, corrupt civil servants, journalists, bankers, fraudulent contractors, religious businessmen etc Its no longer business Aa usual, so they pretend that they are fighting for ordinary Nigerians (iro nla!!!)

* When you remind them of how corruption in last government has ruined the nation....they ask you to stop talking about the past

* When you say Buhari is a man of integrity and his fighting corruption...they say his son has a power bike

* When Evans the kidnapper say something against Buhari, he becomes an hero. When you say their heroes and spokespersons lack integrity (IBB, OBJ, Fayose, FFK, Saraki, GEJ, etc)...then they say look at the message not the messenger (oro wo ni o wa ni enu ole ' what meaningful words do the robber want to utter?)

*They are not interested in any development in Nigeria, if it means ascribing any success to PMB.

* Every good news of the nation brings them sadness, and they remain quiet until another bad news crops up

* If you tell them Buhari is building over 300 roads all over Nigeria, they say it is because of 2019.

* Tell them Buhari is developing the rail system all over Nigeria, they say it is not his initiative that Obasanjo and GEJ had plans to do it.

* Inform them about the agricultural revolution how Nigeria now produces its local food and has become a foremost world exporter of food, they say it is Obasanjo that started Operation feed the nation in the 70s (God have mercy!!!)

* When you say Buhari is working to completing abandoned projects, over 8000 nationwide (Mambila hydro power, Ajaokuta Steel Plant etc), they say it is because he has no program of his own.

* Refute their allegations that Buhari is tribalistic with how his ministerial cabinets now (and as military head of state) had more Christians than Muslims, and how powerful ministries were being run by southerners...they hold their breath and in the next statement still repeat the allegation (it is an obsession)

* They say Buhari is vindictive..., but no state or region has been denied their share of development projects irrespective of whether they support PMB government or not. He has taken 13b water project to Otuoke in GEJs village Bayelsa, N22b road to Atikus village in Adamawa, reconstruction of Lagos Abeokuta expressway to OBJs state, the 2nd Niger Bridge etc to the east, the massive investment and redevelopment of the Niger-Delta etc are part of the proof of PMBs fairness to all

* When the clampdown on corruption started, they said only southerners are being harassed, when Dasuki etc were arrested they say it is only PDP; when Saraki was taken to court they say it is because he is in opposition; when former governors and APC members were jailed (Dariye and Nyame ) they say it was PDP that started the probe..??
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* When EFCC is investigating the massive investments and dollars accounts of Mrs Patience Jonathan, Alison Maduekwe etc.... they say it is political harassment and you should bring proof of corruption. But when they bring scandalously stupid allegations like Buhari has bought the national stadium etc and you ask for proof ....they say you are a fanatic.

* Tell them how the threats of IPOB, Niger Delta were curtailed, they say it is a clampdown on Igbo's and southerners; remind them of how the menace of El Zakyzaky and his Shiites group of the norths have been curbed.... they say it is coercion.

* Remind them how the dreaded Boko Haram has been chased away from the States that they use to control in the north and how normalcy is returning to those part of the country.... they will still refer to the occasional suicide bombings as proof that nothing is achieved.

Tell them how it has been impossible for even almighty US etc to totally stop suicide bombings ..... they retort 'are you now comparing this 'S**t nation to US' (Of course not, US do not have plenty bad belle-hypocrites as them as citizens)

* Tell them how herdsmen killings preceded PMB, and how many non Fulani herdsmen have been arrested by the army for killings, including a personal aide to Governor Ortom, and how since such arrests the killings have subside.... they still in the next statement like a broken record refer to Buhari as promoting herdsmen killers.[/b]

* Tell them about the resuscitation of the mambila project, the Ajaokuta steel project, etc, they say it is a lie

* Show them videos and pictures of ongoing development nationwide, they say its photo and video shop (??)

* Tell them how Buhari stopped the billion dollars fertiliser scam and how in its place 11 local fertiliser companies were revived resulting in Nigeria producing for its local needs...they say 'how does that translates to food for the common man?' (Kai ba sense?!!!)

* When Buhari agreed to pay 88billion compensation to Biafrans victims, granted autonomy to state judiciary, supports local government autonomy, recognised MKO and June 12 they say it is politics. (And like the daughter of our hero of democracy said, if Buhari does not play politics, should he play chemistry?)

* They say Nigeria don't want Buhari, and he will lose the election landslide, and they are writing abosi-hypocrirical letters that he should not contest (Do they want to save him from disgrace ni, abi what's there own? (Awon oni yeye : jesters all of them)

* To them the National Assembly members used to be all (APC) rogues, but now without doing any good thing but because they now oppose PMB they have become their heroes; from the clown Dino, to the Michael Jackson of Osun, the stupendously corrupt and wealthy Saraki, Mark, Dogara etc ( Its a case of show me your friend/hero/and I know what kind of person you are)

* Buhari has refused like previous governments to bribe legislators to do their duties, and since their dirty strategies is no longer working they have become a stumbling block to progress...the wailers will say if it was OBJ he would have dealt with them. (But if he had use any other means they will say he is undemocratic; two sided mouth people)

* If you call a thief by its name, they will say how can you be insulting an honourable, a distinguished senator, a former president who has fought poverty through farming etc, but
hear them when they refer to Mr president, 'the man is a m***n, he is brain dead, he is d*ft' etc.

But this man has proven to be better than them all, he has refused to respond to the tantrums of their bosses, the OBJs, IBB, etc Like a true soldier he marches on with the good works, and God has been his defense.

* When you show some of them the unparalleled efforts of this government in development compared to all the past governments, then you will hear....well he has tried but I still don't like him, he is too old, he is slow, he is unintelligent, he is not outspoken etc...

This is the point where you will be able to confirm that these are people whose concern is not Nigeria's development. Whose problem with Buhari is not performance but personal hatred etc.

This is why nothing tangible will be achieved if you engage them in any developmental discussion, when their concern is wotowoto-pettiness.

Avoid arguments over Buhari's use of language, age etc, keep sending them the good news, project reports and achievements of government, and gradually you help bring them back to reality:

In conclusion let me quote their most used cliche:

" We have never had it so bad"

Yes by Gods grace this government will continue to be a thorn in the flesh of those who for their selfish interest do not want things to change in Nigeria

For the rest of good Nigerians, Buhari's time is our time, let us be steadfast in support of our nation. It will forever be good for us all.
You succeeded in saying nothing. Where were you when Buhari made the infamous 97% and 5% speech? Where were you when El-Rufai paid killer herdsmen to stop the killings in Southern Kaduna? Where were you when Ipob were branded a terrorist organization and Fulani herdsmen mere criminals? You probably have never left your region to fathom that the Fulani herdsmen are clearly on an expansionist agender with Miyetti Allah backing them and Buhari as their grand patron.
For your information, not everyone who criticises this government is Igbo.
A veteran Nigerian soldier from Plateau state once told me; "in 1967, they deceived us that we were all northerners and we helped them to subdue the Igbo's, now they have come for us.
And to think that majority of the soldiers that fought the civil war for Nigeria are from areas that are being presently terrorised by herdsmen.
We love the Igbos because they have been able to stand on their own and have refused to cower under the pretext of being politically correct. The have survived in spite of Nigeria.
RomanceRe: Dan Yomi Excited To Move In With His Gay Partner In UK by TwoBottles: 5:42pm On Apr 01, 2019
Look at his dirty boxers.. #pukes

CrimeRe: Gunmen Attack Shinkafi, In Zamfara, 40 Feared Killed by TwoBottles: 5:32pm On Apr 01, 2019
Nigeria is sitting at the edge of a precipice.
CrimeRe: Gunmen Attack Shinkafi, In Zamfara, 40 Feared Killed by TwoBottles: 5:30pm On Apr 01, 2019
Nigeria is one big shithole..
Christianity EtcRe: Is Cousins Marriage In Christianity Forbidden? by TwoBottles: 11:27am On Mar 31, 2019
mrhipup:
Prohibited to you (For marriage) are:- Your mothers, daughters, sisters; father's sisters, Mother's sisters; brother's daughters, sister's daughters; foster-mothers (Who gave you suck), foster-sisters; your wives' mothers; your step-daughters under your guardianship, born of your wives to whom ye have gone in,- no prohibition if ye have not gone in;- (Those who have been) wives of your sons proceeding from your loins; and two sisters in wedlock at one and the same time, except for what is past; for Allah is Oft-forgiving, Most Merciful;-
Quran 4:23
Which means "cousins" are not prohibited! Can you create a thread on this, so we also get to know from the perspective of Islam. Thanks!
CelebritiesRe: Escape Night Club Debtors: Richard Nnaji Talks About Bobriksy by TwoBottles: 8:11pm On Mar 30, 2019
softwerk:
grin

I trust my beloved bobrisky kiss

It will shock you that those attacking him/her do not have half the money we have and yet the holier than thou people will never let us rest!
him/her?? My dear the right pronoun is "it".
PoliticsRe: These Images From Nigeria’s Past And Present Would Leave You Speechless by TwoBottles: 10:18am On Mar 29, 2019
Freedom is a great asset, we have only managed to misuse it in Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Raymond Dokpesi Calls Buhari 'A Parasite' by TwoBottles: 10:43am On Mar 28, 2019
The end of Buhari will be tragic, he will pray for death but it will elude him. All his wealth will not give him succour.
CrimeRe: Police Arrest 48-year-old Herbalist, While Attempting To Sell Human Parts (pic) by TwoBottles: 10:41am On Mar 28, 2019
embarassed
FamilyRe: Why A Cheating Wife Is Dangerous by TwoBottles: 11:44pm On Mar 27, 2019
maybachmusic:
Runs gals have sex without emotions



undecided undecided
The Op says "a cheating wife", we talking of married women and not runs girls.
PoliticsRe: Tribunal Orders Service Of Atiku’s Petition On Buhari by TwoBottles: 1:19pm On Mar 27, 2019
[quote author=ChristianNorth post=77031752]Ratello, I forgot to mention, Wole was dragging the case at Osun Tribunal. I don't know what is wrong with that guy.

Just the watch how he will be dragging this case like snail.

An average Governorship petition in Nigeria stretches over 2 years but imagine in high profile cases Ikpeazu was involved in like

Mama Taraba vs Darius
Udom vs Umana
Wike vs Dakuku
Otti vs Ikpeazu

It took less than 6 months to be completed. When Peter Obi was impeached, Ikpeazu secured victory within 3 months, when INEC declared Uba as Governor as Anambra State, Ikpeazu returned the mandate within 14 days.

Peter Obi vs Ngige took him 3 years and this was the first of its kind in the country.

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Nice, I'm not a legal connoisseur but I believe that I'll be learning a lot as events unroll.
CelebritiesRe: Uche Jombo Reacts To Daniella Okeke's 32nd Birthday Photo by TwoBottles: 1:06pm On Mar 27, 2019
positivelord:
I prefer the color of those wall...so cool
You can then imagine how her pussy hair will look like; sumptuous!
CelebritiesRe: Uche Jombo Reacts To Daniella Okeke's 32nd Birthday Photo by TwoBottles: 1:04pm On Mar 27, 2019
Gistvic:
woooooow... shocked shocked... i like dat phone she is using....naa black...

those grasses self dey green wella..... wink
Yes, the color of her pusssy hair will be top notch.
CelebritiesRe: Van Damme & Bolo Young: Then Vs Now Photos by TwoBottles: 9:40am On Mar 27, 2019
grin
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Declares Governorship Ambition? See Photos by TwoBottles: 9:31am On Mar 27, 2019
People are talking of how he betrayed Falake; forgetting that he (Falake) was Tinubu's stooge.
CrimeRe: Woman Who Flogged Lady In Video Arraigned In Court, she was expelled from school by TwoBottles: 11:49pm On Mar 26, 2019
StarUp:
Sin will cost you more than you are willing to pay, keep you more than you are willing to stay and take you farther than you are willing to go... Run from it.
Wise and decent words dear. God bless you!
BusinessRe: How To Start A Lucrative Phone Maintenance/repair Business In Nigeria by TwoBottles: 11:18pm On Mar 26, 2019
I'll need this thread for reference purpose.
PoliticsRe: Aftermath Of INEC Declaration Of Kano Controversial Election In Favour Of APC by TwoBottles: 8:18am On Mar 25, 2019
Sad for our democracy
CrimeRe: Man Attacks Father With Machete In Cross River For Sleeping With Another Woman by TwoBottles: 10:23pm On Mar 24, 2019
angry angry
Christianity EtcRe: Baptised Christian Spotted Using Weed To Get Inspiration From The Holy Bible by TwoBottles: 2:10pm On Mar 24, 2019
Shelumiel:
So how then do you justify the claim that weed is biblical? And that Christians should engage in its consumption ?
I'm not trying to justify the habit of weed smoking neither am I encouraging anyone to indulge in it . All I am trying to say is this; 'weed is a natural herb made by God for man's consumption'. Do you even know the ingredients that go into the making of some of the pharmaceutical drugs you take?

RomanceRe: Please Help Control My Intractable Erection by TwoBottles: 2:01pm On Mar 24, 2019
This is the same reason I don't hug ladies especially the busty ones because I find it difficult to control my erection.
Christianity EtcRe: Baptised Christian Spotted Using Weed To Get Inspiration From The Holy Bible by TwoBottles: 1:47pm On Mar 24, 2019
Shelumiel:
It is not written in the bible, just the same way the use of heroine is mentioned . But should we use that as an excuse to consume heroine just because it is not mentioned in the bible ? No !
Weed is a natural herb created by God. I can't say the same about heroine.
Christianity EtcRe: Baptised Christian Spotted Using Weed To Get Inspiration From The Holy Bible by TwoBottles: 1:24pm On Mar 24, 2019
Where in the Bible is it written that weed is bad?
Christianity EtcRe: Baptised Christian Spotted Using Weed To Get Inspiration From The Holy Bible by TwoBottles:
Where is it written in the Bible that weed is bad. , 90% of the greatest people in the world smoke and draw inspiration from weed. Weed smokers are the coolest people to hang out with; their level of understanding is second to none.

All those who have dared to challenge the system in different parts of the world smoke weed e.g Fela, Bob Marley, Che Guavara, Fidel Castro, Nostradamus, Nietzsche, Lucky Cube and so on.

Weed smokers seek the truth and lay it bare : that is why the system is always against WEED because the system is evil.

For God so loved the world that he made weed.


She says she likes to burn bush
Says that's the only way that I can learn the truth
So I listen to her while she slowly roll the Kush
Desire is the root and evil is the fruit
Just a little boy, barely in my youth
She told me that a lot of lies are hidden in the truth
Such unquenchable fire, freedom for the youth
Let them know the truth, set fire to the bush
Jesse Jegz - Burning Bush.
CrimeRe: Woman Burst Into Tears Crying After Police Officer Beat Her Husband To Death(Pic by TwoBottles: 10:58pm On Mar 21, 2019
Livecamp09:
Oponu
You just confirmed what you are so I'm done with you; PUSSYBOY
FamilyRe: New Japanese Device Allows Dads To Breastfeed Their Babies by TwoBottles: 5:09pm On Mar 21, 2019
Nothing beats the original. I love breast to the extent that when I get married, there will be a timetable for me and my baby.
RomanceRe: Lady Embarrasses Man In Public Over N5K Payment In Anambra State. Photos by TwoBottles: 4:58pm On Mar 21, 2019
Pls Op be specific on the type of service rendered, so that we can make an informed decision before commenting. Thank you!
CrimeRe: Woman Burst Into Tears Crying After Police Officer Beat Her Husband To Death(Pic by TwoBottles: 3:15pm On Mar 21, 2019
SmartMen:
the problem is many of you do not want to accept that that is our job as owners of this country. If 10Million Nigeria come out in a protest over all these nonsense, you think they wont obey? God will not solve what he has given us hands to do. if you like pray from now till Jesus come, these killings will continue. One is gone, the next person might be you or I.

The best form of defence is ATTACK... but we sit behind PC and phone ranting away our data...
You are quite right, but the truth remains that we are too divided as a nation and we have a government that does not respect the rule of law.

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