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RomanceRe: What Else Apart From Money Makes You Happy by Twoclans(f): 9:39pm On Feb 15, 2019
Sleeping in a beautiful room.

I can sleep for Africa tongue
RomanceRe: Happy Valentine's Day Nairalanders by Twoclans(f): 5:11pm On Feb 14, 2019
Martin0:
oh my baby baby, for this thin wey you do so, i promise you a very good head from megrin
Na your type dey think say navel na clitoris lipsrsealed

Thank you I pass on the head tongue

RomanceRe: Happy Valentine's Day Nairalanders by Twoclans(f): 5:39am On Feb 14, 2019
Happy Val's day king lefulefu kiss better ukwu fall on U
Happy Val's day pusyiter kiss may y.y sani end soon wink
Happy Val's day martin0 kiss may you find love tongue
Happy Val's day makydebbie kiss receive better head 2day
Happy Val's day carbonado kiss I love you kiss
Happy Val's day Eberechi24 kiss love you girl kiss

Happy Val's day nairaland family kiss ( please let's all go out and vote on Saturday .

RomanceRe: Kenyan Lady Shares Picture Of Her Married Lover In Bed After Lying To Her. by Twoclans(f): 9:27pm On Feb 11, 2019
Pusyiter:
Hahahahah. YY Sani gist grin

RomanceRe: Kenyan Lady Shares Picture Of Her Married Lover In Bed After Lying To Her. by Twoclans(f): 7:15pm On Feb 11, 2019
Pusyiter:
I almost with you on top .lol grin
If I handle you honestly you won't stand up for 24 hours .

RomanceRe: Nigerian Girls Dont Wear Bikini In Beaches Like European Girls. WHY? by Twoclans(f): 7:10pm On Feb 11, 2019
Pusyiter:
Why should they wear bikini when they don't appreciate what God has given them
Unlike the foreigners
The average Naija babe has inferiority complex
The fat ones complain they are too fat
The slim ones complain they are too lepa
The short ones feel too short and unsexy
While the tall ones feel unattractive.
Ahhhhhh my pusyiter has finished us . cheesy

Guy take it easy cool
RomanceRe: Kenyan Lady Shares Picture Of Her Married Lover In Bed After Lying To Her. by Twoclans(f): 3:17pm On Feb 11, 2019
Pusyiter:
ewo....... grin
Hmmmmmm....really?
No wonder.... cheesy
Tell me you have never fainted like that lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Kenyan Lady Shares Picture Of Her Married Lover In Bed After Lying To Her. by Twoclans(f): 3:06pm On Feb 11, 2019
Uyiii:
It's so obvious who fvcked who here.
The man laying lifeless after he has been fvcked like a little pussy and the woman who I am very sure uses ogogoro to wash her mouth every morning still had the strength to take selfies.

My respek to the woman, you're the mancheesy
That is exactly how a man faints after riding him cow girl style cheesy

RomanceRe: What Do You Love About Nairaland? by Twoclans(f): 11:26am On Feb 10, 2019
Thegamingorca:
Your dp tho...

Too explicit
Some of us are too crazy and playful ,please ignore my madness . cheesy
RomanceRe: What Do You Love About Nairaland? by Twoclans(f): 11:21am On Feb 10, 2019
Martin0:
what typosgrin
Calm down and read it again .
RomanceRe: What Do You Love About Nairaland? by Twoclans(f): 11:20am On Feb 10, 2019
kollinzgee:
hw many heads and kondo did you recieved this last week lol.
A lady does not kiss and tell lipsrsealed

Don't worry about me,nairaland knows my way is not pure wink
RomanceRe: What Do You Love About Nairaland? by Twoclans(f): 11:00am On Feb 10, 2019
kollinzgee:
.
omo you na badgirl ahaa see your dp now you go like head gaaan.
My dear I don't like head,I love good head cheesy
RomanceRe: What Do You Love About Nairaland? by Twoclans(f): 10:50am On Feb 10, 2019
Martin0:
take me to amadioha shrine, maybe you will believe that
Marty go and read that your latest thread ,too many typos .
RomanceRe: What Do You Love About Nairaland? by Twoclans(f): 10:49am On Feb 10, 2019
Martin0:
take me to amadioha shrine, maybe you will believe that
All those small small gods have taken bribe undecided

Hardly get truth from them anymore
RomanceRe: What Do You Love About Nairaland? by Twoclans(f): 10:45am On Feb 10, 2019
Martin0:
oh that's great! 6year's agogrin
Marty you can lie for Africa angry

And by the way go and read that your latest thread again.Too many typos.
RomanceRe: What Do You Love About Nairaland? by Twoclans(f): 8:40am On Feb 10, 2019
Martin0:
when it you telling me to explain then i know you understand what I'm talking about!

well how you doing na
Nwoke oma ,I am doing great cheesy

When last did you exercise your AMU lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: What Do You Love About Nairaland? by Twoclans(f): 10:18pm On Feb 09, 2019
Martin0:
hmmmmm see twoclans, you know me better than i do know myself, we both just need the best for ourselves nobody wanna be with the wrong guy or girl you know that, well it not my fault i turned off sha! your love for umm umm scared me, you know what i mean!
I don't know what you mean,oya explain . cheesy
PoliticsRe: We Don’t Know Who Constructed The Giant Broom - APC by Twoclans(f):
Chimooooo see talk,broom that was put up in broad day light I was even passing through as they were erecting the broom .

Very ugly looking broom angry

Abeg make I carry my tatafo dey go.
RomanceRe: What Do You Love About Nairaland? by Twoclans(f):
Martin0:
if you ignore me for no reason then it means something is wrong!
Lol

Marty baby your hands are full ,and your preference for Yankee girls is very obvious tongue

You know how to get my attention,stop pretending . wink
RomanceRe: What Do You Love About Nairaland? by Twoclans(f): 8:39pm On Feb 09, 2019
Pusyiter:
I see more of positives even if the Ladies are expressing disappointments grin
However, I love the topics most especially meeting fantastically interesting persons like
Twoclans my bae
Valarie47 my fire
Missraine69 mon cherie
xhosanostra my sweet
Victorian my queen
....and the guyz
Sirblunt my mainman
Lefulefu my broda
...and you reading..... grin
Lots of love
Lots of love my dear pusyiter kiss

Oya carry your bae and go

RomanceRe: Ladies Can You Attend This Art Class? (photo) by Twoclans(f): 11:28am On Feb 09, 2019
lefulefu:
hello my queen wink
no i wanted to reply to that other post seperatly grin grin
The things you to do me wink kiss kiss

I don't think I can concentrate if I needed to draw you just like exp.lorers man in the picture.
RomanceRe: Ladies Can You Attend This Art Class? (photo) by Twoclans(f): 11:26am On Feb 09, 2019
Eberechi24:
Shave ke? No, don't. we love it hairy too. it will add beauty to our work.
Babe who are the we?

I am not sharing my king with you grin

I will only allow you to be friends with him but no sharing wink

Oya go and buy paint and brush ,let's get to work.

RomanceRe: Ladies Can You Attend This Art Class? (photo) by Twoclans(f):
lefulefu:
ehn? wait biko lemme shave my stomach first grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Don't worry about that my love,I will do the shaving for you wink


Just bring your fine body over and relax kiss
RomanceRe: Ladies Can You Attend This Art Class? (photo) by Twoclans(f): 11:14am On Feb 09, 2019
lefulefu:
thats my girl grin grin
This my lefulefu is becoming sleek,why did you edit the second paragraph of her comment . tongue
CrimeRe: 19-Year-Old girl Caught With Gun In Anambra (Photo) by Twoclans(f): 8:34am On Feb 09, 2019
People should not give birth to children they cannot take care of,at 19 years I was still under the protection and care of my parents .

Deep down in her heart ,this can never be what she wants for herself. sad
FamilyRe: Why Is It Important For A Woman To Be Financially Independent Before Marriage? by Twoclans(f): 6:39pm On Feb 08, 2019
My grand mother is still financially independent even at her age.
My mother ,very financially independent .
When you are surrounded my very strong women ,you cannot afford to be lazy.

Enough of the bragging ,back to the topic :

@ OP biko it is extremely important for a woman to be financially independent .You can't be collecting money for pant,pad,salt and tomatoes .Like seriously .
RomanceRe: Ladies Can You Attend This Art Class? (photo) by Twoclans(f): 1:38pm On Feb 08, 2019
Eberechi24:
if I no attend this class wetin I gain buh he has to stroke it Lemme know the full length sha.


Twoclans, will you attend?
Babe I will be the class captain in that class,the guys physique is getting me wet from here sef wink grin

You know naaahhh,I love a guy with a good body .
RomanceRe: Ladies Only Wear Clean Pant When They Want To Visit A Guy by Twoclans(f): 9:24am On Feb 08, 2019
mrboks:
Hello
Hi mrboks
RomanceRe: Ladies Only Wear Clean Pant When They Want To Visit A Guy by Twoclans(f): 6:29am On Feb 08, 2019
OP you are not in tune with reality ,we don't wear pants anymore. tongue
CelebritiesRe: Fast Raising Songstress "Teni Apata" Wows In New Stunning Photos by Twoclans(f): 12:14pm On Feb 05, 2019
Case and uyo meyo ,great songs .


I am looking forward to bigger songs from Teni,I pray she does not disappoint.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is So Stupid I Almost Beat Her To Death (this Is What Happened) by Twoclans(f): 5:54pm On Feb 04, 2019
How can you receipt the rent in her name . undecided

When love is turning peoples head be careful what you receipt in your lovers name because when the chips are down the person can easily claim ownership legally.
CrimeRe: Man Fights His Wife In Lugbe, Abuja, For Running Away With Their 4 Kids by Twoclans(f): 1:43pm On Feb 04, 2019
akinszz:
we all know.... By poisoning him lipsrsealed

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