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Travel › Re: Woman Drives Car Into A Ditch During Thunderstorm In Enugu (photos) by Twoclans(f): 9:02pm On Jun 05, 2022

crows2ravens:
[b]Normal parking on Abuja express roads, especially Berge[/b]r-Kubwa-Zuba.
If you go pass there after heavy rain, you would see a lot of cars ditched inside the wide drainage.
Thank God she's fine.

At bold ,even with small drizzle almost all the drainage will be filled with cars .

Abuja drivers I shake my head for them.

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Romance › Re: What Can I Gift To My Aunt Who Is Getting Married??? by Twoclans(f): 2:01pm On Jun 05, 2022

Get her an air fryer. With the current cost of cooking oil both locally and internationally.she will be really excited.

Celebrities › Re: Johnny Depp Defeats Amber Heard In Defamation Case (Video) by Twoclans(f): 4:16am On Jun 02, 2022

A society that works.Court case has started and ended.

I wonder why we cant have cases concluded like this in Nigeria.

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Family › Re: I Am Really Depressed, My Mom's Death Is Killing Me! by Twoclans(f): 8:38pm On May 31, 2022

You need to be strong and tell yourself she deserves the rest she is enjoying now.

When my dad passed, on the day of his burial i stood beside his grave and cried from the time his body was lowered until the last sand was poured on his grave.

I miss him everyday but sometimes I tell myself he needs to rest from this sinful world.

Allow your mother to rest .Stand up and be the man she would want you to be.

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Politics › Re: 2 Sons Of CJN Tanko Win PDP & APC National Assembly Tickets by Twoclans(f): 8:04pm On May 31, 2022

This country will go up in flames.
It's already burning ,its just a matter of time.

Politics › Re: Ebelechukwu Obiano Wins APGA Anambra North Senatorial Primary by Twoclans(f): 9:12pm On May 29, 2022

I wonder which country all this people are looking forward to govern.Is it this same Nigeria that is sitting on a key of gunpowder or another one. undecided

Diesel is at 780 naira per litre today and the country is in a blackout,companies are shutting down operations everyday.

It is a matter of time and the center will not hold anymore.It is just a matter of time.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Real Madrid UCL Final (0 - 1) On 28th May 2022 by Twoclans(f): 9:50pm On May 28, 2022

I wonder why my heart is beating so fast .

Hmmmmmmmm.

Family › Re: Should I Humble Myself Before My Cousin? by Twoclans(f): 7:56pm On May 27, 2022

Nonexisting:
He is not into legit deals so I suggest you free him. No legit hustler will humiliate you in that manner. He is suffering in the inside and envies you that know nothing about what he passes through. Look for a legit hustle bro and be your own man.

Very correct. I don't even see his cousin helping him.

Politics › Re: Sheriff Oborevwori Kneels, Thanks Okowa After Winning PDP Governorship Ticket by Twoclans(f): 5:18pm On May 26, 2022

I feel so bad for this country .

This state is an oil producing state,yet back to back they are saddled with mediocres as governors.

Very painful.

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Romance › Re: I Offer Paid Professional Mouth Action Service To Women. by Twoclans(f): 6:47am On May 26, 2022

I cant even see where the op stated IT is male. cheesy

Politics › Re: Resignation From PDP: Has Peter Obi Miscalculated? by Twoclans(f): 9:14pm On May 25, 2022

casualobserver:
A man who refuses to own 3 pairs of shoes or buy a car for his 30yr old son is not likely to want to pay $10,000 per delegate that likely wont vote for him. I think when it came to paying for delegates, the reality that he isnt going to win dawned on him and Obi is not for wasting money!!

.........of course he didnt mind when it was Atiku paying for delegates.

Exactly.

This politics of delegates is also a very worrisome one because it means if the delegates get it wrong with their choice the populace has no choice but to flow with the tide

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Politics › Re: Resignation From PDP: Has Peter Obi Miscalculated? by Twoclans(f): 8:11pm On May 25, 2022

Only God knows how much have exchanged hands to this delegates that put the fear of God in Obi.

When you see how much an opponent has dropped in a place where you only went to smile, the best thing for you is to run.

Travel › Re: A Drive Through Tinapa Resort In Calabar(2022 Review) What Exactly Happened? by Twoclans(f): 8:01pm On May 25, 2022

Sustainability culture ~~~~~~ zero
Maintenance ~~~~~~ zero
Placing value on customers ~~~~ zero

Pilfering and corruption at all levels 100%

Romance › Re: My Wife Is Always Happy After Sex And She Will tell me Baby Thank You Very Much by Twoclans(f): 6:46pm On May 21, 2022

goodman41:
You may be right because before she usedto do chakra for sex until one day I got angry and told that she is having it outside that is why she not interested.

Before she use to say she can stay one year without sex but now she is disturbing me with sex even when she is in her period claiming that she doesn't want me to say that she is getting it outside

I knew it. wink

My gender is awesome .

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Politics › Re: Obasanjo: It Requires Madness To Rule Nigeria by Twoclans(f): 6:50am On May 20, 2022

I totally agree with him.....The country needs someone who will damm the consequences and take decisions that will move the country forward.

I pity all this people justlling to be Nigerians president in 2023,they will be inheriting a very troubled nation.

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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Twoclans(f): 7:53pm On May 19, 2022

Froshloaded:

My guy no gree talk grin

TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Twoclans(f): 5:51pm On May 19, 2022

Froshloaded:
Tatiana4u how far nah

Guy did you listen to WMs latest song?

Tell me the truth how do you feel ? cheesy

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Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Twoclans(f): 5:09pm On May 19, 2022

pocohantas:
Where is the agu?
No be antelope be that?

Poco kuku kill me today , from mortar to Antelope.

I actually flipped the picture up side down to see if it will turn to agu

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Romance › Re: Is There Any Nigerian Girl That Prefers Flowers To Money As Gifts by Twoclans(f): 9:58am On May 19, 2022

Pocahontas , mortar ? Haba grin

kuku kill me.

Romance › Re: Another Girl Is Pregnant For Me by Twoclans(f): 9:54am On May 19, 2022

LINSAR:
Abortion is illegal only on paper same way india hemp smoking is.

If you want to abort today, I'll do it for you.
I'm not a doctor nor a nurse but I'm willing to practice what I learnt on youtube.

Okay nahhh let me go and open legs for seunsiju to deposit his fertil sperm. cheesy

Then I will submit my stomach to you.

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Romance › Re: Another Girl Is Pregnant For Me by Twoclans(f): 8:15am On May 19, 2022

Nisiw366:
Na this kind fvck thread you dey like

See my life outside .

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Romance › Re: Is There Any Nigerian Girl That Prefers Flowers To Money As Gifts by Twoclans(f): 6:08am On May 19, 2022

Cutehector:
shuo.. Man go expensive store go buy flowers deliver to lady, lady no sabi interior decor, see flower carry am dump .... No be lack of exposure be that? She come say no be flower wey she go chop, no be hunger be that?

Behave

Lol

Oya na buy me flowers I promise I wont use it to make egusi soup , but it must be white and red roses. grin

Politics › Re: BREAKING NEWS: Heavy Fighting Between Igbos And Hausa Ongoing In Abuja by Twoclans(f): 5:56am On May 19, 2022

castro69:
Heya...pele....it is well with you in Jesus name...Amen!

Thanks my dear .I appreciate.

Romance › Re: Is There Any Nigerian Girl That Prefers Flowers To Money As Gifts by Twoclans(f): 5:54am On May 19, 2022

Cutehector:
lack of exposure too.

Exposure on the ladies part or on the guys part?

Cutehector take it easy on my gender.

Romance › Re: Is There Any Nigerian Girl That Prefers Flowers To Money As Gifts by Twoclans(f): 5:49am On May 19, 2022

Cutehector:
Poverty dey cause am..

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Romance › Re: Another Girl Is Pregnant For Me by Twoclans(f): 5:36am On May 19, 2022

justscorchone:
You are pathetic and wouldn't survive a zombie apocalypse,your pull out is too weak my boy

Did he say he pulls out ? cheesy

That guy deposits everything inside , nothing concerns him with pulling out.

He does not even know abortion can lead him to jail in Nigeria.He is asking the girl to abort,something that could have been prevented.

Politics › Re: Hausa And Igbo Youths Clash In Dei Dei Market, Abuja by Twoclans(f): 5:27am On May 19, 2022

Igbojihadist:
nwanyi oma sorry for the trauma

Dalu

Politics › Re: Hausa And Igbo Youths Clash In Dei Dei Market, Abuja by Twoclans(f): 9:15pm On May 18, 2022

I keep complaining about how easy it is for issues to escalate into federal roads .It is always very easy for crisis to skyrocket into the express.

This crisis escalated into the express and made alot of commuters confused and scared .Some even had their cars destroyed .

This country is in trouble.I just hope we dont wake up one day and it's already burnt to ashes,I drove into this dei dei crises today and I still don't feel good even as at this moment.

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Politics › Re: BREAKING NEWS: Heavy Fighting Between Igbos And Hausa Ongoing In Abuja by Twoclans(f): 8:29pm On May 18, 2022

This trouble today was not easy at all.Its been a long time I perceived tear gas .

Today's experience still has me shaking .

This country is in big trouble.

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Politics › Re: Gunmen List Nine Local Government Areas For Attack In Anambra by Twoclans(f): 7:19am On May 18, 2022

Wy is it only Anambra that this ungun known men are targeting.

Is there something someone needs to explain to us.

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Career › Re: Panic As Banks Plan Downsizing Over Rising Operating Costs by Twoclans(f): 4:31pm On May 17, 2022

Ghen Ghen

Politics › Re: Soludo Visits Nnamdi Kanu In Prison (Photos) by Twoclans(f): 10:14am On May 15, 2022

NoQualmz:
He’s been in Abuja building bridges. He even met with his Anambra folks too...obi Cubana,Artur Trouble Eze, Allen Onyema (Air peace Boss) etc

That is a good one for him.

I liked the simplicity of his entourage .I just hope he can be focused and do the right things.He might just be the future president that could make things work.

He was my lecturer in school, I have a first hand idea of the stuff the man is made up of.I just hope he has not changed. I also hope he surrounds himself with the best minds and brains.

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