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Culture › Re: Motivational Thursday: Be Humble by Twoclans(f): 2:16pm On Jan 26, 2020

carbonado:
Happy birthday Twoclans, wish you many more of this in good health, peace of mind and plenty of money, we r January born..

Thanks my darlyn kiss

,I appreciate.

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Phones › Re: Were You Compensated By MTN For Slow Data Speed? by Twoclans(f): 8:25am On Jan 20, 2020

Yes I was compensated but I really dont know if it was audio data because immediately they started misbehaving I switched my data to another network. .God knows I am not loyal. undecided

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Crime › Re: A Guy I Employed On Monday Stole From My Shop On Tuesday by Twoclans(f): 3:56pm On Jan 16, 2020

You really have a good heart ,like seriously you dont owe her refund of money that she kept carelessly .Even when you go to banks and some organizations and park your vehicle they tell you its parked at owners risk . angry

Refunding her Money is not your call ,how are you even sure she had that amount in her bag or that she did not swindle you in conjunction with your run away staff.

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Romance › Re: Wooden Carved Seat That Can Make You Have Erection. by Twoclans(f): 8:13pm On Jan 12, 2020

rex444:
you won't believe how many times I flipped my phone to see under....then a gal gives U this position....hmmm

Men and submissive sex positions cheesy

like 5 and 6

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Romance › Re: Wooden Carved Seat That Can Make You Have Erection. by Twoclans(f): 12:34pm On Jan 12, 2020

I can only imagine what pricks will do to this seats if they were made with a softer material.

It would have been a sex doll and a seat in one package.

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Romance › Re: Does It Mean I Should Accept My Girlfriend Back? by Twoclans(f): 8:17am On Jan 11, 2020*

Bonaventure Edmund this your story sha ,your girl sneaks out from the house by 10pm to have anal sex and receive MouthAction from you biko what makes you think she can't make out such time to receive a new dick .The excitement of a new dick can take her out of the house by 2am.
It looks like you are attached to her because of financial gains in addition to the free sex.

Bonaventure can you make out time and finish your stories instead of leaving them half baked littered on your threads.

Did she refer to you as daddy in that chat? Abeg let me go with my tatafo.

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Romance › Re: 7 Hilarious Ways Nigerian Ladies Act When Their Boyfriends Broke Up With Them by Twoclans(f): 8:34pm On Jan 06, 2020

Naaaaaaaa this is too much drama.

Every guy who is my ex is actually my friend.

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Education › Re: Please I Need Help In Solving This Quantitative Reasoning For Primary 6 by Twoclans(f): 9:43am On Jan 06, 2020

tomdon:
Haba, so primary school girls have made it to nairaland now. Nairaland is finished

The OP is a mother or guardian seeking help for her child's homework .Look closely you will see her pink artificial nails .

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Hoists The Red Flag Which Is A Traditional Symbol For War by Twoclans(f): 11:52am On Jan 05, 2020

don4real:
Na harmattan cause am

Anybody who leaves in the north of Nigeria should be worried about that war,their are some northerners that have very skewed reasoning especially when it comes to issues relating to the United States.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Hoists The Red Flag Which Is A Traditional Symbol For War by Twoclans(f): 9:15pm On Jan 04, 2020

I dont know why the events of the last few days between Iran and the states sends cold shivers down my body cry

I just dont know why.

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Romance › Re: My First Date In 2020: A Lady Paid Our Bill by Twoclans(f): 9:05pm On Jan 04, 2020*

Who are this ladies that always leech on Nigerian men ,abeg how much do they have sef undecided

.I will always say it ,ladies ,young girls ,women please make your money and hold your side its far sweeter than having to sit all day thinking of how to swindle a poor guy of his hard earned 5,000.

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Crime › Re: Policemen Caught On Camera Brutalizing Innocent Pedestrian In Enugu by Twoclans(f): 8:52pm On Jan 04, 2020

This guy has guts shocked

,those police guys are lucky they had those guns or else this boy would have disgraced their generation if this was a one on one confrontation .

That guy has a demon living within him shocked

that is all I can say.

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Business › Re: Can I Open A Bank Account With An Expired International Passport? by Twoclans(f): 10:50am On Jan 02, 2020

No you cannot

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Politics › Re: Okorocha: No One Has Beaten My Record In The History Of Imo State by Twoclans(f): 2:03pm On Dec 31, 2019

Okorocha

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Culture › Re: Masquerades At Golibe Festival Onitsha (Photos) by Twoclans(f): 9:16pm On Dec 30, 2019*

Igbo Amaka cheesy

Culture at its best cool

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Crime › Re: 10 Nigerian Women Who Gruesomely Killed Their Husbands (photos) by Twoclans(f): 3:16am On Dec 30, 2019

I fear who no fear marriage,To imagine that so many more women would have quietly killed their husbands and Framed it on sickness is scary.

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Family › Re: I Placed A Curse On My Husband. by Twoclans(f): 6:45pm On Dec 29, 2019

TonyeBarcanista:
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Bullshit!

Maybe your colleague used African science on the said man or fate befell him.

Stop deceiving yourself!

We are in the new covenant and placing curse is a SIN AGAINST God!

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Family › Re: I Placed A Curse On My Husband. by Twoclans(f): 6:43pm On Dec 29, 2019

crackhaus:
Rubbish

Don't take your character into 2020 tongue

You are dismissed undecided

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Family › Re: I Placed A Curse On My Husband. by Twoclans(f): 6:21pm On Dec 29, 2019

crackhaus:
Bullshiiít!
Stories like this are what some of you women are using to deceive yourselves.

The only people who have the power to lay curses sanctioned by God are those consecrated under the prophetic ministry, not just anyone- not even pastors.
How can someone who herself is not consecrated & completely free from a life of sin be using God to lay curse on another person?

All the curses una don dey curse Nigerian government and politicians for many years no dey ever work, is only boyfriends and husbands own that is working.

LOL

Abeg shift

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Family › Re: I Placed A Curse On My Husband. by Twoclans(f): 6:08pm On Dec 29, 2019

This is a strong one ,I had a colleague who laid such a curse on her husband and the guy lost a well paying oil and gas job then and things went under for him for years .That guy was jobless for almost ten years Until recently when she by her self went out and found solution for him and he got another job.Their is power in the tongue .

Anyway make sure you get something doing and make your money ,this generation of men do not want to shoulder any form of liabilities .They are ballers .They are not like our fathers .You cannot sit at home and keep calling a man for your upkeep ,not this generation of men.Even erection dey hard them sef .

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Family › Re: My Husband Beat Me On Christmas Day by Twoclans(f): 4:53pm On Dec 29, 2019

safarigirl:
your name is Bluntboy and youu are saying OP should not be blunt?

If her husband is dressing like a trader in Upper Iweka, shouldn't she help with his style? Man is probably sporting a pot belle and wearing tight body hug to accentuate his man boobs.

If his style is wack, she has the right, as his wife, to pick out his outfits. That is what most wives do with their husbands; they buy them clothes and help select their outfits. Why can't OP do same for the Grinch she married?

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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Just Caught Me Red Handed by Twoclans(f): 10:07pm On Dec 28, 2019

chubbyswit:
Hey, remove that pornographic image on your profile picture, it's not cool at all

Hey, not everyone is a holy of holies like you .If you go to my profile picture again I will shoot you undecided

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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Just Caught Me Red Handed by Twoclans(f): 6:56pm On Dec 28, 2019*

Wait ohhhh is she not the same girl you opened a thread in October telling Nairalanders that she cheated on you .If she is, tell her you decided to pay her back .Life continues for both of you .

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Romance › Re: What Special About Big Bumbum-men by Twoclans(f): 4:22pm On Dec 28, 2019

gradeA:
Is that your ukwu @ dp?

LOL

Is it too big wink

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Crime › Re: Robbers Trapped Inside Abuja Bank As Police And Soldiers Block Off The Entrance by Twoclans(f): 2:14pm On Dec 28, 2019

Kayharry:
Bank dey work today ?

It could be a branch that offers Saturday banking services or it could be the bank is doing cash movement for their ATM's or its a cash pick up that went wrong.

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