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FamilyRe: I Want To Peacefully Divorce My Husband by Twoclans(f): 8:18am On Mar 03, 2022
The comments on this thread sha .hmmmmmmmmmmm.

OP may you not experience pregnancy induced high blood pressure .That is my prayer for you.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Refused To Put My Picture On Her WhatsApp Status by Twoclans(f): 6:05pm On Mar 02, 2022
This your girlfriend is not knowledgeable with the use of whatsapp.

The best thing is to post you and its only you and a few of your friends that will see it. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Twoclans(f): 5:43pm On Mar 02, 2022
waistbead:
Ona doo!


Pap+ okpa+moi moi= nri (food) grin grin



Pleasant day ahead folks....
I wish you could just give me that leaf okpa .
TravelRe: Share Your Train Ride Experience In Nigeria by Twoclans(f): 7:31am On Mar 02, 2022
ilyasom:
God bless buhari government for this train service. I hope they connect it to Abuja from Itakpe
Exactly

That connection from itakpe to Abuja is absolutely necessary.
FoodRe: Who Is The King Of All Nigerian Soups? (Pictures) by Twoclans(f): 3:07pm On Mar 01, 2022
Nsala is the king , while Oha is the queen cheesy
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija's Maria Goes Topless At The Beach (Photos) by Twoclans(f): 8:44pm On Feb 28, 2022
akeeng:
Wash! No I don’t believe you do joor
I am going to reclaim my position as the lead side chic.

CelebritiesRe: BBNaija's Maria Goes Topless At The Beach (Photos) by Twoclans(f): 7:47pm On Feb 28, 2022
akeeng:
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
kiss kiss kissyou know I miss you .
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija's Maria Goes Topless At The Beach (Photos) by Twoclans(f): 7:43pm On Feb 28, 2022
akeeng:
I’ll smash cheesy smiley wink
I am done with this guy angry angry

TravelRe: Share Your Train Ride Experience In Nigeria by Twoclans(f): 8:44am On Feb 28, 2022
edoman2016:
What is the website to book railway ticket online?
nrc.tps.ng
But it looks like the only route selling online tickets currently is Kaduna to Abuja and abuja to Kaduna.

I am sure other routes will come onboard the online ticketing shortly .
TravelRe: Share Your Train Ride Experience In Nigeria by Twoclans(f):
I have been going on train rides since the launch of the Kaduna to Abuja and Abuja to Kaduna route.Passengers suffered in the hands of those railways staff when tickets were been sold at the counter.Currently tickets are sold online ,you can just buy your ticket a day before your scheduled journey from the comfort of your home.

My experience on the 19th of February 2022 .I was travelling from Abuja to Kaduna on the 10.04am train .Usually the train leaves from the Idu station and makes a stop at Kubwa to pick passengers.I boarded from the Kubwa station .When I got my seat my seat mate who bought an aisle seat had taken my window seat.

I looked at him and asked him to move to his seat,typical Nigerian he wanted to be mouthy ,it took me two nano minutes to get his arse off my seat.

I just can never understand why people always think they can bully people out of their seats in this country.You take a road trip ,plane trip and train trip same character everywhere .

Me that is always on the move I have mastered the act of moving people to their seat positions .

@ folake4u is it that the tickets for your route cannot be bought online currently or you choose to buy from the counter?

I want to travell that route soonest and honestly I am not interested in train tickets across the counter anymore.

I really hope Nigeria develops the train travel option further.Even though I know we are far from what is obtainable in advanced countries further improvements will not be so bad.
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy Survives Car Crash, Says Everyone Was Recording Him Instead Of Helping by Twoclans(f): 6:36pm On Feb 27, 2022
Kwin Poco come ohhhh your guy had a car crash
CrimeRe: Edo Bank Robbers Abandoned The Cash & Cars After Youths Blocked Exit Road by Twoclans(f): 10:14pm On Feb 25, 2022
Decency2020:
Some evn went there to seek for job but the real intention is to be moles.



Many went to the varsity to get certificate by crime is in their DNA
Exactly .
They dont even need to stress themselves and go to the university. Some banks employ people as contract staff and make available sensitive information and data to them even without doing due diligence on the employee.

Last month I went to reactivate an account in one of the Nigerian banks. I had not even finished the reactivation when I was called by fraudsters talking about my account with that particular bank.If not for my years of banking experience I would have been a victim of crime, any other Nigerian could have easily fallen for that fraud they wanted to perpetuate.
CrimeRe: Edo Bank Robbers Abandoned The Cash & Cars After Youths Blocked Exit Road by Twoclans(f): 9:31pm On Feb 25, 2022
Raspberri:
What if the cars are stolen carshuh?
Most likely stolen cars .I just hope the owners declared them missing if they were actually stolen or else yawa don gas .
CrimeRe: Edo Bank Robbers Abandoned The Cash & Cars After Youths Blocked Exit Road by Twoclans(f): 9:29pm On Feb 25, 2022
naijapikin2:
Start the investigation from the bank staff
Exactly .

With the way banks recruit people who do not have any passion for banking anymore .The investigation should start there .
FoodRe: One Pot Tomatoes Stew by Twoclans(f): 7:57pm On Feb 25, 2022
pocohantas:
There are some with legs, the big sizes are the most popular. However, they have these smaller sizes for individual use and they are widely sold now as young people are embracing it.

Yea, that one you attached is also available. This wider looking type is for frying and stewing. To imitate a wok. smiley
Seriously Poco I am familiar with the big ones they use for party jollof .I never knew they have smaller ones like the one you used for the stew.What is the price range? I wont mind getting this smaller sized pot.

I am surely trying your stew method soonest.

Nice one.
FoodRe: Afang Soup In Three Easy Steps (Pictures) by Twoclans(f): 11:11am On Feb 23, 2022
pocohantas:
Not true. Strictly preference. No seasoning cube is made from natural ingredients, definitely not Maggi. They all have MSG in them, though Knorr claims this new one doesn’t.

The only maggi I use is Maggi Crayfish and I won’t even deceive myself into thinking it is pure and natural. You shouldn’t too. wink
Poco I have this feeling that new knorr does not contain msg.The day I cooked with it I almost cried .It is healthy sha but I was craving the taste of msg in the regular knorr.
Christianity EtcRe: Share Your Experiences Living Close To A Church by Twoclans(f):
An apartment close to a church or even on the same street is a No No for me.

The last time I made that mistake in Kaduna i almost developed full blown high blood pressure because the pastor and choir members will always be having one vigil or the other.I abandoned the rent and disappeared.

I am a very light sleeper,any noise at night and my sleep is over for the night.
FamilyRe: Help! My Husband Ties Wrapper In The House by Twoclans(f): 8:51pm On Feb 19, 2022
pocohantas:
I do not find the nakèdness of a man appealing. Minimal clothing is fine. smiley

I generally do not like nakèdness. Female nakèdness is discomforting, male nakèdness is very traumatic.
Let me just leave this thread before Kwin Poco will kill someone with laugh this night .

Like seriously at bold ?

PoliticsRe: Consumers Kick Over Silent Increase In Electricity Tariff by Twoclans(f): 3:48pm On Feb 18, 2022
When I bought power last week,Buy power notified me that there was an increase by AEDC .Do I have a choice ? I took the units they offered me and loaded.
TravelRe: Abuja Roads Trend by Twoclans(f): 3:42pm On Feb 18, 2022
This is hilarious and so true about Abuja and the FCT.When I started driving in Abuja newly I was going to Asokoro Hospital the next thing I took a wrong ramp and behold I found myself somewhere in Nassarawa or was it Keffi I cant even remember but sha I was out of my route completely.

When I started seeing plenty church sign post I knew i was getting lost already.

You really need to study the turns,the ramps,the correct flyovers to take or else tears of lamentations will be your portion in Abuja.The day google map decides to be a bitch just forget it you must cry.
PropertiesRe: Advice!! Landlady Decides To Pick A Fight Without A Reason! by Twoclans(f): 9:31pm On Feb 17, 2022
22o62021:
Those motels ?

No one is living there again
Depilated buildings

Na onuiyi side I de talk
Those buildings were poorly constructed.

Back then when i was still in school i used to ask myself what kind of heartless contractor built the Zik flats.I never entered any of those building then for fear of collapse.

Onuiyi is very likely to have such dramatic landladies.
PropertiesRe: Advice!! Landlady Decides To Pick A Fight Without A Reason! by Twoclans(f): 8:45pm On Feb 17, 2022
22o62021:
Where for Nsukka?

Odim
Or ziks flat

Hilltop
It cant be Ziks flats , except if it's those apartments behind Ziks flats.

Ziks flats is owned by the school or has it changed.
PoliticsRe: Fuel Scarcity In Abuja (Videos) by Twoclans(f): 7:01pm On Feb 16, 2022
Abuja seem to be most hit by this scarcity .
RomanceRe: Valentine: Before You Follow Him Out This Evening, Security Tips. by Twoclans(f):
Is this fuel scarcity in Abuja alone ? Where are people seeing fuel to roam around in the name of valentine abeg.

Biko the fuel in my car is for business deals I cant waste because of any mumu date today.
Music/RadioRe: Nigerian Idol: Dbanj’s Facial Expression Got People Talking by Twoclans(f): 10:31pm On Feb 13, 2022
I dont blame dbang, some of contestants today got me rolling on the floor with laughter.
RomanceRe: I Have Feelings For My House Help. by Twoclans(f): 9:17am On Feb 13, 2022
dingbang:
wow, that's a lot of travel. It's not easy plying those roads.
Yeah those routes are something else. I try to be as safe as possible.

The second paragraph,my heart always skips everytime you type that.

Do you think I did not see it.

Take care kiss
RomanceRe: I Have Feelings For My House Help. by Twoclans(f): 8:21am On Feb 13, 2022
dingbang:
honestly i get your point and i agree with you, alot of marriages are sexless. There will be times when either partner will beg the other for sex and feedback would be, honey i am tired, i am not in the mood etc.

I also understand that it makes married couples to be so so so vulnerable to temptations, seeing a fine chic with curves as a student and having those high hormones to offload all the "innuendum" inside is really not easy at all to control.


May God help us. Still in lagos or abuja?
Shuttling between Abuja,Kaduna ,Niger and Nassarawa ............work things.
RomanceRe: I Have Feelings For My House Help. by Twoclans(f): 8:09am On Feb 13, 2022
dingbang:
he is not a yahoo boy na. Na yahoo boys spoil market for young sugar daddies.

Although i would not encourage side chics sha even though it has advantages but in the end, we are all looking at making heaven so there is just no advantage at all.

The wife still just has to give him kpekus, it is not easy for men at all.
Sweetie do you have friends or colleagues that are married and will tell you the truth?Alot of marriages are sexless,leaving one of the partners practically begging the other for sex on a daily basis.Any matured person knows that no matter how long you lower yourself to beg your partner for sex the day will come that you wont have that energy anymore.

As far as I am concerned,this OP should get a side chic ASAP or get engaged in sporting activities in the evening that will occupy his free time.
RomanceRe: I Have Feelings For My House Help. by Twoclans(f): 7:56am On Feb 13, 2022
dingbang:
See what some wives are making their husbands to think. embarassed
This is exactly why I keep saying that the side chic ministry will always be in existence. It is far far far better this OP gets a side chic instead of defilling that young girl. angry

@ OP please get yourself a professional side chic that will milk all the sperm out of your body.I hope you are rich enough to finance that lifestyle.
BusinessRe: CBN Denies Plan To Stop Sale Of FOREX To Banks by Twoclans(f): 10:21am On Feb 12, 2022
akeeng:
Big lies. Bank told me to go buy from Aboki last week. Never been that shocked. As in…. Bank been give me description of where to go buy dollar. Sad
undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
PoliticsRe: TheEmefieleDisaster: Nigerians Call Out Emefiele On Twitter by Twoclans(f): 5:03am On Feb 12, 2022
This country can press ones buttons sha. angry

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