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PoliticsRe: Soludo Visits Nnamdi Kanu In Prison (Photos) by Twoclans(f): 9:03am On May 15, 2022
I saw his 3 car entourage on Thursday at the airport road .He might have entered Abuja that day.

I really wish Soludo can take Anambra to the next level.
PoliticsRe: Another Girl Narrowly Escapes Being Lynched In Sokoto- Pic And Video by Twoclans(f): 10:23pm On May 14, 2022
It looks like Sokoto wants to go the way of Bornu.

They seem to be tired of the relative religious peace they enjoy

May God help them.
TV/MoviesRe: Denola Gray Wins Best Male Dressed At AMVCA 2022 Red Carpet by Twoclans(f): 10:19pm On May 14, 2022
I am not sure I agree with this undecided
TV/MoviesRe: Stan Nze Wins AMVCA 2022 Best Actor In A Drama - Movie/tv Series by Twoclans(f): 9:48pm On May 14, 2022
I am so excited for Stan ,my heartbeat almost stopped for a second while waiting for the announcement of the winner.

Congratulations Stan.
TV/MoviesRe: AMVCA 2022 Live Updates (Red Carpet, Winners Announcement) by Twoclans(f): 7:50pm On May 14, 2022
Nigerian idol top 12 performing .
TV/MoviesRe: AMVCA 2022 Live Updates (Red Carpet, Winners Announcement) by Twoclans(f): 7:43pm On May 14, 2022
Ramsey hmmmmmmmmm
TV/MoviesRe: AMVCA 2022 Live Updates (Red Carpet, Winners Announcement) by Twoclans(f): 7:30pm On May 14, 2022
Best art director in a movie of tv series goes to Tunji afoloyan
TV/MoviesRe: AMVCA 2022 Live Updates (Red Carpet, Winners Announcement) by Twoclans(f): 7:28pm On May 14, 2022
Best lighting designer in a movie or tv series goes to mathew Yusuf for the film nneka the pretty serpent
TV/MoviesRe: AMVCA 2022 Live Updates (Red Carpet, Winners Announcement) by Twoclans(f): 7:25pm On May 14, 2022
Best picture editor is Tunde Apalowo for the film Maria
TV/MoviesRe: AMVCA 2022 Live Updates (Red Carpet, Winners Announcement) by Twoclans(f): 7:21pm On May 14, 2022
Waohhhh Pere looks dazzling .


The award for best sound editor goes to the amina crew.
TravelRe: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by Twoclans(f): 9:12pm On May 10, 2022
Munzy14:
She is 55, 5 more seasons before she hang boot na cheesy

All those lube sex na for ndi mummy na daddy..

Women kwa sexual peak 60?? You don come again.. cheesy It is a rare case..for an over active lady..

Peak is usually late 30s to mid 40s..

Na men dey fire from all angle even above 60, that's if he didn't do viagra and co in his 20s and 30s when he should av pounded with natural strength..

Anyways, chukwu mere m ka my wife na pia oku at 60 o.. grin
Ameeeeeeennnnnnn cheesy
TravelRe: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by Twoclans(f):
Munzy14:
Na stories to gather likes...

60year old woman don hang boot..
LOL

Bia Munzy who gave you that impression at bold cheesy Dont be a learner.Some women's( sexual peak is even at that 60.My elderly friend who will be 55 next week was telling me today about how she has strong sexual urges this days.
TravelRe: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by Twoclans(f):
cejaypriesty:
Do you remember the name of this hotel I'm going on a trip to Jos in few weeks .
Honestly I dont remember the name of the hotel,the hotel was under renovation when we lodged so I suspect that was why the intrusion could happen but regardless it was scary.

I think I documented that experience in one of my diaries. I must have written the name of the hotel. I need to find that diary.
TravelRe: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by Twoclans(f): 8:15pm On May 10, 2022
The worst hotel experience I had was in Jos,I cant even remember the name of the hotel.I had travelled in company of my two sisters and their kids for our cousins wedding.

After the wedding we could not go back to Kaduna that day because of so much complain about insecurity and too much trouble on the route.We decided to lodged in a hotel.Thank God we all took just one room since the rooms were very big with so much space.

I have a habit of moving a furniture to block the door of any hotel I lodge in,this hotel was not an exception.Around 2am a male hotel staff opened the door and tried to push the door open.The weight of the furniture behind the door woke us up ,I jumped up with one of my sisters and started screaming.He apologized and said he did not know the room was allocated.

That was how we did not close our eyes again until morning ,we packed our luggage and ran.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Get A Federal Job Or Move To Canada by Twoclans(f): 2:25pm On May 05, 2022
Move to canada
RomanceRe: What Advice Can You Give to Somebody About To Get Married? by Twoclans(f): 9:27pm On May 03, 2022
Guide your heart .

The day love ends ,just leave the marriage .Do not leave in a coffin or with sickness.
HealthRe: My Fiancee Can't Have Sex by Twoclans(f): 12:14pm On May 03, 2022
Munzy14:
It involves a lot bro..Emotionally and psychologically, pampering etc.....The good about it , Is that if you succeed in her building that comfort around you, You will enjoy her as your woman for life.

Again not all women like that quick and rough sex...some prefer slow and calm love making..Of course you will take time to work her in the mood..

Make your intentions and feelings towards her a genuine one..Void of suspicions..Since na babe you want marry, Hide nothing from her..Be as open as expected.

She will gradually open up to you.
Chairmaaaaaannnnnn tongue

Odogwu umu nwanyi.


What could not happen in 8 years it's now it will happen.Story.
CelebritiesRe: Kizz Daniel Quits Smoking As He Celebrates His 28th Birthday by Twoclans(f): 9:31am On May 02, 2022
akeeng:
Yimu. He’ll be back soon like he never left

RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Gives Me Money & Foodstuff From Her Mum's Shop For Free; Help Pls! by Twoclans(f): 8:29pm On May 01, 2022
Abfinest007:
U be thief na .thief still dey need advice.she is stealing from her mom to give to you and you are happy






The next topic I'm expecting from is" how my girlfriend's mom arrested me
Your prediction has come to pass,the girlfriends mum is looking for him with police angryHe graduated to receiving 250,000 into his account from the girl.
Music/RadioRe: 2022 Nigerian Idol Season 7 (Official Thread) by Twoclans(f): 8:01pm On May 01, 2022
Nice performance from zadook. Nice one.
Music/RadioRe: 2022 Nigerian Idol Season 7 (Official Thread) by Twoclans(f): 7:50pm On May 01, 2022
Itohan goes home
Music/RadioRe: 2022 Nigerian Idol Season 7 (Official Thread) by Twoclans(f): 7:43pm On May 01, 2022
This Jordan's performance angry. Tooohhhh
Music/RadioRe: 2022 Nigerian Idol Season 7 (Official Thread) by Twoclans(f): 7:22pm On May 01, 2022
ALEXAPLAYME:
This year Idol is trash
Honestly.
Music/RadioRe: 2022 Nigerian Idol Season 7 (Official Thread) by Twoclans(f): 7:16pm On May 01, 2022
Faith goes home .Her journey ends now.
FamilyRe: What I Saw My New Neighbor's Wife Doing This Morning by Twoclans(f):
Mecka:
where have you been all this while? I was thinking you've gone astray sucking and riding dicks since you like erotic stuffs. Ashawo tread misses you
LOL

Dick riding is a constant thing,who no like better thing? wink

Ashawo thread ?haaaaaaa that place is gone to the dogs
FamilyRe: What I Saw My New Neighbor's Wife Doing This Morning by Twoclans(f): 9:49pm On Apr 30, 2022
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



I've learnt not to blame these women.
I've tasted a lot of them to know it's their husbands' fault.

How do you explain that instead of a husband to fvck conji out of his wife, he was busy praying all through the night and causing a nuisance. I bet you'd have preferred it was her moans that woke you up rather than a confused man speaking in tongues he doesn't know.

Some men carry this Christianity thing too far.
Just like that one whose wife was looking for a baby and rather than spend his free time fvcking her, he'd rather spend all of it online talking about rapture and the God of chosen.

The fact that the wife he was living with was pregnant and he didn't know showed it was ages he last saw her nudity, yet he was expecting a miracle child.

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And he codedly shades nairaland resident pastor.

I swear you are a case.
TravelRe: A City Inside A City In Abuja, Nigeria by Twoclans(f): 7:43pm On Apr 26, 2022
I think they say Gwarimpa is the biggest estate in West Africa or Africa.I am.not so sure now.

It has its ghetto side also.And the estate is flooded with keke everywhere..
Music/RadioRe: 2022 Nigerian Idol Season 7 (Official Thread) by Twoclans(f): 8:08pm On Apr 24, 2022
This season of Nigeria idols sha , everytime I tune in i am not just impressed.
HealthRe: Zambian Fr Kenan Chibawe Commits Suicide After Receiving A Strange Call by Twoclans(f): 6:48pm On Apr 21, 2022
Can the caller be investigated?
Is there CCTV to review activities within the premises he died?
Can some form of investigation be carried out atleast on the caller and even the person who reported the death..

I just hope we dont go the African way .
RomanceRe: Is There Anything Like Mind Blowing Sex by Twoclans(f): 6:37pm On Apr 21, 2022
areeo:
Guiding them to the target spot won't be a bad idea na.Abi how you take see am.
I agree with you, it is never a bad idea to guide a partner accordingly.
TravelRe: NAF Aircraft Crashes In Kaduna by Twoclans(f): 8:30pm On Apr 19, 2022
Kaduna again angry
EducationRe: Truth Or Dare Sex Video: Chrisland, The Parents Or The Girl - Who Is To Blame? by Twoclans(f):
gaddafe:
As a parent, train up your child properly and when they are old they will not depart from it. That girl is not 10 years old. Anyone saying anything else is talking bullshit. Don't worry the truth will soon surface. I'm even sure the girl is older than the boys in question. Common let's be real I remember vividly when I was 10 years, I usually look up to watching storyland, storyland in NTA channel 7 every Thursday and on Sundays it was tales by moonlight. I was never preoccupied by thinking of how to have different styles of sex. The parent should tell the actual age of that child. I have kids within that age so I also know what I'm saying. If as a parent you start giving your kids unrestricted access to mobile device and the internet be ready for it's consequences
I agree totally with you .I observed somethings also

She is not 10 years old, most likely 13 or 14.
Her breasts are already weak for her age.
There was another girl in that room , she was not alone.

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